NOVELTY RECORDS, ANSWER SONGS, SPORTS, et. al. - LOTSA FUN! As usual, “GENERAL novelty precedes all the other categories. I use this category for stuff that doesn’t “belong” in other novelty headings (ANSWER, BEATLES, BREAK-INS, GAY/HOMOSEXUAL, ELVIS PRESLEY, SPACE, SPORTS). Frank Merrill/SATURDAY NIGHT RECORDS 848 Dodge Avenue, #PMB-112 Evanston IL 60202 fmerr4illjr@4gmail.com (REMOVE both of the 4’s) THIS DOCUMENT is designated as: 8i--novelty IMPORTANT: PLEASE ALWAYS REMEMBER TO PUT YOUR ADDRESS ON YOUR ORDER. Not doing so can be dangerous, because I can NEVER assume that your address didn’t change since your prior order. 12-INCH LP RECORDS: MOREY AMSTERDAM [march MLP 101, m- Cover, sticker upper left] funny you should ask! m- 8 BIRTH CONTROL [GERMANY, BRAIN 0060.149, m- (Titanic) Cover] Titanic m- 11 CUT: “Titanic” m- 11 OSCAR BRAND [elektra EKL 188, vg Cover] sports car songs for big wheels vg+ 5 JONATHON BRANDMEIER [loon CR 233, vg- but 0.5% damage inside the m- Gatefold, vg+ inner sleeve lyrics] just havin’ fun m- 9 GREAT CHEVY CHASE [arista AL 9519, coh clipped corner] Chevy Chase STILL SEALED 7 National Anthem, Short People, etc. CHEECH Y CHONG [WARNER BROS. hs 3391, VG+ Cover] let’s make a new dope deal m- 7 “THE COMEDY HOUR” [January 16, 1987 – CUE SHEETS, no Cover] R. Dangerfield, Robin Williams, Julie Brown, Cosby, etc. cuts m- 7 [April 27, 1987 – CUE SHEETS, no cover] Victoria Jackson, Bob & Ray, Weird Al Yankovich (*sic*), Archie Bunker, etc. m- 9 I HAVE MANY MORE OF THESE! Not all have cue sheets. Still sitting in Macomb IL. “COMMERCIALS IN A PLAIN BROWN WRAPPER” [Mad. Ave. no #, POOR Cover] 29 *INSANE* fake commercials vg+ 9 rare FRANK DeLIMA & NA KOLOHE [pocholinga PP-104, vg+ Cover] don’t sneeze when you eat saimin m- 14 GREAT novelty songs Hawaii DISCO RICK featuring THE DOGS [Jr JR-2004, m- Cover] the Negro’s back! M- 10 filthy-rap, e. g. “Fuck Around the Clock” CHARLIE DOUGLAS [scr 11830, vg- Cover, woc-back] me and dammit Ray long time friends m- 7 not-all-PS early 70s comedy Texas DR. DEMENTO [ALWAYS 2 LPs, Westwood One 87-41, original cue sheets] October 10-11, 1987 NOTE: THESE SHOWS MAY INCLUDE MATERIAL NOT OTHERWISE AVAILABLE (from tapes, etc.). GREAT obscure stuff, always! M- 22 [87-48] November 28-29, 1987 SOME CHRISTMAS novelty, and Food Blues, Somebody Ate the Baby, etc. Original Cues m- 24 [91-24, original Cue Sheets] June 10, 1991 Dan Hicks, Bob & Bob, Peter Sellers, Slant 6, Blotto, etc. +Funny Five m- 18 KENNY EVERETT [IRELAND yuk 1023, TURQUOISE WAX, vg Cover, 3-inch seam rip bottom] the world’s worst record show Compilation record with insane novelties (Jimmy Cross, Mel & Dave, Steve Bent, Tub Thumper, etc.) m- 8 STAN FREBERG [Capitol New Releases from…, m- Cover] various artists pop. But “Yankee Doodle Go Home” cut +Reiner/Brooks m- 7 THE GROUP THERAPISTS [strand LP 1009, vg Cover] Sick Along With Us vg+ 4 scarce early 60s BILLY GUY [all platinum SE-9000, m- Cover] the tramp is funny m- 10 X-RATED, includes a cut “Shine and the Titanic” BOB JAMES [aircheck factory no #, SEALED] Jokes, fake phone calls Oeven one Christmas), etc. - Cleveland radio show, late 70s 7 L. A. AIR FORCE [no #, no Cover] “CHEAP RADIO THRILLS” VOLUME IV vg+ 5 hilarious drop-ins, but MISSING Cover has all the info CHRISTINE LAVIN [philo 1107] Beau Woes STILL SEALED 9 amoeba hop, Prince Charles, camping, etc. great feminist, etc. songs TON LEHRER [voices of Vista No. 33, 33a, 33b, 33c – Cue Sheet] 15-minute guest show! SHORT show The Lovin’ spoonful +2 m- 15 LOU MARSH & TONY ADAMS [platinum Stereo P-S-1003, m- Cover] the bullthrOwers m- 8 live comedy, NOT BANDED, 1969 Miami ROGER MILLER [Guard Session/National Guard] Shows 225-228 MAILING BOX STILL SEALED (1 record, I think?) m- 7 THE NANNYJAMMER PLAYERS [mother no #, POOR! COVER] Etc. Etc. Etc. m- 25 UNIQUE COPY??? Crude absurd mini-sketches THE JOHNNY OTIS SHOW, LIVE! [laff A141 Stereo] the burglar in the bedroom (with Skillet & Leroy) STILL SEALED 10 X-Rated TOM PAXTON [flying fish FF 356] one million lawyers…and other disasters STILL SEALED 9 GREAT comedy songs! PICK TEMPLE [prestige international 13008, vg+ Cover] the pick of the crop (American folksongs…) m- 10 The sow took the measles, the sinking of the Titanic, you wonder why I’m a hobo, Methodist pie, etc. UNCLE BONSAI [freckle FR 01911] boys want sex in the morning (recorded live May 2-3, 1986] STILL SEALED 10 W. H. O. CARES [private pressing, G- Cover, 15 inch seam split] Who said that m- 13 weird as-it-happens monologues, ONLY COPY? “WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC [zomba label group 99607-01296-1, 12 INCH SINGLE, dj, m- Cover] “Straight Outta Lynwood” white & nerdy, confessions Part III, trapped in a drive-thru (same on both sides) m- 10 rare? Usher, Chamillionaire, R. Kelly PARODIES ANSWER RECORDS/PARODIES EXUDE [12 INCH SINGLE feelin’ fine no #] boys just want to have sex (2 mixes) +2 STILL SEALED 7 SPACE/SCI-FI: LEONARD NIMOY [Voices of Vista Show #187] (Pete Jolly flip) 15-minute shows: interview etc. “clean to vg+” 8 SPORTS: “TOPS IN SPORTS” [Shows 39, 40] the Gil Hodges Story///the Chubby Feeney story m- 11 15-minute Air Force, interviews [Shows 73-78, reduced to 5-MINUTE shows] Charlie Berry, WILLIE MAYS, JACKIE ROBINSON +3 m- 12 talk & interviews [Shoes 139-144, 5 Minutes each] Jim Beatty, STAN MUSIAL, Don Hoak +3 m- wol-a 10 again, talk and INTERVIEWS 10 INCH 78RPM SINGLES: THE BARTON BROTHERS [apollo 138] joe & Paul Parts I, II m- 5 Yiddish comedy BARNEY BERNARD [Victor 18029] Cohen at the telephone/Goldstein goes in the railroad business m- 6 comedy talkers MEL BLANC [capitol 2764 dj] money/polly, pretty polly (cleans up to) m- #ol-a, b 5 ART CARNEY [columbia 40242 dj, FLEXIBLE PLASTIC] m- wol-a, b 7 CHARLEY DREW [gala 2302] can’t put it on a platter/phil spitalny’s band m- 6 “PARTY RECORD” R-rated, late Forties STAN FREBERG [capitol 2596 dj] St. George and the Dragonet/Little Blue Riding Hood m- wol-a, b 6 And DAWS BUTLER [21838 dj] point of order/person to pearson vg+ #ol-a, b 5 MERV GRIFFIN [rca victor 20-4270 dj, FLEXIBLE PLASTIC] twenty-three starlets/the Lord’s… m- sol-a 5 DREAM opf Ava Gardner, etc. JOE HAYMAN///FRED DUPREZ [columbia A1516] Cohen on the telephone///happy tho’ married vg+ 4 ///PRINCE’S ORCHESTRA [#A 1863] Cohen telephones the health department///serenade vg+ 4 flip is “incidental” not Nov [#A2488] Cohen calls his tailor on the phone/Cohen at the real estate office m- 5 (though pressing material in those days…) RED INGLE & THE NATURAL SEVEN [capitol 451] song of Indians/them durn fool things m- 7 SPIKE JONES…SLICKERS [rca victor 20-3827] I know a secret/Charleston-mio m- 5 20-4055] Peter Cottontail/rhapsody from Hunger(y) m- sol-a 5 [20-5107 dj, FLEXIBLE PLASTIC] I went to your wedding/I’ll never work there anymore m- wol-a, b 8 MICKEY KATZ [capitol 1419 dj] Gehatke mambo/Chiny town m- sol-a, b 6 [2583 dj] Scheherazade/she walks past his window everyday m- wol-a, b 5 JACK KAUFMAN [diva 2568] Henry’s made a lady out of Lizzie/there ought to be a law against that vg+ 5 HARRY MARKS///JOHN T. KELLY [silvertone 5023] Cohen on the telephone///backyard conversation between two jealous… vg+ 6 LOU MENCHELL [alexander no #] all I want for Christmas is Marilyn Monroe/she was out with a mambo! M- wol-a 8 GAYLA PEEVEY [columbia 40264 dj, FLEXIBLE PLASTIC] a dog named Joe/upsy down town m- 6 BABY PAMELA RICH [mercury 70124, FLEXIBLE PLASTIC] Easter Bunny song/goody, goody, gumdrop m- wol-a, b 5 DOROTHY SHAY [columbia 37192] Uncle Fud/I’m in love with a married man vg+ 4 she was a/k/a “The Park Avenue Hillbilly” [38140] the sample song/two-guy Harry from Tucumcari vg+ 5 MONROE SILVER [emerson 10176] Cohen’s wedding/Cohen on his honeymoon m- 6 GEECHIE SMITH [capitol 399] what’s the matter with the stove?/the frog song (him ain’t got no tail) m- 8 **UNKNOWN ARTIST** [METAL ACETATE, NO LABEL] vg+ 6 rude-risque comedian, about a “whore” LARRY VINCENT [pearl 54] 3000 years ago/she came rollin down the mountain m- 6 early 50s Party Record YOGI YORGESSON [capitol 2643 dj] ya, ya, ya/mother-in-law m- 5 And GENE PEARSON [capitol 2552 dj] come straight home tonight/interested in love m- 5 45RPM SINGLES – SECTION ONE, *GENERAL* CATEGORIES JIM ADAMS [danger 5820] ho ho ho/ballad of T. Eugene m- 6 midfast novelties CRAIG ALDEN [jamie 1166] crazy little horn/google-eye’d m- #ol-a, b 6 GIRLS like Itsy Bitsy… AH—AH ALLEN [allen 009] kick the I.R.S./Montana I’m sure proud of you m- 5 wacky anti-tax diatribe/STATE PRIDE AMERICAN COMEDY NETWORK critique 704-—breaking up is hard on you (a/k/a don’t take Ma Bell away from me) m- 3 GREAT PARODY novelty of Sedaka blockbuster hit! FLIP three FAKE “KRAPCO” COMMERCIALS, wow! COMPACT DISC K. P. ANDERSON [Holland, Inc. 9502] “the comedy gallery” (LIVE AND NOT WELL) m- 5 ARBOGAST & ROSS atp 1001-—chaos – Part I, II m- 3 early 70s reissue/boot of INSANE RADIO INDUSTRY novelty from ‘59 BORIS BADENOUGH [trax 102]hey rocky!/jackin’ me around m- 4 WHAT A HOOT! Fast, samples R& Bullwinkle/mf dance MONTE BALLOU [california 302] the torch/I’ve been floating down the big green river m- 4 flip mf Dixieland Jazz drunk novelty THE BAND RODEO [storm 8980] sorry blues/no more smokin’ vg+ 4 flip mf country Novelty BANJO MANIACS [decca 29623 dj] pick-it-you-peasant/double… m- 5 fun fast-to-slow version of “Comedians Gallop” (Instr.) BARNES and BARNES [lumania, with m- PS] touch yourself/background boy m- 9 rare - this record has virtually disappeared! NOTE: PS is crude-drawn images, and text. PS has been folded by me, but has not been glued together as intended. DAVID BARRETT [brothers 005061] this song/talk dirty m- 4 flip c&w novelty “I love it when you swear…” THE BARRON KNIGHTS [mercury 73302 dj] you’re all I need/nothin’ doin’ m- 5 flip midfast rock NOVELTY [UK epic 65829] remember – decimalization/(medley) a taste of Aggro m- 5 anti-metric!! JACK BARRY [decca 9-88204, vg+ PS] the make-lika song/mister bungle m- 5 JACK BARRY and WINKY DINK [decca 9-88173, vg PS] winko/magic crayons make magic pictures m- 4 JACK BARRY AND WINKY DINK [decca 9-88174, vg+ PS] Never-Never Land/Winky Dink and you m- 5 THE BAR STEWARDS [AUSTRALIA selection 151] makin’ a quid/Joe the Crow m- 5 NOVELTY/anthromorphism HELEN McALARNEY BARTH [RED WAX happy-time 2501, 78RPM] happy all the time/the numbering song vg+ 4 TOMMY BARTLETT///THE WINDFALL [american music… 5050] remember way back when///hammer… m- 5 Novelty monologue narrate CHARLENE BARTLEY [EP rca victor EPA-1-1478, vg+ Cover] the weekend of a private secretary/she didn’t say “yes” +2 m- 5 light nov. EILEEN BARTON [coral 61146] Jesse James/signpost vg+ sol-a 4 mf pop, not true novelty but history, flip is incidental ROD BARTON – GWEN REYNOLDS [par-dee 27] hookie from school/up in the hills m- 5 light novelty 50s, Ohio THE BARTON BROTHERS [apollo 2088] cock-eyed Jennie/minnie the flapper m- 5 mf/mid novelties in Yiddish JAMES BASKETT AND ORIGINAL CAST [capitol from Album CASF-3107] Brer Rabbit’s laughing place Side 1, 2 vg+ 4 JIM and LOUISE BASS [CANADA eagle 125] always/credit card blues m- 5 flip mf novelty c&w, 60s ANDY BATER [teen-ed 6] gambler’s bouquet/Paul Revere vg+ wol-a, b 4 flip interesting mf novelty [DALE BATES///BARBARA JOHNSON] & THE ROLL [copperwood no #] alcohol illusion///Sally Jo m- 5 flip autograph mf Nov’ty a-side “a study by” STANLEY BAXTER [CANADA, dominion 60001, vg Cover] the professor Side 1, 2 m- 4 SCOTTISH novelty-comedy BAYOU JAZZ BAND [sound of New Orleans 10101] radio/St. James infirmary m- 5 A-side mf old-timey song about old radio days MAX BEAN [playboy 6023] pass the sangria/you look… m- 5 a-side mid Novelty, nagging wife keeps talking in background SIDNEY BEAN AND SHERWOOD [wam 1440] for kids for fun Side 1, 2 vg 4 mid novelty song with kids’ chorus MARJORIE BEANE [motaa 101] MOTAA song/in an antique car/the Stanley Steamer +3 vg 5 RARE antique songs and MOTAA narrate THE BEATOES [USA, 198656, "u. k. spud" with m- foldover PS] I’m too ugly for MTV/un-employed… m- 4 novelties mf new wave/midt BEAVER BROTHERS [scorpion 0568] rub a dub dub/redneck in the White House m- xol-b 5 shower with a friend!/Carter novelties CLYDE BEAVERS [kash 1025] why didn’t I think of that/I’d rather fight than switch m- wol-a, b 5 mf novelty one side JOE BEAVERS [grand prize 5213 dj] Watts on second?/(instru.) m- 5 midfast ’83 political (Cabinet Secretary) novelty HOPPY BECK [jadar 126] country woman/harguiss the ant m- wol-a 5 flip mention Ahab the Arab, Sneaky Snake, Harry the Hairy Ape TED L. BECKLEY [fran 001] dog gone it/Tucson Arizona m- 4 general political complaint song (inflation, etc.)/ BILLY BEDAMMED [lusty 1] ballad of Sam Hall/one eyed Riley m- 4 novelties, mid slight risqué/mf KENNY BEE and the STINGERS [buzz 206] love at first bite/flight 69 m- 5 EARL BEECHAM [capitol PRO 6554/#3380 dj] yellow school bus mono/stereo m- 5 Anti-Busing (takes too long & away from friends) LYNN BEETS [M & M 1518] “Jimmy” Jimmy Who/you must… vg+ 4 mf female tribute, Jimmy Carter DON BEHRMAN [turquoise 2002, promo -biographic. Insert] one leg at a timer/George Washington – Abraham Lincoln m- 4 JULIE ANN BEISBIER [flash 1533] I’m a woman/pot bellied swinger m- 5 female pride (not Etta James song)/fat novelty CARL BELEW [rca victor 8835 dj] possum holler/pick up my… m- sol-a 4 A-side hunting novelty [scr 158] Bic flickin’ baby/we don’t… m- 4 mid country, concealed risqueness JAMES BELL [bell 45,003 dj] the pretty boy/poor… m- 5 about Pretty Boy Floyd LULU BELLE AND SCOTTY [mercury 6400] I’m no Communist/tied… m- 6 from the heart of the Cold War EDDIE BENTLEY [paula 1218 dj] ode to a walnetto/little children… m- 5 mf novelty, inspired by Rowan & Martin’s Langh-In JACK BERCH [rca victor WBY-74, vg+ PS] the teddy bears’ picnic/me and my teddy bear m- 4 cool mid/ms pop for kids OLIVER BERLINER [gramophone 74MS-3 dj, m- PS] the meeting/America (God save the King) m- 5 political sketch comedy/ SHELLY BERMAN [EP verve 12000 dj] TV advertising/hotel (telephone conversation)/dentist m- 5 comedy BERT [sesame street 99013] doin’ the pigeon/I want to hold your EAR vg 5 goofy Beatles answer on flip DON BEXLEY & DAVE TURNER [dooto 431] the golf game/Mary’s ram m- 4 risque comedy BIG BEAR BOOGIE BAND [bear 1000] swap meet mama/same… m- 4 mid country-rock novelty THE BIG LOSER (and friends) [groove 58-0012] this is Monte/save me a… m- sol-a 6 “dorky” phone call novelty BIG MOUTH [atlantic 89024 dj, promo title insert] big mouth stereo/stereo m-5 mid novelty dance-rock BIG RON [rampage 1703] matilda (same both sides) m- 5 mid novelty disco talker, song refrain BILLY AND THE BOINGERS [flexidisc no #} U-stink-but-I-(heart)-you/I’m a boinger m- 5 BIRD & MACDONALD [hdm 102, m- PS] the candy rapper/the rodeo song m- 7 GREAT naughty candy bad puns talker!! SALLY BISHOP AND THE LEA JANE SINGERS [woodsmoke 115] my man/Pig Latin song m- wol-a, b 5 flip fast c&w novelty B’JARCO [mouseblatz 1001, m- PS, with press sheet] taxi driver/farmer song m- 4 mid light rock Novelty/ COMPACT DISC FRANK BLACK [4AD/elektra 61618] teenager of the year STILL SEALED 6 whatever happened to Pong? Etc. LEROY BLACK [X-tra no #] Leroy Black meets Mr. Par/Leroy speaks to the local board m- 7 black, comedy stories Vaudeville type THE BLACKTEARS [kevin 118, lyric/art insert] Juanita and a Texas tornado/Tacoland shuffle m- 5 AUTOGRAPHED plain white sleeve THE BLACK WATCH [UK sunny #BAG 1, m- PS] papa’s got as brand new bagpipe (vocal/instru.) m- 5 mid suggestive dance rap HENRY BLAIR and BILLY BLETCHER [3 RECORDS, capitol CCF 3007,. Box m-] Rusty in Orchestraville 10 RARE original NEVER PLAYED [3 RECORDS, capitol CCF 3020, Box m- AS ABOVE IS] Sparky’s music mix-up 9 ALSO APPEARS NEVER PLAYED MEL BLANC [beverly hills federal savings presents EP no #, m- Multi-fold Cover] "mel blanc. the voice of bugs bunny" m- 16 very RARE RED BLANCHARD with… [columbia 41051 dj] Captain Hideous (Kind of Outer Space)/zorch! M- 7 goofy 50s novelty BLARNEY [blarney 81-002] jelly beans/merry… m- 4 mf Ronald Reagan novelty/instru’s BOB & TOM [Q-95 1989\ With a little help from my friends STILL SEALED 12 (Beatles, Christmas), Buttman, 18 Wheels etc. [Q-05 947] last train to whiskeyville m- 10 she got knocked up, Elvis: Canadians, if Santa was a Hoosier, etc. [Q-95 9589] It’s a new track record m- 10 a song for Dick, Vaseline Alley, Hemorrhoids, the drinking song, etc. JOHNNY BOND and RED SOVINE [starday 790] the gear jammer and the hobo/sweet… [[vg+ 4]] [[m- 6]] incredibly-fun novelty dialogue BOBBY BRADDOCK [mercury 73816 dj] splidene (2:51, 2:20 versions) m- 5 GREAT! Risqué c&w novelty MARY LYNN BROWN [phonograph s.d.p.s. 1, m- Title Sleeve] super doper pooper scooper/sin in the air m- 4 midt novelty with some gay innuendo, fun! (The title sleeve would look GREAT on a picture sleeve wall! Here’s looking at you, Oregon.) THE B. S. CONNECTION [right-on 2288, m- PS] honey, I’m home/is that you honey? m- 4 SOUL! mf vocal/midt Instru. ART BUCHWALD [capitol PRO 2957/2958 dj, vg+ PS] the Communist threat/sex and the college boy vg+ 5 “BULL RECORDS” [artist not credited, bull 602] Texas/ding, dong, dell, Pussy’s in the well m- 6 rare risqué party record GARY BURBANK [century VII 1017] mama I want to grow up (to be like J. R.)/working man’s national anthem m- 5 HENRY BURBIG [amusing 103] paul revere/little red riding hood m- 5 didn’t play, I think this was risqué… GEORGE BURNS [buddah 338 dj] old folks/Mr. Bojangles m- 5 BARBARA CAMERON [fraternity 748] the Cisco Kid (but he never gets the girl)/goodbye… m- 5 CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA AND HIS MATE DOWNUNDER [big tree 17001 dj] skylab fragment mono/stereo m- 5 GREAT mf catchy Novelty TINKER CARLIN [cloud nine no #] lookin’ for the Hi-De-Ho/ m- 6 about CLASSIC Drive-In restaurant in Lubbock JIMMY CASANOVA [felsted 8572] if it wasn’t for the kids )right out of the house)/robin… m- 5 novelty about dysfunctions JOHNNY CASH [columbia 43763 dj] boa constrictor/bottom… m- wol-a 5 unlikely cover of Serendipity Singers/Shel Silverstein CHEC CHAPMAN [mandey 493] naked ladies/sing the… m- #ol-a 4 mid country novelty DON CHARLES PRESENTS THE SINGING DOGS rca 48 1021—-hot dog boogie/hot dog rock and roll m- 3 barking songs, 70s reissue CHEECH & CHONG [mca 52655 dj, m- PS] born in East L. A. stereo/stereo m- 4 “CHICKENMAN” [atco EP 45-207 dj] the Bird is born/romantic flight (Part I, II) +1 vg+ 6 the CLASSIC very humorous radio sketches CHARLIE CHILDERS [counterpart 3800] the lunatic song/my baby… m- 5 c&w novelty fun song THE CHILLS [LIGHT BLUE OPAQUE WAX] torchlite 7006—I can see Uranus/room in my heart (m-/NO PS) 7 [“power pop”] THE CHIPMUNKS [liberty 55452 dj] my wild Irish rose/America the Beautiful m- 5 [55544, m- PS] Alvin’s all star chipmunk band/Old McDonald cha cha cha m- 7 toughest Liberty item? [sunset 61003] chitty chitty bang bang/hushabye mountain m- 5 [MEXICO gamma 2342] amorcito loco (crazy little thing called love)/vamos (let’s go) m- 4 TED CHIPPINGTON [UK vindaloo #UGH12, m- PS] she loves you/rockin’ with Rita m- 6 fun demolition of Beatles song/ SAM CHURCH JR. [phono 2690] there is no better way/black gold m- 4 FLIP: a wack job thinks COAL is the future! DOUG CLARK and the NUTS [jubilee 5546] milk the cow/go, Doug, go vg+ 4 risque JACK CLEMENT [hall-way 1912] my voice is changing/time after time after time m- 8 both GREAT novelties, ORIGINAL LABEL THE CLEVELAND BEAT [private pressing, U25038] mail man/meat man m- 4 risque 1980 era JERRY CLOWER [decca 32899 dj] the chauffeur and the professor/billy has done flung a cravin’ on me m- 5 [decca 1908 dj] a coon huntin’ story/marcell’s talkin’ chain saw/homecomin’ steaks m- 4 great hillbilly-redneck novelties WILLIE CLYDE [clam 001, m- PS, soc-a] my dog lives in a duplex/what do clones do on Mother’s Day? m- sol-b 9 with Lyric Sheet CHARLIE COLLINS [starday 898 dj] I’ve been on the road too much/monkeys out of men vg+ 4 flip mid country NOVELTY COMMANDER CODY BAND [peter pan 109] 2 triple cheese/roll… YELLOW WAX m- 5 a-side food novelty WALLY COX [rca victor 5278] what a crazy guy/there is a tavern in the town m- 7 truly GOOFY stuff, 1953! BILLY CRACKERS & THE FARQUARTH FAMILY [counterpart 813L-3759] love, peace and music (at the woodstump festival)/ m- 8 BOBBY CRAIG [palladium no number] —have you got any pot, Nancy Reagan?/ghost of Christmas past m- 4 mf novelty/ms Christmas THE CRAZY BALLS [TEST PRESSING, #001] the wacky clackers/how will I know m- 5 TOY SONG mid r&roll novelty/ BERNARD CRIBBINS [verve 10253 dj] the hole in the ground/and all the while m- 5 BING CROSBY///THE BEARCATS [green tiger press 001] the teddy bears’ picnic m- 7 original, mid Tiny Tin type versions! DANA CRYDER garbled 1117-—barbecue Spuds McKenzie/maybe someday…m- 3 mid novelty!/ms rock not novelty T. W. CURRY [hazy-a no number] low down HERPES blues/more… m- 3 c&w CRAZINESS from Ann Arbor MI, early 80s DAVE & JESSE [bluuseye 1000, vg+ PS] dr. ruth/herpes roulette m- 3 slow novelty DOOWOP GROUP!!/mf modern rock novelty RICK DEES///FRATERNITY BOYS [no-o-o budget 1681] attack of the fly/double shot (of my baby’s love m- 6 I have *NEVER* see any other copies of this, other than THIS tiny quantity, that I found in Davis, California in 1989! FLOUNDER DELRAY [aanco 58201, and M- PS] everything you’ve always wanted to know about Colorado that john denver forgot to tell you/ m- 4 one of my favorites of ALL answer records…ever, hilarious goof on John Denver THE DETERGENTS [roulette 4603] double-O-seven/the blue kangaroo m- 5 mid novelty vocal/different mid Instr. DICK “RICHARD” nsd 266-—local swimmers disrupt baptism/a fine howdy do m- 3 midfast novelty a-side! THE DIRTY OLD MEN [trash 21209] sow your oats/the burlesque show m- 6 scarce “party record” COMPACT DISC FATSO [splatt 96612] dittohead STILL SEALED 13 entire album of SONGS ABOUT RUSH LIMBAUGH (unkind, lol) DON AND THE DONUTS [tongue and cheek 882] get your tongue out of my mouth, I’m kissin’ you goodbye/ m- 5 BEN DOVER [roadapple 1234] Abe Snake for president/the great outdoor concert m- 6 “election year comedy” CHARLIE DRAKE [united artists 477 dj] zulu drake/sweet freddie green m- wol-a 6 DR. DEMENTO RADIO SHOW [2-COMPACT DISC SETS, always m-] #93-32 [ Week of Aug 7, 1993 CUE SHEET (Cue nor original) m- 17 #93-44 [Oct. 31, 1993] HALLOWEEN show (cue sheet was made after-the-fact) m- 38 #94-10 [ [May 5 and 6, 1994] including Demented News with Whimsical Will CUE SHEET was printed later m- 24 #99-21 [May 22-23, 1999] ORIGINAL cue sheets LOTS of unavailable stuff on here 18 #99-39 [September 25, 1999] ORIGINAL CUE SHEETS m- 19 NOTE: ALL OF THESE contain material that was never readily available (IF AVAILABLE AT ALL), includes tapes and downloads etc. (at least in 1999). Having Halloween stuff that’s not available is of course NOTABLE. Also note, I have MANY HUNDREDS OF DEMENTO SHOWS available COMPACT DISC DREAM CATCHERS VOL. 4 [private release no #] Song for Leonard Peltier +15 more Native Amer. Songs SEALED 8 MIKE ELLIOTT and BUD LATOUR rock-me 17140dj—-rock me Jerry Lewis/the making of… m- 5 great mf novelty song and talker! parody of FALCO “Rock Me Amadeus” – Dr. Demento classic was often #1 for the week in late 1980s ELMO N’ PATSY [oink 8381, m- PS] dead skunk/I’d walk… m- 6 much rarer than the Christmas one… THE EMPEROR [rpr 106] I’m normal/the crossing game m- 10 FIRST LABEL I think. OUTRAGEOUS Napoleon XIV answer! HARRY ENFIELD [UK, mercury #DOSH 1] loadsmoney (doin’ up the house)/the B side m- sol-b 6 house music Novelty/studio insanity! ROD ERICKSON [sparky 1343] she taught me to yodel/grandpa tells a story m- 6 northern Idaho label THE FARM FACTORY [UK wind-up 01, m- PS] the gangland pig/the supergang m- 4 midt talksong novelty (Mafia pic)/mf CHUCKLES FINNEGAN [musicor 1004 dj] funny bone/sheik to sheik m- 5 1960-61 era novelty FIRST NATIONAL NOTHING [columbia 45153 dj] I got the answer/purple song m- 5 just-plain strangeness THE FIVE STRING PLAYERS [jotro 101] the ballad of 0007/the water… m- 5 fast folk group novelty/ FIRST LABEL before Jewel DABNEY FORD [accent 1196] long tall Texan/draft dodger rag m- xol-a 6 good novelties! Flip VIETNAM. Mid/mf JIMMY FOSTER [del-fi 4220] 18 miles from Wittleton to Wattleton/Shirley m- 5 mid r&rollish with guitar, novelty (Australian?)/ballad FRANCESCO [columbia 44659 dj] taxi, taxi Italiano/you want to be Americano m- 6 a-side GREAT mf song-and-talker novelty! STAN FREBERG: [capitol 2677dj] a Dear John and Marsha letter/c’est si bon m- 5 F3249-the yellow rose of Texas/rock around Stephen Foster DJ m- 4 [EP, capitol 1-1101, vg+ Cover] “OMAHA!” faux Broadway insanity vg sol-a 4 [no #] Omaha! 6 minute 38 second…///THE AMAZING BUTTER-NUT COMMERCIALS! ( different Omaha! Theme) m- 34 [southern Baptist Radio-TV Commission 101578, vg Mailer actually used]California tracts and transcendental meditation/ Werner Von Ersatz/Maharishi cosgrove m- 38 ultra-rare P. HARCOURT FREES [cascade 5904 dj] the skin diver/I’m ready m- 6 mf novelty song/fast r&roll sax-clapping break HARVEY FROLIC [hit 74] on top of spaghetti/ring of fire vg+ 4 A-side is the novelty of course PAT GALO [rca victor 8179] too busy/you can… m- 7 a-side great fast talk-song novelty DAVE GARDNER [tower 4254 dj] hip-ocrocy mono/mono vg+ 4 RARE comedy album sampler GARFUNKEL [columbia 45983] feuilles-oh – do space men pass dead souls on their way to the moon?/ m- 4 GERALDINE [little david PR 173 dj] the perfect secretary/the bunny club m- 5 GREAT gender-bender comedy COMPACT DISC GHETTOBILLIES [pooh boot scooty no #] FIVE CUTS: condom song, crazy Monkee, etc. m- 4 HERMIONE GINGOLD [cameo 462] does the chewing gum loose (*sic*) its flavor on the bedpost over night?/I’ve…m- 5 fun 1920s style THE G-MEN [turkey 1001, m- PS] the garbage shuffle/the teachers twist m- 3 midt rap novelty/midt LES GOFF & THE RAVENS victoria 13531—-bare ass beach/muscle control m- 4 JESSE GOLDBERG [ralph 1, m- PS] it’s Honeymooner time/happy birthday to me m- 4 80s great novelty tribute to classic TV show H. F. GORE & THE UNDERTAKERS [pine hills 117] washington report/no one… m- 5 c&w novelty re Wash. DC, rare Florida LARRY GORE [skylight 22271] Larry Gore’s SUPERBIGOT Side 1, 2 m- 7 GRANNY of the Beverly Hillbillies [nash-wood 100] Granny’s min-’skirt/bring on the show m- 7 THE GRAND HIGH POTENTATES [unga bunga no #, m- foldover PS] baatman/psycho m- 4 slow psych novelty/redo Kittell (very dark) SHEP GRANT [boom 60009 dj] the animal party/goodnight… vg+ wol-a #ol-b 5 COMPACT DISC THE GREAT LUKESKI [$2273] Carpe Dementia baby got Brak, you might be a Trekkie, etc. STILL SEALED 8 DENNY HALL [police 100] desperation ‘70/we can use it here m- 5 not novelty as such, but topical: closure of Alcatraz LINDA HALL [columbia 43067 dj] Hugo/(part 2 – instrumental version) m- 5 great novelty talker! HAP HAPPY [private press, 4867] Ha[ at the race track/hap-bop-a-re-bop vg- AUTOGRAPH a-side 4 stand/up & some singing THE HARDLY-WORTHIT PLAYERS [parkway 150] the Congressional record/the hardly-worthit melody m- coh 5 ROLF HARRIS [epic 9756 dj] wild colonial boy/the thing m- wol-b 6 scarce 1964 WES HARRISON [irc 6930, m- PS, AUTOGRAPHED a-side] fun with sound/fun with sound m- 5 CRAZY mouth sound effects in comedy! TOM HARVEY win 90-—how to grow hair/I lost my wedding ring m- 4 Indianapolis, A-side completely wacked-out midfast novty song HERSH and CHIPKIN flush 1980—disco toilet/will you… m- 6 great novelty about TOILET JUKEBOX! This one’s cool HO-HO’S WITH ORCHESTRA [thunderbird 1956, m- PS] the ho-ho rock and roll m- 6 [JACK HASKELL flip] CLIFF HOLLAND tops 267-—the thing/to think… m- 4 early Fifties budget cover version, well done HOMER AND JETHRO [GREEN WAX rca victor 48—0181] I said my nightshirt (and put on my Pray’n)//music! music! music! m- sol-a 10 [rca victor EP, EPB 3112, TWO RECORDS, vg- Title Cover] baby, it’s cold outside/have I stayed away too long +2 m- 6 HUDSON & PICKETT dore 924-—sky high market – Part I, II m- 4 midt novelty “FRERE JACQUES” parody partly in falsetto, food prices! ICHABOD AND THE CRANES [coral 62401 dj] the turtle/supermarket of love m- 7 novelties, about rock & roll/relationships THE INCREDIBLE BROADSIDE BRASS BED BAND poison ring 717dj-—little dead surfer girl mono/mono m- #ol one side 5 dark Doowop AUTRY INMAN [epic 10389] ballad of two brothers/don’t… m- 5 *FUN* novelty, though HAWKISH Vietnam war, talker & song INTERLEWD [CANADA intestinal fanfare 3171895] gerbils in a blender/one soggy saga m- 4 JOHNNY JAPES AND HIS JESTICLES [UK fulchester 1, m- HILARIOUS PS] bags of fun with buster/scrotal scratch mix m- 4 midt novelty song/flip talker (but dominantly avant-garde’ish Instr) PS fun cartoon art, guy schleps his balls in a wheelbarrow COMPACT DISC THE JERKY BOYS [ratchet 314 532 892] The Jerky Boys 3 m- 6 Santa’s delivery, silly food, Bamm! +26 JOHNNY AND JAY AND THE HIGH HATS [kapp 368 dj] the eighth floor/Milord m- xol-a, b 5 weird sounds & smells from 8th floor FRANK JONES [columbia 42926 dj] the picture/I gave… vg+ wol-a 5 goofy novelty recitation SPIKE JONES [rca victor EPA 415] William Tell overture/dance of the hours +2 m-, Cover m- 6 NOTE: DOCUMENT 6f, IN PART TWO BELOW, has many more SPIKE JONES records at 40% discount. Check it out! SPIKE JONES, JR. [chinchilla 22] demolition disco (Part I, II) m- 10 insane! ARTIE KAPLAN [laurie 3299 dj] the astronaut (Hey, get me down)/sax and the single girl m- 6 GABRIEL KAPLAN [elektra 45369, m- PS] up your nose/bye centennial blues m- 4 PRESSING PLANT ERROR, a-side label missing HARRI KARI [capitol F2516] Nishimoto at the bat/the love bug will bite you (if you don’t watch out) vg+ 5 [F2618] the night before Christmas/oh! Oh! Don’t ever go m- 5 MICKEY KATZ [capitol F3144 dj] Duvid Crockett (the ballad of Davy Crockett)/tweedlee dee m- wol-a, b 5 [EP, capitol Album 799, vg+ Cover] sixteen tons/haime afen range/that’s Morris +1 m- 6 Hi! MARY KAYE TRIO [warner bros. 5015] mad passionate love/Hawaiian… m- sol-b 6 great klutzy vocal/ LAFF RECORDS [EP 101, vg Cover 4 inch seam rip] the cockfight/the donkey race/the golf match +1 vg+ 6 1950s filth, Roulette subsid,? LANDRY & BIENER [universal 17797 dj] snits/no smoking m- 5 LARGE LARRY [brunswick 55245 dj] are you ticklish?/Whistler’s mother m- #ol-a 6 JACK LARSEN [fraternity 853 dj] roaches/little miss… vg+ #ol-a 6 mf novelty r&roll sax-gui-drum break & Ed Sullivan impersonation EDDIE LAWRENCE [coral 61671] the old philosopher/King Arthur’s mines m- 5 UNIQUE “take” on comedy, this is a lot of fun! [61940] the visitor/fix your watch m- #ol-a, b 5 [epic 9804 dj, vg+ PS] world’s fair philosopher/the old philosopher and the single girl m- wol-a, b 6 THE LEGENDARY LONNIE [UK nervous #NER -002, m- PS] constipation shake/devil’s guitar vg+ 10 great A-side, rock JERRY LEWIS [capitol F1045] Sunday driving/I’m a little busybody m- 10 1950, so RARE [1385] the Navy gets the gravy but the Army gets the beans/pa-pa-pa-pa polka m- 10 SURPRISE, HERE! In the A-side, you’ll hear a part that MONTY PYTHON “stole” for Spam!! No, SPAM wasn’t 100% original, wow… [1482] never been kissed/a-hunting we will go m- 7 [2141] crazy words – crazy tune/I can’t carry a tune vg+ sol-b 5 LITTLE SUZIE [roulette 4466 dj] (why does everybody imitate) my daddy/Jack’s theme m- 7 great John F. Kennedy novelty/ GEORGE LLOYD [rca victor 47 9121 dj] does your mother know/somebody had to put you down [[vg+ wol-a, b 6]] [[m- 11]] NUTS!!! LOST HIGHWAY BAND [#01-1] disco sucks/(Part 2) m- 6 Missoula, Montana novelty record! JIM LOWE [dot 15753] take us to your president/later on… vg+ sol-b 5 rare 1958 space aliens novelty (so oops, wrong section…) COMPACT CISC LUKESKI [Gnome Prod. no #] Psycho potpourri! – shadows of the bunghole STILL SEALED 7 Great Cornholio +19 CD [np #] Fanboys ‘n da Hood! STILL SEALED 7 insane and the brain, Y. O. D. A. (GREAT!), what’s up Spock, KFC bitch +16 HEIKKI LUNTA heikki 326—Heikki Lunta’s snow dance song/Heikki Lunta go away m- 6 rare Upper Peninsula Michigan SNOW novelties (HEIKKI LUNTA is the legendary Finnish snow god) and HELL YEAH they get a LOT of snow on the Keweenaw there! MOMS MABLEY [chess EP 5136, not sure if it had a Cover] I got somethin’ to tell you! Side 1, 2 vg+ coh 5 THE MACK TRIPLETS [Hudson 1012] the birdie song/sleep… m- 6 1955 novelty rare MACLEAN & MACLEAN [UK dog #PUP 1, m- PS has soc-a] Dolli Parten’s tits/diary of a jealous boyfriend m- 8 MARTI MAE [laurie 3384 dj] the joint/my… m- 6 novelty 1920s style about a speakeasy “the Protection has been paid” etc. CINDY MALONE [rca victor Compact Single 33, 37-7924] weird beard/young… m- 1960 novelty, also mentions baseball GUY MARKS [abc 11099] meet me tonight by the postage machine/this… m- 5 THE MARSHMELLOWS [dore 915] madalena hadalena/(instrumental “sing along” version) m- 6 GAIL MARTIN [reprise 0585 dj] I wish that Everett McKinley Dirksen was all mine/(how…) m- 6 STEVE MARTIN [geffen 28482] dentist!/dentist! (dub) m- 5 RARELY appears with the flip THE MASTER SINGERS [tower 248 dj, m- PS] the highway code/the rumbletum song vg+ 6 you won’t know WHAT hit you, fun!!! SYLVESTER McCORD [hit 72] tie me kangaroo down, sport vg+ 4 [FLIP ”Memphis” MUSIC CITY FIVE good instru. of Lonnie Mack] BRUCE McCULLOUCH [CANADA, atlantic 82749] shame-based man STILL SEALED 11 Daves I know (classic!), acid rain +18 Great stuff by KIDS IN THE HALL actor! Also a great show (Canadian sketch comedy) for those not familiar… GEORGE McKELVEY [american gramophone 5] my radiation baby/hard times…m- 14 GREAT novelty, mutants & fun doowop elements McKOOL [#001] the owl and the pussycat/cabbages and kings m- 4 fast crude rock novelty/midt, 1985 PHIL McLEAN versatile 108] big mouth bill/come with us m- 6 a-side novelty THE McLEAN SITUATION [medical 5090] Johnny Carson/I should’ve… m- 5 ms dialogue novelty song (TV takes time away from…) THE MEDFLYS [WESTCOAST #wcrmf 1] DON’T MESS WITH THE Mayor/ m- sol-a, b 8 Clint-Eastwood-as-Carmel-Mayor novelty GARY MELLIS…MAD DOG SOCIETY rotten rat 1020—-they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa [ONE SIDED] rare cover from 70s! m- 4 has concave (i. e. outer edge about 3-4mm higher than center), plays OK (no waves etc.) RARE!!! This cannot be found... MIKE and LULU [top rank 2036 dj] baby talk/baby’s lullaby m- small sol-b 5 “baby” novelty LOU MONTE [rca victor 6072 dj] the Italian wallflower (I’ll dance with her Henry)/dreamboat m- #ol-a, b 6 [reprise 241] down little doggie/las luna… m- 5 MONTY PYTHON [arista 0578] I bet you they won’t play this song on the radio/sit on my face/farewell to John Denver m- 8 Promo sol-a almost impossible to find with the FLIP two cuts! And those are definitely worthy [UK the famous charisma label 374] I bet you they don’t play this song on the radio/Finland/I like Chinese m- 7 RUDY RAY MOORE [USA cherry red 5101 dj] “DIRTY DOZENS” sampler – intro/period/black topping/and others (ONE-SIDED) m- wol-a 5 MAX MORATH [EP epic no release # DJ] my name is Morgan +3/MAX MORATH describes himself, his music and… m- 5 LEE MORGAN [buzz 01237] the peashooter special/the rare… m- 5 good truckin’ novelty ZERO MOSTEL AND COMPANY [united artists 50102 dj] comedy tonight/lovely… m- wol-a, b 4 MR. ENTERTAINMENT [roaring 20s 12001] the Montana sheepherder/visit to a nudist colony vg+ 5 COMPACT DISC MR. MONEY LOC [Loc-N-Up ,70714, coh in case] throw yo hood up m- 5 gangsta rap, f**k that n***a +4 MUD, SWEAT & JEERS [rca JK-14008 dj] every dawg has its day stereo/stereo m- 5 insane novelty Popeye elements, etc. etc. COMPACT DISC “NAPOLEON COMPLEX” [vampire no #] NAPOLEON XIV foreign language covers, answers, etc. WOW! SEALED 7 NATIONAL LAMPOON [banana 218 dj] deteriorate stereo/stereo m- 5 great fun-take on The Desiderata [240] ...presents the Watergate Tapes (doctored of course) starring Richard M. Nixon/ m- 5 [label 21 #202, m- Title Sleeve] what were you expecting – rock ‘n’ roll?/perrier junkie m- 3 great [label 21 #2001] Mr. Roberts – Part 1, 2 m- 5 COMPACT DISCS NEGATIVLAND [seeland 015] six dirt (Over the Edge Vol. 8) [avant-garde, absurd collage juxtapositions, etc] SS 9 With CHUMBAWAMBA [020] ABC’s of anarchism STILL SEALED 10 AS DESCRIBED ABOVE, insanity, art sounds etc. CHRISTINE NELSON “THE ORIGINAL SARAH JACKMAN” [reprise PRO 230 dj] pokerface/marvin m- 8 flip great Jewish novelty NEMO [UK parlophone 5927] the sun has got his hat on/Bernie’s… m- 4 light novelty, mf Dixieland Jazz style 1971 HOWIE NEWMAN [major league 3301, G Cover, and lyric sheet] products on TV/blasted in the bleachers +2 m- 7 NANETTE NEWMAN [UK, B & C 8004] fun food factory/morris (the studio mouse) m- 5 mid Europop/narration & slow “chipmunk” rock THE NEW SOCIETY BAND [YELLOW WAX lemon 2001] strangers in the night/laughing lady m- 4 SPIKE JONES TYPE insanity! THE NEW YORKERS [PAN 157, VG+ ps] Mary Poppins polka (Super-Cali-…)/forever… m- promo sol-a 5 mid polka novelty NIKITA THE K [warner bros. 7005] go go Radio Moscow/the spoiler m- wol-a 6 pokes a lot of fun at Russian propaganda in 60s MAYF NUTTER [gnp crescendo 459 dj] I don’t care stereo/stereo m- 4 mf c&w novelty 1970 era CARL O’JONES [colt country 672] it’s Carter the peanut man/please… m- 4 mid “old timey” song novelty (President)/instr. 101 STRINGS ORCHESTRA a/s 4508—-love at first sight/Nancy’s song m- 4 A-side slow Instr. with RISQUÉ voicing! THE OZARK ORIGINALS///BASHFUL BOB [sure 8110] home…///please pass the biscuits m- sol-a 6 bluegrass///mid hillbilly Nov. JOHN PATE & DICK HARDWICK [patwick no #] One day when you swing that skillet, my face ain’t gonna be there/Indiana… m- 3 PAUL BABY (sings?!!) [QCA 412] you’re nobody ‘til somebody loves you (ordinary, wacky “CENSORED” versions vg 4 PEARL BOYS [pearl 212] automobile song (same both sides) vg+ 5 suggestive song SLIP AUTOGRAPHED(?) James O’Keefe PEBBLES & BAMM BAMM of… [hbr 980 dj] open up your heart/*A KFWB SPECIAL* open up your heart m- 35 RARE!! VERSION RED PETERS [private press - #1000] B _ _ _ me (you hardly even know me)/(instr. Version flip) m- 5 COMPACT DISC [ball bag 1002] ol’ blue balls is back (doggie style, long and hard, peenitch +20) STILL SEALED 9 PETEY, PATTY, PEGGY and BRUCE [motif 013/014] the happy penguins/station break vg+ 4 slow to ms “CHIPMUNK” variation/ COMPACT DISC HENRY PHILLIPS [oglio 89112] Number 2 [roommate from hell, Jane (get me off this crazy thing) etc.] m- 6 BOB PICKERING [capitol 3689 dj] appaloosa ride/I’m my own grampaw m- wol-b 6 flip great version, fast novelty c&w PIERYMPLEZAK [gnp crescendo 458 dj] the gooey duck song stereo/stereo m- 6 Dr. Demento CLASSIC COMPACT DISC PIG VOMIT [oink music 1063] pig vomit (is it in yet?, vagina, 12-900-SEX, mammary lane etc] STILL SEALED 9 THE POINT BAND point 0001-—New Orleans’ AIRLINE HIGHWAY where Jimmys become Johns stereo/stereo m- 4 prostitution row KENNY PRICE [rca 47-9869 dj] the shortest song in the world/Biloxi m- 5 A FUN, AND VERY SHORT, cut! Enjoy! CACTUS PRYOR [r Star X-93] point of order Part 1, 2 RARE cover Stan Freberg m- 7 “YouTube” his earlier 78s. Wonderful stuff! THE PUB SINGER [UK, PRT 383, m- PS] I sink them my way/rock me on the rocks (195-0s r&roll medley) m- 5 NEIL RAY [plantation 2] the fanny/the medic m- 5 semi-risque JOHNNY REBEL [red rebel 508] n****r hatin’ me/who likes a… m- $6.66 no other price is suitable for this rubbish BILLY REGIS [rca victor 47-6495] stop/I love… vg+ 4 novelty instrumental! Voiced woman inserts in midslow pop Instru. DON RHYNE [nsd 107] the deal/the auction m- 4 flip is mid novelty country, A-side is about losing a farm… BARBARA RICHARDSON [stargem 2560 +2 glossy 5x7 photos, one AUTOGRAPHED] rough around the edges/the working men m- 5 Label also autographed, A-side. Flip NOVELTY about being a hunk-watcher RIDERS IN THE SKY [mca S45-18506 dj] livin’ in a mobile home stereo/stereo m- 4 light novelty R. J. & THE CARVELLS rory 719-—Ollie wotnot/the frog vg+ 6 RARE early 60s novelty r&roll and great novelty B. A. ROBERTSON [UK asylum 12427] kool in the Kaftan/baby I’m a bat m- 5 mid rock/slow, novelties BETTY JEAN ROBINSON [metromedia 163 dj] Bobby McNamara/after… m- 5 mf country, HE THINKS HE’S A HUNK (she was right, lol) ROY ROGERS [rca victor 47-4237] punky punkin’(the funniest bird I’ve heard of) the Kiwi (kee wee) bird m- 5 WILLIE RUFF [columbia 44406 dj] Willie’s Massachusetts/jet set… m- xol-b 6 What’s going on here? Inept talksongs about the state PAUL SABATINO [bwi 15839, m- PS] get outta my face/(instr.) m- 5 lyrics on back of PS SOUPY SALES [capitol 5752 dj, m- PS, BUT *extreme* writing one side (identical sides), soc on other] S:panish flea/that wasn’t no girl m- 6 [5766] use your noggin’/the backwards alphabet m- 6 [motown 1141] Muck-Arty Park/green grow the lilacs [[m- coh 10 RARE on Stock]] [[DJ muck-arty-park mono/mono m- 5]] [brunswick 55472 dj] break your back mono/stereo m- 6 now, THIS?? – I have never seen a Stock copy PETER SELLERS [UK EP, Parlophone GEP 8770, vg+ glossy Cover] balham – gateway to the south/Auntie Rotter +1 m- 8 THE SERENADERS [hanover 4514 dj] where did you go? “Out” what did you do? “nothing”/Alaska vg+ wol-a, b 5 fast jivers gui. break THE SERENDIPITY SINGERS [philips 40331 dj] plastic/when peaches grow on lilac trees vg+ 4 a-side great novelty about…plastic! DAVID SEVILLE [liberty 55314 dj—oh judge, your honor, dear sir, sweetheart/Freddy, Freddy m- 5 BOLIVER SHAGNASTY [fun 10000] yo-yo/tapping that thing m- 9 flip ROCKER R-rated BULAVAR SHAGNASTY [trash 424] the preachers jackass/the bottom m- 5 with jukebox tag (where these almost always went…) ALLAN SHERMAN [warner bros. PRO 145] Sarah Jackman/oh boy/jump down, spin around… +1 m- 6 Frere Jacques parody, etc. [5806 dj] odd ball/his own little island m- 7 these LATE ones are rare! STEVE SHIRRELL [private pressing, m- foldover PS] the U. N. shuffle/the next time m- 4 midfast singer-songwriter, “a” novelty “SHOW ‘N TELL picturesound program” [Gabriel 51477] the monster’s three wishes/”C” is for Cookie vg+ 4 Genie from a toothpaste tube gives three wishes to The Cookie Monster HERB SHRINER [columbia 40626 dj] the optimist and the pessimist/what part of Indiana… m- wol-a, b 4 SILVER EAGLE SOUNDS [silver eagle 101] frog kissin’ instr. version/novelty vocal (yes, assigned sides like this) m- 5 midslow LEE SILVERTON AND THE GENERAL STORE [peak 4461] laughing Laurie/boy, am I dumb m- 5 great novelty flip COMPACT DISC SINGLE SIMPLE KID [yep rock no # dj] the Twentysomething/the ballad of Elton John/lil’ King Kong THE SINGING SHEEP [UK sheep #BAA 1, vg+ PS] baa-baa black sheep/flock around the clock m- 5 SISTER SUFFRAGETTE [rowena 777, m- Title and Lyrics sleeve] before, after/oh why m- 6 “A” mf Caribb-type dance/rap Nov, dieting SLICK CHIC & THE TAR BABIES [island sound waves no #] Mexican oil slick blues/(Spanish version) m- 6 South Padre Island label! AL SMITH [cardboard 1001] I picked a booger when I picked you/the best… m- wol-a 5 BUDDY SMITH [ridgecrest 1205] little blue star/monkey singing baboon what crazy crazy feet m- 7 flip mid novelty jiver RARE THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS [mercury 72483, m- PS] the three song/the world I used to know m- 5 SAM SNEEK [fun-ny 1050] itty bitty girl Part 1, 2 vg+ wol-b 4 risque comedy and songs MARVIN SOLLEY [mardan 102] ode to Mary Jo (same both sides) m- 5 Ted Kennedy scandal NOT Bobbie Gentry parody SONS OF THE PIONEERS [rca victor 47-6655] Timmy’s tune/for the… m- 4 light novelty bird song, even THEY did novelty… JERRY SOYKA [ranger 436] camel jockey/good Lord giveth, Uncle Sam taketh away m- 5 protest song, how true SPO-DEE-ODEE [verus 505 dj] aw, cut it out, pa/crashing the party m- 8 BOTH mid Jive-Beatnik novelty talkers STAMFORD BRIDGE [monument 1212 dj] Chelsea/ossie m- 5 STRANGE kazoo Instru. and cheers, etc./soccer tribute JOHNNY STANDLEY with HORACE HEIDT [capitol F2569] proud new father/clap your hands m- 7 trolls Rock-a-Bye Baby GREAT!! TOM STANKUS ransom 197, m- PS] existential blues/betty’s home cooking +1 m- 6 WORD DELUGE!! - Wizard of Oz novelty talker! THE STAR DRIVE PLAYERS rag baby 101—-voyage of the good ship undersized (Part I, II) m- 4 comedy sketch great Star Trek parody ST. AUGUSTINE’S CHOIR AND BAND [UK street tunes 003, m- PS] the stuart hall song (brand new shirt and tie)/the best laid plans m- 5 RAY STEVENS [mercury 72307] bubble bum the bubble dancer/laughing over my grave vg+ 8 AMONG HIS RAREST [mercury “DJ-66” dj, vg+ PS] butch barbarian 2:56 and 4:03 versions m- wol on 2:56 side 10 rare PS, too! [mercury EP-85 dj, no Cover] Saturday night at the movies/Julius played the trumpet/Olive Oil/ further more m- 8 [72430 dj] Mr. Baker, the undertaker/the old English surfer m- 10 another rarity! ALSO SEE MANY MORE IN NON-CHARTED LARRY STORCH [m-g-m 12711] pooped/the eighth wonder of the world [[m- 7]] [[DJ m- #ol-a, b 7]] JULIA ST. VINCENT [annazan 8, m- PS] theme from “Exhausted” [ONE-SIDED] m- 8 she wants John Holmes to herself!! DAVEY SUMMERS and the SINGING ANTS [dore 684] gonna climb that big old hill/el drag vg+ 5 midtempos, novelty/instru. GLENN SUTTON [mercury 55052 dj] the football card/ stereo/stereo m- 4 ALLEN SWIFT [leader 815 dj] are you lonesome tonight/look… m- xol-a 6 hilarious “crying version” of Elvis hit ‘ENRY TANKARD [UK domino 115, optional centre] sweet polyanna/short time livin’ m- 5 slow group/ms novelty 1971 TEEN QUEENS [antler 4012] McGoo can see/I heard violins [[vg+ 8]] [[dj m- 10]] a-side kinda mid “Mr. Lee” type novelty/slow girl group TERRY [mpm 123] pollution solution/just enough… vg WARP NEEDS 3 GRAMS 3 but, GREAT mid novelty early 70s Baton Rouge MARCUS TERRY [fudge 101, m- PS] jumpin’ the gates of heaven/(instr.) m- 6 good mid guitar rock, Evel Knievel at Hell’s Canyon THAT WAS THE WEEK THAT WAS [UK, odeon XPRO-2547] “Fly Buttons” (HUH?) LP PMC 1197 excerpts m- extreme wol-a, b 4 THE THIRD WORLD [rca 74-0494 dj] Hitler is alive and well (in you)/steal the guns m- 6 Woah, titles look like something from now, lol IAN THOMAS WITH BOB & DOUG McKENZIE [mercury 814 394-7 dj] strange brew 3:40, 3:30 versions m- 4 THORNDIKE PICKLEDISH PACIFIST CHOIR [Lo-Fi 1] Lenny Frog/D. J. at the end of the world m- 28 NEXT-LEVEL insanity!!! “THE THREE LITTLE PIGS” with AL NATALE ORCH. [event 4293] Georgie Porgie cha cha cha/(instr.) vg+ 6 “chipmunks” mid, Maine! THE THREE STOOGES [YELLOW WAX, 5.5-inch 78RPM, golden 586] we’re coming to your house/we’re cutting a record m- 6 [colpix 120] have rocket will travel (Part 1, 2) vg+ 10 [peter pan 603] the magic lamp (2 parts) vg- 4 TIM’S OLD MAN [universal sound 272] the bum song/big rock candy mountain m- 6 novelty “great American bum” song TINY TIM [reprise 0760] bring back those rockabye baby days/this is all I ask m- coh 5 [0769] hello, hello/the other side m- coh 5 bouquet 102-—on the good ship lollipop/don’t take your love from me m- 6 GREAT, midt/slow [solid brass 103, m- PS] tell me that you love me/comic strip man m- 8 (with PROMO SHEET insert) clouds 17—-tip toe to the gas pumps/the hicky (on your neck) m- 4 copies of this are just…disappeared… [RED WAX nlt 1993] leave me satisfied stereo/stereo m- wol one side 6 IAN TOFLER [UK emi custom record 13626] go deek/New Year’s Day/LETTER TO PENTHOUSE/you say you love me m- 6 TOMMY T. AND THE TADPOLES [ava 135 dj] the frog/3 and 1/2 minutes of doing the frog m- wol-a, b 10 with goofy noises, etc. TOMMY T. and the TARGETS [Big R 2001] sales pitch/marching coast to coast m- 7 good early 60s novelty TONNIE [fidelity 567] the birdie that fell flat on his face/me horse fly vg 4 slow/mid rather-strange kid songs TONY AND VIC…CHICKENS///TONY HENDRA and DIC ULLETT [columbia 43986] mummy doesn’t live here anymore (the chicken song)/ (rover) the shaggy dog song m- 6 COMPACT DISC TRAVEL [starfish 111570006] Opus Oil Slick # Same Said (food for worm thought in traffic, doggerel +14) m- 5 THE TROUVERES [omega 8101] 19 years old/John Henry vg+ 5 a-side novelty talker-song THE TYME-AIRES [westa 108] there mile island/gentle… m- 5 UNCLE BILLY AND DONALD DUCK [YELLOW WAX, rca victor WY-432 or 47-0284, G PS but entire picture is vg+] Mr. Television I-II vg+ 5 BROTHER GEORGE UNDERBRUSH lode 2002—-green garden hose (part #1, #2) m- 5 utterly demented and wacked-out comedy narrat. THE UNICORN [peter pan 1238] the unicorn/what’s in an elephant’s trunk/tippy the tiger +2 vg+ 4 [UNKNOWN ARTIST] [mystic no number] stickball/a bit of nostalgia (10th anniversary phone call) m- wol-a,b 5 unique flip THE UPTOWN BAND [pearl harbor 312484] where’ the beef/(instr.) m- 7 mid dance novelty, exotic feel THE VAGABONDS [viva 62 dj] hey Julius!/Baby Face McCall m- 6 LARRY VERNE [era 3065] the speck/beatnick vg+ 7 I’VE SEEN ONLY TWO COPIES IN MY LIFETIME twistin’ with PROFESSOR L. VON DRAKE [buena vista 391 dj] the Von Drake quake/it gets you m- 7 good mf r&roll-pop novelties KENNY WADE [roulette 4418 dj] my pa treated our poodle dog better than me//she’s got soul m- 7 and flip mentions baseball WAYNE WALKER [coral 62328] battle of the bulge/reaching… vg+ 5 midfast early 60s c&w novelty (dieting) RUTH WALLIS [wallis original 2010] the Hawaiian lei song/the vacation song m- 4 she did great risqué stuff in 1952-55, like this [2027] baby in the white house/a man of my own m- 8 (these later ones are RARE) THE WANDERER [flair-X 5003] the man in the telephone booth “hello baby”/… “hello mama” m- 7 R&B TALKERS, a-side half singing MAX WATTS and the AMYL KNIGHTS [host 004] Tanya/pinacolata m- wol-a 5 female bank robber with gun, hand grenade etc. BILLY WEBB [ad-korp 1206] somebody stole my C. B./strawberry… m- 4 fast country novelty/ TED WEEMS [decca 25017] oh! Monah/heartaches vg+ 4 A-side mf light pop novelty ORSON WELLES [EP mediarts PM-1 dj] “The Begatting of the President” MONTAGE///EXCERPTS m- 5 11 cuts in all BIG DADDY WHEELER [diamond 1004] Dopehead’s confession/here I… m- 11 rare, and drak subject matter… BILLY EDD WHEELER [rca 48-1001] ode to a critter/sally (was…) m- 4 mid light novelty about pollution THE WHORES [wimpex 8007] dead buddy/rebel nyah m- 8 rare spoken reggae novelty 70s DAL WILLIAMS [warner bros. 5136] what is an Indian?/the telephone operator vg 4 definitely NON-PC BOB WILSON [target 00136] the nervous auctioneer/what… m- 4 great c&w novelty JUSTIN WILSON [ember SEE-5, small-center single] auto transport driver/indecent exposure/hunting lesson m- 5 CHUCK WOODS [era 3145] chocolate covered ants (candy coated bees()/blind date [[m- 7]] [[dj m- 7]] mf R&R novty/mid nov. talker DOUGLAS WOOD [tetrasonics no #] the mosquito song/little blue ball m- sol-a 8 Central Minnesota. Yes, they KNOW mosquitoes! SHEB WOOLEY [m-g-m 14122 dj] the will/daddy’s home m- 4 THE WREST [tower 484] bet your sweet bippy/hatfield junction vg+ 5 mid (Laugh-In inspired)/fast 60s MARK WYMAN [UK werm 94] Space Invaders/Space In Faders m- #ol-a, b video game novelty “WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC [PICTURE DISC # zs7-2105 DJ] like a surgeon m- 13 has become ultra-rare DAN YESSIAN ARRANGEMENT [stardisc 303007] Wee Fu Yu (two versions) m- 7 Detroit novelty about Japanese cars coming in, 70s YOGI YORGESSON [capitol F816] the bees and the birds/real gone galoot vg+ wol-a 6 RARE, 1949 or 1950 [F2643] the whiffenpoof song/mother-in-law vg+ 4 And GEGE PEARSON [F2552] come straight home tonight/interested in love ALEX ZANETIS [ric 106 dj] Arkansas/Tom Kelly m- 5 OIL x2, Ark. Has oil (mid pop duet)/slow storysong oil tycoon THE ZANIES dore 1017—-’87 politics, religion & sin (Part 1, 2) m- 6 slow Instru. with political novelty talkovers ANSWER SONGS, PARODIES, SEQUELS… 78RPM SINGLES 10-INCH: BILLY BRIGGS [imperial 8150] Texaco New Mexico Joe/the… m- small tol-a, b ROSETTA CRAWFORD [decca 7584] I’m tired of fattenin’ frogs for snakes/double… m- 14 FATTENING FROGS FOR SNAKES answer DENVER DARLING [decca 6063] modern cannon ball/care of Uncle Sam vg+ wol-a, b 8 Wabash Cannonball to WWII lyrics! Pretty cool RICHARD DYER-BENNET [keynote 518] the swag man/the house carpenter vg+ 5 answer Waltzing Mathilda, part of album, flip N/A MILTON ESTES and…MILLERS [decca 46128] new Filipino Baby/answer to Drivin’ Nails In My Coffin m- 7 JERRY GRAY…ORCHESTRA [decca 27621 dj] RE-STRINGING the pearls/tell me vg+ sol-a 4 flip incidental N/A EDDIE HAZLEWOOD [intro 6078[ to your apron strings let me be tied/Texas oil man m- wol-a, b TIE ME TO… (flip incidental N/A) BURL IVES [decca 28708 dj] close the door Richard (I just saw The Thing)/ CLEANS TO M- wol-a, b 6 DOUBLE-ANSWER, COOL! BOB “STEWPOT” JOHNSON and FREDDY BRADISH [FM 370] you can’t get drunk dear/ m- 20 YOU CAN’T BE TRUE DEAR – incredible! MICKEY KATZ [capitol 2456 dj] (how much is) that pickle in the window/wild corsets m- wol-a, b 6 …DOGGIE…/WILD HORSES [2660 dj] haim afen range (home on the range)/tico tico m- wol-a, b 5 LONZO AND OSCAR [decca 28961 dj] frosty the DE-FROSTED snowman/jangle bells m- 5 REEDUM & WEEP [jewel “Pearl Series” 9000] my name ain’t Richard (Side 1, 2) m- 13 to OPEN THE DOOR, RICHARD DICK ROBERTSON…ORCHESTRA [decca 3908] answer to YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE/$21 a day… vg+ 5 flip incidental N/A [4117] everyone’s a fighting son of THAT OLD GANG OF ME/we did… m- 5 flip incidental N/A MERVIN SHINER [decca 46345] memories of MOCKING BIRD HILL/ball and chain boogie vg+ (may clean to m-!) 5 flip N/A ELN SHOYMAN and son JAKE [jubilee 3521] Jake’s song [Sam’s song]/tzimished [bewitched] vg hairline crack across 4 not on 45 JERRY SMITH with JACK LESTER… [FM 262] the NEW San Antonio Rose/rye whiskey vg tol-a, b 4 flip incidental N/A WALTER SOLEK [harmonia 1708] shut the door/no dice – polka vg+ 5 OPEN THE DOOR, RICHARD TOMMY THOMPSON AND ALL THE BOYS ]4 star 1359] dinner with JOLE BLON/I’m sending you my heart m- tol-a, b 5 flip N/A ERNEST TUBB [decca 46078] answer to RAINBOW AT MIDNIGHT/headin’ down the wrong highway m- 6 flip incidental N/A LEE TULLY [jubilee 3502] annie’s got a fella/today I am a man vg+ 5 “ANNIE” SONGS flip incidental N/A, but NOVELTY UNKNOWN ARTIST [decca TEST PRESSING no #] tuck me to sleep in MY OLD KENTUCKY HOME/ragtime melody vg+ 5 flip N/A incid. CHICK WEBB [decca 2148] I found my yellow basket/ella vg 4 A TISKET, A TASKET flip incidental N/A 45RPM SINGLES: BAD WEATHER [master-trak 3040] Joe Pete messing with my Toot Toot/ m- 4 BOBBY BARNETT & TOMMY COLLINS [neron 113, m- PS] “Tommy” (the other half of “Leonard”/ m- 5 mid c&w answer song B. BOYS [UK debut 3029, m- PS] start wreckin’/(demolition version) m- 10 parody “STAR TREKKIN’ by THE FIRM! LUTHER BJERKE deltron 79042-—that old dry lutefisk/jolly nincompoop m- autographed-a 5 mf SNOWBIRD parody/slow novelty SHIRLEY BOLT…CONTRASTS contrast 602—Georgy boy [GEORGY GIRL]/elephant stampede m- 5 flip fast r&r’ish Inst. sax-drum-org etc JOHNNY BOND republic 2008—-“X-15”/the way a star is born m- 6 race moves to SPACE!/recording industry novelty song & talker EVERTON BONSWELL [JAMAICA revelation no #] without Christ/come home m- wol-b 5 early reggae, A-DE Humperdinck “…LOVE” DON BOWMAN [rca 47-9823 dj] still/Roy Raisin m- 4 a-side PARODY of Bill Anderson, though title retained CAGLE & KLENDER klenco 8509-—jump in the fire/ocean city girls [Calif. girls] m- 4 both great, rock, midt/CLEVER NJ or MD version DAVE CARLIONI [bobbette 374] eve of destruction/the un-official song m- 4 REVERSED LABELS, “Eve…” with updated lyrics! CATHY CARR [laurie 3161 dj] I waded in the water/in place… m- sol-a wol-b 7 STRANGE “Battle Hymn of the Republic” parody VALERIE CARR [roulette 4314 dj] I talked too much/don’t stand… m- 15% label tear-a side 5 answers JOE JONES JOHNNY CHRISTOPHER [liberty 55879 dj] railroad tracks/back in… vg+ 6 DOWN IN THE BOONDOCKS ans./ms r&roll gui-drum break BILL COLEMAN [robin red 003, m- PS] EVERYDAY with PEGGY SUE m- 5 midfast answer, AUTOGRAPHED LABEL a-side IRA COOK [imperial 5627 dj] what is a GIRL/what is a BOY m- wol-a, b 4 well…one of these “answers” the other… SIMON CRUM [capitol 4499] enormity in motion/cuzz yore… m- 6 great “POETRY IN MOTION” parody (if you like insane fat songs) [4966] don’t be mad/little red webb m- 6 a-side BELATED (1963) parody of Elvis Presley ’56 hit GINO DANELLI [lee no #] AIN’T NO STOPPING US NOW - Tigers (ONE SIDED) m- 4 midt disco McFADDEN & WHITEHEAD DUDLEY [arvee 587 dj] el pizza/lone prairie rock vg+ wol-a, b sol-b 7 hilarious to EL PASO/mid sax-piano-guitar r&roll Instru. EDELWEISS [atlantic 66911 dj] bring me edelweiss stereo/stereo m- 4 excellent ABBA “S./ O. S” PARODY ETHEL ENNIS [rca victor 47-8379 dj] the BOY from Ipanema/when will the hurt be over m- 6 mid answer/ms TIMI YURO type HOMER ESCAMILLA sherri 608---the battle of Chavez Ravine vg+ 5 DODGERS, “Battle of New Orleans” semi-answer HERBERT FONTENOT & SUPER COUNTRY CAJUNS [jador 141] A Coonas from Ville Platte/les… m- 8 Okie from Muskogee rare parody JACK GALE Trojan 101dj-—high school DECK OF CARDS m- 7 PEDRO GONZALES-GONZALES Pamela 202-—geev me a home (where my burro can roam)/she’ll be comin’ round the Sierra m- 6 GOOFY PARODIES: HOME ON THE RANGE, SHE’LL BE COMIN’ AROUND THE MOUNTAIN EDDIE GORODETSKY TOM COUCH [415 no number dj] wop music m- 10 RARE! POP MUSIC, by the group named simply “M” SANDRA GOULD [philips 40138] hello Melvin (this is Mama)/my son the surfer m- coh 6 ALLAN SHERMAN, answer/inspired by… JACK HARRIS [97/WFLA] the Floridians/Vern… vg wol-a, b 5 RARE TAMPA, “The Americans” narration parody BILL HICKOK…FINAL FOUR star burst 21685-—buh-buh-basketball/WRVR – all morning long m- 4 BOBBIE SUE/ALL NIGHT LONG WENDY HILL [liberty 55771 dj] (Wendy, please don’t sell) my diamond ring/donna, leave… m- xol-a 5 THIS DIAMOND RING HOMER AND JETHRO [rca victor 5555] You-Ewe-U/Hay Shmo! m- 5 YOU YOU YOU/HEY JOE SEND A WANT LIST for any H&J [EP rca victor EPB 3193, TWO RECORDS, vg+ Cover] tico tico/carmen katz +6 (many parodies) m- 8 VINCE HOWARD///JAMES FRANCISCUS… [m-g-m 13319 dj. Vg PS] oh Friday day///droppity dropouts m- 10 CAMPTOWN RACES/// RANDY HUDSON & CRIPPLE CREEK [1-2-3 718] bowl bound and down stereo/stereo m- 5 fast, EASTBOUND AND DOWN, great! GRANGER HUNT and THE BELIEVERS [josie 925 dj] motor mouth/love wasn’t real m- 13 PAPA OOM MOW MOW fast/ms ‘63 IVORY JOE HUNTER [m-g-m 10899] I found my baby/I ain’t got… m- 14 answer his I ALMOST LOST MY MIND! 1950 THE HUSKIES [imperial 5544] Alaska, U.S.A./go out and buy yourself a hat m- 13 flip INSANE fast YAKETY YAK parody. Um, just weird LAWTON JILES [king 5391] you’re not that easy to forget/that’s what… m- 5 mid light c&w AM I THAT EASY TO FORGET LITTLE WILLIE JOHN [king 5667] SHE thinks I still care/come back to me m- 5 apparent answer Connie Francis due to timing/slow JOHNNY and the SHY GUYS [ma 101] shorty’s shack/from me to you vg much wol-a, b 11 rare, SUGAR SHACK/mid 60s redo Beatles LOIS JOHNSON [m-g-m 14186 dj] when HE touches me (nothing else matters)/when a woman stands alone m- 4 ms answer/slo, c&w BOB KANEFSKY [COMPACT DISC, promethius 2000] Roundworm (“parodies by Bob Kanefsky”)(can’t play, STILL SEALED) 8 MICKEY KATZ [capitol F12284] geshray of DeVilde Kotchke (CRY OF THE WILD GOOSE)/bugle call rag vg+ 5 [F1869] mazeltov dances/nature bocher vg 4 NATURE BOY parody flip F2229] patcha-me/shleppin’ my baby back home m- 7 BOTCH-A-ME/WALKIN’ MY BABY BACK HOME [F3607 dj] you’re a doity dog/the Litvak Square dance m- 8 HOUND DOG parody [F4037 dj] the poiple kishke eater/knish doctor m- 10 great parodies PURPLE PEOPLE EATER/WITCH DOCTOR DAVIE LEE [sultan 1002] they call it baseball Part I, II m- 12 RARE! WHAT IT WAS, WAS FOOTBALL answer PAT LUNDY [de luxe 118] only MAMA that’ll walk the line/prove it vg 5 mid/ms SOULS, answer “ONLY DADDY…” THE MISTAKES [Lo-Fi 2311] I got fired/chapel bells **REPRODUCTION** m- 6 GET A JOB A-side, both fast kiddie doowops THE OLYMPICS [tri-disc 220] bounce AGAIN/a new dancing partner m- #ol-a 6 mf (answer THE BOUNCE)/mid Group r&rolls RICKY PAGE [rendezvous 139 dj] yes, I’m lonesome tonight/standing… vg+ wol-a, b 5 ANSWER ELVIS PRESLEY/ms ballad JOYCE PAUL [united artists 902 dj] I’m the GIRL ON THE BILLBOARD/changing… vg+ 4 SHAWN PHILLIPS [ascot 2152 dj] the NEW Frankie & Johnnie song/cloudy… vg+ plays silent (m-) 6 fast folk early 60s SHIRLEY RAY [epic 9574 dj] why don’tcha come home/you know… m- 5 DETROIT CITY DEBBIE REYNOLDS [dot 16337] (the answer to) YOU BETTER MOVE ON/people will.. m- 5 JOEY REYNOLDS [swan 4276] Santa’s got a brand new bag/rats in my room vg+ (but I could hear NO playback noise) 18 DUAL answer “the chipmunk song” and “pepino the Italian mouse” also have a HYPER-RARE Joey Reynolds in NONCHART, I’ve never found evidence that any other copy has ever been found… VIVIAN ROBERTS [clark 264] he loves me, he loves me!!/little… m- 14 mid Girl Group semi-ANSWER (“…he’s NOT a rebel…) ANDY ROSE [ember 1112 dj] everybody but you/no need to go to KANSAS CITY m- 14 teeners, flip mid light rocker Wilbert Harrison SHERATON INN KALAMAZOO [flexidisc no #, ONE-SIDED, m- Title Sleeve!] We’ve Got an Inn in Kalamazoo THIS IS BRILLIANT! Advertisement, but very fun adaptation of Glenn Miller’s “I’ve Got a Gal in Kalamazoo” m- 22 RARE! THE SLIGHTLY TWISTED DISAPPOINTER SISTERS rox 423-—I’m a beaver believer (leave it to beaver) voc/I. m- 3 MONKEES parody WARREN STORM [master-trak 3041] Joe Pete messin’ with my Toot-Toot/this should go on forever m- 5 Zydeco, as is BAD WEATHER ALAN SYMS & COMPANY [chatham 0001] who wears HOT PANTS/I don‘t… m- 6 SHORT SHORTS CATHIE TAYLOR [columbia 44459] baby, baby, have you got cheating on your mind [[vg+ wol-a 4]] [[DJ m- 7]] WOMAN, WOMAN THE WAGONERS [edsel 779 dj] lil’ ol’ bug/lay down… m- 7 BOLL WEEVIL SONG THE WAMPUS CATS [psykorok 701, vg+ PS] great balls of taxes m- 6 GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, about JLL’s delinquent taxes woes! COLLY WILLIAMS [ry-an 501] you know I’ll love you tomorrow/oh what a love [[vg 3]] [[DJ m- 6]] mf R&B x2, A-side answer SHIRELLES “WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC tk 1043-—ANOTHER ONE rides the bus/gotta boogie m- 4 …BITES THE DUST (Queen)/great booger novelty BEATLES NOVELTIES THE JAMELLS crosley 350—the beatle march/tears of joy m- 4 Girl Group, midt Beatles novelty/midt teener-r&roll BREAK-INS/DICKIE GOODMAN TYPE: MORE THAN USUAL this time! I picked up a small collection with many 45s. 78RPM 10-INCH SINGLES: AUDREY [plus 104] Dear Elvis, Part 1, 2 m- 12 DAVE BARRY with SARA BERNER [rpm 469] out of this world with flying saucers Part I, II m- 7 also is ANSWER TO THE BELOW! BUCHANAN and GOODMAN [luniverse 101] the flying saucer, Part 1, 2 vg 5 MARTY [novelty 101] Marty on Planet Mars Part 1, 2 m- 10 GREAT, unusually-long R&B cuts, sounds wonderful on 78! 45RPM SINGLES: ALBIA ENTERTAINMENT CO. [farm out! 001 & m- Title-Pic card] the last great debate m- 3 Iowa 80s, poor distrib. DAVE BARRY with SARA BERNER [rpm 469] out of this world with flying saucers Part I, II m- 5 (1956-57 era) BEN BLUR///AARON PLANE [mark-X 8007 dj] the chariot race///the flight m- xol-a 9 BOTH SIDES break-ins, 1960 & cool ALBERT BROOKS [asylum 45259 dj] party from outer space (featuring PHONY hits)/ m- 5 fun break-in with imaginary songs BUCHANAN and GOODMAN [luniverse 103] the banana boat story/the mystery (in slow motion) vg+ 5 break-in with COMMERCIALS! [107] Santa and the satellite Part I, II vg+ 6 great! ///THE SAUCER MEN [108] the flying saucer goes west///saucer serenade vg+ small wol, sol-a 5 SCARCE; Instru. flip BUCHANAN and GREENFIELD [novel 111] the invasion/what a… m- coh and wol-a, b 12 BEST of the British Invasion ones! CAPTAIN ZAP…MOTORTOWN CUT-UPS [motown 1151 dj] the luney landing mono/mono vg wol-a, b 5 scarce MOTOWN NUMBER MORTY CRAFT [TEST PRESS, handwritten label tod #122] all mixed up m- 21 UN-NARRATED 1957-era mash-up of 10 or so songs DAN THE MAN dan the man 18467-—high priced gasoline ‘90 m- 4 I think I'm the only one who has any of these DAN DAYTON///MARTIN TOP 40 [jemkl 3290] skyblab/meanwhile back on the air m- 6 south Florida, break-in/madness! DICKIE G. AND THE DON’TS asi 1013—-rocky and the angel/pug… m- 7 Farrah Fawcett goes into the ring with Rocky! INCLUDES TWO "ADMISSION TICKETS" to the "performance" JERRY FIELD and the LAWYERS [parkway 801] the trial/easy steppin’ vg+ 5 FRED FISHER [phonograph 1] Chicago 2:45/2:15 m- sol-a 33 a ONE-TIME HOLY GRAIL for me, Sinatra + R. DALEY mayor clips ALAN FREED, STEVE ALLEN… [coral 61693 dj] the space man/jazzbo’s… vg+ wol-a 13 1957, RARE break-in uses cover versions DICKIE GOODMAN [mark-X 8009] the touchables/Martian MELODY m- 6 with jukebox tag, which says “…MELODIES” rori 602--Berlin top ten m- 5 the Berlin Wall went up - one of his best 20th Century-Fox 443] Senate hearing/lock up m- 6 and FLIP is very bizarre, INSTRUMENTAL tells a full story! [janus 271 dj] star warts mono/mono, or is it stereo/stereo m- 5 [hotline 1017] energy crisis ‘79/pain m- 4 instrumental flip pretty strange… DAVE HARRIS [fun-e-bone 816] Elvis and the unmentionables/Bicentennial blitz m- 7 a-side is reissue of 1950s, FLIP IS 1976 B/in JIM LAGO [private pressing no #] the year of the Lobo’s (mono/mono) m- 4 good late 70s, Longview, TX high school football RARE SYD LAWRENCE AND FRIENDS [cosmic 1001] the answer to the flying saucer/haunted guitar (Billy Mure flip) vg 5 scarce 1956 LOKO [fun-e-bone 99] the water-gate report/loko music (instr.) m- 5 STARTING TO GUESS he got a lot of these from me years ago… (LIEBER-STOLLER PRODUCTION) [red bird 10-0123] the election year 1964 Part I, II m- 8 certainly one of the best of the genre DICK LORD [kapp 491 dj] to spend my life with you/hold… vg+ wol-a, b 7 A-side has ONE SONG break-in near end, genuine MATHIS & HILLYER [96X 9600] stash city high school/Mr. Gums m- wol-a 12 Florida 70s, flip JAWS without teeth! JOHN McCARTY [the record shop no #] Lobos #1 m- 4 another good Longview high school football late 70s! store was in Tyler. BYRON McNAUGHTON…ALL NEWS… [jamie 1427] right from the shark’s jaws (the JAWS interview)/jaws jam (instr.) m- 6 Incredible Jaws (shark) Break-in, in my Top Five break-ins ever, blows Dickie Goodman’s out of the WATER (see what I did?) “BANANA” JOE MONTIONE [WFIL 1001] cakewalk to the cup (3:30/4:32 versions) m- sol-a 4 Scarce PHILADELPHIA hockey 1975 RON CAMERON NAZY [trey 3013] interviews MR. ICKSON/interviews MR. BENADY m- 7 now-scarce 1960 presidential election BILL NEALE for 444—-“strike” long ball/same m- 4.44 ($4.44, because of record number) the baseball strike in 1984 RICHARD M. NIXON [label not stated, 1973] “THE ALTERED NIXON SPEECH”/(flip is the original material) m- 4 excerpts of his speeches are woven together in unique ways that takes him out of context, etc. - FUN!!! GEOFFREY SCOTT scottown 1001-—sooner football ‘75/same m- 3 1003—-super sooners/cowboy-mania m- 3 football middle 70s, by Oklahoma/KS radio DJ SPACE MAN chess 1789-—man in orbit vg+ 6 good pre-Beatles (flip “Blast Off” good rock & roll Instru.) SPENCER & SPENCER [gone 5053] stagger Lawrence/stroganoff cha cha m- 7 uses Lloyd Price songs as break-ins SUPER STU/ALLEN DENNIS…DISCO TURKEYS brown dog 0--16—the great debate/lonely lady m- 3 flip not break-in TODAY & TOMORROW [noose 812 dj] dooley swings I-II m- 40 from 1959, one of the rarest break-ins out there… LEE TULLY flair-X 3007-—around the wood with Elwood Pretzel (Side 1, 2) m- 6 uses Elvis Presley songs! WHITE CLOUD tammy jo 0002—-paper caper/the paper caper shaper, fly-by-knight m- 3 Watergate GEORGIE WOODS [12 INCH SINGLE south 0100] the saga of Mike & Robin/Chinese… Mike Tyson-Robin Givens BREAK-IN! m- 23 GAY, HOMOSEXUAL, GENDER-BENDER…MIKE DEASY [saltmine 1004] God hates queer mono/st m—6 80s Okla/it figures THELMA HOUSTON [tamla 54275 dj, promo-and-picture 6 x 6 glossy insert] one out of every six 2:09 uncensored/2:09 MARTI MAE [laurie 3269] Bernard bikini/ready… m- 6 also, good novelty HUGH MASHER [laurie 3144 dj] operation decoy/just before… m- 6 mid r&roll, guy in drag!/ SHAD O’SHEA [fraternity 3393] one small voice/ m- 6 humorous about highway C. B. trucker COMPACT DISC SILKWORM [matador 159] even a blind chicken finds… m- 5 CUT: “homoactivity” THE TRAVELIN’ MAN SINGS [EP, #103] 8 cuts; queer song #1 and queer song #2 are gay m- 6 most risqué to X – private press RARE SONGS ABOUT ELVIS PRESLEY (NOVELTIES AND NOT) COMPACT DISC GERALD BAIR [mayhem 114 dj, not issued in Case, large x on cover] “hangin’ out with Elvis” (title cut) m- 5 COMPACT DISC BLUES SARACENO [guitar 9714-99201, woc-b] Plaid m- 5 CUT: Elvis talking (you think it’s over but it’s not) m- 5 COMPACT DISC CARNIVAL ART [beggars banquet 66101] welcome to Las Llegas CUT: little Elvis STILL SEALED 6 COMPACT DISC GRAHAM PARKER [demon 201] struck by lightning CUT: when I was King m- 4 COMPACT DISC BILLY PILGRIM [atlantic 82751 dj] Bloom CUT: sweet Louisiana sound m- 5 COMPACT DISC RORSCHACH TEST [slipdisc 008 633 122 dj, soc-A-side of slick] Unclean CUT: Elvis, Elvis (Disgraceland mix) m- 5 THE SERIOUS BROTHERS tunetown 101—it’s another joyful Elvis Presley Christmas stereo/stereo m- 3 COMPACT DISC TOM SHEEHAN [19 north 1101] where you are CUT: die like Elvis m- 5 COMPACT DISC SLO pure 00364 2280] Leak CUT: Elvis slept here m- 5 COMPACT DISC 383 STROKER [rawkus 1109] Kelvinator CUT: one minute for Elvis m- 5 SPACE, ASTRONAUTS, ASTRONOMY LEE ALLISON…CHEVELLES [doy 304] we’ll…/splash down m- 6 mf novelty, light BOPPER CHEEK & TONG PLAYERS gesundheit 0000—theme from Star Crazy/the light before Christmas m- 4 combination of Star Trek and Star Wars influence, zaniness, goofy conversations, puns, etc. REGE CORDIC AND CAST [RCA VICTOR wby-92] Omicron and the Sputnik Part One, Two vg+ 4 CASSE CULVER [shuttle songs Ltd. 001, m- Cover, AUTOGRAPHED] ride, Sally Ride!/blame it on the moon m- 6 COMPACT DISC LACH [gold castle 71340] Contender CUT: The John Glenn Song m- 5 ROBERT Q. LEWIS [m-g-m 12740] (I love that) little green girl/Santa Claus Jr. m- tol-a 7 B-side for Christmas collectors… BILL ARTHUR RANDOLPH [Chicago South Side WRC-585/586] delinquent back/astronaut vg 4 flip John Glenn midslow calypso tribute THE RAYMOND SCOTT QUINTET,,, [young peoples records 437, vg+ PS] by rocket to the Moon 1, 2 m- 7 SISTERBOY [COMPACT DISC E. P., CANADA, magdatone no #] CUT: Martian Death Ray (5 cuts in all) m-/Cover vg+ 5 WES ST. JOHN [star-key 8651] the ballad of E. T./I’ve got a friend m- 5 SUGARTREE [Cumberland 3369] E. T./it’ll do m- 6 A-side: she falls in love with the cool extraterrestrial dude TWO GUITARS, PIANO, DRUM & DARRYL [atlantic 2522 dj] spaceman’s blues/he’s my… m- wol-a an E.T. visits Earth (from somewhere) DANNY VANCE///REGGIE LaFAYE [lan 8602] the all American shuttle crew (two versions) m- 6 VERN WRAY [elmor 308 dj] message for John Glenn/I was,,, m- 4 patriotic narration for the astronaut SPORTS, ATHLETES, AND *LOTS OF BASEBALL* BASS LINE [UK bbc 172, m- PS] Wimbledon break point/(remix) m- 4 mid dance JEFF ARUNDEL [ COMPACT DISC , triad 12222] ride the ride CD, packaging m- 6 (lyrics booklet) CUT: “Harmon Killebrew” “BASEBALL’S SECRET LANGUAGE” [Air Lines EP no #, from 1950s] Stan Hack, interviewed by Joe Garagiola/Paul Richards, interviewed by Ernie Harwell m- 17 RARE! ONLY COPY KNOWN?? CODY BEARPAW [country international 210, doesn’t say DJ?] rodeo cowboy (national finals) stereo/stereo m- 4 1986 BIG BOB AND THE DOLLARS globe 400—-Gordie Howe/you m- 6 mf hockey tribute/mf flip, 1960 era GEORGE BLANDA [daybreak 1002, vg+ PS, fraying at far top] it’s never too late/this old house m- 5 OAKLAND RAIDERS FB PLAYER CASH, BOWA, SCHMITD… [grand prix 207, vg+ PS] Phillies fever/dancin’ with the Phillies vg 5 RARE, mf disco TERRY CASHMAN [lifesong 45098, m- green Title Sleeve “for Dodgers fans”] talkin’ baseball (forever Dodger Blue)/baby… m- 4 [45099, vg+ FIRST green title sleeve no logo] talkin’ baseball (baseball and the Tribe) Indians/ m- 5 CHANTILLY mecca 0010-—Charlie Hustle (vocal/instru.) m- 5 mf female disco, PETE ROSE tribute CLEVELAND INDIANS [COMPACT DISC , label/# not stated] greatest “HITS” of 1995 disc/Cover m- 8 American League champion year WENDY COLE///JOYCE SAGE [skylark 562] the wiggle wiggle///LEON WAGNER wiggle n0 6 baseball flip COLUMBIA “PLAYTIME” RECORDS – [RED WAX] [with vg PS, his picture – RARE!] YOGI BERRA – catching m- 9 [with vg+ PS, his picture] RITCHIE ASHBURN – base running m- 6 COLUMBIA SPECIAL PRODUCTS [CSM 1020, m- PS] “a day to remember – June 8, 1969” (Side one, two) m- 4 Yankees history COUNT BASIE and… [rca victor 47 2990] did you see Jackie Robinson hit that ball?/ vg 6 RARE late 1940s original HISTORY GINO DANELLI/SAGEBRUSH [lee no #, ONE-SIDED] ain’t no stopping us now – TIGERS m- 6 McFadden and Whitehead song adapted JOE DI MAGGIO [capitol 54-30126] little Johnny Strikeout (SIDES 1 & 4 ONLY) vg+ 5 part of set; rare 1949 WAYNE EDMONDSON [*TWO RECORDS* both shoreline #05, m- PS] legend of Ted Williams/it’s my turn at bat +2 The song “I LOVE YOU, DAD” is sung by TED WILLIAMS’ DAUGHTER Bobby-Jo Williams m- 9 ELROY FACE robbee 111—-cross your heart with love/bells, bells m- date on a-side 5 Pittsburgh Pirates star player in 1960 FOUR HAPPY FELLAS tabb 1011—-it’s illegal, it’s immoral (or it makes you fat)/(tell the batter to) hit de long ball m- 6 1953-4 era THE FOWLS rotten rat 1016—-the Bird is the word/CHIRP me out to the ball game m- 5 BALTIMORE ORIOLES VERSION 1018—the Yanks are back/the Yanks are the ch amps m- 7 (mistakenly 78 last time. Damn floating letters/numbers!) GABBY THE BASEBALL SERENADER fox 104—-the baseball serenade/just talkin’ baseball m- 5 mf- Berra, Hoyt Wilhelm etc./comedy “THE GIANTS GREATEST HITS” [CD, solid smoke 2000] “new & updated” 77 minutes of Giants (W. Mays, Barry Bonds…SEALED 8 BOB GLICKMAN – ANNETTE LABOURERE [TG 101] ballad of Fred Lynn/Humpty Dumpty baseball m- 6 a-side AUTOGRAPHED THE HOME BASE gws 3287—-ballad of Hank Aaron (same both sides) m- 5 ms story-song, late 70s ALBERT JONES///TOM NEWTON [tri-city 327] Vida Blue (vocal, instr. Versions) m- 6 FUNK from Saginaw, Michigan KSFO-560 [EP with vg+ PS] “1971 – the year of the Fox” m- 10 HIGHLIGHTS (1971 San Francisco Giants, issue by flagship station) ART KASSEL [double-play 101 dj] little leaguer/oh, how… vg+ sol-a 5 from 1950s DANNY KAYE [reprise 201205, m- PS] D-O-D-G-E-R-S song/myti kaysi at the bat m- 22 POPSIKE “TONS” of sales 20-30+ GARRISON KEILLOR [phc 2] Bombo/be careful m- 13 Bombo Rivera of the Twins, FLIP NOVELTY, rare Prairie Home… record ROY KELLY [bonanza 4821] hog wash/threats m- 5 NOVELTY, first verse is about baseball KEN R [ken-R 05, vg+ PS, woc-a] star-spangled summer/University of Toledo fight song m- 5 A-side TOLEDO MUDHENS DICK KENTm. S. r. 856] Dizzy Dean is gone now/my hometown, that’s for me m- 18 A-side baseball ultra-rarity song poem KING KONG [grand slam 4472] wahoo shuffle (same both sides) m- 7 rare, Cleveland Indians RALPH KINER [EP no #] talks with THE AMAZIN’ METS (Hodges, Seaver, Agee, McGraw, Grote, Swoboda etc.) vg 5 KMOX RADIO (ST. LOUIS) [“home recording” no #] RECORDED BY Joe Garagiola and Karen Hillabritt(?) 10/11/1957 vg 10 UNIQUE?? BERNIE KNEE [gametime 126] cheers for the boys of baseball/the man in the arena m- 7 with SHEET MUSIC for both NORMAN KNIGHT [CANADA rca 75-5004] Le Baseball est ici/take me out to the ball game m- 5% label rip-a 5 DORIS KNOLL [elgin “rite 5561/5562] the new frontier/Ladies Day at the ball game vg+ 7 horrid but charming singer “gourmet dogshit” [knoll 5561/5562] SAME AS ABOVE, BUT DIFFERENT LABEL, WEIRD!! Vg+ 6 “gourmet dogshit” = likely not intentionally horrid THE KOOKIE KAZOO BAND [buena vista 346 dj] hey batter batter/icka backa soda cracker m- xol-a 13 kids & kazoos!/circus clowns VINCE LASCHEID [alanna 580] Pirate victory song/Bucco fever m- 5 Pittsburgh baseball EDDIE LAWRENCE [coral 61799] German baseball/golden boskos m- 6 [61821 dj, vg- PS, one side loose, but entire picture part is vg+] Abner the baseball Pt. I/Concluded m- 7 [61367] Mets philosopher/we love yuh Mets m- sol-a 9 RARE, from when Mets were new and terrible (that changed fast!) LESTER LEWIS [CANADA, private pressing] cheer for the Blue Jays (vocal/instru.) m- 5 LI’L RICHARD & HIS ORCHESTRA [Chicago polkas 497] Chicago White Sox/99 bottles of beer m- 5 only seen this ONCE and I’m here LITTLE RICHARD///BILL CONTI [grudge 4758, m- PS] grand slam///home run jam m- 6 nice drawn baseball sleeve LITTLE TINO & THE HAWAIIANS [teenage 405058, m- PS] crazy about those Tigers/bleacher boogie m- 5 Detroit JOHNNY LONG AND… [coral 61238 dj] say hey, Willie Mays/pussy-footin’ vg+ #ol-a 7 RARE 1954 THE LOST MARBLE BAND [LMB -004] Brewers have it all/Bill Cheatham m- 6 Milwaukee THE LOVALIERS [surprise 101] had ‘em all the way/beat ‘em Bucs, cha cha m- 8 Pittsburgh 50s CATHY LYNN [heart & soul no #, m- PS] the greening of America/Babe Ruth the winner of them all m- 8 lyrics back of sleeve! SAMMY MADDEN [star 1036] the Irene…/Our Milwaukee Braves polka m- 6 Fifties or early 60s JIMMIE MADDIN [American International 525] we love the Dodgers/bird dog m- 13 mf baseball tribute/mid jiver NOT Everlys song [golden west 1001, m- Title Sleeve] Big Frank (NOT Jimmy Dean song)/danke… m- 12 SLIGHT WARP OK Dodgers? popcorn? JIMMY MADDIN [vita 152] hey Roc/I love the Braves vg+ 9 fast r&roll-jiver/mid Milwaukee baseball CHARLES MAGNANTE [GERMANY austroton 18042] Milwaukee the home the Braves [VG+]/pizza…[VG-] 6 mf, 50s baseball/ [grand award 1014] Milwaukee, home of the Braves/pizza polka m- 6 JOE MAMA [crazy C 111, m- foldover PS] Giant’s cap/giv it up m- 9 mid independent RAP, scarce San Francisco baseball GLORIA MANN [new sounds 1] I’m in love with OUR PHILLIES/(instru.) m- 6 GREAT fast tribute! (MICKEY MANTLE)///TERESA BREWER [coral 61700 I love Mickey/keep your… m- 14 Mickey is on A-side only MARS (yes, the candy company) [EP 3] HOW TO FIELD: Gil Hodges, Don Hoak, John Roseboro, Willie Mays m- 7 JIMMY MARTIN [decca 32031 dj] home run man/you’re… m- 4 classic c&w, uses baseball metaphors STEVE MARTIN [newheart 1966] Baltimore Orioles champs all the way (series/pennant versions) vg+ 5 went all the way that year ‘66 MARIO MARTINELLI [Chatham 0010] song of Roberto/Spanish… m- 5 Clemente (Pirates) “incidental” flip is vg+ MARTY AND THE BAND [Delran 9176] take me out to the ball game 2:42, 3:05 versions m- 7 mid SOUL redo classic MARV MASTERMAN AND… [pleasant peasant 5003] win TWINS polka/Jeanie’s… m- 5 Minnesota 60s baseball polka WAYNE MAYFIELD [ChiSox club #SOX-1] White Sox getting down/Ol Comiskey Park m- 6 mid guitar rock WILLIE MAYS…GIANTS with the TRENIERS [epic 9066] Say Hey (the Willie Mays song)/[TRENIERS] out of the bushes m- 16 TIM McCABE [Lovett 69713] home of the Braves/the hammer vg+ 5 FIRST RELEASE? Atlanta baseball [blue Orpheus 230, vg PS, #oc-a side] home of the Braves (vocal/Instr. versions) m- 7 [111, vg PS, woc-a] home of the Reds (vocal/Instr. versions) m- 7 [116] Home of the Cards (vocal/Instr. Versions) m- wol-a 5 [123] Home of the Tigers (vocal/Instr.) m- wol-a, b 5 Lovett 70716] Home of the Braves – 1970/flight of the Hawk m- 6 C. W. McCALL [American fan no number, DJ] pine tar wars stereo/stereo m- about George Brett, etc. TIM McCarver… Jack Herman [EP her-mac 16175, vg Cover] El Birdos ’67 What Made ‘em Champs! (1, 2) m- 10 Cardinals discuss it TUG McGRAW [flexidisc no #, ONE-SIDED] LUMPY, a baseball fable by Tug McGraw m- 6 mentions greats, Lumpy is a talking baseball STUART McKAY AND HIS WOODS [rca victor 47-6188 dj] take me out to the ball game/a foggy… m- wol-b 4 GENE McKOWN [bilin 2200] Charlie-O-the-Mule/the legend of a mule m- 6 Kansas City A’s [column one 1007 dj] the Kansas City ROYALS are on the go (vocal/Instru.) m- 5 DENNY McLAIN [capitol 2282] lonely is the name/extra innings vg+ 4 him doing organ Instr’s (LAST 30-game winning pitcher) MORRIS MILLMAN [boom 1658] the 7th Man Shuffle (same both sides) m- 5 mf football novelty song MILWAUKEE BREWERS [no release #, m- PS, soc-a] Brewer fever (vocal/Instru.) m- 6 ART MINEO COMBO [Giants 114] go Giants go/State of Washington song m- xol-b 5 baseball A-side only BOB MITCHELL [nan 3001, m- PS] winter sun/I’ll… m- 5 solo ORGAN INSTR., PS nice Dodger Stadium Chavez Ravine photo FRED MOLLIN prod. [CANADA sun no #, vg+ PS lyrics on back] the whole town’s talkin’ (‘bout the Blue Jays) m- 5 BILL MOMONE [PICTURE DISC [NO label, # shown] sign a ball for me/firma esta… [FERNANDO VALENZUELA] m- 6 STEVE MONTAINE [twin record prod. TWS 3282] the ballad of Roberto Clemente/it’s then… m- 5 CARMEN MORENO [Kelly 101, m- PS] go Fernando (vocal/Instru.) m- 7 JANE MORGAN [kapp 104] baseball, baseball/fair… m- 6 scarce, 1954, Kapp was still a MINOR independent label LLOYD MOSEBY [CANADA, Vine St. 005, m- PS] shaker’s rap (Blue Jays version)/stick to it m- 7 rare independent THE MOUSEKETEERS [buena vista 346 dj] hey batter batter/icka backa soda cracker m- xol-a 13 kids & kazoos!/circus clowns nov’ty MSU MARCHING BAND [msk 702, m- PS] MSU fight song/MSU shadows/victory march Notre Dame m- 6 with Jukebox Tag “MY GREATEST THRILL in BASEBALL!” [7-INCH 78rpm,. #dca-1] as told by: Gil Hodges, Whitey Ford, and Johnny Antonelli m- 6 NATIONAL INSTITUTE ON ALCOHOL ABUSE… [EP 7861, m- PS] a moment in sports with Don Newcombe (A, B) m- 10 former BB player PAMELA NEAL [free flight 11587] Charlie Hustle/magic… m- 5 PETE ROSE novelty [[on Free Flight]] [[on RCA same number]] PAUL NEW (VOCALIST)///PEPI LATTANZI (TRUMPET SOLOIST) [bbb 233, m- PS] the ballad of Roberto Clemente m- 5 BOB NEWHART [warner bros. PRO 111 dj, vg PS] driving instructor/nobody will ever play BASEBALL m- 8 THE NEWLYWEDS [par-ty 1006] the baseball game (same both sides) “NOT FOR BROADCAST” m- 5 gee, I wonder why, lol HOWIE NEWMAN [major league 4501, with newspaper articles sheet] blasted in the bleachers/cosmic garbageman rag m- 7 GOOFY flip [4501, labels paster over…SOMETHING??, m- pic and Biogr. Card] blasted…/one day on the gas line m- 9 mf BB/mid Novelty [3302, EP, m- PS] astroturf/utility infielder blues/wait until next year/traded/blasted in… m- 8 NEW REVUE [greater music corporation 16091/2] I washed…/Catfish John m- 5 baseball flip THE NEW YORK DREAM TEAM [Vestron 7000] let’s go Mets (vocal/instru.) m- wol-a, b 5 NEW YORK, NEW YORK [MOVIE] [EP #UAMG 113, INE-SIDED] there goes the ball game m- 6 relationship, baseball METAPHORS THE NIGHTMARES [coyote 8557, m- PS] baseball Altamont/hold… m- 6 DIRE STRAITS “Sultans of Swing” style, cool NO DAMN YANKEES BAND [lost wax 852, m- PS] say it ain’t so Joe/rocket Roger (reprise) m- 8 rare Bangor, Maine record THE NORMANAIRES [imperial crown 101] play ball you all/Casey Jones vg- 4 baseball/the literary legend STAN NOZAWA [major motion 2120, m- PS] (Humm-baby) yeah I believe (vocal/Instr.) m- 6 scare 80s, S F Giants MICKEY O’BRYAN QUARTET [Ivanhoe 108] New York Mets calypso/el… vg+ 5 DANNY O’KEEFE [atlantic 2978] mad Ruth – The Babe/angel… m- sol-a 5 [atlantic #PR-192 dj] Mad Ruth – The Babe/BABE RUTH’S FAREWELL SPEECH m- 13 (OLIVER/GUTH)///(CARPENTER-BUTLER) [I’m sold on St. Louis, no #] sold on St. Louis and the CARDINALS [both!]/only/// m- 6 THE ORANGE EXPRESS [private pressing no #] pennant dream/se… m- 6 ASTROS GLEN OSSER AND ORCHESTRA [Mets 1, m- PS] Meet the Mets (vocal/Instr.) m- 5 “official song of the NY Mets” INSTR. FLIP RUINED JERRY OWSLEY [king’s international 5038] tribute to old Diz/out of… m- 6 Dizzy Dean, not Walt Disney THE PACK featuring JOHNNY MAESTRO… [Zanzibar 1004] Brooklyn days/Oz is ours m- 5 mention baseball cards, Dodgers GENE PAGE ORCHESTRA [domain 1019] Viva Fernando (English, Spanish versions) m- 5 ROD PAGE [troubadour 2513] Joe DiMaggio Side A, B m- 6 THE PAID ATTENDANCE [home run 500 #500] be a believer in Giant fever (vocal/Instru.) m- 5 [501] be a believer in YANKEE fever (vocal/Instru.) m- wol, sol-a 7 [504] be a believer in Dodger Fever (vocal/Instru.) m- 5 how many teams were these made for? JOE PAT’S ORCHESTRA [ridgemoor recording Co.] Little League polka/continental… m- 4 Chicago ’63-64 era MARVIN PAUL [LS 191, and lyrics sheet] goodtime baby/three… m- 4 only a MENTION of baseball PAUL’S PEOPLE [CANADA Toronto Blue Jays 007] the Blue Jays (Vocal/instru.) m- 4 MIKE PEDICIN QUINTET [malvern 1000] the Fightin’ Phils/always… m- 5 Phillies, 60s AL PERRY [love 2019] Willie (Stargell)/close to… m- xol-a 4 VAL PERRY TRIO [stary 101] don’t walk The Hawk/The Hawk vg+ 5 Red Sox but I forget which player PETER PAN RECORDS [471, m- PS] take me out to the ball game (and three NOT sports) m- 4 870, m- PS, #oc-a] marshmallow…Jack Rabbit hits a home run m- 5 THE PHANATICS [sportune no #] we love you Phillies 3:00/5:07 m- 6 disco tribute JIMMY PIERSALL with the 3 HEARTBREAKERS [G. C. 609] please Jimmy Piersall/the rookie of the year vg+ 19 he talks on this, etc.!! PINE TREE JOHN…HITTERS [Canobie Shores 45100] Pine Tree John Mono/Mono m- 7 LOS PINGUINOS DEL NORTE///RUMEL FUENTES [arhoolie 529] corrido de Cesar Chavez/soy Chicano [FLIP BASEBALL] m- 5 J. PLAYTER [dore 974] I hate baseball/dancing with Ronnie Cey m- 6 ms novelty/slow organ-drum-piano INSTR. “PLAYTIME RECORDS” [RED WAX, 6-INCH 78RPMs] [801] PHIL RIZZUTTO Bunting (Part 1, 2) m- 5 [803] BOB FELLER Pitching (Part 1, 2) m- 5 [807] RED GARVER Pitching Part 1, 2 m- 5 JIMMY POL [peppermint Prod. 790802] PIRATES power song mono/stereo m- 5 -[002050 or 2470] PITTSBURGH city of champions fight song mono/stereo m- 5 tribute to ALL sports there PORK [No. 6, no number, WHITE WAX, m- PS] grandslam baby +3 m- 6 this cut BASEBALL METAPHORS for fishing PRESIDENT’S COMMITTEE ON YOUTH… [no #] STAY IN SCHOOL Jack Agar, John Brody, Ed Matthews, etc. and ACTORS/SINGERS: The Tabulations, Righteous Brothers, Barbara Feldon, Leonard Nimoy, Jack Jones, etc. m- 8 Public Service announcements [13877] STAY IN SCHOOL Rocky Colavito, Ken Boyer, etc. AND Gene Chandler, The Vibrations, Ray Stevens… m- 9 PSAs [101] STAY IN SCHOOL Rick Reichardt, Arthur Ashe AND “Texas Group”, Leonard Nimoy, Barbara Feldon… m- 5 PSAs KENNY PRICE [jewel 8410, folded release POSTER m-[ if I…/sock one George “a musical tribute to George Foster” m- 7 [8417, response card with picture] Pete, Pete/the old… m- 6 PETE ROSE THE PROGRESSIVE BLUES BAND [Big H 711, m- PS] Tiger’s Blues/at the… m- 13 rare mid Blues-Boogie 70s Detroit, Kaline, etc. DICK PURTAN [flexidisc 6-INCH no#, m- similar size Title Folder, ONE-SIDED] keep on talking to the ball m- 7 Detroit, humorous! Q V R S///THE PHILLIES (Bows, et. al.) [grand prix 207] dancin’ with the Phillies/Phillies Fever ’77 m- 6 LENNY RANDLE & BALLPLAYERS [ballplayers 001] Kingdome/I’m a ballplayer m- 6 SUE RANEY [blue label no #, vg+ Title Cover, soc-a] DODGER BLUE/Van Lingle Mungo m- 5 DOUGLAS RANKINE [CANADA rca victor Int’l 57-3384] (clear the track) here comes Shack/warming the bench m- 7 O’Neal/baseball ROCKIN’ RICHIE RAY [rhino 004, vg+ PS, one square inch CORNER missing] baseball card lover/hump-… m- 6 50s style r&roll mid, 70s DEXTER REDDING [capricorn 0033 dj] God bless/love is bigger than baseball m- sol-b 5 RED RIVER DAVE [tnt 9010] the ballad of DON LARSEN/adios, mi.. m- 21 are there ANY other songs about him at all? Perfect game. [longhorn 452004, m- PS] the pine tarred bat (the ballad of George Brett)/the clinging… m- 5 RESTLESS [sutra 161] go Giants go/never… FOOTBALL Giants NY m- 4 RESURRECTION HIGH SCHOOL ALL GIRL BAND… [#11086] onward CHICAGO CUBS/close… m- 7 “BOB RICHARDS ON BASEBALL” [panorama 1014, description sheet] Bonus Star Rick Monday/All-American John Olerud, AND FIVE ANNOUNCEMENTS historical facts/around the world/little leaguers/college baseball/safety on the diamond m- 6 MIKE RIDLEY [ra 10821, with promo sheet] ain’t it a shame (Abner Doubleday)/rubber doll m- 12 baseball/safe sex!! J. L. RITTER and B. AERIA [cat tail 9381] the BUCCANEER fight song/beautiful… (Florida, college sports?) m- 6 70s UK-beat-type Novty PHIL RIZZUTTO [78RPM SINGLE no #] tips for you on How To Win (“good luck Clover” NEWSPAPERBOY CONTEST] vg+ 18 Odd one! [Champion 1001] “the story of”: Mickey Mantle/Roger Maris (and batting tips) m- 23 1961 but before Maris broke record! (et. al.) [YELLOW WAX, 6-INCH 78RPM, golden 107, m- PS] take me out to the ball game/the umpire m- 6 JACKIE ROBINSON – PEE WEE REESE [columbia 8-1515, vg PS] slugger at the bat (Part 1, 2) m- 13 RARE! Early fifties VIC ROGALE [mlay 226] Pittsburgh Pirates “66” World Champions (Green Weenie Song)/harmonica… vg 4 EL ROJO and the LEFT FIELDERS [redd-E 5006] play ball you all/adult… m- 6 mf 1950s jiver THE GEORGE ROMANIS SOUND [composition 1100, m- Gatefold Cover] baseball is more than a game (Vocal/Inst.) m- 9 BB centennial STANLEY RALPH ROSS [horn 10 dj] Fernando/speedy Fernando m- promo sol-a 5 Valenzuela (wow, lots of songs about him…) THE ROYALS bluesbrothers [BARBECUE 1047] Royals victory polka/how the west was won m- 7 both Kansas City baseball novelties JERRY RYAN [jered 20901] battle in the Sugar Bowl/the little… m- 5 yet ANOTHER football “Battle of New Orleans” parody? Wow SIG SAKOWICZ [Mishawaka 1702] Polish baseball power/true to the red white and blue m- 5 baseball/patriotic SAM & DAVE [atlantic 2733] knock it out of the park/you easily… m- 6 rarer single of theirs RAY SANDERS [axbar 6036] heartache…/pitching baseballs at the moon m- 4 SCARAB PRODUCTIONS . [laminated PAPER RECORDS picture labels] [no #] Jerry Koosman—Donn Henderson, 1969 Miracle Mets m- 6 [no #] Don Larsen ’56 World Series perfect game m- sol-b 7 [no #] Fred Lynn has incredible day in Detroit m- sol-a 4 [no #] Willie Mays hits 1st Met homer m- 5 [no #] Bill Mazeroski wins 1960 World Series m- sol-a, b 5 [no #] Nolan Ryan 4th no hitter m- sol-b [no #] Bobby Thompson shot heard ‘round the world m- sol-b 6 [no #] Ted Williams last time at bat in Boston m- sol-b 7 ALL: PICTURE ON FRONT, BIOGRAPHY ON BACK Except for possibly Nolan Ryan (with small center punched out), NONE OF THESE HAVE EVER BEEN PLAYED These are highlights of these events,. Great baseball history! ROCCO SCOTTI [coliseum 6887, vg+ PS with BIO. On back] God Bless America/The Star Spangled Banner m- 6 Indians ballpark singer VINCE SCULLY recitation [Danny Goodman Concessions, #1] last inning Sandy Koufax PERFECT GAME as narrated m- 7 [mister marty no #] last inning Sandy Koufax perfect game m- 5 strange, two labels for this… [Dodgers EP, no #, vg+ PS] No-Hitter by Bill Singer (July 20, 1970) narrated by Vin Scully m- Singer autograph-B Side 15 [“78 UNION” EPs, ALL interviews with Vin Scully, AND M- PS with all listed players portrait-artist color sketches, way cool!] [No. 3, 9] Willie Davis, Al Ferrara m- 5 [No. 5, 41] Jim Lefebvre/Lou Johnson m- 5 [No. 6, 39] Ron Fairly/Howie Reed m- 5 [No. 8, 15] Jon Roseboro/Bob Miller m- 5 [No. 10, 53] Jeff Torborg/Don Drysdale m- 8 [No. 11, 32] John Kennedy/Sandy Koufax m- 16 No. 12, 16] Tommy Davis/Ron Perranoski m- 5 [No. 19, 222] Jim Gilliam/Buzzie Bavasi m- 5 [No. 20, 30] Bob Sutton/Maury Wills m- 14 [No. 23, 111] Claude Osteen/Walter F. O’Malley m- 8 [No. 24, 27] Walt Alston/Phil Regan m- 8 [No. 28, 29] Wes Parker/Nate Oliver m- 5 Even my somewhat-capricious pricing makes more sense than their NUMBERING SYSTEM, lol! THE SECTION 15 ORCHESTRA [CANADA, #EIP-3AND2, m- PS, lyrics on back] the ballad of Tom Henke/the Tom Henke Rag m- 6 SECTION 36 [carrot 11803, m- PS] go Joe Charboneau (Part I, II) m- 7 Cleveland Indians LLOYD SHAFFER///the FANS and the BAND [lloyd’s 1001 dj] the Dodgers March (Instr.)/Go! Go! Go! – L.A.! vg+ 5 freshly after move SPIKE SHANNON and THE WHITE RATS [imagitrax 7891814] L. Abner Doubleday has don’t it again/(backwards) m- 6 BOB SHAW///GEORGE KISKUNAS [5391/5392] for “Tony Piet’s Little League” m- 8 Chicago, rare spoken word about L. L. ERNIE SHELDON [columbia 41637 dj, vg+ PS, soc-a side] the true song of Billy the Kid/Swat Milligan (clobber that ball) m- #ol-b 6 THE SILENCERS [spirit 2007, vg+ PS] Baseball (Pt. I, II] m- 6 mid novelty, mentions famous players THE HARRY SIMEONE CHORALE [20th Fox 197 dj] it’s a beautiful day for a ball game/won’t you/// m- 5 MICHAEL SIMMONS [Casper Jr. Bad Guys Music 573] who’s gonna catch for the Yankees/ordinary… m- 7 WEST SIDE STEVE SIMMONS [sunset studios 9493] you can dream/some… m- 6 3-year-old dreams of being a Cleveland Indian! MICKEY SIMONETTA [A.J.M. 101] Holy Cow (Revised) (Instru. flip) vg+ 6 WHITE SOX PATRICK SIMPSON “BALTIMORE’S SINGING CABBIE” [you and me 841] baseball, mom & apple pie/ m- 7 don’t let Yankees win W. S.! THE SINGING WANDERERS [decca 29230 dj] say hey, Willie Mays/ m- 17 RARE, 1953 THE SKETCH [loose leaf 103, m- PS with lyrics] 25th anniversary special: sky blue/el Cielo es azul m- 10 moved west 25 years ago HARVEY SMITH [UK handkerchief #HANKY 3, m- PS] true love/end of the world m- 4 UK JOCKEY sings! JOHN ST. LEGER///“DJ at your radio station” [airlines EP no number] interviews Milwaukee Braves pitcher Lew Burdette… m- 5 FLIP IS OPEN-END INTERVIEW, same answers (with lyric sheet showing text for Q & A’s for “interview by” your station) STRINGFEVER [COMPACT DISC single , UK, IMS 003] “forever England” (victory, team, Instru. mixes) disc, packaging m- 5 UK football TRE [silverwings #SW] take it to the hoop vocal/Instru. m- 5 Philadelphia 76’ers BILL TURPIN [southern tracks 2008] you’re walking tall Vince Dooley (same both sides) m- 6 fast r&roll-ROCKER U. of GA football (UNKNOWN ARTIST) [PICTURE LABEL, no information, ONE-SIDED] “Authentic Ring-side sounds” vg+ 4 boxing-ring sounds no Narr. ALLAN WEBSTER & JOHN C. HUNTER [AUSTRALIA oz 1002 DJ] dumboots to glory (the shuffler from the sticks) (Instr. Flip) m- 8 61-year-old farmer WINS the Sydney-to-Melbourne ultra-marathon, trains in rubber boots BIG TOM WHITE [moon 6021-18] THE CATFISH KID (Ballad of Jim Hunter)/shake, rattle & roll m- 5 mid light r&rolls