NOVELTY & TOPICAL OF ALL TYPES! As usual, “GENERAL novelty precedes all the other categories. I use this category for stuff that doesn’t “belong” in other novelty headings (ANSWER, BEATLES, BREAK-INS, GAY/HOMOSEXUAL, ELVIS PRESLEY, SPACE, SPORTS). Frank Merrill/SATURDAY NIGHT RECORDS 848 Dodge Avenue, #PMB-112 Evanston IL 60202 fmerr4illjr@4gmail.com (REMOVE both of the 4’s) THIS DOCUMENT is designated as: 7i--novelty IMPORTANT: PLEASE ALWAYS REMEMBER TO PUT YOUR ADDRESS ON YOUR ORDER. Not doing so can be dangerous, because I can NEVER assume that your address didn’t change since your prior order. “GENERAL/UNCATEGORIZED” NOVELTY SECTION THE NEWMAN E. ALFRED TUSCALOOSA BRASS BAND [lowery 347] what? Me worry?/ m- 6 mf pop Instr. +”chipmunk” says the phrase GERI ALLEN vanda 0003—I’m Jimmy’s girl/this lonely feeling vg+ 5 midt pop novelty ABOUT JIMMY DURANTE ALLORAC full sail 5201—Khadafy/(instrumental mix) m- 4 flip NOVELTY dancepop arrangement AMEREICAN COMEDY NETWORK critique 704—bvreaking up is hard on you (a/k/a don’t take Ma Bell away from me) m- 4 GREAT PARODY novelty of Sedaka blockbuster hit! FLIP three FAKE “KRAPCO” COMMERCIALS, wow! ARBOGAST & ROSS atp 1001—chaos – Part I, II m- 3 early 70s reissue/boot of INSANE RADIO INDUSTRY novelty from ‘59 AUGUST AND THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT BAND pantera 001—lost…/the I-95 asshole song m- 4 BORIS BADENOUGH trax 102—hey rocky!/jackin’ me around m- 5 insane sampling novelty (from Rocky & Bullwinkle) BARNES and BARNES [lumania, with m- NOT-YET-FOLDED “foldover” PS] touch yourself/background boy m- 10 rare “disappeared” Nov THE BARNEY LOVE TAPES [vinyl commun. 16, m- foldover PS] you don’t monitor the rooms, do you?/a date with INXS m- 4 phone-talk THE BARRON KNIGHTS decca 32160—lazy fat people/in the night m- 10 RARE novelty on stock, usually is promo THE BEATOES [USA, 198656, u. k. spud” with m- foldover PS]“ I’m too ugly for MTV/un-employed… m- 6 novelties mf new wave/midt LEON BELASCO tiara 102—how’d ja do it Solomon/jipi japa Panama hat m- (with pic-bio sheet) 6 mf calypso/”Egyptian” novelties TONY BELLIN award 7584002—building up my muscles/working mommas [CLEAR WAX!] m- wol-a, b 6 novelties, new wave JOHN BIGGS blue river valley 001—send me to glory in a Glad Bag/miles… m- 5 BIRD & MACDONALD hdm 102] the candy rapper/the rodeo song [[m- 4]] [[m- with m- PS 10]] GREAT naughty candy bad puns talker!! PETE BITE [UK liberty 390] bite me I taste nice/sex m- 5 midtempos, a-side disco, SUGGESTIVE BLACKFOOT COUNTRY abbra cadabbra 101—RODEO SONG/(instr.) vg+ 6 a fast, UNCENSORED version MEL BLANC [capitol casf 3074 a/k/a F32013, vg+ PS] tweetie pie, i-ii vg+ 5 warner bros. 5156dj—blimey/I can’t fool my heart m- much wol-a,b 6 mf/ms novelty songs [beverly hills federal savings presents EP no #, m- Multi-fold Cover] mel blanc. the voice of bugs bunny . m- 25 CRAZY-RARE BOB AND RAY [5-INCH FLEXIDISC] “the quieted home” a humorous 3-minute vignette about noise m- 5 [for INSUL8ITE CEILINGS!] BOB & SYLVCIA unity 005—CASTRATION of strawberry roan/the chicken song vg 18 RARE! ANSWER to oldtime song/mf farm novelty 006—bye bye blackbird/quips & auntie Mable vg 5 flip spoken poetry novelty R-Rated, rare (only ever saw once) THE BOBS the great american… 985—(first I was a hippie, then I was a stockbroker) now I’m a hippie again/ m- 5 JOHNNY BOND and RED SOVINE starday 790—the gear jammer and the hobo/ vg+ 4 novelty, EXCELLENT, truckin’ story, quite nuts THE BRIGHTON BEACH BAND mega phone 7-6—two bananas in love/(instr.) m- wol-b 6 midt “old time” novelty lotsa fun! MARY LYNN BROWN [phonograph s.d.p.s. 1, m- Title Sleeve] super doper pooper scooper/sin in the air m- 5 midt novelty with some gay innuendo, fun! (The title sleeve would look GREAT on a picture sleeve wall! Here’s looking at you, Oregon.) THE B. S. CONNECTION [right-on 2288, m- PS] honey, I’m home/is that you honey? m- 5 SOUL! mf vocal/midt Instru. IVAN BUNKER k-ark 164—mule skinner blues/I’d give… vg 4 midt country novelty of the classic DAWS BUTLER with JUNE FORAY… era 1012—the sixty four million dollar question/con-fidgity-ential m- superb ’56 Nos’a, TV quizzes/ VIRGIL CALLAWAY COMBO planet earth 1006—mini skirt/topless bikini m- 5 early 60s pop, fashion novelties and fun FREDDY CANNON horn 8—Suzanne Somers/blankcheck’s market m- 10 midt PARODIES: “hello mudduh…”/”Frere Jacques” cool! CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA AND HIS MATE DOWN UNDER big tree 17001dj—sakylab fragment mono/stereo m- 4 bouncy, catchy mf nov THE CARTOONS tuba 2006—batusi/big bad batusi m- 7 midt r&r group “love is strange” parody/same type but different, novelties. DION CHARLES PRESENTS THE SINGING DOGS rca 48 1021—hot dog boogie/hot dog rock and roll m- 4 dog-barking songs CHEECH & CHONG ode 66124—framed/pedro’s request m- 4 CHEVROLET [EP no #, m- PS with soc-a] “SOUNDS OF CORVETTE” m- 10 one-sided, from **1961** THE CHILLS [LIGHT BLUE OPAQUE WAX] torchlite 7006—I can see Uranus/room in my heart (m-/NO PS) 8 [“power pop”] THE CLAMS three brothers 404—close to you/first time ever I saw your face m- xol-a 5 WOW, covers with INSANE instrumentation JACK CLEMENT & DALE STEVENS fraternity 911—the dog doctor/talking horses m- xol-a 4 fun 60s novelties Cincinnati AL “JAZZBO” COLLINS with LOU STEIN brunswick 80226—little red riding hood/three little pigs m- 5 Fifties hip narrations BILLY CONNOLLY [CANADA polydor 2058 652] d.i.v.o.r.c.e./cuckoo m- 6 his novelties are ALWAYS good… [UK polydor 2058 748] no chance (no charge)/it’s no gotta name m- small sol-a 5 [UK polydor POSP 201] tell laura I love her/song for yootha m- 8 a-side ANSWER talksong novelty TED COOPER ember 1105dj—nobody likes my voice/debbie vg+ 9 great midt r&roll novelty/midt TEENER with light group (not nov.) THE CORPORATION [CANADA barclay 30031] the cat/mam’zelle Lola m- 6 midt calypsodisco, minimal lyrics (suggestive)/mf disco THE COURTLAND iii jcp 1004—pig tail tale/early in the morning m- sol-a, b 5 folk, midt cutesy-kiddie novelty/mf folk (not novelty) BOBBY CRAIG palladium no number—have you got any pot, Nancy Reagan?/ghost of Christmas past m- 4 mf novelty/ms Christmas BERNARD CRIBBINS united artists 907dj—right, said fred/quietly bonkers m- wol, large sol-a 5 GREAT UK novelty talker DANA CRYDER garbled 1117—barbecue Spuds McKenzie/maybe someday…m- 4 mid novelty!/ms rock not novelty T. W. CURRY hazy-a no number—low down HERPES blues/more… m- 4 c&w CRAZINESS from Ann Arbor MI, early 80s DAVE & JESSE [bluuseye 1000, vg+ PS] dr. ruth/herpes roulette m- 4 slow novelty DOOWOP GROUP!!/mf modern rock novelty MIKE De CHICLO and the KRAZY KAYS drum boy 114—that’s amore/lazy river vg+ 5 UTTERLY INEPT (ON PURPOSE) versions of these RICK DEES///FRATERNITY BOYS [no-o-o budget 1681] attack of the fly/double shot (of my baby’s love m- 5 I have *NEVER* see any other copies of this, other than THIS tiny quantity, that I found in Davis, California in 1989! FLOUNDER DELRAY [aanco 58201, and M- PS] everything you’ve always wanted to know about Colorado that john denver forgot to tell you/ m- 4 one of my favorites of ALL answer records…ever, hilarious goof on John Denver LEO DeLYON and THE MUSCLKEMEN musicor 1001—Sick Manny’s gym/plunkin’ m- 5 midt, funny novelty/sax-guitar-drum Instr. DAVE De PAUL [GREEN WAX tournament #PRO 1, 2—the great international golf tournament m- 12 novelty dialogue etc. (Cold War) DICK “RICHARD” nsd 266—local swimmers disrupt baptism/a fine howdy do m- 4 midfast novelty a-side! D’MONNA [kong no number, m- PS-lyrics, #ol-a] hairy for you (same both sides, novelty) m- 6 midslow novelty DICKEY DOO AND THE DON’TS swan 4046—wabash cannonball/the drums of… m- 7 mf NOVELTY PARODY of western classic! EARLE DOUD presents KENNETH MARS [abc SPDJ-22 dj] “HENRY THE FIRST” 5 cuts from comedy album m- 6 J. DUCK * J.D. REVOLUTION [UK magnet #quack 1, m- PS] Jay Duck’s theme/(instr.) vg+ 5 midt disco Inst, with/without duck quacks MIKE ELLIOTT and BUD LATOUR rock-me 17140dj—rock me Jerry Lewis/the making of… m- 6 great mf novelty song and talker! parody of FALCO “Rock Me Amadeus” – Dr. Demento classic was often #1 for the week in late 1980s ELMO ‘N PATSY [oink 8451, m- Pic Cover, large woc-a, b] doomsday waltz (English/Russian) m- large wol-a, b +lyric sheet 5 THE FARM FACTORY [UK wind-up 01, m- PS] the gangland pig/the supergang m- 5 midt talksong novelty (Mafia pic)/mf FAST BUCK tear drop 3486—when the moon goes down on Medina Lake, I’ll be going down on you/best game in town m- 4 THE FOOLS [YELLOW WAX, emi america SPRO-9330 dj] psycho chicken (bleeped)/(clucked) m- 4 THE FOUR SCORES star-light 1005—busy signal/rattle-snake boogie m- 6 RARE Fifties novelty from Racine, Wisconsin STAN FREBERG: capitol F1356—john and marsha/ragtime dan m- 6 DEBUT 45, hard to find m-, 1951 F1711—I’ve got you under my skin/that’s my boy m- 5 F1962—tele-vee-shun’/Maggie m- 5 F2029—try/pass the udder udder m- “optional center” 6 F2279—the world is waiting for the sunrise/the boogie-woogie banjo man from Birmingham m- 6 F2596—St. George and the Dragonet/Little Blue Riding Hood m- 5 F2671—Christmas Dragnet (Part I, II) vg+ 4 F2677—a Dear John and Marsha letter/c’est si bon [[m- 5]] [[DJ m- 8]] F2838—point of order/person to Pearson m- 5 good spoof on McCarthy hearings of 1954 F2929—sh-boom/wide-screen mama blues vg+ 4 great parody! F3138dj—the lone psychiatrist/the honey-Earthers m- small sol-a, b 6 one of the scarcest Capitols F3249—the yellow rose of Texas/rock around Stephen Foster [[m- 5]] [[DJ m- 5]] F3396—the great pretender/the quest for Bridey Hammerschlaugen m- 5 F3480dj—heartbreak hotel/Rock Island Line vg+ 4 F3687—banana boat (day-o)/tele-vee-shun m- 5 F3815—wun’erful, wun’erful! (Part 1, 2) m- 4 great spoof on Lawrence Welk Show [PRO-731, 732 dj]] the Zazaloph family/the Puffed Grass commercial/elderly man river m- 7 [PRO 1812, 1813 dj]] pilgrim’s progress//yankee doodle go home (from “…Presents the United States of America”) vg 4 [EP, capitol 1-1101, vg+ Cover] “OMAHA!” faux Broadway insanity vg sol-a 5 [EP] the little bigger can/pop art and tomato paste +6 vg+ 30% label damage (flip) 13 RARE advertising record! capitol 4329—the old payola roll blues (side I, II) m- 4 capitol 5726—the flackman and Reagan! (Part 1, 2) vg 4 BATMAN-RELATED novelty 1966 THE GEORGE GARABEDIAN PLAYERS mark-56 805—Ma Fester/Fester’s tune m- 6 spoken Matt Dillon NOV/midt ragtime piano Inst. SONNA GIANOTTA abc 10308—the last blast of the blasted bugler/pain set to music m- 4 war novelty INSANITY/outsider flip! THE G-MEN [turkey 1001, m- PS] the garbage shuffle/the teachers twist m- 4 midt rap novelty/midt LES GOFF & THE RAVENS victoria 13531—bare ass beach/muscle control m- 5 JESSE GOLDBERG [ralph 1, m- PS] it’s Honeymooner time/happy birthday to me m- 5 80s great novelty tribute to classic TV show THE GOODIES [GERMANY hansa 16 012, vg+ PS woc on a-side] the funky gibbon/sick-man blues vg+ 6 midt novelties, disco/talker IRV GOODMAN whiz 607—colonel bogey/hava salami m- barely-noticeable storage warp play OK 5 coolly silly cover versions! GOODTIME WASHBOARD THREE fantasy 582—don’t blame the P. G. & E., pal/Oakland m- 6 re: nuclear power plants THE GOOF OFFS vance 101—sproul hall sprawl/goofin’ off vg+ a-side AUTOGRAPHED 10 midt, fun college novelty-parody/piano Inst. THE GRAND HIGH POTENTATES [unga bunga no #, m- foldover PS] baatman/psycho m- 5 slow psych novelty/redo Kittell LARRY GROCE [peaceable kingdom no #] TALL people mono/mono m- #ol-one side 5 PARODY – good novelty, recorded Live PHIL HARRIS and THE BELL SISTERS rca victor 47 4584—hambone/mama’s on the warpath m- 5 ROLF HARRIS epic 9780—five young apprentices/tie my hunting dog down, Jed vg+ 4 flip is insane answer to HIS OWN earlier hit TOM HARVEY win 90—how to grow hair/I lost my wedding ring m- 5 Indianapolis, A-side completely wacked-out midfast novelty song JIMMIE HEAP imperial 8325—when they operated on papa they opened mama’s male/wild… m- 6 good midt “old-time” novelty/ HEASH #1875] “if we…”/English class/lunch m- 6 (AUTOGRAPHED label) Star Trek novelties (he was actor in movie franchise) HERSH and CHIPKIN flush 1980—disco toilet/will you… m- 7 great novelty about TOILET JUKEBOX! This one’s cool BENNY HILL capitol 3272dj—ernie (the fastest milkman in the West)/ting-a-ling-a-loo vg+ 5 “Ballad of Irving” parody, wow CLIFF HOLLAND tops 267—the thing/to think… m- 7 early Fifties budget cover version, well done THE HOMBRES verve forecast 5076—am I high/it’s a gas m- coh 5 good midt novelty talkers-songs HOMER AND JETHRO: rca victor 48 -0404—oh babe/disc jockey’s nightmare vg+ (15% label damage A-side) 4 rare and early 47 5214—don’t let the stars get in your eyeballs/unhappy day vg+ 4 5280—(how much is) that hound dog in the window/poor ol’ koo-liger m- 5 6029dj—Mistere sandman/the nutty lady of shady lane vg+ sol-b 4 6374—love and marriage/this is a wife? (What is a wife) vg+ sol-a 4 6765—I’m my own grandpaw/mama from the train m- 5 7585—the battle of Kookamonga//Waterloo vg+ 4 7744—he’ll have to go/sink the Bismarck vg+ 4 HUDSON & PICKETT dore 924—sky high market – Part I, II m- 6 midt novelty “FRERE JACQUES” parody partly in falsetto, food prices! ILL REPUTE MUSTIC ep 140—“LIVE AT MYSTIC” 7 punk-hardcore cuts, including “fuck with my head” and “MONSTER MASH” m- 7 IMUS IN THE MORNING rca 48 1031dj—1200 hamburgers to go/reverend billy sol hargis vg+ 5 great!! THE INCREDIBLE BROADSIDE BRASS BED BAND poison ring 717dj—little dead surfer girl mono/mono m- #ol one side 7 dark Doowop RED INGLE capitol F1599—people are funny/pool m- 5 F1639—cigareets, whiskey, and wild, wild women/temptation (tim-tayshun) m- 1% label rip-b 5 all these 1952 novelties INTERLEWD [CANADA intestinal fanfare 3171895] gerbils in a blender/one soggy saga m- 5 JACK AND THE OP BIRDS diana 101—the op song/the dreamy… vg+ sol-a xol-b 5 midt jiver with “CHIPMUNKS” JOHNNY JAPES AND HIS JESTICLES [UK fulchester 1, m- HILARIOUS PS] bags of fun with buster/scrotal scratch mix m- 5 midt novelty song/flip talker (but dominantly avant-garde’ish Instr) PS fun cartoon art, guy schleps his balls in a wheelbarrow… THE HON. NICK JONES & IAN MACRAE [UK stiff #wed 1, m- PS] the ballad of Lady Di/3 minutes silence m- 6 royal wedding. Flip is creative novelty, old German Nazi in absurd conversation and he gets “owned” at the end… SPIKE JONES AND HIS CITY SLICKERS: rca 47 0180 [YELLOW WAX]—Old MacDonald has a farm/Mother Goose medley vg+ 5 47 2894—ya wanna buy a bunny?/knock knock vg+ 5 scarce, 1948 or 1949 2992—dance of the hours [WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE]/none but… m- 5 great parody 3126—Morpheus/Wild Bill Hiccup vg+ 4 3199—black bottom/doin’ the new raccoon m- 4 (from box WP 277) 3741—Chinese mule train/riders in the sky m- 5 GREAT two-sider; A-side likely my oldest memory of…ANYTHING 3912—yes! we have no bananas/yaka hula hickey dula m- 6 3939—molasses, molasses (it’s icky sticky goo)/baby buggy boogie m- 5 4011—tennessee waltz/I haven’t been home for three whole nights vg+ 4 4055—peteer cottontail/rhapsody from hunger(y) vg+ 4 4209—too young/so ‘elp me vg+ 4 THE NEXT FEW are “arbitrarily” placed here, all together… [EP rca EPA 277, vg+ Cover] the Charleston/Charlestono-mio +2 [[m- , vg+ Cover 5]] [[VG COVER ONLY 2]] [288, vg+ cover, soc-a] that old black magic/liebestraum +2 [415] William Tell overture/dance of the hours +2 [[vg+, Cover vg+ 5]] [[m-, Cover m- 9]] 440, Cover m-] Carmen (covers both sides of entire EP) m- 7 [BOXED SET, THREE RECORDS, rca victor WP 143box is vg] “the NUTCRACKER SUITE” records vg+ 5 Parts 1 through 6 [288, THREE RECORDS, box is vg] that old black magic/love in bloom/william tell overture/my old flame +2 m- 8 rca 47 4875—hotter than a pistol/hot lips m- 5 5107—I went to your wedding/I’ll never work there any more m- 6 5329—the boys in the back room/Lulu had a baby m- xol-a, b 5 5472—Dragnet/pal-yat-chee m- 6 5742—secret love/I’m in the mood for love m- 5 [rca victor EPA 5058, vg_+ Cover] cocktails for two/Chloe/William Tell overture/Hawaiian war chant vg 4 verve 2026—my birthday comes on Christmas/wouldn’t it be fun to be Santa Claus’ son m- 8 a rarer one… EP 2003 (no cover)—love & marriage/the trouble with pasquale/memories are made of this/16 tacos m- 6 If you order five or more Spike Jones items, TAKE $1 OFF the price for each that you order! HARRY KARI capitol F2392—yokohama mama/yes sir, that’s my baby m- 6 F3607—you’re a doity dog/the litvak square dance m- 6 a-side great HOUND DOG parody DONALD KEE [AUDIODISC HOME-RECORDING ACETATE] (untitled) vg 5 SPOKEN WORD, a story about rats from the 1940s!! Unique! KEVIN AND THE BLACKTEARS Kevin kat 117—angie lada/just for lust m- 5 “Mexican” novelty/midt PUNKISH about sex! EDDIE LAWRENCE coral 61168—old, old Vienna (Part 1, 2) m- his 1953(?) debut! 71713—the new philosopher/loco baseball m- 5 and, flip is goofy commentary, cool 61940—the visitor/fix your watch [[m- 5]] [[DJ m- 5]] 62070—the salesman’s philosopher/mother philosopher m- 5 62267—suburban philosopher/we sure had fun [[m- 4]] [[DJ m- 4]] 62298dj—the philosopher twist/the D. J. philosopher returns m- 5% label rip b-side 5 flip GREAT, about radio THE LEGENDARY RHYTHM BUTCHERS SAMPLER rhino 100—the butchers are back/endless sleep/misty +5 m- 5 goofy versions HOWARD LEVOTSKY [questionable taste 7844, vg mailing envelope, info on back] dead frogs/Jehovah Witness lady m- 7 lewd mf flip! JERRY LEWIS capitol F1740—I like it – I like it/I’ll tell a policeman on you vg wol-a, b 4 rare 1952 LOBSTER REPAIR tempe 4567—no stinkin badges/hot day… m- wol-b 8 PUNK-R&ROLL novelty C. W. LOOS sugar 91044—ode to Tiny Tim’s wedding/sixteen tons #3 m- 6 midt very-oddball novelty/midt PARODY T. E. Ford REGGIE LOPEZ and THE DETEERGENTS [musicor 1414dj, promo letter] mister big (oh, what…)/I think…m- 8 midt Muppet type-pollution HEIKKI LUNTA heikki 326—Heikki Lunta’s snow dance song/Heikki Lunta go away m- 6 rare Upper Peninsula Michigan SNOW novelties – HEIKKI LUNTA is the legendary Finnish snow god – ahd HELL YEAH they get a LOT of snow on the Keweenaw there! McKOOL [#001] the owl and the pussycat/cabbages and kings fast crude rock novelty/midt, 1985 MECHANICAL HORSETROUGH [UK kap 96, EP with AUTOGRAPH PS vg] dogshit on your shoes/Jeremy +2 m- 6 a-cut midt r&r novelty! GARY MELLIS…MAD DOG SOCIETY rotten rat 1020—they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa [ONE SIDED] rare cover version 70s! m- 7 MEN WITHOUT SADDLES [CANADA boogie stew 4554, m- PS] men without saddles (clean/”obscene” versions) m- 6 great midt Novty NAPOLEON PUPPY [ARGENTINA cbs 779] ellos me quieren llevar/trisagio… m- 25 They’re Coming to Take Me Away Ha-haaa SPANISH! NATIONAL LAMPOON banana 240--…presents the Watergate Tapes (doctored of course) starring Richard M. Nixon/ m- 8 [label 21 #202, mm- Title Slv] what were you expecting – rock ‘n’ roll?/perrier junkie m- 4 great THE NERVE paid 153—Abu Dhabi mono/mono(?) m- sol-a 6 [D: four for sale around $20] THE NEW SOCIETY BAND [YELLOW WAX lemon 2001] strangers in the night/laughing lady m- 5 SPIKE JONES TYPE insanity! 101 STRINGS ORCHESTRA a/s 4508—love at first sight/Nancy’s song A-side slow Instr. with RISQUÉ voicing! SHAD O’SHEA norman 521—hit record, part 2/shad’s tune vg- 5 NOVELTY, THE PITFALLS of recording studios!! fraternity 3372—y-tel presents/maybe the roses m- 5 INCREDIBLE parody on K-Tel late night ads (remember)?, serious flip (and, yes, he could ALSO “do serious” pretty well, too…) OVERTIME PRODUCTIONS [no #, with m- PS] high tech redneck/headin’… m- 5 1985 “newfangled” (at the time, lol) novelty THE PACK featuring NIGEL BENN [UK I.Q. 44237, m- PS] stand & fight/(the remix) m- 4 PANAMA RED [cemo 033dj, m- cartoon PS] panama flush stereo/stereo m- 6 when USA ended Panama Canal lease from Panama JOHN PATE & DICK HARDWICK [patwick no #] One day when you swing that skillet, my face ain’t gonna be there/Indiana… m- 4 JERRY PERCIO & SPARE PARTS [CANADA mercio 706801] wild thing/hip to be mayor m- 5 (Clint Eastwood in Carmel) AUTOG. sleeve PIERYMPLEZAK [acme music & storm door co. 1005, m- Pic Cover] the gooey duck song/ m- 13 NW first issue of Demento clam Nov. PINKARD & BOWDEN warner bros. 22987—Libyan on a jet plane/don’t pet the dog m- 5 two great sides! THE PLEASANTS pac 001—King Kong mama/Henry Mississippi vg wol-a, b 4 midtempos, folk novelty/rock, 70s THE POINT BAND point 0001—New Orleans’ AIRLINE HIGHWAY where Jimmys become Johns stereo/stereo m- 5 prostitution row DON POLING el dorado 201—subdivision blues (vocal/instr.) m- 5 good mf country novelty early 70s THE PUNSTERS [rosebud 604, m- PS] the do-it-yourself big hit record/jive in Jersey m- 8 midt music novelty/NJ puns, singing, etc. REVERAND NEEDMORE AND THE ALMIGHTY BUCKS prayola 101—the P.T.L. has gone to hell (so where do I send the money)/ m- 5 RHYTHM RATS glitch 1—I wanna spend the night with Vanna White//broken… m- 5 midt rock-r&roll novelty/ R. J. & THE CARVELLS rory 719—Ollie wotnot/the frog vg+ 10 RARE early 60s novelty r&roll ROWAN & MARTIN epic 10042dj—birds do it/hang on the bell, Nellie vg+ 6 fast novelties, at Laugh-In debut DON RUTHERFORD…EMOTIONALS finer arts 2010—skadawdawreetawrawskrawnskrillyawnskraw(Eskimo song)/ vg+ wol-a 5 fast nov. SOUPY SALES reprise 20041dj—hippy’s cha cha hips/white fang m- 4 great novelty, flip is midfast r&roll lotsa fun JERRY SAMUELS j. e. p. 1775—I owe a lot to Iowa pot/who are you to tell me not to smoke marijuana vg+ sol-a 12 great midt novelty! HERMAN SCHMERDLEY schmapitol 6—(Mother’s Day, Father’s Day tributes)/folsom prison blues m- xol-a 7 totally WARPED version! ALLAN SHERMAN [UK warner bros. EP 6127, m- Cover] “my son the celebrity” cuts (no one’s perfect +3) m- 4 JOHN SHUR caricature 104—I got caught in the washing machine (and I’m gonna twist all night)/mashed potato sue m- promo wol-a 16 great novelty, FIRST LABEL before Laurie! fast r&roll novelty/midt r&r novelty JOHNNIE SILVERS sims 111—tuff stuff/when love ain’t right m- 7 midt, r&roll talksong and drums-gui-sax/jiver, 1959-60 era LEE SILVERTON country beat 5564—gone bananas/what a way to go m- 5 good mf c&w novelty 60s/ THE SLIPPERY ROCK STRING BAND bummer 6996—tule fog/Sally brought him home m- 6 old-tyme novelty northern California JOHNNY SMITH…FOUR pam 17153—chief and his G. T. O./talking about the kin m- 14 rare and very strange novelty talkers early 60s? RICHARD SMITH [CANADA three trees 2601, m- PS] the Dryden song/let’s go fishing mf novelties NW Ontario: paper mill/sport THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS [mercury compact 33 stereo 7084] apples, peaches and cherries/sailor’s lament vg+ 4 BOB SPRINGFIELD [striker 2001] if we try/Harold’s super service m- 7 flip midt novelty ROCK with audience (live) Michigan 70s TOM STANKIS ransom 197, m- PS] existential blues/betty’s home cooking +1 m- 8 insanely-wordy Wizard of Oz novelty talker! THE STAR DRIVE PLAYERS rag baby 101—voyagew of the good ship undersized (Part I, II) m- 5 comedy sketch GREAT StarTrek parody RAY STEVENS mca 53661—I saw Elvis in a u.f.o./I used to be crazy m- 4 PAUL SUCHERMAN and the SUCHERMAN BROTHERS j & n 37610 01—none of the above/ m- 4 stereo/stereo, election novelty! BILLY THOMAS big 4 hits EP 100—female Hercules m- 9 50s topical novelty (also “whatcha gonna do now” midt light rocker w/break) THE THREE PHASES top hit tunes EP 10 1—yogi vg+ 4 cover IVY THREE song; also five NON-novelty songs various artists TINY TIM -- SOME ULTRA-RARE STUFF HERE, MANY I’VE SEEN ONLY ONCE EVER toilet 101—I ain’t got no money/alice blue gown m- 43 reprise 0802dj—great balls of fire/as time goes by m- 5 “A” actually GOOD r&roll mf, some falsettos/ms novelty! 0939dj—don’t bite the hand that’s feeding you/what kind of american are you? m- 4 bouquet 102—on the good ship lollipop/don’t take your love from me m- 8 GREAT, midt/slow vic tim 778—(whispering voices) the ballad of attica prison/prisoner’s song m- 73 THIS IS AUTOGRAPHED! both are very dark top billing 200—oh, oh those landlords/yummy, yummy pizza m- 37 midt/mf, one of his strangest! [UK polydor 2058 485—the happy wanderer/my nose always gets in the way m- 10 midtempos vo-do=de-o-do 101—do ya think I’m sexy?/feelings [with GARY LAWRENCE AND…] m-, promo insert, letter 23 clone 111 [with lyric sheets for both sides] I’m just a lonesome clone/I’m the one m- 34 narcissist flip! [METAL ACETATE kama sutra, handwritten information] I can’t help wondering/april showers m- 62 goofy/GREAT midt’s [solid brass 103, m- PS] tell me that you love me/comic strip man m- 14 (with PROMO SHEET insert) clouds 17—tip toe to the gas pumps/the hicky (on your neck) m- 5 copies of this are just…disappeared… ripete 277—tip toe through the tulips///DEREK cinnamon vg+ 5 both are MARGINALLY DIFFERENT from familiar versions! THE TRADE WINDS [TRINIDAD telco 3362] honey mooning couple/rum and calypso vg wol-a 5 mf, a-side RISQUÉ calypso TREES argus 300—let’s go streaking/just… vg+ 4 midfast rockish novelty 70s/ THE TRENIERS okeh 6932—poon-tang!/hi-yo silver vg+ wol, sol-a 6 midt jiver (R-RATED novelty)/ms “Honey Hush” jiver THE TRIANGLE PLAYERS king EP “KCI”—“THE ROYAL FAMILY” (“King” Richard, “Queen” Elizabeth) various sketches m- 5 THE TRIBESMEN Seminole 1282—Seminole/Josie Billie (the Seminole medicine man) m- 5 midt history-related (“serious” topical) TROG & WOODY [da kine 8501, m- PS, promo insert] hey, dude, let’s party (4:03/4:48 versions) midt new wave novelty (spring break?) DAVID TROUT turtleheads 1003—the television evangelism song/dirty songs in bars m- 4 T. TOMMY oak ridge 0001—you sure do wash a lot/one piece at a time m- promo wol-a 4 midt cheatin’ novelty FRIAN TUCK mercury 72684—alley-oop/sweet pea m- 15 midslow Psych-Rock redo of H. Argyles novelty hit!/ms novelty redo Rod DON TUCKER la shanna 001—elevator boogie blues/cleaning the bathroom blues m- 4 flip midt country novelty (housewife) SOPHIE TUCKER decca 233422—why go to Havana/no one woman can satisfy… vg+ #ol-a, b 5 light novelties, RISQUÉ FLIP, 1950-51 mercury 4005—my dream Part 1/Mister Segal m- 7 FLIP: Sophie gets knocked-up by him mercury music hall 4006—my dream Pt. 4/horse playing poppa vg+ 4 flip somewhat risqué mercury 5839—Max from the income tax/Sophie Tucker for president vg= 5 [EP mercury 3009, vg+ Cover, soc-a] Margie/nobody loves a fat girl +2 m- 5 [3149, vg+ Cover] vitamins, hormones and pills/inhibition papa/that certain business +1 vg+ 6 [3171, m- Cover] Mister Siegel/I’m living alone and I like it/make ‘em say please +1 m- 6 [mercury MH 1 x45, FOUR RECORDS, box is vg] never let the same dog bite you twice, my dream (parts 1 to 4) +4 m- 6 LEE TULLY [EP jubilee 5005, m- Cover] Essen/today I am a man +1 “COMEDY with LEE TULLY” ep m- 6 LEE TULLY///THE RICHIE BROS. jubilee 2036dj—“the other side of Lee Tully”///”BOTTOMS UP” comedy LP excerpts m- 5 JESSE LEE TURNER sudden 5105—the elopers (corrected to newly-weds??)/together m- also xol-a 9 midt Fem. r&r Novty/midt r&r 28 DAYS aml 20 20—got a bug in my hair mono/mono m- 5 FEM novelty 80s (Carib. Instr. +some talk) one side splattered with what looks like blood! It almost LOOKS INTENTIONAL, maybe all copies are like this? Interesting. TWO OF A KIND PLUS ONE [CANADA tip top 2082] the two little flies/cod liver oil vg+ sol-a 6 Fifties mf/midt novelties TYKE zounds 221—her gift of love/I love your body m- 10 midt, NOVELTY/rockish Instr. (her “GIFT” was V. D.!!) CLAY TYSON winley 246—the beatniks/the marching bedbugs m- 8 rare black standup comedy, 1960 era? [EP winley 254] get on board/sam cook/train station/Route 101 vg+ 7 more rare stand-up UNCLE SCOTTY& THE VOCAL CHORDS joker 001—virgin madonna (CENSORED/UNCENSORED versions) m- 5 UNCLE VIC partay 3141—space invaders/ode to Slim m- 7 ORIGINAL LABEL! only ever seen, I think twice by me? prelude 8015—space invaders/ode to Slim m- 5 great mf new wave novelty, arcade sounds, etc, very cool BROTHER GEORGE UNDERBRUSH lode 2002—green garden hose (part #1, #2) m- utterly demented and wacked-out comedy narration UNFORGETTABLES forget-me-not 101, m- Title Sleeve) Oh how I laughed when I think how I cried over you/my sweet Adair m- 5 [102, m- Title Sleeve] chums for fifty years/plunger Pete the gambling man m- 5 flip midt old-school novelty UNIVERSALS jest 101—you’d better believe it/the bug eyed cannibals m- 12 mf, TEENER/r&roll NOVELTY [UNKNOWN ARTIST] [BLANK LABEL – RED WAX] bunkey the monkey/??? vg+ 5 clearly 1950s [METAL ACETATE associated] jughead Jones [ONE SIDE ONLY] m- 11 midt according novelty song, looks Sixties?? [no info except titles] the Boy Wonder goes to Camp Sea-gull/the Camp Sea-gull twist vg 10 Batman & Robin story sketch/ mf r&roll Instru. guitar-drums-bass ONLY KNOWN COPY?? mystic no number—stickball/a bit of nostalgia (10th anniversary phone call) m- wol-a,b 6 unique flip UPTOWN COUNTRY [CANADA upr 751] v. a. i. b./olympix 76 m- 10 fast novelty (anti-inflation Board satire)/mf (Olympics tragedy) THE VAGABONDS viva 62 dj—hey Julius!/baby face McCall m- 6 midt Italian styled novelty/midslow novelty THE VAGABONDS///THE LINCOLNS abco 1001—Baby Face McCall///night drag midt novelty///midt R&R INSTRU. guitar-drum JOHN VALBY gemsbok 001—football man/175 m- 6 novelties, mf boogieish/fast JIM VALENTINE [ovation 6001, artwork Title Sleeve m-] superbat (Part 1, 2) m- 18 RARE novelty sketch Batman inspired VINCE VANCE & THE VALIANTS paid 109—bomb Iran/bye-bye… m- 4 VANITY FAIR brent 7067dj—Peter who? (Peter Pan)/salt water babies m- wol-b 7 ms Girl Group tribute/mf beach novelty MELVIN VAN PEEBLES atlantic 3039dj—eyes on the rabbit (3:33/5:06 versions) m- 5 strange spoken word, Black, 1974 LARRY VERNE [EP era 104 no cover] tres dias/Mistopher Columbus/beatnick/laundromat m- 7 THE VICTORS [EP top hit tunes 27 2A] beep beep m- 5 (and five other NON-novelty cover versions) VOCO RECORDS [PICTURE DISC, #606] laugh laugh phonograph/Yankee doodle vg+ 4 [PICTURE DISC #608] three blind mice/would you rather be an elephant vg+ 4 LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III [#0706, m- PS] Jesse don’t like it/T.S.D.H.A.V. m- 5 re CENSORSHIP and Sen. Jesse Helms WALDO, DUDLEY and DORA awful #PU 1—Grayson goofed!!!/the other side vg+ 6 utterly-wacked-out “Tom Dooley” absurd answer RUTH WALLIS monarch 3007—dear Liberace/the Pharaoh’s daughter-in-law m- 5 WCFL [Chicago radio station] [no number] “complete coverage of the complete coverage” (Part 1, 2) Chicago blizzard 1967 m- 7 MAE WEST 2mgm 14491dj—great balls of fire/the naked ape m- 7 sensual cover version mf r&roll/mf suggestive novelty! THE WILDCATS [EP top hit tunes 9-2] Alley-Oop (and five NON-novelty tracks) m- 4 CHICK WILLIS la val 873—mother fuyer/something to remember her by m- 6 venereal disease, yeah one will remember THAT lol “WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC [PICTURE DISC # zs7-2105 DJ] like a surgeon m- 22 has become ultra-rare YOGI YORGESSON capitol F1013—Mrs. Yohnson, turn me loose/nincompoops have all the fun vg+ 6 F1972—ya sure, please excuse me/don’t put off chasin’ women (until you’re too old to catch ‘em) m- 6 F2135 (optional center)—I’m gonna vote Republican/I’m gonna vote Democrat m- sol-b 6 THE ZANIES dore 978—turnin’ conservative/is there an echo in the joint? m- 13 midt/slow novelties – never “really” released! 1017—’87 politics, religion & sin (Part 1, 2) m- 10 slow Instru. with political novelty talkovers Z-92 The Rock [EP 8236, m- PS] HOUSTON various artists (4 cuts) include nuclear child (nukes), The Herpes Song m- 8 ANSWER RECORDS AND PARODIES TAMMY FAYE BAKKER [sutra 165, m- PS] the ballad of Jim & Tammy [HARPER VALLEY P.T.A.] m- 5 autobiographical novelty parody LUTHER BJERKE deltron 79042—that old dry lutefisk/jolly nincompoop m- autographed-a 9 mf SNOWBIRD parody/slow novelty BLIND WILLIE [quilty no #] Tehran homesick blues [WHITEWING BAND “Home With the Armadillo”] vg+ a-side AUTOGRAPHED 6 BLUNDER TOUGUE [s.f.t.r.i. 192, m- PS] long tall willie +3 [this cut LONG TALL SALLY, seriously strange punk answer] m- 7 GARY BOGGS & “F” TROOP need-a-T? 1—the battle of “NEWOILERS” (same both sides) m- 5 Houston football to JOHNNY HORTON SHIRLEY BOLT…CONTRASTS contrast 602—Georgy boy [GEORGY GIRL]/elephant stampede m- 8 flip fast r&r’ish Inst. sax-drum-org etc JOHNNY BOND republic 2008—“X-15”/the way a star is born m- 9 race moves to SPACE!/recording industry novelty song & talker EVERTON BONSWELL [JAMAICA revelation no #] without Christ/come home m- wol-b 9 early reggae, A-DE Humperdinck “…LOVE” DON BOWMAN [lardbucket no #] on the road too long (bleeped/UNbleeped) m- 7 mf novelty answer ON THE ROAD AGAIN CAROLYN BRADSHAW abbott 141—marriage of MEXICAN JOE m- 8 fast, with piano-bass break RAY BRADLEY [EP family library 1036] I let the stars get in my eyes m- 6 DON’T LET THE STARS GET IN YOUR EYES BUDDY BRENNAN QUARTET warwick 532—blue river rock m- 8 BLUE DANUBE WALTZ, two midt r&r Instru’s sax-piano-drum-bass BREWER & SHIPLEY buddah 154dj—rise up EASY RIDER/boomerang m- 7 midt answer to the song and/or the movie; ms flip “BROADWAY” #195 (artist not credited)—I shot MR. LEE (this cut is vg+ 4) fast girl group answer BOBBY BROWN pak 1313—falling from paradise [HALFWAY TO PARADISE]/dreamer m- #ol-a,b 6 midt teener-answer/midt Grp Ballad ROY BROWN king 4761—Fannie Brown got married/queen… m- 7 REPRO/BOOT mf jump (answer HIS 1948 “Miss Fanny Brown”) BRUCE AND THE BENCHWARNERS… championship 001—Raymond Berry’s Pats mono/mono m- 9 “McNamara’s Band” – PATRIOTS SMOKEY JOHN BULL avco embassy 4561dj—do me like you did before (EZ RIDER)/gotta… m- #ol-a, bv 7 midt rock answer/midt DORSEY BURNETTE mel-o-dy 113dj—cold, as usual/little acorn vg+ 9 midt/mf, flip TALL OAK TREE answer CAGLE & KLENDER klenco 8509—jump in the fire/ocean city girls [Calif. girls] m- 6 both great, rock, midt/CLEVER NJ or MD version ARCHIE CAMPBELL starday 600—root beer m- wol-a, b 8 WHITE LIGHTNIN’ JOHNNY CAMPBELL delta 1054—Sunday night in Houston m- 7 6 DAYS ON THE ROAD flip side label is AUTOGRAPHED LA RUE CANNON king’s music city 5044—you’ve…bye bye JOHNNIE B. GOODE m- 7 70s mf COUNTRY ROCKER! TOM CANTWELL osr 1—big bad Earl mono/stereo m- 6 BIG BAD JOHN, Earl Campbell of the Houston Oilers CAPITOL STEPS [no number, m- foldover PS] suburban drone [like a rolling stone]/talk like a dan [walk like a man] m- 5 sl/midt answers CAPTAIN RAT and the BLIND RIVETS [BLUE WAX pogo 004, m- PS] Cubs, Cubs, Cubs/SUGAR SUGAR m- 9 FUN, FUN, FUN JACK CARDWELL king 1269—dear John/you’re looking… m- 9 DEAR JOHN (Hank W.)/mf country with sax-bass break CATHY CARLSON united artists 507—I’m not cookin’ anymore [MY WIFE CAN’T COOK] [[m- 5]] [[dj m- sol-b 5]] midfast SCOTT CARPENTER pee jay 4012—take your team and shove it m- 8 JOHNNY PAYCHECK (anger that Colts moved to Indianapolis!) ALAN CARTEE groovy 101—let my fingers do the walking (I’m your TELEPHONE MAN) m- 6 risqué answer JOE CARTER blue jay 1101—JIMMY BROWN is back in town/wharf rat tale m- 9 […THE NEWSBOY]; flip spoken novelty! THE JIMMY CASTOR BUNCH drive 6271—bertha butt encounters Vadar (Part I, II) m- 6 TROGLODYTE PHIL CELIA tin pan alley 282—the red robin ain’t bobbin’ no mo’ m- sol-b 9 WHEN THE RED RED ROBIN… midt (rarely-answered!) CHEECH & CHONG ode epic 50471, vg+ PS] bloat on vg+ 5 FLOAT ON – FLOATERS THE CHERRYHILL TRIO capitol 4979—fluff (the velvet dragon) m- 7 PETER, PAUL & MARY (and flip is fast folk-bluegrass) ANNE CHRISTINE and… phonographics 102—Kitty up go vg+ 8 FIRST LABEL, midslow talker answer RED SOVINE MARTIN CIRCUS roulette 7177—mar-y-lene m- 8 BARBARA ANN (fast surf with group!) MICKEY CLARK [snake river music 1982, vg+ Title Sleeve]—THE BATTLE OF NEW ORLEANS 1983 m- 8 U. of Louisville basketball THE CLEVELAND BEAT [t. c. beat 612E01, with Insert] bad, bad Cleveland Browns m- 6 mf answer JIM CROCE CAROLE COBY epic 9711dj—memphis calling new york city [Chuck Berry – J. Rivers]/I just… m- 6 mf girl (kid) answer, good! BCEN COLDER m-g-m 13104—DON’T GO NEAR THE Eskimos m- 6 REX ALLEN “…INDIANS” 13444—MAY THE BIRD OF PARADISE FLY UP YOUR snoot vg+ …NOSE CANDY COLE musicor 1023dj—what’s for dessert? [mashed potatoes]/who do you take after? m- wol-a,b 5 both Dee Dee Sharp’ish, GG HOMER COLE fairdale no #, DJ] legend of a strike m- 6 midt bluegrass 60s, SIXTEEN TONS STAN Z. COLE [mars tour 1, m- PS, AUTOGRAPHED] and it was ice hockey (Side #1, #2) m- 7 WHAT IT WAS, WAS FOOTBALL BILL COLEMAN [robin red 003, m- PS] EVERYDAY with PEGGY SUE m- 9 midfast answer, AUTOGRAPHED LABEL a-side COMMODORE CONDELLO’S SALE RIVER… ramco 2003—pollen’s found a home in my nose vg+ 7 MAY THE BIRD OF PARADISE… CAJUN KEN COOPER res 1011—big bad bum m- AUTOGRAPHED a-side 6 BIG BAD JOHN New Orleans Saints COPPERFIELD inspiration 82481—the mighty Cleveland Browns vocal/instru. m- 6SINK THE BISDMARCK MORTY CRAFT…STRINGS [CANADA warwick 670] more wheels, cha cha cha vg+ 5 midt Instru. “WHEELS” CRESTS///FOUR DIRECTIONS popular request 108—you blew out the candles///tonight… m- 5 midt doowop “16 CANDLES” SIMON CRUM capitol F3270—a hillbilly deck of cards/ooh… m- 7 novelty parody recitation 4966—don’t be mad vg+ 6 mf DON’T BE CRUEL, though from 1963 MAC CURTIS shalimar `103—100 pounds of honey vg+ 9 mf country “LOUISIANA MAN” TUNE RIPOFF BERTELL DACHE united artists 290dj—not just tomorrow, but always m- xol-a 8 midt guy WILL YOU LOVE ME TOMORROW good redo GINO DANELLI [lee no #] AIN’T NO STOPPING US NOW - Tigers (ONE SIDED) m- 5 midt disco McFADDEN & WHITEHEAD CHRDIS DARROW///FRIZZ FULLER [pacific arts 103, m- PS] tan punks on boards/// m- 5 WHITE PUNKS ON DOPE (THE TUBES) CHRIS DAYHOFF day king 6401—the sage of John F. Kennedy mono/mono m- 7 BATTLE HYMN OF REPUBLIC talker with instru. FLOUNDER DELRAY rip off 58201—everything you always wanted to know about Colorado that John Denver forgot to tell you FIRST LABEL for this! m- sol-a 10 DECEIVOR kiderian 4532—electric barbecue/laughing all the way [ELECTRIC AVENUE-eddy grant] m- 8 BRILLIANT FOOD parody SHAY DENNIS beverly hills 8342dj—peppermint park m- 8 mf answer to CHERRY HILL PARK THE DETROIT BROTHERS (label not stated) hold on Illini’s comin’ mono/mono m- 7 HOLD ON I’M COMIN’ PATTI DEUTSCH rsvp 1127—ode to the Great Society m- 9 KID doing “ODE TO BILLIE JOE” parody JOE DI DODO [CANADA jet-records 69000] attsa my boy (vocal/instr.) m- 6 SHADDAP YOU FACE, therefore also novelty BARRY DOGUET jin 392—Mathilda finally came back home m- 6 mf French answer in the “MATHILDA” series RAMBLIN’ JIMMIE DOLAN capitol F2830—I’ll never go sailing again vg+ 8 midtempo 50s c&w I’LL SAIL MY SHIP ALONE RUSTY DRAPER mercury 71162—good golly (pretty Molly) m- 6 LITTLE RICHARD “GOOD GOLLY MISS…” mf jiver-r&roll DR. ELMO soundwaves 4842—on the phone again m- 6 mf, ON THE ROAD AGAIN Willie Nelson LORNA DUNE select 730dj—midnight joey [midnight mary]/I’m going with bobby m- sol/a-side 4 both midt teeners, nice FARRELL DUNKIN, THE CRAFTSMEN b and d 02—truth about Billy Joe m- 9 ODE TO BILLIE JOE OTTO DUNN delta 11551—ron and low taxes vg+ 6 LUCKENBACH, TEXAS (Ronald Reagan, parody) THE ELIGIBLES fable 608—little fire eyes (MR. FIRE EYES – Bonnie Guitar) m- 7 mf western MAUREEN ELKNER AND NORMIE [AUSTRALIA m7 #111] rak off, Normie!/Norman m-13 “NEWCASTLE SONG”/Sue Thompson NORMAN ELLIOT, WALKER & BENNETT “the 12 days of a _______________ Christmas” (FILL IN THE BLANK, as listed below) #1—Dallas Cowboy m- 4 #2—Oakland Raider m- 4 #3—Atlanta Falcon m- 4 #4—Pittsburg Steeler m- 4 #5—New England Patriot m- 4 #6—Buffalo Bill m- 4 #7—Philadelphia Eagle m- 4 #8—Los Angeles Ram m- 4 #9—Cleveland Brown m- 4 #10—San Diego Charger m- 4 THE EMPEROR current 111—I’m normal/the crossing game m- 10 THEY’RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY; “I crossed a ___ with…” jokes THE ENERGIZERS kef 4458—(save our energy) that’s what SIMON SAYS m- 8 mf of 1919 FRUITGUM CO. homer Escamilla SHERRI 608—THE BATTLE OF Chavez Ravine vg+ 8 DODGERS, “Battle of New Orleans” semi-answer MARTY EVANS coral 62251—the rockin’ rose of Texas m- wol-a 9 mf jiver, changed lyrics, to MITCH MILLER big hit THE FARINA BAND challenge 17323—Cleveland Browns rockin’ on the lake m- 8 [Seger OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL parody!] LARRY FINNEGAN ric 104 dj—DEAR ONE, part two m- sol-a, b 8 mf answer, flip is midt r&roll JOHNNY FISHER park ave. 125—tan dan vg+ wol-a 9 BIG BAD JOHN, midt, surfer novelty VANCIE FLOWERS pike 5921—six days a waiting vg+ xol this side 8 fast group r&roll-c&w, SIX DAYS ON THE ROAD THE FOUR CAL-QUETTES liberty 55549dj—I cried m- 9 ms (Jay & Americans SHE CRIED, rarely-answered song), flip midt teener THE FOUR SAINTS [CANADA astral 1001—BIG BAD Jane m- 12 midfast non-US BIG BAD JOHN FRED ZEPPELIN CANADA the major record label 9196] 13 tonnes m- 7 fishing rig novelty – SIXTEEN TONS THE FRESHIES [UK mca 725, m- PS] I can’t get “BOUNCING BABIES” by The Teardrop Explodes m- 7 oddball ms rock GABRIEL AND THE ANGELS swan 4133—the peanut butter song m- 8 ANSWER TO MARATHONS! FATS GAINES authentic 403—it’s tragic/my man is gone m- 10 ms blues-pop ANSWER “IT’S MAGIC”/slow r&b JACK GALE Trojan 101dj—high school DECK OF CARDS m- 10 FRANK GALLOP [musicor 1191, m- PS] THE son OF IRVING m- 8 THE BALLAD OF IRVING GAMMA GOOCHEE colpix 786dj—(you got) the gamma goochee/I’m gonna buy me a dog m- 13 good midt r&r/WALKING THE DOG ans DON GANT hickory 1317dj—high hoss baby m- 13 HIGH HEEL SNEAKERS mf r&rollish-country CHRIS GANTRY rca victor 47 8908dj—Nashville memoirs No. 1 m- 8 BLATANT c&w ripoff “Subterranean Homesick Blues” WALLY GANYON [CANADA solar 310] assassination of DISCO DUCK m- 12 rare non-USA anti-disco insanity THE GEORGE GARABEDIAN PLAYERS mark-56 818—the little burro m- 17 RARE “BEEP BEEP” PARODY!! DAVE GARDNER decca 30627dj—slick slacks vg+ sol-a 8 ms r&roll answer BLACK SLACKS, guitar-drum-clapping break GARMENT DISTRICT united artists 50764dj—hot pants mono/stereo m- 8 SHORT SHORTS: midt girl group +Jr. Walker type Instru.! ROBIN GARRETT mutual 510—Ringo’s revenge m- xol-a 8 female midt, “RINGO” LORNE GREENE EDDIE GEE and the FOUR SKINS lost cause 200—chapel of cream cheese m- 8 acappella doowop novelty CRYING IN THE CHAPEL! FRANKIE GEE channel 101—MIXED UP SHOOK UP boy m- 7 mf disco, PATTI & EMBLEMS “…GIRL” THE GEEZINSLAW BROTHERS capitol 2184—sugar/boney and claude m- 5 hilarious redo HONEY/BCALLAD OF BONNIE & CLYDE J. GEILS BAND atlantic 2784dj—homework (ain’t gonna do it baby)/first I look at the purse m- 9 a--TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOMEWORK THE GENERIC BAND [generic 1, m- PS] the ballad of headlands beach m- 12 Euclid Beach Band THERE’S NO SURF IN CLEVELAND GENTLEMAN JIM jerden 732—sharonsoul searchin vg+ wol-a, b 11 LOUIE COME HOME midt doowopish crude group/ms drum-gui 60s BRENDA GEORGE mesa 101—I’m not trying to make you pay vg+ 10 ORIGINAL LABEL, to Z Z Hill “DON’T MAKE ME PAY FOR…” soul RICHARD GERBER suspicious 101—watchin’ the dawgs/tailgatin’ m- wol-a 9 midt funk-soul WALKIN’ THE DOG/midt boogie STEVE GIBSON…CAPS band box 325—no more/peppermint baby vg+ 10 fast r&rolls, flip THE PEPPERMINT TWIST THE GIGOLOS sunnyside 3104—bob-a-loop song fast r&roll MEXICAN HAT DANCE VG+ 8 THE GIRLFRIENDS pioneer 71833dj—four shy girls (in their ITSY BITSY TEENIE WEENIE YELLOW POLKA-DOT BIKINIS) m- 18 rare girls JERRY GLENN rca victor 47 5491—TOO young TO CUT THE MUSTARD n0 7 darn-cool country 1953-4 JOHNNY GOLDEN warner bros. 5660dj—hoopieangel on earth m- 7 midt HANG ON SLOOPY/mf light 60s THE GOLDWATERS green leaf 101—the ballad of Bobby Baker m- 12 M. T. A. – guy who was kicked out of Congress JOSE GONZALES-GONZALES liberty 55770dj—tacos for two/pancho claus TEA FOR TWO/THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS [apache 104, m- PS] tacos for two/Pancho Claus m- 10 midt/ms, TEA FOR TWO/TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS PEDRO GONZALES-GONZALES Pamela 202—geev me a home (where my burro can roam)/she’ll be comin’ round the Sierra m- 10 GOOFY PARODIES: HOME ON THE RANGE, SHE’LL BE COMIN’ AROUND THE MOUNTAIN MORRY GOODSON pax 101—Napoleon of Texas (ONE-SIDED) m- 10 YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS, adapted to L. B. J. THE GOODTIMERS epic 9484dj—it’s twistin’ time/twistin’ train m- wol-b 11 mf r&roll-R&B group, both! a—PONY TIME answer THE GOOFERS coral 61548—twenty one vg+ tol-a, b 8 “SEVENTEEN” BOYD BENNETT 61650dj—tear drop motel/tennessee rock n’ roll m- 14 HEARTBREAK HOTEL goofy answer, mumble voice, etc./mf jiver THE GOOSE ISLAND RAMBLERS cuca 1184—Oscar’s cannonball/Mrs. Johnson (turn me loose) m- 10 Wisconsin “WABASH CANNONBALL” adapted to dairy farming! flip also fun novelty RAMSEY GORDON tahoe 2530dj—down in the cellar/I’m from New Orleans vg+ wol-a, b 8 midt UP ON THE ROOF/midt doowopish r&r EDDIE GORODETSKY TOM COUCH [415 no number dj] wop music m- 16 RARE! POP MUSIC, by the group named simply “M” GRANDMA GEE GEE & CLIFTON CHENIRE crazy cajun 811dj—just keep on scratching vg+ 10 Slim Harpo SCRATCH MY BACK zydeco THE GREAT PRETENDER columbia 41358dj—ALL OVER AGAIN, again m- wol-b 7 Johnny Cash humorous answer GREEN JELLY zoo entertainment 14113—anarchy in the U. K./green jelly… m- 11 midt PUNK PARODY Sex Pistols/midt metal punk ANDY GROSS and the NATIONAL PRODUCT hose 009—duke of oil [[m- wol-a 5]] [[m-, PS m- 11]] DUKE OF EARL, ms group LALO “PANCHO LOPEZ” GUERRERO [L & M 1000] Pancho Claus/pound dog vg+ 26 NIGHT BEFORE C./HOUND DOG, flip mf r&roll real 1302—my Rosita from Texas/Pancho rock m- 9 midt, YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS parody/r&roll-jiver BILLY GUITAR midnight sun 11—big nick/rockin room twist vg wol-a 9 BIG BAD JOHN: Khrushchev/r&r Instru. mf guitar-drum surf JOHNNY GUNN warner bros. 5191—Joan y Marie (JOHN AND MARSHA)/it only laughs when I hurt m- 12 flip midt BEATNIK novelty GLORIA GUNTHER arch 1610dj—move on out/your love reminds me vg+ 20 fast YAKETY YAK r&r with break/ms Doowop group; - r&b GENE GWIZDALA & ORCH. luck’s 1006—she’s the one for me m- 7 TOO FAT POLKA LINDA HALL [cuca 1044, vg+ PS, lyrics on back] you don’t have a WOODEN HEART m- 23 RARE with PS, Wisconsin answer Joe Dowell BILL HICKOK…FINAL FOUR star burst 21685—buh-buh-basketball/WRVR – all morning long m- 5 BOBBIE SUE/ALL NIGHT LONG BILL HICKOK & ROCK BOTTOM star burst 902—(go Tigers go) bubbuba-basketball/ode… m- 4 Oak Ridge Boys again; MEMPHIS both LUKE featuring THE 2 LIVE CREW luke 98915—banned IN THE U.S.A. 4:24/4:27 versions (huh?) m- 5 Springsteen BORN… this was a great same-tempo rap song, protesting PMRC censorship and warning labels, etc. in 1990 era Congress hearings GEORGIA LYNN challenge 59220dj—SUGAR SHACK queen [jimmy gilmer]/I want to talk to you vg+ 5 flip slow r&r ballad New Orl. hint LARRY RAND [fiction 95, m- PS] dust up his nose [DUST IN THE WIND]/Skokie blues m- 6 hilarious cocaine parody/tongue-in-cheek bashing PATSY C. SHARP tri-state 1926—cherry hill P. T. A./Lara m- 5 good Memphis HARPER VALLEY P.T.A. parody THE SLIGHTLY TWISTED DISAPPOINTER SISTERRS rox 423—I’m a beaver believer (leave it to beaver) vocal/I. m- 4 MONKEES parody EFFIE SMITH eee cee 100—HARPER VALLEY P. T. A. gossip/the natural m- 4 soul answer to Jeannie C. Riley JOEL SONNIER lanor 581—THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO New Iberia m- 6 good cajun-zydeco Charlie Daniels answer-parody MARC STEWART columbia 42281dj—no, you’re not the fool [brenda lee FOOL #1]/paul revere o’malley m- promo wol-b 4 [UNKNOWN ARTIST] [TEST PRESSING] we’re sick of the Jacksons (vocal/instr.) m- wol-b 24 “JACKSON” absolutely no listings! THE WAMPUS CATS [psykorok 701, m- PS] great balls of taxes m- 6 GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, about JLL’s delinquent taxes woes! COLLY WILLIAMS ry-an 501—you know I’ll love you tomorrow [SHIRELLES big hit]/oh what a love [[vg+ 5]] [[DJ vg+ 5]] mf answer/r&r JERRY “WILDNESS” WILSON [wildness 0001, m- PS] the battle of Trip-o-li m- 5 1980s mini-war BATTLE OF NEW ORLEANS parody LINK WRAY polydor 14256dj—I got to ramble mono (#ol)/stereo m- 5 “dedicated to the memory of Duane Allman” RAMBLIN’ MAN “WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC tk 1043—ANOTHEER ONE rides the bus/gotta boogie m- 5 …BITES THE DUST (Queen)/great booger novelty BEATLES NOVELTIES THE BON BONS coral 62402—what’s wrong with ringo?/come on baby vg+ 6 GG ’64, A-side “she loves you yeah yeah yeah” in it THE JAMELLS crosley 350—the beatle march/tears of joy m- 5 Girl Group, midt Beatles novelty/midt teener-r&roll BREAK-IN RECORDS (BUCHANAN & GOODMAN/DICKIE GOODMAN STYLE) ALBIA ENTERTAINMENT CO. farm out! 001 (with m- Title-Pic card) the last great debate m- 4 Iowa 1980s, never distributed well DAVE BARRY WITH SARA BERNER rpm 469—out of this world with flying saucers part I/II NEVER PLAYED! 5 (from 1956-57 era, rare) JOE BEE stop 402—trip to Moscow mono/mono m- 6 RARE 70s, uses country (FINAL COPY as a number of these are…) BEN BLUE///AARON PLANE mark-x 8007—the chariot race///the flight vg+ 5 1960, time machine to Rome/Kitty Hawk! ALBERT BROOKS asylum 45259dj—party from outer space (featuring phony hits)/phone call to Americans m- 4 BUCHANAN AND GOODMAN luniverse 102—buchanan and goodman on trial/crazy vg+ 4 108—the flying saucer goes west/saucer serenade vg 4 travels, yes, to the Old West comic 500—flying saucer the 3rd/the cha cha lesson vg 5 I CONSIDER THIS THEIR BEST but, well…that’s me, lol. Nov. vlip CREEP niXXXon 1976—convention ‘76/revolution ‘76 DAN THE MAN dan the man 18467—high priced gasoline ‘90 DICKIE G. AND THE DON’TS asi 1013—rocky and the angel/pug… m- 4 Farrah Fawcett goes into the ring with Rocky! DOO RON RON eureka 100 (with repro article insert)—O. J. on trial (top 40 mix/oldies version) YES, TWO VERSIONS! m- 5 [101, with repro newspaper article insert], RED WAX] O. J. meets The King/O. J. country m- 5 O. J. SIMPSON 1994 DICKIE GOODMAN rori 602-- Berlin top ten m- 6 twirl 2015 DJ—James Bomb/seventh theme (flip is instr.) ,- 26 extremely rare! montage 1220—hey, E. T. (1:55)/the ride of Paul Revere m- 5 BOTH are break-ins extran 601—hey, e. t. (2:01)/get a job m- 5 a-side break in, FLIP FAST DOOWOP REDO! shell 711dj—election ‘84/Herb’s theme HORACE DeBUSSEY JONES stachitananda 1 (with lyrics sheet)—the O. J. Simpson show (Part 1, 2) m- 5 some comedy, some B-ins JIM LAGO [private pressing no #] the year of the Lobo’s (mono/mono) m- 5 good late 70s, Longview, Texas high school football JEFF LEVINE [EP chip 2501] the interview/(wyatt burp meets) silly the kid/a new Mr. president/san clement…m- 4 have blue, green wax LOKO fun-e-bone 3829—the Water-gate report/loko music (instr.) m- 5 Man, these are getting on HALF A CENTURY ago, now! LORIS and SCHULMAN [so-char no #] the Broad Street bullies m- 5 Philadelphia early 70s THE MAD MARTIANS satellite 45 1—outer space looters No. 1, 2 vg+ 11 a better one among the Fifties – from Oklahoma City!! JOHN McCARTY [the record shop no #] Lobos #1 m- 5 another good Longview high school football late 70s! store was in Tyler. “BANANA” JO MONTIONE WFIL 1001—cakewalk to the Cup (3:30, 4:32 versions) m- 5 Phila. Flyers hockey, 1975 BILL NEALE for 444—“strike” long ball/same m- 4 ($4, because record number is 444…) the baseball strike in the 1980s THE NEWSHOUNDS ragun #BONZO 001 [MARBLED WAX light blue] the press conference (1-SIDED) I still remember, this was about Ronald Reagan’s inauguration, and this came out like JUST FOUR DAYS later… m- 6 RICHARD M. NIXON [label not stated, 1973] “THE ALTERED NIXON SPEECH”/(flip is the original material) m- 6 POPULAR DEMAND [crunch no #] 400 mile gas line mono/mono m- 5 SECOND GAS CRISIS ’79, issued by WEAM Radio Wash. DC GEOFFREY SCOTT scottown 1001—sooner football ‘75/same m- 4 1003—super sooners/cowboy-mania m- 4 football middle 70s, by Oklahoma/KS radio DJ SUSAN SMITH dynamic sound 502dj—a letter from Susan (mono/mono) vg+ wol-a, small sol-b 6 Buchanan & Greenfield prod. SPACE MAN chess 1789—man in orbit vg+ 9 good pre-Beatles (flip “Blast Off” good rock & roll Instru.) STEEL, JAKE AND JEFF peach-mint 6075—the impeachment story/heavy steppin’ m- 6 but Nixon resigned first; FLIP soul Instru. SUPER STU/ALLEN DENNIS…DISCO TURKEYS brown dog 0-16—the great debate/lonely lady m- 4 flip not break-in LEE TULLY flair-X 3007—around the wood with elwood pretzel (Side 1, 2) m- 8 uses Elvis Presley songs! WHITE CLOUD tammy jo 0002—paper caper/the paper caper shaper, fly-by-knight m- 4 Watergate` GAY AND HOMOSEXUAL (ALL ASPECTS - Document 6f…many have been moved to PART TWO Docu. 5f, check that out!) BEN GAY [elm 103dj WITH PROMO INSERT] the ballad of ben gay/silly savage serenade m- 4 (flip is soul instru.) 1973 MEL SMITH [UK mercury #MEL 1, m- PS] mel smith’s greatest hits/richard and joey m- 5 GAY FLIP slow Tiny Tim type vocals THE TEDDY BOYS [CANADA wea 101180, m- PS, lyrics on back] he only goes out with boys/valentino m- 5 excellent mf rock TINY TIM true 109—I’m gonna be a country queen/I ain’t no cowboy (I just found this hat) m- 6 THE TRAVELIN’ MAN SINGS [EP, #103] 8 cuts; queer song #1 and queer song #2 are gay m- 9 most songs risqué to X-rated [UNKNOWN ARTIST] TEST PRESS NO INFORMATION #u-20532—(“Johnny wears a dress, and he’s not the man…”) m- wol-a 5 mf rock united record pressing (no #, no information) TENTATIVE TITLES: closet case cowboy/truckin’ song m- 5 FOLK, early 70s? VENUS AND THE RAZOEBLADES [UK spark 1153] I wanna be where the boys are/dog food m- 8 KIM FOWLEY involvement RUTH WALLIS [calypso party no number, m- Title Sleeve] de gay young lad/salty fish, aki rice m- 6 RARE 1982 release, A-side is gay STEVE WRIGHT [UK mca 925, m- PS] the gay caballeros (the story so far…)/shut up m- 6 GREAT! storysong and talker ELVIS PRESLEY NOVELTIES AND TRIBUTES LALO GUERRERO [MESICO columbia 3980] elvis perez/ vg+ wol-b 8 great TRIBUTE original Fifties release, ranchera fun! MOJO NIXON enigma 75036—“(619) 239-K.I.N.G./Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two-headed love child m- 4 Elvis/GREAT novelty MARLENE PAULA regent 7506—I want to spend Christmas with elvis/once more it’s Xmas m- 6 BOB RICVERS COMEDY CORP. [critique 99263, m- PS] a message from the King/the twelve PAINS of Christmas m- 4 great! x2 THE SERIOUS BROTHERS tunetown 101—it’s another joyful Elvis Presley Christmas stereo/stereo m- 4 SPACE EXPLORATION, ASTRONAUTS, SPACE SHUTTLES, THE COSMOS… CHEEK & TONG PLAYERS gesundheit 0000—theme from Star Crazy/the light before Christmas m- 4 combination of Star Trek and Star Wars influence, zaniness, goofy conversations, puns, etc. KEN RICHARDS jay-tee 3—the tale of John Glenn/a happy… m- 5 midt tribute storysong, from 1960s TOMMY N. TUCKER ]tire kingdom no number, ONE-SIDED] spirit of the Challenger m- 5 slow tribute to the tragedy [UNKNOWN ARTIST] [METAL ACETATE with 213-Calif. area code] on our way to Mars/once…vg+ 10 kinda-cool midt pop from 60s JOHN VALBY mercury 73264dj—the rocket ship song/respond… m- 6 mf PSYCHISH light/slow, late 60s MIKE VanDELL [Sirius 86502, newspaper article repro & lyrics] pioneers of outer space/I’m in… m- AUTOGRAPH a-side 6 Challenger SPORTS RECORDS: THIS INCLUDES THE “FRONT *and* BACK OF THE ALPHABET” OF MY baseball 45s collection. HANK AARON [lord & king assoc. 1087, with vg+ batting manual book, good photos] “your turn in the box (part 1, 2) m- 14 how to bat ABBOTT AND COSTELLO EMPTH PICTURE SLEEVE ONLY for “Who’s On First?” which issue of this, not specified, so…any? m- 2 [label not attributed, TEST PR., #AC 100] who’s on first/how to beat the horses [[ vg+ 4]] [[m- 8]] 60s or late 50s JON ADELSON TRIO fleetwood 4582—red sox/and I’ll sing m- 5 ms to midt Boston baseball cheer song/fast country, male grp, 60s UREL ALBERT [all pro 105, m- PS] ode to the Big Red vocal/instru. m- 4 UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA FOOTBALL RICK ALEXANDER embee 1002—hail giants/win, giants, win vg+ 5 RARE Fifties, from Brooklyn era MEL ALVEY’S DETROIT TIGERS DIXIELAND BAND [great lakes no #, vg+ PS, sticker a-side] oh it’s a lot of fun to go to a ball game//roundin’ third headin’ home Ernie Harwell introduces, J. P. McCarthy of WJR sings!/instru. m- 7 FRANK ATKINS a & a all star no number—cincinnati’s rose (vocal/instr) m- sol-a 5 midt rare tribute, light group “BABE RUTH WORLD SERIES” Anderson 103 [ONE-SIDED] (three short midtempo songs) m- 6 1965 event in Anderson, Indiana BALTIMORE ICE SPORTS, INC. [#113] baltimore clippers ice hockey song [ONE-SIDED] m- 5 ERNIE BANKS///WANNA BAND [wanna 45814, vg+ foldover PS] teamwork///ernie’s tune (flip instr.) m- 5 “BASEBALL’S SECRET LANGUAGE” [Air Lines EP no #, from 1950s] Stan Hack, interviewed by Joe Garagiola/Paul Richards, interviewed by Ernie Harwell m- 23 RARE! unique?? BIG BOB AND THE DOLLARS globe 400—gordie howe/you m- 8 mf hockey tribute/mf flip, 1960 era “BIG TIME BARONS” [barons EP no number] big time barons [band, hand clapping, vocal versions - ONE SIDED] m- 6 Cleveland hockey CAPTAIN STUBBY & BUCCANEERS drum boy 121—let’s go go go White Sox/the old ball game m- (and large promotional insert!) 13 CARL & BRENDA country Detroit 101—go Bird go mono/stereo m- 5 Tigers (Mark Fydrich, pitcher) tribute 70s HARRY CARAY churchill 7714—take me out to the ballgame/na na hey hey (kiss him goodbye) m- wol-a, b 6 CHICAGO CUBS: midt disco version! adapted lyrics/same tempo as Steam with Cubs inserts KEN CARLYLE Inglewood 133222—when you were Mickey Mantle and I was Stan the Man m- 5 SISTER WYNONA CARR specialty 855—the old ball game/I know by faith m- 8 SPIRITUALS, a-side based on baseball metaphors! JON CARROLL AND METRO sevagram 5010—we’re the Orioles/you’re… m- 5 CARMEN CASANOVCA egi 1115—I wanna be a Yankee/boys… m- 7 mf new wave, but NOT “I wanna be sedated” parody CASH, BOWA, SCHMITD… [grand prix 207, vg+ PS] Phillies fever/dancin’ with the Phillies vg 7 RARE, mf disco TERRY CASHMAN [lifesong 45086, m- PS, photo of these three] talkin’ baseball (Willie, Mickey and The Duke)/it’s easy… vg+ 4 [45087dj, Casey Stengal PS m-] baseball (America’s national pastime)/Willie, Mickey and… (talkin’ baseball) m- 5 [4509, m- PS with John Denny, Mike Schmidt pictures] talkin’ baseball (baseball and the Phils)/baby… m- 5 [45097, m- PS with Dave Righetti, Dave Winfield pictures] talkin’ baseball (the Bambino, the Clipper, and the Mick) m- 5 [45098, m- green Title Sleeve “for Dodgers fans”] talkin’ baseball (forever Dodger Blue)/baby… m- 5 [45099, m- green Title Sleeve, no specific team logo) talkin’ baseball baseball and the Tribe) Cleveland Indians version m- 5 [45100, m- green Title Sleeve “for Rangers fans”] talkin’ baseball (Buddy, Sunny and The Scoop) Texas Rangers version m- 5 [45101, m- green Title Sleeve “for Reds fans”] talkin’ baseball (baseball’s Red Machine) Cincinnati Reds version m- 5 [45102, m- Title Sleeve “for Giants fans”] talkin’ baseball (Giants by The Bay)/baby… m- 5 [45102, m- Ps, orange with LARGE Giants logo] talkin’ baseball (Giants by The Bay)/baby… m- 4 [45103, m- green Title Sleeve “for Tigers fans”] talkin’ baseball (the Motor City team) Detroit Tigers version m- 5 [45104, m- green Title Sleeve, no specific team logo] talkin’ baseball (baseball and the Cubs) m- 6 [45105, vg+ green Title Sleeve “for Orioles fans”] talkin’ baseball (baseball and the O’s) Baltimore Orioles version m- 5 [45105, m- PS with Cal Ripken Jr., Eddie Murray pictures] talkin’ baseball (baseball and the O’s) Baltimore Orioles version m- 5 [CANADA a&m 703, m- PS “10th Anniversary” – lyrics on back] talkin’ baseball (10 years with the Jays] m- 8 TERRY CASHMAN///DION [REISSUE collectables 3569] Willie, Mickey and The Duke/I used to be a Brooklyn Dodger m- 4 THE CAT TRACKS BAND we love our Louisville Redbirds (vocal/instru.) m- 5 a rarity, Minor Leagues baseball record RON CEY [long ball no #, m- PS with pictures of him] third base bag/one game at a time m- 14 DODGERS WAYNE CHAMPION swac 3394—spree of ’83 (vocal/instru.) m- 5 Chicago White Sox CHANTEURS DU MONT-ROYAL [CANADA flair 9002] our Expos (vocal/instru.) m- 5 CHANTILLY mecca 0010—Charlie Hustle (vocal/instru.) m- 7 mf female disco, PETE ROSE tribute “CARONDELET RECORDS” 102—baseball player/my… m- 4 CHASIN’ DREAMS [no number] we love you Baltimore Birds 2:56, 3:29 versions m- 7 fast soulish rock ‘79 THE CHEAT LAKE BAND alanna 582—how ‘bout them ‘EERS! (vocal/instru.) m- 5 U. OF WEST VIRGINIA “CHICAGO WHITE SOX FAN APPRECIATION DAY” –Evatone flexidisc with vg+ 7UP sleeve] September 26, 1976 – four tracks m- 5 CLEVELAND INDIANS [#004010, m- Peaches/Indian Fever PS] Indian Fever (mono/mono) m- 7 rare, from 1980 ROCKY COLAVITO [on Auravision laminated paper record, good photo of him as Detroit Tiger] vg+ 5 stats on back like baseball cards COLUMBIA “PLAYTIME” RECORDS – [RED WAX] [with vg PS, his picture – RARE!] YOGI BERRA – catching m- 13 [with vg+ PS, his picture] RED GARVER – pitching m- 9 [with vg+ PS, his picture] RITCHIE ASHBURN – base running m- 11 COLUMBIA SPECIAL PRODUCTS [CSM 1020, m- PS] “a day to remember – June 8, 1969” (Side one, two) m- 7 Yankees history TONY CONIGLIARO penn-tone 25—why don’t they understand/playing the field m- 8 RARE local Boston releases 26—limited man/please play our song m- 10 (unlike #25, this did NOT go on to an RCA release) COSTA & CHYPS stature 3801—Detroit city cats (vocal/instru.) m- 5 about TIGERS and LIONS teams, both (cats, yes) COUNT BASIE and… [rca victor 47 2990] did you see Jackie Robinson hit that ball?/ vg 9 ultra-rare late 1940s original COUNTRY OUTLAWS bolero 1006—country singing soul boy/baseball boogie m- 7 (protest talker)/Hank Aaron boogie midfast THE CRAFTSMEN scout 435dj—let’s go Angels/the baseball song vg+ midt “fight song” for California team/midt “take me…” ANSWER CRIMSON CROUT musical arts 720—since Brooklyn loved the Dodgers/redneck… m- 5 WINFRED CROWSON american sound 1972—ode to the Razorbacks mono/mono m- 6 Arkansas midfast c&w “WABASH CANNONBALL” CUZZIN’ LARRY &… rocket 67516—go get ‘em Phillies/oh… m- 5 from late 60s? DADDY WAGS & THE BENCHWARMERS [satyagraha no #] run Cleveland run/Westside Willie vg+ 5 Cleveland Indians JOEL DALY and THE SUNDOWNERS flying anchor 1004—wait ‘til next year/son… m- xol-b 5 Chicago Cubs early 80s or late 70s THE DAUGHTERS perception 547—do it Henry (a song for Hank Aaron)/instrumental) m- 9 midt girl group FUNK JODY DAVIS, LEON DURHAM… pr 6—men in blue/good ol’ time tonight m- 5 CHICAGO CUBS players sing! BILLY DEE & THE SOUTHSIDE ALLSTARS lyrical 3034—crazy Braves/Atlanta in the spring m- 5 midf country rock/ JESS DeMAINE Thurman 92579—plahing catch The Babe stereo/stereo m- 5 1979 Babe Ruth tribute BUB DESKIN [fanfare 802 01, m- promo letter] Wild Bill’s fight song/the tale of Wild Bill m- 6 BALTIMORE ORIOLES JOE DI MAGGIO [capitol 54-30126] little Johnny Strikeout (SIDES 1 & 4 ONLY) vg+ part of set; rare 1949 WILLIE DIXON’S CHICAGO ALL STARS [yambo 777-20]that last home run/all star boogie m- 7 mf boogie-soulish/different Inst. mf THE DODGERMEN with BOB MITCHELL milt jim 1001—the Dodger’s song/Dodger calypso m- 6 early or middle 60s JOHN FRIGO [universal 76936, vg+ Title Sleeve] Chicago Cubs song (Inning 1, 2) m- 5 DON DRYSDALE [reprise 20162dj, vg+ PS] giver her love/one love m- 8 TOMMY DURDEN [D 1076] THE BEE (that won the baseball game)/deep… m- #ol-a, b 7 fast novelty talker western swing/midt WAYNE EDMONDSON [shore line 05 A, B, C, D – TWO RECORDS, vg+ Gatefold Cover] legend of Ted Williams/it’s my turn at bat +2 m-16 THE ELIGIBLES mercury 72000dj—come back, music/that… m- 6 fast r&roll vocal novelty, MENTIONS YOGI BERRA! BOB ELSON magnolia 1002—go go go Sox, go “1960 version”/casey at the bat m- 8 ELROY FACE robbee 111—cross your heart with love/bells, bells m- date on a-side 6 Pittsburgh Pirates star player in 1960 FAMILY PORTRAIT [portrait 127954, vg+ PS lyrics on back] Tiger thriller (same both sides) m- 5 FANZ cloud born 86201—The Bird/summer… m- 8 rare midtempo, Mark Fydrich (Tigers) tribute 1976 BARRY FELDMAN required 2098—(anything can happen in) Fenway Park/out to… m- 5 BARRY FELDMAN [required 10156, with lyrics-info sheet] count on the O’s/I can’t… m- 5 Balt. Orioles; Washington DC label [required 17345, minimal Title Sleeve, m- and Poor sides] Oriole Memorial Stadium blues/when… m- 5 RUSTY FERGUSON [csr 002, m- Title sleeve, and JUKEBOX TAG] the Cincinnati baseball saga/the Cincinnati polka m- 5 STEPIN FETCHIT ferris 004—dancin’ bill bo’jangles/jet-zoom m- 10 rare Yankees 50s, FLIP IS SPACE NOVELTY LEFTY FLOYD soo-ey 9640—red…/the battle at Miami m- 7 flip U. OF ARKANSAS football “BATTLE OF NEW ORLEANS” parody FORD DIVISION/FORD MOTOR CO.[no #, DJ] “moments in baseball” Tris Speaker, Ty Cobb, Babe Ruth, Dizzy Dean, Connie Mack +6 m- 8 PHIL FOSTER coral 61840—let’s keep the Dodgers in Brooklyn/listen… m- 5 FOUR HAPPY FELLAS tabb 1011—it’s illegal, it’s immoral (or it makes you fat)/(tell the batter to) hit de long ball m- 12 THE FOWLS rotten rat 1016—the Bird is the word/CHIRP me out to the ball game m- 7 BALTIMORE ORIOLES VERSION 1016—the bird is the word/chirp me out to the ball game m- 7 DETROIT TIGERS (MARK FYDRICH) VERSION 1018—the Yanks are back/the Yanks are the ch amps m- 78 JOHN FRIGO ORCH. & CHORUS phonograph 002—after 39 years/Cubbie blue m- 6 Cubs ascent to World Series in 1984 DAVE FRISHBERG cti 509—Van Lingle mungo/nasty… m- wol-a, b 5 mentions various baseball players, etc. MARIE R. FULLER fuller 711—go! go! go! Chicago Cubs m- 7 vocal/instru. early? 60s GABBY THE BASEBALL SERENADER fox 104—the baseball serenade/just talkin’ baseball m- 9 mf- Berra, Hoyt Wilhelm etc./comedy CURTIS GADSON & LOREN WOODS[go 4 it 6800, m- Title Sleeve, lyrics on back] bless you boys (this is the year) vocal/inst. m- 5 Tigers DANNY GALLIVAN hockey record stars limited 102—RED KELLY (two-part interview) vg+ 4 JACKIE GATES skyway 124—little leaguer base ball man/don’t… m- 7 MARC GELINAS [CANADA marc 778] the Expos’ song vocal/instru. m- 5 BOB GIBSON [vm-2020] FUNDAMENTALS OF MAJOR LEAGUE PITCHING (Side 1, 2) m- 5 EARL GILLESPIE [dk-92357, m- artist-AUTOGRAPH PS] “a night to remember September 23, 1957” (Side 1, 2) m- 7 Milwaukee Braves DICK GLASS wingate 003—the golden touch/love is like a BASEBALL game m- 7 ms/mf flip r&rollish REGINALD VAN GLEASON, III capitol 5420—Casey at the bat/I had… m- 6 BOB GLICKMAN [unknown label, 101] humpty dumpty baseball/ballad of Fred Lynn m- 6 Catfish Hunter/slow baseball song JESSE GOLDBERG lincrest music 5—pinstripe pride mono/mono m- 5 New York Yankees STEVE GOODMAN red pajama 1001—a cub fan’s last dying request/take me out to the ball game m- 5 ms novelty-talker/mf redo rare STEVE GOODMAN with CHICAGO CUBS CHORUS [WGN Radio 720] go Cubs go (both sides same) m- 5 sung at all Cubs games!! BOB GRABEAU magnolia 1—charge/Angel town m- 7 DODGERS/Los Angeles pride (flip not explicitly Angels baseball) GERRY GROSSMAN hippo-ray 1117—we love the Cubs (say “Yeah!”) m- 4 D, GURY djrc 101—bless you boys! (this is the year) mono/stereo m- 5 Tigers doing well in 1984! I mean…really well,,, THE HALL BROTHERS [EP jazz emporium 7150, m- Cover] go for a goal, Northstars/we’re gonna win Twins +2 vg+ 7 rare Minnesota FRANK HARRIS norman 543—Stan the Man/I’m just…vg+ 6 rare St. Louis early 60s JERRY HAYES and HARMONY GRITS toro 107—Billy’s turnaround gang/I want to play ball for Billy m- 10 mf song/comedy (B.Martin)\ HEGGENESS and WEST clowd 7403—Doctor Gorrie’s press conference/Casey at the bat m- 8 COMEDY HORROR/redo w:Spoonerisms GARY HENDRY (AND FAMILY) quality 509—The Bird (Part I, II) m- 6 about Mark Fydrich – Detroit Tigers CLEVE HERMAN sports 101—story of a Giant/the only game m- 7 early 60s, baseball HILL-DILLIES[no number] ballad of Billy Martin/Atomic power… vg+ 5 midt blues baseball/mf white spiritual style NUCLEAR PLANT THE HOME BASE gws 3287—ballad of Hank Aaron (same both sides) m- 8 ms story-song, late 70s De WOLF HOPPER [rca victor 449-0012 (from a box set)]Casey at the bat (+2 unrelated) vg+ 5 reissue of **1926** hit recitation! HOTLIX [mds no number, m- Lyrics-only PS, soc on back] on them Hens!/Buckeye m- 5 Toledo Mud Hens! (flip not sports) HUDDLE RECORD CO. [8671, vg+ PS] Darrell Royal, legend of the longhorns/”moments of excitement” featuring the texas band m- 5`\ HUDSON & JUDSON cream 7824—who’s on first/the pits m- 6 REDO Abbott & Costello/novelty flip SAVANNAH JEWEL [1-side metal acetate, used VG MAILER] “Race 9 – Northfield” 6-10-1974 m- 6 one-of-a-kind? THE JILLY SINGERS eagle 102—the official Little League song/the official Little League march m- 6 JOSE JIMINEZ kapp 927X dj—the baseball star/the cheerleader m- 5 stand-up comedy JOHN ST. LEGER///(DJ at your radio station) [airlines EP no number] interviews Milwaukee braves pitcher lew burdette… m- 6 FLIP IS OPEN’END INTERVIEW, same answers (with lyric sheet showing text for Q & A’s for “interview by” your station) “MY GREATEST THRILL in BASEBALL!” [7-INCH 78rpm,. #dca-1] as told by: Gil Hodges, Whitey Ford, and Johnny Antonelli m- 11 JIMMY TUCKER raylo 2—Bigfoot – the big gun of football/the last… vg+ 6 FOOTBALL COMEDY 1960s THE UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA MILLION DOLLAR BAND [no #, m- PS] yea Alabama/the Alma Mater m- 6 [UNKNOWN ARTIST] [label shows title only, and #706] Santanita (Part 1, 2) vg+ 8 horse racing: narration (RISQUÉ FLIP!) UTOPIAN BAN [river front 21776, m- Title Sleeve] Stanley Cup #2/we want a hattrick in ’76 M- 6 PHILADELPHIA FLYERS BILLY VAN afton 968—the golden jet/the sawed off stick vg+ 7 RARE, both sides Bobby Hull (ice hockey) tributes