NOVELTY & TOPICAL OF ALL TYPES! As usual, “GENERAL novelty precedes all the other categories. I use this category for stuff that doesn’t “belong” in other novelty headings (ANSWER, BEATLES, BREAK-INS, GAY/HOMOSEXUAL, ELVIS PRESLEY, SPACE, SPORTS). SUBTRACT 40% DISCOUNT from these listed prices. Frank Merrill/SATURDAY NIGHT RECORDS 848 Dodge Avenue, #PMB-112 Evanston IL 60202 fmerr4illjr@4gmail.com (REMOVE both of the 4’s) THIS DOCUMENT is designated as: 6i--novelty IMPORTANT: PLEASE ALWAYS REMEMBER TO PUT YOUR ADDRESS ON YOUR ORDER. Not doing so can be dangerous, because I can NEVER assume that your address didn’t change since your prior order. RECORDS FROM LIST #96, 2022: “GENERAL/UNCATEGORIZED” NOVELTY SECTION KIP ADDOTTA laff 023—wet dream/live stand-up m- 5 “worn out my seals” version HYLDA BAKER & ARTHUR MULLARD [UK pye 46121] you’re the one that I want/save your kisses for me m- 6 outrageous versions! THE BARRON KNIGHTS decca 32160—lazy fat people/in the night m- 10 mf novelty/midt NOT novelty, rare on stock 1966 era DAVE BARRY [key EP 514, vg+ Pic Cover] do-it-yourself psychiatry, parts 1, 2 m- 7 stand-up, rare in this format! THE BARTON BROTHERS apollo 2087—joe & paul (part I, II) vg+ 5 slow Yiddish, recitation over ballad allo 45-R-5 --the story of little red riding hood (side 1, 2) m- 4 BENJAMIN & POT IN NAPPANAW’S POTTERY SHOP columbia AE 15 dj—been dere/looice m- 5 insane midt novelty talker/ MILTON BERLE coral 61691dj—in the middle of the house/buffalo! vg+ wol-a,b 5 oddball 1956 novelties THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE rotten rat 1013dj—leroy, the friendly shark (who wouldn’t kill) mono/stereo m- 6 mf novelty song AL BERNIE mercury 5911—(it’s in) the book (Part 1, 2) vg+ 7 *RARE* cover version of Johnny Standley! BEXLEY & TURNER just for fun 528—the golf game/mary’s ram m- xol-b 5 late 50s? risque – before dooto(ne)? JOHN BIGGS [blue river valley 001, m- PS, lyrics on back] send me to glory in a glad bag/miles to go m- 5 novelty-a side BIG ROCK & TADPOLE outhouse 713—she’s got the biggest box in town/get your finger out of it m- 5 JANE BIRKIN & SERGE GAINSBOURG fontana 1665—je t’aine…moi non plus/jane B m- 5 erotic instru. slow, with erotic voices MEL BLANC [capitol Album cbxf 3032, vg- book-and-cover, 2 records] “woody woodpecker and his talent show” vg 4 45RPM SINGLES: [capitol casf 3074 a/k/a F32013, vg- PS] tweety pie vg+ 4 [casf 3104 a/k/a F32052] I taut I taw a puddy tat/Yosemite sam m- 5 casf 3139—bugs bunny and aladdin’s lamp, 1 and 2 m- 5 STEWART BRODIAN [#SRK-634] where have the flower children gone?/I hate the video games m- 4 both midt folk NOVELTIES GEORGE BURNS mercury 870 266dj—I wish I was eighteen again stereo/stereo m- 4 MARY-LOU BUTTONS london 167dj—the elephant song/country kangaroo m- 4 midt/mf kid novelties, 1971 GEORGE CARLIN little david 731dj—new news – PT I/PT II vg+ 2% label tear both sides 4 736dj—head lines – PT I/PT II m- 5 CORKY CARROLL…CASUALS [pacific arts 103, m- PS] tan punks on boards/fron pizza towers to defeat m- 4 GREAT Tubes parody!!/ CHINGA CHAVIN’S COUNTRY PORN [#101] asshole from el paso/head boogie vg 4 BOOZOO CHAVIS komaday 304—La. women love uncle bud/deacon jones m- 4 fast novelties “xxx” risqué, 70s CHEECH & CHONG ode 66104dj—black lassie mono/stereo m- 4 DAVID ALLAN COE columbia hall of fame33329 [reissue] you never even called me by my name/ vg+ 4 the best c&w novelty ever? BEN COLDER m-g-m 13104dj—don’t go near the Eskimos/louisiana trapper m- wol-a 4 DA YOOPERS [you guys 71246] rusty Chevrolet/smelting USA m- 4 two great parodies!! (Numbers are pretty much meaningless) 11248—second week of deer camp/my car won’t go m- 4 91052—fishing wit fred/da fish fight song m- 4 90655—cow pie song/three months late m- 4 05663—bingo fever/I-500 m- 4 90611—beer gut/dog named zippo m- 5 northern Michigan humor-song troupe, GREAT northwoods novelty material! DON AND THE DONUTS tongue and cheek 882—get your tongue out of my mouth…I’m kissin’ you goodbye/cassandra m- 5 “from: EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT THE GODFATHER…” [columbia 45639dj, m- PS] an arrangement/ m- 56 flip is “the favor” – comedy sketches STAN FREBERG capitol F1356—john and marsha/ragtime dan vg+ 5 Brilliant! His debut, TELLS STORY: John, Marsha ONLY lyrics!! FRANK GALLOP kapp 745dj—the ballad of irving/would you believe it? m- wol-1 a 5 GREAT “Jewish western” novelty, wow! HUDSON & JUDSON cream 7824—who’s on first/the pits m- 5 good REDO of abbott and Costello classic comedy sketch HUDSON & LANDRY dore 874—obscene phone bust/the prospectors m- 5 substitutes outrageous sound effects for curst words! IMUS IN THE MORNING rca 48 1031dj—1200 hamburgers to go/reverend billy sol hargis vg+ 5 orders 1200 burgers from McDonalds LANDRY & BEINER universal 17797dj—snits/no smoking m- 5 comedy EDDIE LAWRENCE signature 12010—doctor’s philosopher/blackouts of 1984 vg+ small wol-a 4 GARRY LEE and SHOWDOWN damon 122—the rodeo song/cajun boogie m- 4w GREAT fast country risqué novelty; jukeboxes!! TEXAS JIM LEWIS coral 64w020—where did robinson crusoe go with friday on Saturday night?/the squaws… m- 6 mf novelty ROBERT NEAL McGUIRE epc 1001—ole roberts south lewis blues (3:30, 5:35) m- 4 Oral Roberts novelty, crude white midt blues NAPOLEON XIV warner bros. 7726—they’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!/(backwards flip) m- small tol-a 6 rarer copy 70s GARY S. PAXTON & PAX…SINGERS private stock 45007dj—dthe clone affair mono/stereo m- 4 REACTION fly-all-night 001dj—the Khadafy shuffle stereo/stereo m- 5 AL REED instant 3238dj—one eyed monster/ring the ding dong bells m- 5 a-side novelty about TV shows midfast JERRY REED [UK rca 2063] amos moses/the preacher and the bear m- 4 BIFF ROSE tetragrammeton 1510dj—buzz the fuzz/gentle people m- 7 midt oddball novelty late 60s/mf SOUPY SALES [CANADA sparton 1334dj] the mouse/pachalafaka m- 5 (sticker residue, or is this wol? 15%E – both sides THE SCREAMING BLUE MESSIAHS [UK warner bros. YZ166, m- PS] I wanna be a flintstone/jerry’s electric church m- 4 PETER SELLERS [capitol F4159dj] a drop of the hard stuff/I’m so ashamed m- 6 JOKE: Peter Sellers = group of male prostitutes? THE SENATORS abc paramount 10178—there’s a new man in the white house/a sing along song m- 4 midt JFK tribute 1960 DOROTHY SHAY capitol F2597—sugarplum kisses and vinegar tears/why shore vg+ 4 THE SHENANDOAH THREE goal 501—the ballad of Marilyn monroe/sundown m- 5 midt folk song T RIBUTE/mf instru. THE SINGING DOGS [rca victor 47 6432, vg+ PS] hot dog rock and roll/hot dog boogie m- 7 midt, barking song/jiver Instru. SKY TRAYNE featuring CRAIG BACKSTROM norco 1002—daddy rabbit/I’m horny m- 4 light novelties ‘81 SLAP HAPPY [EP slap happy 004, m- PS] ode to billy joel/love at the net/haig +2 m- 5 me modern rock-rocker/war etc. novelty… LOGAN SMITH brand x 6 7/8—little man/down on the farm m- 6 midt novelty big wife: brawl, etc. – “boy named sue” style WALTER SOLEK dana 2112—hoya hoya …/who stole the keeshka? m- wol-a 7 mf polkas 1950s, A-side FIRST version novelty!! THE SUSPICIONS [UK arista 361, m- PS] the laughing policeman/suspicion m- 6 midt reggaeish novelty, laughing, weird break!/ CHARLIE TAYLOR leprechaun 1244—seven old ladies/the black velvet band m- wol-a 5 ’70 era?? MEL TILLIS columbia 41632—loco weed/it’s so easy m- 5 A-side MAY be about the farm pest species…OR pot?? THE TOONS megatone 1010—video games/japanese kids m- 7 a-side about arcades DAVID TROUT turtleheads 1003—the television evangelism song/dirty songs in bars m- 5 LARRY VERNE era 114dj—mr. custer/mister Livingston m- 5 1970 era reissue (now, it makes more sense I’ve only seen THIS once…) P. VERT [haphazard enterprises no #] stickball (ONE-SIDED) m- 8 not-for-faint-hearted!! narration, X-rated, some blasphemy, etc. EDDIE VESPA vic 1328—letter to my ex-wife/I used to live in Chicago vg+ 5 now-scarce R-rated novelties collectables 3835—letter to my ex-wife/I used to work in chicago m- 4 RUTH WALLIS wallis original 2006-- 4-f papa/the cowboy song m- 6 a-side GREAT, my favorite of hers IAN WHITCOMB tower 274dj—poor little bird/where did robinson crusoe go with friday on saturday night? m- wol-b 6 TEX WILLIAMS boone 1069—smoke, smoke, smoke – ‘68/the lonely one vg+ sol-b 4 a-side updated perennial novelty song JOHN WILLIAMSON mercury 73132dj—old man emu mono/mono m- 7 GREAT fast novelty, Jew’s harp,, Rolf Harris type GEORGIE YOUNG swan 4e059—yogi/by george vg+ 5 midt R&ROLLS, redo Ivy Three (NOVELTY)/Instr. sax-drums-voice-clapping ANSWER RECORDS AND PARODIES BOB & ZIP rhino 4401—just a big ego [just a gigolo]/can we talk? m- 5 midt parody; FLIP just a great novelty about quarreling THE BOBBY SOCKERS///BILL MINKIN AS… rca victor 47 9522—sock it to me, bobby [Mitch Ryder]/sock it to me, baby [redo Ryder, too, with great novelty “Bobby Kennedy” voice, talker m- 7 mf girl group a-side STAN BORESON AND DOUG SETTERBERG kapp 198dj—the telephone [honeycomb – GREAT parody mf]/swanson, swenson, jenson m- 6 DON BOWMAN gnp 170dj—little bad dan [big bad john – football, no specific team]/igmoo m- 6 RARE, early for him CORNBREAD AND BISCUITS maske 802—the return of the big-time spender (part I, II) [answer their first release] vg+ 8 RARE talker answer! THE DEBS AND THE ERSCORTS josie/joz 933—crew cuts (we like) [SHORT SHORTS]/swingin’ sam m- sol-a,b 6 r&r, male-female/instru. MANU DIBANGO mango 104—reggae makoosa [soul makoosa]/full up m- 6 good reggae, midt soulish/mf PAM DICKINSON o’bee 1001—funny age/johnny ain’t the only name m- xol/a 7 teeners, ballad/midt to Johnny Get Angry etc. orig. label BILL DUDLEY todd 1046—I’ve got life to live [stonewall jackson LIFE TO GO]/oh please mr. conductor m- 7 good midt country 1962 era EDELWEISS atlantic 7 88911dj—give me edelweiss [abba S. O. S.] stereo-stereo m- 5 TAMMI FLOWERS ultra international 11032—from barbara to shirley [woman to woman]/instru. m- sol/a-side 7 midt soul-talker THE GEEZINSLAW BROTHERS capitol 2184dj—boney and claude/sugar [Merle Haggard song, not sure which/HONEY-goldsboro] m- 6 LALO GUERRERO real 1301—pancho lopez (davy crockett)/I’ll never… m- 5 MIKE HARRIS epic 9749dj—little miss lonely [bobby Vinton MR. LONELY]/by choice… m- 7 HOMER AND JETHRO rca victor 47 4557—slow poke no. 2 [SLOW POKE]/when it’s toothpickin’ time in false teeth valley vg+ 5 SPIKE JONES AND HIS CITY SLICKERS rca victor 47 2992—dance of the hours [WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE]/none but… vg+ 4 great 1949 parody MARGARET LEWIS sss international 741dj—HONEY (I miss you too)/milk… m- xol-a 4 [bobby goldsboro answer] SOUPY SALES motown 1141dj—muck-arty-park [MacARTHUR PARK] mono/mono vg+ #ol one side 4 song adapted to HIPPIES!! LARRY STORCH roulette 4014—I’m gonna sit right down and write myself a letter vg+ 6 just outrageous versions! a-side great “Brit” drinking THE WURZELS abc dot 17651dj—“the combine harvester (BRAND NEW KEY)” stereo/stereo m- xol both sides 5 this one is GOOD!!!! BEATLES NOVELTIES THE VERNONS GIRLS challenge a59234dj—we love the BEATLES/hey lover boy vg wol-a 6 r&rolls, mf/fast, girl group BREAK-IN RECORDS (BUCHANAN & GOODMAN/DICKIE GOODMAN STYLE) DAVE BARRY WITH SARA BERNER rpm 469—out of this world with flying saucers part I/II NEVER PLAYED! 7 (from 1956-57 era, rare) ALBERT BROOKS asylum 45259dj—party from outer space (featuring phony hits)/phone call to Americans m- 5 BUCHANAN AND GOODMAN luniverse 101—the flying saucer (PART I, II) vg+ sol-a 5 THIS IS WHAT STARTED IT ALL!!!! novelty 301—frankenstein of ’59 (Part 1)/frankenstein returns (Part 2) vg+ 15% label rip on a-side 4 DICKIE GOODMAN diamond 119--ben crazy m- xol/a-side 6 wacko 1001—mr. president/dancin’ u.s.a. m- 5 only A-side is a break-in RUFF AND REDDY cavalier 876—henry goes to the moon, parts i/ii vg+ RED WAX 6 GAY AND HOMOSEXUAL (ALL ASPECTS - Document 6f…many have been moved to PART TWO Docu. 5f, check that out!) GWEN AVERY///TERESA TRULL Olivia 916—sugar mama///WOMEN-LOVING WOMEN vg+ 6 JACK KUSHER cyma 1004—fire island ferry/suzie sunshine *QUAD* vg+ 5 rare ’76, midt singer-songwriter TYPE (Hoffman wrote) JULIANA LUECKING [wordcore Vol. 5, m- foldover PS] 6 cuts, includes “perfect lesbian bar” m- 7 far-out-there spoken avant-garde 1992 SEX O’CLOCK USA [CANADA london 1082] baby come on/you’re my man m- 7 GAY FLIP, guy midtempo disco 1976 TERRY SPIZARY [10320 no number, lyrics and info sheet] collieflower/girl named bob m- 5 flip lightly gay, midtempo rock ‘85 JIM STAFFORD mgm 14718—my girl bill/l. a. mamma vg+ #ol-a 4 ONE OF GREATEST SURPRISE SONG ENDINGS OF ALL TIME!!! TANYA STEPHENS finatic 021—fag in a closet (radio mix/explicit mix) m- 6 midt town hall (I think that’s what this style is called) 1999 florida BILL STITH jamie 1417—big bruce/leap ‘n lunge m- 5 this is the national copy VALENTINO gaiee—I was born this way/liberation [[7640, LOCAL release m- 6]] [[90001, vg+ title & lyrics sleeve, MOTOWN distribution m- 5]] VENUS AND THE RAZORBLADES [UK spark 1153] I wanna be where the boys are/dog food m- 10 scarce ‘77 PAUL VINCENT [CANADA amour 8426] gay rock for anita mono/mono m- 5 WEYMOUTH ROCK [RED WAX, devour 1, m- PS] IN DAHMER’S ROOM/don’t let it… m- 8 1992 New England very obscure ELVIS PRESLEY TRIBUTES AND SPIN-OFFS GENEE HARRIS abc-paramount 9900—bye bye elvis/you’re like a jumpin’ jack m- 8 Elvis goes into the Army; FLIP is r&roll, sax break, gui break CHRIS MARSHON nif 1001—God called elvis home/elvis for just an hour or two m- 4 THE RUBBERBAND october 1013—hound dog man/all… m- 4 SPACE, EXTRATERRESTRIALS, SCIENCE FICTION, ETC. AMTA/AURAVISION [laminated paper record one-sided] “sounds of outer space” vg+ 4 TED E. BEAR AND FRIENDS [starland 2001, m- Booklet PS] the first bear in space stereo/stereo m- 4 JOE DOLCE mca 51157dj—ain’t no u.f.o. gonna catch this diesel stereo/stereo m- 5 THE HEART’S DELIGHT FOLLIES ’69 crewe 336—american moon/st. marks place m- 6 GREAT midt novelty, TINY TIM VOICE!! apollo 11 THE RAN-DELLS chairman 4403—martian hop/forgive me… vg (PLAYS VG+) 4 great r&roll novelty, flip doowopish group ballad WALLY SCHIRRA bell 816dj--”excerpts from apollo 11, flight to the moon” m- 6 six moments from the mission P. W. SIPE landover 12251, 12252—american men on the moon/beyond the blue vg 4 Apollo 11 (narration)/mf bluegrass duet, 1969 SOUTH WEST SAVINGS &N LOAN [#10006] flight of apollo 11/(part two) m- 5 documentary record (How many banks ofered these?) DANNY VANCE///REGGIE LAFAYE lan 8602—the all american shuttle crew (both sides) m- 5 **SAME** but different artist credits. WHAT?? KEN WEBB davco 13252, 13253—pascagouls U F O/love me one more time vg+ 6 1973 Miss. sighting, label is from there (midt country) RAY WOOLF [NEW ZEALAND pye 14015, vg+ PS, 1-square-inch piece missing at corner] everyone gets to go to the moon/ m- 5 SPORTS RECORDS: THIS INCLUDES THE “FRONT *and* BACK OF THE ALPHABET” OF MY baseball 45s collection. ABBOTT AND COSTELLO [EMPTY PICTURE SLEEVE, LABEL/RELEASE NOT ATTRIBUTED] who's on first? m- 2 [label not attributed, TEST PRESSING, #AC 100] who’s on first/how to beat the horses vg+ 5 suspect Sixties press…or late 50s?? [UK nostalgia lane black flexidisc no number] horses fodder…/who’s on first? m- 6 ACCAPELLA GOLD ///IRON CITY H. S. BAND iron city 301—title town u.s.a./(instr.) m- 5 Pittsburgh pride – pirates, steelers, Iron City beer… CLIFF ADAMS high spiral 287—the man called bench/when rock N roll was king m- 6 Cincinnati baseball/tribute JOEY ADAMS coral 61169dj—how now brown cow/THE BASEBALL EXPERT m- sol-b 6 comedy recitations JEFF ALLEN united artists XW708dj—love is bigger than baseball mono/stereo m- 4 MEL ALLEN’S LIVING SOUND [ep , #401] “baseball game vg 5 THIS IS “MAGIC RECORD” different outcomes for batter at plate! [flexidisc, fleetwood 28] 50th anniversary YANKEE STADIUM (side A, B) m- 5 [EP fleetwood 28, m- Cover] 50th anniversary YANKEE STADIUM (side A, B) m- 9 same thing, but on vinyl THE AMAZINS fun city 4001—you gotta believe (vocal/instr) m- 5 midt country, estimate early 70s (This was N Y Mets’ saying, right?) ANCIENT AGE BOURBON [laminated paper record no #] “a recording of outstanding events in our time” m- 4 incl. J. dempsey, bobby thompson ANDY ANDERSON howdy 1013—staubach to pearson/a girl called chris evert m- 4 (OK, but why did a girl call Chris Evert? EEK…lol) WM. HOWARD ARPAIA vandalia 106—listen mister hat/the grand ball march m- 7 VERY STRANGE! talker-song, full of baseball allegory AUDIO SPORTS, INC. (THESE ALL INCLUDE booklet with a few pages, illustrated, with some advice from, and statistics about, featured player) “CATCHING” [FLEXIDISC, evatone no number, m- booklet] BILL FREEMAN (side one, two) m- 5 “SHORTSTOP” [flexidisc, m- booklet] JIM FREGOSI m- 5 “OUTFIELDING” [flexidisc, m- booklet, tiny rip at bottom of booklet] WILLIE MAYS m- 8 “RUNNING” [flexidisc, m- booklet] MAURY WILLS m- 8 AURAVISION/COLUMBIA (ALL: laminated paper records, illustrated labels, baseball-card statistics on back) ERNIE BANKS 7 never played WILLIE MAYS m- 9 PETE WARD vg+ 4 these are =all copyright 1962 JACKIE AVERY capricorn 8008dj—love is bigger than baseball/your love has brought me (a mighty long way) m- 11 midt light rock/slow SOUL LOS BAHOS [PICTURE DISC doug moody prod. 1—fernando de Sonora/dodger blue m- 6 LOS BAHOS///FENTON STERNWHEELER mystic sound 505—fernando de Sonora///fernando “let’s go” m- 5 midt spanish/mf English ROGER BAIN barking gecko 10655—thanks mister banks/weather girl m- 5 mf light rock/ (ernie banks baseball) THE BALTIMORE CLIPPERS [ONE SIDED, baltimore ice sports, inc. 113—baltimore clipper ice hockey song m- 6 BALTIMORE’S SINGING CABBIE you and me 841—baseball, mom & apple pie/the voting game m- 6 ANTI-New York Yankees! H. B. BARNUM rca victor 8155—take me out to the ball game/coming… vg+ 5 LEE BARRON steak city 7502—go go go big red/bicentennial m- 6 U. OF NEBRASKA pride-fight song/patriotic narration THE BASICS [wing-it 101, vg 8 ½ x11 captioned “cartoon” promo sheet] I’m a red wings fan/you’ll feel better… m- 6 Detroit red wings hockey SID BASS ORCHESTRA ANDA CHORUS columbia 44083dj—here come the yankees (vocal)/(instrumental) m- 5 THE BAT BOYS [CANADA kosinec lenz 01, m- PS, lyrics on back] ok blue jays assume mono/mono m- 5 THE BAYNOTES [phoenix 1, vg+ PS] the swingin’ A’s/A’s interlude m- 6 midt pop/instru. Oakland franchise THE BEACHCOMBERS WITH NATALIE rca victor 47 5495—don’t call me coach, call me george/and… m- 5 midt football pop, 1954 MERLIN BEE & THE STINGER grand prairie 102—share my dreams/BIG RED root on m- wol-a,b 8 flip mf R&R, Razorbacks, Bo Diddley beat! BOB BENNETT [priority 1669dj, m- Title Sleeve] a song about baseball/a short interview about “a song about baseball” m- 5 ALEX BEVAN & PAT DAILEY [#1001, m- PS] browns town/superbowl bound m- 5 Cleveland 1986, mf/midt BIG ROY Chisholm 1003—the bears are back mono/mono m- 5 football – but BAYLOR U., not Chicago THE BLACK DOUGLAS [UK rca lpbo 5016, m- PS] Scotland/the sky is bluer in Scotland m- 5 UK football/Scotland pride BLACK – McELDOWNEY – WALSH [the irish choir 01, m- PS] south side irish/on the… m- 5 Chicago south side pride, White Sox mention at end BLAST FURNACE BAND AND THE GRAPEVINE SINGERS clintone 012dj—hammering hank (part I) mono/stereo m- 6 midt soul rock, H. Aaron EDDIE BLAZONZYK’S VERSATONES bel-aire 2980—chicasgo cares about the bears polka/bear down chicago bears (polka) m- 5 midt x2 THE BLEACHER BOYS dj 331—jody, jody davis (vocal/instr.) m- 6 Chicago Cubs: fast boogie rock, davy crockett parody “BOOMER SOONER” [all pro EP 3313, m- PS – coca cola] UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA boomer sooner +5 more songs m- 5 THAD BOSLEY b & e 901—mulldigger (vocal/instr.) m- 7 fast disco-boogie, chicago cubs BOWLEY and WILSON [#589] the cowboys are gonna win it again/(superbowl) going to miami vg 4 Dallas midt country, with flip discoish NELSON BRILES capitol 3851dj—hey, hank/soft, the summer wind blows m- 5 Red Sox player, A-side tribute to Hank Aaron p.i.p. 6505—she was waiting on the corner/me and my rock and roll heroes m- 5 MARTY BRONSON norman 543—stan the man/I’m just… m- 8 RARE, St. Louis tribute to Musial, mf marty robbins type/ ALLAN BRUCE [CANADA rca 75 1003] they’re playing ball again in montreal/take me out to the ball game m- 5 1969 GARY BUCK [CANADA rca 75 1128] national pastime/sandy’s… m- 5 baseball allegory, about relationship JACK BUCK [laminated paper record, photo label, extensive Statistics on back] Lou Brock’s “record of records” vg+ spoken: hitter, stolen bases BUNKER HILLBILLIES seville 106—take me out to the ballgame/little league vg wol-a,b 4 KIDS midtempo chorus group THE BUSH LEAGUERS stepheny 1825—home sweet home of the braves/vacation… m- xol-a 7 Interesting, 2 Chicago labels with Mil. baseball DOME CARLIONI bobbette 374—the un-official song/eve of destruction m- 4 midt dance-talker Olympics 1984/REDO barry McGuire slow THE CHICAGO 6 [profile network inc. 710044, m- foldover PS] the chicago 6 theme song/graffiti… m- 4 midt chicago Bears/mf boogie rock COCKONIC PLAGUE [#911, label not stated] doctor cocktor’s gamecock fever [ONE SIDED] m- 10 USC football, “BOOGIE FEVER” parody rare THE DODGERMEN with BOB MITCHELL milt jim 1001—the dodger’s song/dodger calypso vg+ (PLAYS M-) 6 midt both, calypso flip early 60s ELLIOTT, WALKER & BENNETT paid 3—the twelve days of a atlanta falcon Christmas/it m- 4 4-- (pittsburg steeler) m- 4 6-- (buffalo bill) m- 4 8-- (los angeles ram) m- 4 9-- (cleveland brown) m- 4 10--(san diego charger) 4 THE FOUR SAINTS [EP racquet club 6102, vg+ title-and-lyrics Cover] buckeye battle cry/fight that team across…(same titles 2 sides) OSU m- 5 narrated by GRAHAM HILL airway 001—“SOUNDS OF INTERNATIONAL MOTOR RACING” (side 1, 2) m- 6 TOM JEFFERS wpb 9X339—we’re die-hard sox fans/michael jordan must be magic m- 5 midt rock (White Sox baseball)/fast KEN R. [ken-r 05, m- PS] star-spangled summer/U of T fight song m- 4 TOLEDO, OHIO: mudhens baseball/u. of toledo BOBBY MACK alibi 101—ballad of jimmy clark [FLIP UNPLAYABLE] vg 4 rare RACECAR driver tribute NORTH BANK [UK robot RRS 1—arsenal we’re right behind you/london’s pride m- 5 late 70s? midt eurobeat, UK football NOTTINGHAM FOREST WITH PAPER LACE [UK warner bros. 17110, vg+ PS] we got the whole world in our hands/the forest march m- 8 NUMBER ONE number one 1160—fight on state 3:50, 4:08 versions m- 5 penn state football GARY SANFORD PAXTON [w.i.n. inc. 28-45, m- PS] the racedriver’s song/someday darlin’… m- 5 PS is ad for Napa Shocks!! REILLY & MALONEY freckle 4447—the ballad of the 49’er faithful/everyday vg+ 5 mf boogie country (San Fran football)/redo Buddy Holly RICKY RINGSIDE front row 101—the ballad of moon dog wayne (VG+)/the moon dog walk(VG) 5 midt country, WRESTLING/slow Instru. THE RIVERMEN levee 007—light hoss harry/quarterbackin’ man vg+ 6 Razorbacks, fast/mf folk early or middle 60s KYLE ROTE [laminated paper record, maco] “how you can follow all the action” “an all-pro 1965 football bonus” vg+ 4 TOMMY ROYCE Americus 117—joe louis/is this… vg+ 5 1975 midt tribute to the boxer SAMMY SHREIBER and the REDSKINS PRO ORCH///…with the REDSKINS SINGERS. (#3003) hail to the redskins (vocal/instru.) m- 5 SILHOUETTE [magic 1745, vg+ PS] black and gold (vocal/instru.) m- 5 U. OF IOWA FOOTBALL JOHNNY STALLION redrose 92848—the team al davis gave us/expecting company m- 5 A-side Oakland Raiders LIZZARD SWIFT [reptile no number, m- foldover PS] ballard of evil knievil/riverboat… m- wol-b 6 midt tribute/ (Gee, they can’t spell can they?) THE TAXI SQUAD kick-off 100—we love the Vikings (vocal/instru.) m- wol-a,b 5 mf polka, Minnesota football TD [EP no number, CANADA] “1974 canada/ussr hockey series”/team Canada we love you! m- 5 choir, Toronto Dominion Bank giveaway item TEAM ROCK ALLSTARS [CANADA puck 001, m- designed Title Sleeve] penalty box blues/tribute m- 5 Maple Leafs, ms bluesy rock/light rock TEAMWORK featuring… [UK kingdom 8023, m- PS] terrace talk (medley, short soccer songs)/sucker for the game m- 6 like barron knights JOHNNY WAKELIN [GERMANY pye 17 137, m- PS] you got the bug/in Zaire m- 7 rock, ms/”the rumble in the jungle” midt non-USA PS SHORTY WARREN [gametime 101, and 1956 promo letter] the mighty mickey mantle/somebody… vg+ xol (a-side) 13 [OR I'LL KEEP] ultra-rare midfast sides, both western swing, close to one-of-a-kind item? THE JESSE WEBB ORCHETTE Houston oilers 4121—the oilers (the Houston oilers) march/jazz versions m- 6 both midfast TED WILLIAMS sears [ZYSC 68480, 68481] “tips on how to become a better hitter” (Side 1, 2) m- 5 WMAL AM 63 [flexidisc, yellow plastic, evatone no number] hail to the redskins (ONE-SIDED) m- 5 issued by Wash. DC radio affiliate RECORDS FROM LIST #95, 2021: “GENERAL/UNCATEGORIZED” NOVELTY SECTION THE ARCHIBALD PLAYERS arch 1606—mr. grillon/the big nothing vg+ 6 great GUNSMOKE spoof PEARL BAILEY [EP roulette 305, m- Cover, small sticker rear] she had to go and lose it at the astor/zip/the physician/josephine m- 7 THE BARRON KNIGHTS epic 9835dj—“pop go the workers” (two medleys) m- 5 1965 release, three-song medleys each side RALF BENDIX [GERMANY columbia 21 804, optional centre AND m- PS] babysitter – boogie/sonne,… m- 6 orig. version, baby is so cool! JOHNNY BOND AND RED SOVINE starday 790—the gear jammer and the hobo/sweet… vg+ 5 DELIGHTFUL novelty truckin’ talker!! DON BOWMAN rca 47 9176dj--my voice is changing/what kind of fool am I? m- 4 great novelty about puberty 74 0133--boll weevil air lines/poor old ugly gladys jones m- 4 BOBBY BRADDOCK mercury 73816—splidene/gloria the magnificent m- 4 great, A-side is in the echelon of TOP novelties THE JOHN BUZON TRIO dot 16501—the three little pigs/out on a limbo vg+ 5 extreme speed talker nov./fast EXOTICA Instr. CAPT. REDFEATHER conte 825—mumbo jumbo/the elephant boy vg+ 8 Frankie & Johnnie as elephant story!/mf talker wow BEN COLDER m-g-m 13262dj—the dobro’s.../TV westerns m- #ol/flip 5 midtempo country, novelty flip JOEY DELTON [CANADA star pac 50013] canadian beer/precious women vg+ (playgraded) 6 a-side midtempo novelty, late 60s? LEO DeLYON AND… musicor 1001—sick manny’s guy/plunkin’ m- 7 midt r&rolls, great novelty/gui-drum Instr Wipeout precursor AL DENTE AND THE BOYS criminal .45 cal—cosa nostra (is our thing) mono/mono vg wol/a-side 5 RARE valachi, mf “italian” r&roll DING DONG///PAT LEE wonderworld 100—sing a ding dong song///wonderful wonderworld vg (fixed rim crack OK) 4 kid song/narr. THE ELECTRIC CHURCH plantation 203dj/Promo insert—the moral majority/same m- 4 good midt novelty about hypocrisy DAME EDNA EVERAGE [UK famous charisma label 336] disco matilda (vocal/instru.) m- 5 NANCY FORD jean 724—tomorrow.../johnny’s yo yo m- flip midfast risqué, KIND OF answers “my ding a ling” STAN FREBERG HITS ON CAPITOL F1711--I’ve got you under my skin/that’s my boy m- 4 F2029—try/pass the udder udder m- 6 (scarce!) F2596--st. george and the dragonet/little blue riding hood vg+ 3 F2677--a dear john and marsha letter/c’est si bon (it’s so good) vg+ 4 F3249--the yellow rose of texas/rock around stephen foster vg+ 3 CHRIS GANTRY rca 47 8908dj—nashville memoirs No. 1/charming ne’er do well m- 8 mf Subterranean Homesick Blues Dylanish rare SONNY GIANOTTA abc 10308—the last blast of the blasted bugler/pain set to music m- 7 pure outsider stuff, craziness! GOOGY & JOE’S WORKSHOP parkway 154dj—to fernanda with love i/ii m- 5 FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, this is extreme and INSANE novelty, a "collage" kind of thing, strange juxtapositions, puns, etc. BUDDY HACKETT laurel 1014—itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polkadot bikini/too many heads vg+ 5 Nov, midt talking/horror DOUG HARRELL [colonial EP 501, vg PS] hospitality blues/exsanguination blues vg+ 5 local North Carolina fifties HERB & THE SPICES [great northwest 501, and m- PS] swimming pool/cannibal cutie m- 4 mf group roc k/midt Tiny Tim type novelty; sleeve proclaims “as heard on the DR. DEMENTO radio show” STEVE MARTIN [warner bros. 49845Dj, m- PS] what I believe/freddie’s lilt parts I and II m- 5 THE GARY MELLIS GROUP [ONE-SIDED, rotten rat 1020] they’re coming to take me away…m- 4 mf disco redo with bongos! RARE redo MARTIN MULL [capricorn PRO 554djS] santa doesn’t cop out on dope (mono/stereo) m- wol (flip) 4 FRED NITNEY era 3150dj—the barber’s march/ring rang roo m- 5 as above, flip is a fun kangaroo novelty TIM O’CONNOR [dead plant 13, and m- PS] dead plant in a baggie/frantic romantic m- GREEN WAX 4 rare *POT NOVELTY* ‘85 BRIAN PEARCY davatone 87 [and vg+ PS] floyd freud the paranoid android/same m- 6 midt Demento item, Tiny Tim type THE PHANTOMS baton 244dj—lost and found/channel fever m- wol/bvoth sides 5 flip good television novelty BOBBY (BORIS) PICKETT [garpax 44175, and m- PS] graduation day/the humpty dumpty m- 9 slow; FLIP great nursery-rhymes novelty POSSUM highland 10—the cockroach that ate cincinnati/Chula vista m- 7 GREAT fast novelty!/very strange midt novelty, 70s PROM RECORDS [#102, with *RARE* title "half-sleeve" vg+ but rip] charlie brown (by THE PROMINEERS, flip by Dottie Gray) m- 4 LARRY RAND [fiction 95 and m- PS] dust up his nose/Skokie blues m- 5 cocaine parody Kansas hit/spoof about Suburbia like POSSUM comment, another one that is JUST TOO WONDERFUL to put in the 40% discount batch!!! 1977 Chicago suburbs SESAME STREET [EP’s] NO RECORD, M- EMPTY COVER ONLY: A, B, C, D (songs for the alphabet) 2 [99038, m- Pic Cover] E-what’s my letter?/Four furry friends/two G sounds/Ha, ha, ha song vg+ 4 [99039, m- Cover] I stand up straight and toll/J friends/K – herb’s silly poem/La la la vg+ 4 [99040, m- Cover] M M M Monster meal/the N story/would you like to buy an O?/P my favorite letter m- 5 [99041, cover and record have never been opened] Q, R, S, T (titles unavailable) 5 [99042, cover and record have never been opened] U, V, W (titles unavailable) 5 THE NEXT ONE IS ORIGINAL 1971 PRESSING: [75042, NEVER OPENED] but...hey!! titles on back of this EARLIER PS U-lecture/Very Very Special Letter/...W Lovers 7 [99043, m- Cover] X marks the spot/Y just because/the Zizzy Zoomers m- 5 ALL THESE 990s ARE 1976 PRESSINGS DAVID SEVILLE AND THE CHIPMUNKS [UK london 8916] ragtime cowboy joe/flip side vg 3 90061—alvin’s orchestra/copyright 1960 vg 3 LELAND SEXTON boll-weevil 112—scott county tragedy/you could… m- 5 23 March 1959 mining tragedy ALLAN SHERMAN american pie 9007 (REISSUE)--hello mudduh, hello fadduh///THE IDES OF MARCH vehicle m- 4 THE SLIGHTLY TWISTED DISAPPOINTER SISTERS [CANADA boulevard 005, m- PS] no more madonna/ m- 4 mf Weird Al type 1985! SON OF MISSISSIPPI rebel (note NOT reb rebel) 500—flight NAACP 105/the voice of alabama vg 6 FIRST press...racist rubbish, rare “ THE SPACE NEGROES TELL WHITE LIES” [oversize clear flexidisc, gatefold cover: note: ALL existing copies are unglued, so 3 pieces…] concentration/talk talk +6 WARNING: THIS IS SERIOUSLY “WARPED” STUFF...Music Machine song demolished, etc. vg+ 6 TINY TIM bouquet 102—on the good ship lollipop/don’t take your love from me m- 7 RARE! [solid brass 103, and m- PS] tell me that you love me/comic strip man m- 7 has become scarce 20th century 01—I saw mr. presley tiptoeing thru the tulips/same m- 4 Rhode Island label 80-s LILY TOMLIN polydor 14283dj—detroit city/(two cuts) edith ann m- 4 P. VERT [label, # not credited – with m- PS] stickball/stickball ORIGINAL PRESSING m- 7 now rare WALLY WINGERT…CLUB [private label, and m- PS] adam west [BLANK FLIP] m- 4 mf modern r&roll tribute (this is a parody of some record by the Escape Club, but I forgot what…) JONATHAN WINTERS columbia no number, EP small center hole—necking in a ‘38 ford/war experience +6 shorter cuts m- 5 “WONDER RECORDS” 00212—bozo the clown 0 part 1, 2 vg+ 4 narration-story FRANKIE YANKOVIC...YANKS columbia 6 923—when banana skins are falling (I/ll come sliding …)/tic-tock polka vg+ 5 midt nov/ YOGI YORGESSON [BOXED SET capitol ccf 336, 3 records, box vg+] “YOGI YORGESSON’S FAMILY ALBUM” granpa +5 vg+, dusty 6 **ANSWER RECORDS AND PARODIES** JAKE ANTONIO jo 3590—in our hearts we’re #1 (mono/mono) m- 5 Alabama 60s, BALLAD OF THE GREEN BERETS parody HUSTON BELL signet 278—king of the mountain/the dream m- xol (flip) m- 5 mf pop with group :”mountain of love”///talker BENNY BENACK… fox industries 1—take 5 and all that jazz!, i-ii m- 5 Louis Armstrong type, Steelers “When the saints go…” RICHARD BETTS capricorn 0213dj-- long time gone mono/stereo [allman bros. /ramblin man] m- 6 BIG KELLY AND CONRAD trash 425—ain’t hit a shame [Fats Domino]/beep beep song vg wol/both 4 risque! b/w “substitution” song BILL BLACK’S COMBO hi 2124dj—son of smokie [smokie, same artist]/peg leg m- wol/both 5 midslow instru’s, r&roll/blues sides CILLA BLACK bell 726dj—step.../I couldn’t take my eyes off you [Frankie Valli] m- 6 GUY BLACK AND THE BEAUTIFUL CHOIR h and r 14243—buchwheat’s toupee [raspberry beret] 2:51, 3:32 versions m- 6 midt parody JEANNE BLACK capitol 4368—he’ll have to stay [Jim Reeves]/under… m- 5 BLACK OAK ARKANSAS mca 40621dj—when the band was singin’ “shakin’ all over” stereo/stereo m- 4 GEORGE CARDINI… swirl 104—the cool sea gull/julienne m- 4 1960-era “Hot Canary” (Zabach) answer! DUKE OF PADUCAH mercury 70290—what it was (it was a football game) m- 8 NOT ANSWER, cover version, but pretty cool—rare BILL HICKOK AND THE FINAL FOUR star burst 21685—“buh-buh-basketball”/WRVR-all morning long m- 4 RARE FROM Memphis radio station… “Bobby Sue” (Oak Ridge Boys)/”All Night Long” (Lionel Richie) ROD MYERS & THE RAMPS [subterranean 47 and m- PS] wheelchair///CORVETTES maybellene m- 4 ms hard rock redo with some changed lyrics/fast punk 80s redo Chuck Berry PEBBLES & BAMM BAMM hbr 484—daddy/the world is full… m- 5 midt answer B. J. Thomas “mama”/ BEATLES NOVELTIES BABY BUGS veejay 594—bingo/bingo’s bongo bongo party vg+ sol 5 Beatles novelty 1964 SCOTT DOUGLAS apogee 105dj—the beatles’ barber/the wall paper song (when father papered the parlor) m- 5 midt “british” novelty and girls/midfast r&roll novelty (flip redo of rare song from early 1900’s) GRUPO AMIGOS [PERU iempsa 15 1913—cancion para john/beatles en espanol (medley) m- 6 midt, tribute/disco medley ROLF HARRIS epic 9721dj—ringo for president/click go the shears m- xol 5 mf r&roll +girl group/midt novelty (not Beatles) [UK, BOAC pacific panorama no number, and m- PS] Fijian girl +3 m- 5 “…the Beatles playing the didgeridoo…” THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT new design 1008—let john and yoko stay in the u.s.a. (mono/stereo) m- 4 DAN KENNEDY [CANADA flyin’ high 017, and vg+ PS] rock and roll call/ m- 5 segment mentions Beatlemania & some songs DONNA LYNN capitol 5127--my boyfriend got a beatle haircut m- 8 THE MYSTERY TOUR mgm 14097—the ballad of paul/(instr) m- 6 midslow flower-psych tribute (death rumors)/instr. version NATIONAL LAMPOON [EP, epic AE7 1095dj] "Good-bye Pop" sampler, includes "A History of the Beatles" comedy narration m- 4 “SONG HITS” RECORDS #28—she loves you/please please me/we love you beatles +3 non-Beatles m- 6 SPASTIC PHONO BAND slipped disc #28 IF—wings under japan, I-ii m- 4 mf to fast medley BREAK-IN RECORDS (BUCHANAN & GOODMAN/DICKIE GOODMAN STYLE) THE ALBIA ENTERTAINMENT CO. [farm out! 001, and Pic Insert] the last great debate/// m- 4 early 80s political break-in BILL APTER poly-T 7968—hey patty/”island of love” by the Leerics m- 4 PATRICIA HEARST; flip cool Group doowop BEN BLUR///AARON PLANE mark-x 8007—the chariot race///the flight [[m- xol (a-side) 4]] [[DJ m- 4]] 1960 rome/Wright Bros. BUCHANAN AND GOODMAN luniverse 108—the flying saucer goes west/saucer serenade vg+ 4 [CANADA reo 8345] frankenstein of ‘59/frankenstein returns m- 6 (includes m- Reo sleeve) CHARLIE c & e 101—beatles/best ex-beatle m- 6 THE CORRESPONDENTS sunshine 803—the great debate/the not-so-great debate m- 4 1980 politics MORTY CRAFT tod 122—all mixed up/guessin’ games m- 5 NON-NARRATED segue of fifties songs (why does this exist?) DAN DAYTON jemkl 3290—skyblab/meanwhile, back on the air m- 6 (with promo insert & drawing) rare Florida ‘74 JERRY FIELD AND THE LAWYERS parkway 801—the trial/easy steppin’ [[vg 3]] [[m- 5]] 1958 Philadelphia label debut FLUKE & O’NEAL te ma 1014—billy’s back/nuke update m- 6 A-side Billy Martin (baseball manager) DICKIE GOODMAN 20th century fox 443--senate hearing m- 5 m. d. 101 dj—schmonanza/backwards theme m- wol 7 one of his rarer ones red bird 10 058--batman & his grandmother m- 5 cotique 158--on campus m- 3 173--luna trip m- 5 rainy wednesday 209—inflation in the nation/jon and jed’s theme m- 5 kind of scarce on Stock copy shark 1002—super, superman/chomp chomp m- 4 montage 1220—hey, e. t./the ride of paul revere m- 4 flip fast r&r novelty, not break-in rhino 019—radio Russia/Washington in-side out m- 4 why were THESE never “around” much? Just vanished… shell 711—election ’84/herb’s m- xol 4 JOHN & ERNEST rainy wednesday 201--super fly meets shaft m- 4 (this is actually DICKIE GOODMAN) LORIS AND SCHULMAN so-char, no number—the broad street bullies/same m- 4 Philadelphia 70s HERB B. LOU AND THE LEGAL EGALES arch 1607—the trial/ m- 4 (alternate pressing of LEGAL EAGLES) the narrator is Herb B. Lou...HERB ALPERT!!!...his first record MARTY novelty 101—marty on planet mars, parts i/ii m- 7 crude 1956 uses r&roll and even “The Flying Saucer” bits JOHN McCARTY the record shop no number—lobos #1/same m- 5 Texas high school late 70s sports, my last extra copy I think! BYRON McNAUGHTON & HIS ALL NEWS… jamie 1427—right from the shark’s jaws/Jaws jam m- 5 THIS is the best “Jaws” one when the movie came out – YES, better than Dickie Goodman! THE NEWSHOUNDS ragun 001—the press conference [BLANK FLIP] marbled wax m- 5 MICKEY SHORR tuba 8001dj--dr. ben basey DJ m- 5 RATMORE SLINKY jelly roll 69—political circus ‘72/plane crazy m- 5 the election/hijacked planes SUSAN SMITH dynamic sound 502—a letter from susan m- 5 teen narration with song break-ins, 1961 era MANNY SOOTZ AND THE THIEVES pirate 841—cape Canaveral, parts i/ii vg+ 5 from 1958, not seen since 1990’s SPENCER & SPENCER [CANADA reo 8368] russian bandstand/brads wail m- 5 gone 5053—stagger lawrence/stroganoff cha cha m- 5 Lloyd Price break-in meets Lawrence Welk. WOW!! STEEL, JAKE AND JEFF peach-mint 6065—the impeachment story/heavy steppin/ m- 4 NIXON; flip fast funk Instru. THE TALKING JUKE BOX republican 1974dj—the talking juke box, i-ii m- 5 c&w, 1974 – MITCHELL TOROK!!! TWO COOL [label/# not stated] the rock ‘n roll news/same m- 4 from 1984 or thereabouts, using eighties songs WILLIE WACKER feather 6712—big texas bird/the legend of big bird m- 5 Rio Grande Valley legend, flip is history, 1976 GAY AND HOMOSEXUAL (ALL ASPECTS): WOW, MOST OF MY COLLECTION IS HERE!! LENNY ANDERSON bay 503—the ballad of dan white (a murder ballad – 1979)/twinkie insanity m- 7 mf country rock, RARE APACHE SCRATCHY [JAMAICA capricorn int. no #] gay man/(version) m- 4 midt reggae rap, yes, gay (but heavy accent, tough) ASSOCIATES [UK fiction 16, vg PS] a matter of gender/ m- 4 midt vocal 1982, flip is an Instrumental midt dance thingie… CASH BACKMAN [AUSTRALIA image 149—my girl bill/ vg+ wol (a-side) 4 cover Jim Stafford (gay-sounding song isn’t) FLIP VG SANDY BARON [a&m EP-9 dj, and m- PS] buy gay/the plot/it happened one night/do you take this man m- 4 great! – 1972 CARL BEAN motown 1438—I was born this way (vocal/instr) m- 5 good midt disco group like Spinners BEN GAY elm 103—the ballad of ben gay/silly savage serenade m- 4 great midt, loosely based on Folsom Prison Blues gnp crescendo 479—the ballad of ben gay/silly… midt GRT novelty talksong (as above!!)/Instr. Jews Harp etc. Inst. m- 4 BIG JED [no label info, must be missing a PS] die faggot die/// m- 4 AIDS novelty, eh, what? segues into title, Experimental-profane BLOODY MESS & THE SKABS [black & blue 837, m- foldover PS, lyrics inside +Insert] gay party favorite +5 m- 6 90s hardcore punk BLUE [datapanik no #, BLUE WAX, m- foldover PS] king faggot man +4 m- 4 1992 Columbus OH hardcore, punk, etc. THE BOYSTOWN GANG moby dick 233—remember me & ain’t no mountain high enough/cruisin’ the streets m- sol (a-side) 4 [UK moby dick 1, and vg+ PS] ain’t no… & remember me/cruisin’ the streets m- 7 gay group, and flip is gay song BOYZONE [UK marathon #jog-2, m- PS] last adventure/blueprints m- 4 conventional Dance, but PS is quite homoerotic SEVERIN BROWNE [motown 1303dj, m- Title/Lyrics sleeve] love song mono/stereo m- 6 gay lyrics on the sleeve JOSIE COTTON [ITALY wea 79292, and m- PS] johnny are you queer?/(let’s do) the blackout m- 4 ]PORTUGAL wea 79292, m- PS] johnny are you queer/(let's do)_ the blackout m- 4 BILLY CRAIN florida sounds 288—hopalong sissy/I ain’t never m- 4 “Ballad of Ben Gay” redo mf talker/(midt country) 80s EXIT 16 monster 5—drag attack (two different edits) m- 4 midfast new wave girl group, 1984 DON FARDON capitol 3929dj—lola (mono/stereo) m- 5 same-tempo redo Kinks from 1974, why have I seen this only ONCE?? CEE FARROW [rocshire 95032, m- autographed PS] should I love you/paint it blue midtempo dance, A-side “gay-voiced” m- 5 ED FRIERSON hub 813—woman’s lib/gay bird m- wol (a-side) 5 slow very strange/midt whitebread Blues, rare 1973 Tenn. PAUL GARDINER [UK beggars banquet 61, and m- PS] stormtrooper in drag/night talk m- 4 ’81, slow dance sides, A-side gay GAY PRIDE “YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE MISSING” [UK COMPILATION, bugger bugger no #, m- foldover PS and Bio inside] PANSY DIVISION bill and ted’s homosexual adventure///WAT TYLER wet wet wet (the fucking bed) +2 vg+ 6 punk etc. ‘92 GNOMES OF ZURICH [amphetamine reptile 80, and m- PS]dispenser/NAMBLA fight song m- 5 mf hardcore/ms punk, Minn. 1996 LARRY GRAYSON [UK york 529] shut that door/slack alice m- 5 gay comedian’s catchphrase A-side, ’72 mf/midt light rocks STEVE GREENBERG trip 3000--big bruce m- xol/a-side 5 scarce B/U from 1969, fun! gay novelty, parody Big Bad John! (has 4 writers) THE GUESS WHO rca 74 0977—glamour boy/lie down m- 4 GREAT midslow/slow, truly forgotten GEM! A-side Implicitly gay JO HANLEY hallmark 1170/1171—this gal’s in love with you/more m- 5 slow/midslow gay pop sides, lispy etc.!! RARE vanity ROCK HARDING [CANADA capitol 72611, and vg+ PS] he always lets me down so easy/you… m- 5 mf gay novelties ’70? ICKY JOEY [cz 022, and m- foldover PS] liberace +3 m- 4 from 00’s?? INSPECTOR LENNY [JAMAICA ross 0391] bun – him(version) m- much wol (a, b) – autograph?? 4 mf dancehall, gay I THINK BILLY JOEL columbia 10412dj—james (mono/stereo) m- 5 midt to ms 1976, affectionate song for James “hints at” gay, promo only? KID DEEZE JAZZMEN uub 813—the gay bird/woman’s lib m- wol (b-side) 7 midt light blues about A GAY CHICKEN/slow, 1974 JONATHAN KING rhino 74412 [with vg foldover half-sleeve] wild world/he’s so fine m- 4 flip to “My Sweet Lord” – gender unchanged! LIEUTENANT PIGEON [GERMANY decca 25 629DJ, and m- PS, sticker one side] big butch baby/ m- 5 rare ’73, re: lesbian LOVINDEER [JAMAICA tsoj no number] gilbert – one hell of a blow job/angry wind m- 6 mf reggae, gay risqué (flip ms reggae) 80s STEVE MASON mason 7—a good man is hard to find/if I had you m- 6 60s, midt gay jazz pop/ms jazz pop Tiny Tim hint MORRISSEY [UK his masters voice 1623, m- PS] November spawned a monster/he knows I’d love to see him m- 5 ’90, see flip NEW FREEDOM [2524, with lyric, article inserts] come out, come out (vocal/instr) m- 6 chorus or group, 1976, about the closet SHAD O’SHEA fraternity 3393—one small voice/the good ship titanic m- 4 A-side probable answer Rod Hart “C. B. savage” PACHINKO [alternative tentacles , # not apparent, in shrink wrap with PS] lesbians or lovers +2 others not LGBT 4 PANSY DIVISION [empty 286, and m- foldover PS] jack u off/strip u down m- 7 [K 52, and m- foldover PS] jackson/I really wanted you m- 5 both sides gay [lookout 109, m- PS] flower/denny (naked)/james bondage/real men m- 6 [127, and m- PS] valentine’ day/he could be the one/pretty boy (what’s your name?) [RED WAX] m- 6 [147, and m- gatefold PS, CLEAR WAX]headbanger/sweet pain/breaking the law m- 6 [174, and m- PS] political asshole/I’m gonna be a slut/expiration date m- 5 [alt. tentacles #virus 394, m- PS] average men/coming clean m- 4 PURVIS PICKETT…PUNK-A-BILLIES sro 0008—macho machacho/bodine brown m- 6 1979, A-side outrageous midt GAY THE POLANSKYS [sol 908, and m- PS] the ballad of jon parker/ m- 4 midt, re: guy gave clean needles to addicts, fight HIV 1990 QUEERS [hopeless 631, and m- PS with sticker on A-side, and Insert] queerbrit +3 m- 5 various punk, etc. 1998 REGURGITATOR [sub pop 383, and m- foldover PS] I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am/nothing… m- 4 midt Altern. 1996 TOM ROBINSON [GERMANY line 6.13 589, and m- PS] stand together/glad to be gay m- 5 ms/midt gay songs, 1982 TOM ROBINSON BAND harvest 4568—glad to be gay/right on sister m- 4 A-side gay 1978, FAST POWERPOP FLIP [UK, emi 2749, and m- PS] sing if you’re glad to be gay +3 (various tempos) m- 4 from 1978 VALENTINO [gaiee 90001, vg+ Title-Lyrics Sleeve]—I was born this way/liberation m- 5 gay disco 1975 PAUL VINCENT [CANADA amour 8426] gay rock for anita/same (though labeled a/b sides) m- coh 3 **SALE** HORROR, HALLOWE’EN, MONSTERS, SPACE ALIENS/UFO’s, ETC. these are in their own earlier BIG SECTION ELVIS PRESLEY TRIBUTES AND SPIN-OFFS BIRDS OF A FEATHER [CANADA amour 8425] elvis, how could I resist m- coh 4 BOB “LIL’ ELVIS” HARRISON lil’ elvis world 114 62—elvis is gone (but his spirit lives on)/ m- 4 MO KLEIN crystalette 722—alright private/ m- wol (both sides) 5 Elvis goes into Army, 1959 MOJO NIXON enigma 7 75036—“(619) 239-K.I.N.G.”/debbie gibson is pregnant with my two-headed love child m- 4 great! & SKID ROPER enigma 75011—elvis is everywhere/gin guzzlin’ frenzy m- 4 craziness! both fast novelties GEORGE PICKARD bar-tone 77169—ELVIS the man from tupelo (stereo/stereo) m- 4 PAUL PORTER lift 1007—the king ain’t dead/crumble… m- 4 tribute from ALASKA, 1983 SPACE, EXTRATERRESTRIALS, SCIENCE FICTION, ETC. EVERETT BARKSDALE murbo 1024—first flag on the moon/see you friday vg+ 5 CBS NEWS/WALTER CRONKITE [EP cbs enterprises no number, m- Cover] “man on the moon” m- 5 (documentary/spoken word) VANCE EDWARDS & THE COUNTRY SUPERSTARS superstar 73—the trucker and the UFO/ m- 6 mf country novelty early 70s FLOYD ROBINSON groove 58 0040—my little martian/suppose m- #ol (both sides) 7 great midt nov. talksong/midt teener [UNCREDITED ARTIST] “introduction to manned mercury spaceflight” (side 1, 2) m- 6 label unknown, picture of landed-=in-sea capsule AL “PORKY” WITHROW arctic 1001—three stars/I lost… m- 6 mid country-talker, Grissom and other two burned on accident on Earth SPORTS RECORDS: ALF [laminated paper, burger king, cool picture] take me, alf, to the ballgame [ONE SIDED] m- 5 EDDIE BALLANTINE’S BAND [athletic 103, m- helmet logo title sleeve] the san francisco 49ers fight song/official song … m- 5 vocals BAND OF THE BULL RING MADRID decca 29235—el gato montes (here comes the bull)/la giralda (here comes the matador) m- 5 BANKS & SHANE [cutts 5230439, m- PS] peaches on peachtree/peachtree road race m- 6 flip about a marathon in Atlanta BOBBY BARNETT heritage 102-- jim thorpe (great indian athlete)/oklahoma’s OK! m- 5 JOHN FRIGO…///DANNY LONG phonograph 002—after 39 years/cubbie blue m- 4 mf/midt 1984 songs (last pennant 1945) HUGCE HART [modern 70, and m- PS] lucinda/cats in heat/white sox fan m- 5 BOB MITCHELL [nan 3001, m- PS] winter sun/i'll take romance m- 4 instrumentals by Dodger Stadium organist. Nice stadium PS!! PAMELA NEAL free flight 11557—charlie hustle/same m- 4 mf disco, Pete Rose THE NIGHTMARES [coyote 8557, m- PS] baseball altamont/hold on and pray m- 6 PS shows plaque at 1846 elysian fields NY City THE SECTION 15 ORCHESTRA [CANADA EIP 3-and-2, vg+ PS, lyrics] the ballad of tom hence/(instr) m- 4 Blue Jays 1985 BUCK SHAW [records 2 and 3 only, sports for youth/pepsi no #, vg PS] “how to play football” narrations m- 5 from 1962 THE SILENCERS [spirit 11562, and m- PS] baseball (pt. I)/(pt. II) m- 4 midt reggae (white?) 1980 Boston label BILL SLAYBACK karen 714—move over babe (here comes henry) vocal/instru. versions m- 4 Hank Aaron, Detroit label RAYNOLA SMITH cain and able 3942—the legend of “satchel” paige (don’t look back) (vocal/instr.) m- 4 midt disco ’82 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED [EP no number, ONE-SIDED] THIS FAVORED LAND – the sound of sport vg+ 4 narration ’57 era “SPORTS SPECIAL” [EP, airlines transcribed no number] don dunphy talks to carmine basilio (boxer), more boxing vg+ #ol 4 STARLIGHT HARRY…BAND [bulldozer no #, and vg PS, writing on front] selig’s sluggers (ONE SIDED) m- 4 midt jazz pop…who?? EARROL NOBLES STARR starr treasures 1001—(she…)…fawn/pete rose mister charlie hustle m- wol (a-side) 4 flip midslow trib. STEAM [mercury C-30160, and m- Title Sleeve] na na hey hey kiss him goodbye/ m- 5 White Sox logo sleeve JAMES STEWART – CURT GOWDY [fleetwood 6, and m- PS, sticker on front] “BASEBALL the first 100 years” i-ii m- 4 THE SUNSHINE BOYS [CANADA toronto sun 5, and m- PS] the whole town’s talking ‘bout the blue jays (voc/inst) m- 4 includes ball park sounds “Hot Dogs!” etc. – midt vocal 1985 ALLEN SWIFT jubilee 5222—johnny podres has a halo ‘round his head/ temper is… vg+ sol (both sides) 6 GREAT midt pop, with organ accompaniment (let’s BEAT THE YANKEES!), flip also baseball. BROOKLYN DODGERS THE SWINGERS mammoth no number—the mays, McCovey, alou, cepeda, and bailey bossa nova, i-ii vg+ 7 Brooklyn, midfast/pop midtempo flip TATO TOLEDO baby 129—tributo a roberto clement/el astro… vg- #ol (both sides) 4 midfast Latino tribute in Spanish KING TOLLIVER buckeye sound 101—babe ruth/fate vg+ 5 A-side midt to mf, Cleveland OH label 60s or late 50s DANNY TOPAZ [zapot 101, and m- PS] what are we waiting for? (san diego padres rally song)/ m- 4 mf organ instr/ (at the “giant Lowery organ” at the park in San Diego) 1976 EDWIN TORRES viterect 7011—(goodbye adios) roberto clement/eulogy for roberto m- 4 slow spoken +song tribute/inst. version LEE TREVINO [EP U.S. Marine Corps no number] “When I was a Marine… 8 recruiting radio spots m- 4 early Seventies TRIED & TRUE [0034 +invoice, 1991 tour itinerary] nolan ryan (he’s a hero to us all)/same m- 4 fast country, Austin TX, ’90 press TRU-ETTES [selltru 3104, and letter enclosure] he’s the greatest (aaron)/the song of Missouri m- 6 midt pop-western tribute ‘74 THE UNITED SAVINGS…FAME [label, # not stated; m- gatefold Cover] moments from the united savings helms hall of fame m- 4 11 spoken vignettes – baseball, track (roger banister), jesse owens, football, etc. U. S. DEPT. OF TREASURY [EP small center, 5R003] baseball (1869 red stockings), niagara falls, mount rushmore +1 m- 4 1985 JOHNNY VADNAL AND… [rca 51 1167, BLUE WAX] the baseball polka/ vg 4 rare 1949-50 era, mf polka, baseball sounds JOHNNY VALOR st. clair 999—buc fever/green-weenie dog m- 4 60s midt r&roll-pop, Pittsburgh 60s, both basically same song CHARLIE WALKER mission 3—is there a little league in heaven/we thank god for the roses m- 4 slow narration +music (talks to child) SHORTY WARREN [gametime 101, and 1956 promo letter] the mighty mickey mantle/somebody… vg+ xol (a-side) 15 [OR I'LL KEEP] ultra-rare midfast sides, both western swing, close to one-of-a-kind item? SAMMY WATKINS… [cleveland indians ZTSC # only, and original mailing envelope] indians baseball song, i-ii vg+ 4 GALE WATSON genius 502007—pete’s “hit record” (mono/stereo) vg+ 4 cincinnati ’85 midt country, PETE ROSE DOUGC WEISS big fan 409061—tigerholic/same m- #ol (a-side) 4 both sides stereo 1984 Detroit BIG TOM WHITE moon6021—the catfish kid (ballad of jim hunter)/shake, rattle and roll m- 4 mf country ’76, flip redo Haley cmh 1503dj—the catfish kid (the ballad of jim hunter) (mono/stereo) m- 4 the NATIONAL label for the above WILD CARNATION [delmore - number unknown] dodger blue/the lights are… m- 4 1993, IN SHRINK WRAP so can’t check for # MAURY WILLS dot 16529—the ballad of maury wills/the wayfarin’ stranger m- 4 fast talker +instr./fast folk, 1963 GENE WISNIEWSKI dana 3210—baseball polka/tutti-frutti polka m- xol, sol (alt. sides) 4 fast polka Instr. + talk break/ 1950s HENRY WONG freedom 790324—the king of the old rawhide (the ballad of Gaylord perry)/it’s… m- 4 North Carolina 70s midt c&w trib. WOODHULL’S OLD TYME MASTERS [CANADA rca 48 0156, GREEN WAX] take me out to the ball game/ m- 5 midt traditional Style ’51? RICHARD A. WORTHINGTON, DIRECTOR [EP the u. of arkansas 65176, G- PS] arkansas fight song/calling the hogs +10 vg+ sol/a 4 GARO YEPREMIAN garo enterprises 110—yepremian’s lament/how to… m- 6 professional U. S. football player JOHN ZOV [thumbs up of pittsburgh 1000, vg Title-Lyrics sleeve] one for the thumb of ‘81 stereo/stereo? Vg+ 4 RECORDS FROM LIST #94, 2020: FIRST SECTION IS “GENERAL NOVELTY” which isn’t covered in SPECIALIZED sections. MONA ABBOUD mona no number—the pretty little dolly/ m- 4 10-year-old girl talker, novelty about a sinister gift! GREAT! LYNN ABNEY TRIO bob baker 104—short, fat, ugly’s protest/don’t… m- 5 fast novelty, 60s san antonio label A. C. THE KENTUCKY FOX msk 788—TV’s gone/we fell… m- 4 both novelty, A-side “how am I gonna watch the Tigers win?” ACUñA RECORDS [#537227] international order of old bastards/dime… vg+ 5 A-side slow novelty, rare Tombstone AZ label JIM ADAMS danger 5820—ho ho ho/mail myself to you m- 5 midfast novelty songs, rare 60s Minnesota label KIP ADDOTTA laff 0232—I’m so miserable without you (it’s almost like having you around)/a state… mf song -talk novelty m- 4 THE AFTERNOON DELIGHTS mca 51148 [[choose stock or DJ]] general hospi-tale 3:56 and 5:06 versions m- 3 soap operas FRANKLIN AJAYE [little david EP pr-264, with m- PS] “don’t smoke dope, fry your hair!” FOUR CUTS m- 4 stand-up STEVE ALLEN signature 12044—dance time/impossible m- 6 ‘60 similar to ’68 Guy Marks/Okeh Laughing Record answer! WOODY ALLEN [EP with mp PS, united artists SP-98] bible story/brooklyn divorce +8 m- 5 (from “Night Club Years 1964-1968 LP) THE ARCHIBALD PLAYERS arch 1606—mr. grillon/the big nothing m- 4 novelty, Gunsmoke talker/Swanee River off key! THE ASTRONUTS skylab is falling/same m- 4 midfast female disco novelty CHET ATKINS rca 10614—frog kissin’bill cheatham m- 4 midt novelty, flip is unrelated instrumental AUGUST AND THE SPUR…BAND pantera 001—the I-95 asshole song/lost… m- 4 1983 release, great, midt country ASSOB AVON columbia 42736dj—my great grandfather on my mother’s side/assob avon m- 4 rare mf/midt nov’s, ’62 era BABS AND FLOYD rca 6503—giggle box/do you… vg wol 4 goofy midt novelty song with piano and laughter, rare BOBBY B. BAKER [TEST PRESSING, NO LABEL, small center hole, and Promotional Bio letter] take your oil and shove it m- 5 THE BAREFOOT MAN [CAYMAN ISLANDS barefoot 7707, and m- PS] (wait for me) north sound ferry/the barefoot man m- 4 JERRY & JUSTIN BARFUSS count 004 with m- PS—ev’rybody’s fishin’lake of the pines m- 5 Minnesota, A-side light novelty SANDY BARON [EP capitol PRO 4199 /4200 DJ, and vg Pic Cover] sandy baron’s minute lectures m- wol 4 school & teens THE BARRON KNIGHTS: [UK columbia 7525, optional centre intact] pop go the workers (two medleys, 3 songs each) m- sol (both sides) 5 [UK epic 6829] "a taste of agro” medley/remember—decimilazation m- 5 1978 epic 50755—the topical song/the Big V-asectomy [[m- 4]] [[the topical song stereo/stereo DJ m- 4]] [UK epic 7791] the topical song (logical song)/farewell to punk m- 5 [UK epic 8011] food for thought (medley Lucky Number, Pop Music +1)/nanu nanu (shazbot) m- 5 [CANADA epic DJE4 8413 dj] we know who done it, part I stereo/stereo [CARS song with new lyrics] m- 6 [UK epic 8994] the sit song/barron’s fun forty m- 8 midt novelties, flip spoof of radio countdown shows, GREAT [9070, and m- PS] never mind the presents (medley)/the swindon cowboy m- 6 THE BC-52’s mca 54839—(meet) the flintstones (2:24, 2:27 versions) m- 4 mf modern dance novelty THE BEAR KATS bear kat 1002—the baby shower/same m- 4 midt novelty, dialogue and song THE BEATOES u. k. spud 198656 [and m- PS] I’m too ugly for MTV/…videoid blues m- 4 midfast r&roll novelty/”American Bandstand” theme influenced midt novelty with synth. BALTIMORE label despite its name BILLY BEDAMNED lusty 564—do they hang too low/cindy m- 5 mf/fast risqué novelties BENNY BELL vanguard 35185dj—everybody likes my fanny mono/mono m- 3 35209—ikey and mikey/the old canarsie line m- 4 midt mildly-risqué novelties EDDIE BENTLEY paula 1218dj—ode to a walnetto/little children… m- 5 A-side mf country novelty (homage to Laugh-In) THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE rat 10135dj—leroy the friendly shark (who wouldn’t kill)/same m- 5 fast novelty New York City DON BEXLEY & DAVE TURNER dooto 431—the golf game/mary’s ram m- 4 filth comedy duo, is this the first version? THE BICKERSONS [columbia no number, DJ and vg+ Title Sleeve] wedding anniversary/breakfast with john and blanche m- 4 [columbia no number, DJ, vg+ Title Sleeve] 3 a,.m./anniversary present m- 4 [columbia no number, DJ] excerpt from “round 3”/…”round 4” vg+ 4 all hilarious! comedy, stereotype henpecked husband BIG GEE [CANADA reo 9037] chick-a-boom/sunflower wine vg+ sol 4 midt redo Daddy Dewdrop/midt off-key novelty ‘70 BIG ROCK AND TADPOLE out-house 711—ain’t hit a shame/beep-beep song m- 4 flip GREAT mf “substitution” filth song BIRD & MACDONALD jdm 102—the candy rapper/the rodeo song [[m- 4]] [[m-, and PS m- 6]] GREAT risqué candy puns!! JANE BIRKIN & SERGE GINSBOURG fontana 1665—je t’aine…moi non plus/jane b m- #ol 4 risqué Instr. with sex moaning! B’JARCO [mouseblatz 1001, and m- PS] taxi driver/farmer song m- 4 mf southern Calif. highways/midslow, novelties JACK BLANCHARD & MISTY MORGAN wayside 613—humphrey the camel/a place… m- coh 3 RED BLANCHARD columbia 40280dj—captain hideous/dig that crazy mixed-up kid m- 6 midfast novelties 50s JOHNNY BLANKENSHIP kangaroo 42 (with Promo Insert)—big foot/nessie (the loch ness monster) m- 4 GOOD fast/mf nov. BLUEROCK [fiddle sticks 003, and m- PS] redneck mother/rocky top vg+ 4 mild redneck country novelty, flip is “straight” PAT BOONE dot 16368—speedy Gonzales/ vg+ 3 “stereotypical Mexican” novelty (nobody thought much about it in the day) BOONE & ERICKSON scandisk 2945 [small center hole, m- PS] the lutefisk lament/how viking football cane to Minnesota m- 4 NORMAN ALBERT BRAITHWAITE [UK solid 002, and m- PS] can’t finish me song/why do I go fishin’ m- 5 mf Novelty/comedy JONATHAN BRANDMEIER brandmeier 1002—the moo-moo song/…Milwaukee polka m- 4 make love to a cow/STAY in Wis.! the loop 1003 [and m- PS] we’re all crazy in chicago 3:30 and 4:55 mixes m- 4 fast ’86 rock novelty TOM BRESH kapp 2160—d. b. cooper, where are you?/apple pie m- 4 midfast country tribute—novelty A-side PAT BRIGHT, BILLY BAXTER [roulette 4607 DJ, and vg+ PS] “Life With Liz and Dick” LP cuts m- 4 1965-66 era ALBERT BROOKS [abc 11391 and m- PS]—rewriting the national anthem part I & II 4:35/7:05 versions m- 6 LENNY BRUCE united artists SP-112 EP—“Lenny” monologues (LP sampler, nine cuts) m- 6 date on label (a-side) BUCKNER & GARCIA [columbia 18 02867dj, and m- PS] do the donkey kong/same m- 4 fast 1981 rock, arcade games GEORGE BURNS mercury 57011 [withvg+ PS] I wish I was eighteen again/one of the mysteries of life m- 4 JACKIE BURNS plantation 87dj—D.O.A. – O.D./same m- 4 certainly not funny, but topical…death from OD, anti-drug ‘72 ALEX BURTON fb songs 001—ira a. hunger’s tale/elue m- wol (both sides) 5 mf country storysong/NOVELTY country talker Texas RED BUTTONS columbia no number (master 35421/2) dj—record promos (some with Molly, some not) m- 4 [WARP, 3 grams] SEBASTIAN CABOT mgm 13650—it ain’t me babe/and mostly… m- coh 4 GREAT midslow narration of Dylan song, fun!!! AUGUST CAMPBELL…MOMENT BAND flat baroque 12883—the I-95 “asshole” song/lost…m- 4 midslow c&w asshole song! CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA AND HIS MATE DOWNUNDER big tree 17001—skylab fragment mono/stereo m- 4 delightful mf novelty! GEORGE CARLIN rca 47 9110—wonderful wino (top-40 disc jockey)/al sleet your hippy-dippy weatherman m- 5 classic! [little david 731dj, and m- PS] “new news” parts i-ii m- 5 TINKER CARLIN [cloud nine no #, and m- PS] lookin’ for the hi-de-ho/raining in… m- 4 midt boogie/mf, r&roll, B. Holly look-back JOHNNY CASH columbia 43496—the one on the right is on the left/cotton… m- 5 ’66 novelty about protestors, draft, etc. THE CATHEDRAL QUARTET eternal 701108—laughing song/rainbow of love m- 5 tickling song & laughter/slow Grp. harmony GREG CHAMPION [AUSTRALIA abc 875 368] now she’s living in innisfail/louise m- 6 midt 1990, A-side Queensland novelty VIK CHANDLER soundwaves 4738—fritz and frills/fools gold m- 4 a-side midfast country novelty (Mondale-Ferraro) CECILE CHAUVEAU gogo 7458—the sensuous dog/same m- 6 crude midslow novelty about Playboy Mag., etc. Louisiana? CHET & CHARLIE quartercash 75—the apartment/the bullfighter m- 4 risqué dialogues, 60s 1001—the golf game/the pool game m- 4 risqué dialogues, 1960s pressing THE CHIPMUNKS liberty 55452dj—my wild irish rose/america the beautiful m- 4 [EP, liberty SX-1008, and m- Cover, coh] alvin’s orchestra/swanee river/sing a goofy song/witch doctor m- coh 4 [sunset 61003 with m- PS]—chitty, chitty bang bang/hushabye mountain m- 4 RARE excelsior 1003 [with m- PS] call me/refugee m- 4 rca pb 13374—e.t. & me/tomorrow m- 4 both sides midtempo TED CHIPPINGTON [UK vindaloo 15, and m- PS] the wanderer/time gone by m- 4 Nov., midt talker/ment. Elvis Beatles etc. ROGER CHRISTIANSEN sla-mon 306—the boys in the navy blue/poker talk m- 5 ms/midt, 60s sounds like vanity, Nov. flip CHUCKHOLE & THE ASPHALTS mbp 305—funny/guess what m- 3 (includes minimal Title Sleeve) THE CLAMS three brothers 404—close to you/first time ever I saw your face m- xol 5 total Spike Jones goofy sounds style DOUG CLARK & THE HOT NUTS EP gross 1000 [and m- PS] excerpts from 3 of their LP’s (#102, 103, 105) m- 4 PAUL CLAYTON monument 424—last cigarette/so long (it’s…) vg+ wol (both sides) 5 great smoking novelty, flip “straight” FRANCIS COLBURN oren 1003dj—excerpts from the campaign speech i-ii m- 4 comedy speech, RARE Vermont 60s label THE COLORADO BEATLES [UK emi 2998] o Cheryl/potatoes m- 5 ’79, midfast novelty/midt BILLY CONNOLLY [UK stiff 218, and m- PS] super gran/yootha’s song m- 4 midt rock novelty, flip is slow Instru. unrelated BOB CORLEY rca 6587—on location/mr. chairman m- 4 BILL COSBY tetragrammeton 1539dj—golf/football vg+ 5 (confirmed by playgrade, looks vg) capitol 4259—yes, yes, yes/ben m- 4 novelty talker/midt story-soul talker TINY COSHART coulee 105—tree in the hole/why… m- 4 fast Rolf Harris “Court Caractacus” type GERRY COTT [UK epic 3047 and m- PS] ballad of the lone ranger/just like…m- 5 synth, midt tribute/mf rock COUNT VON BLITZSTEIN dot 15789dj—perfidia/count von blitzstein practices… m- 4 midt chaos with crowd/GRT talker nov. BOBBY CRAIG palladium no number—have you got any pot, nancy Reagan?/ghost of Christmas past m- 4 A-side mf Nov. DIXIE R. CRATT country showcase america 167—souvenir from niagara falls/cat futch & commander m- 4 topical story songs JIMMY CROSS tollie 9039—I want my baby back/play… m- coh 5 HILARIOUSLY GRUESOME (!) song about fatal auto wreck DAN CRYDER garbled 1117—barbecue spuds McKenzie/maybe… m- 4 A-side mf novelty rock BILLY CRYSTAL [a&m 2774dj, and m- PS] I hate when that happens/same m- 4 goofy-and-fun midt light rappish novelty T. W. CURRY hazy-a no number—low down herpes blues/more than you’ll ever know m- 4 Michigan midt c&w Nov, flip isn’t JULIE D’ANNE finer arts 2020—introduction to zepporah the lonely butterfly/zepporah… m- 4 as strange as it looks!! author introduces her story; flip is midtempo kids’ song (Is this from a book of some kind?) incredible DANRO RECORDS [#1900] I’m a singing poodle vocal/instru. m- 4 midt pop novelty early sixties? DAVE AND JESSE bullseye 1000 [with m- PS] dr. ruth/herpes roulette m- 4 good novelties, ms DOOWOP/mf new wave ‘86 SAMMY DAVIS, JR. decca 29200—because of you, i-ii vg+ sol (both sides) 5 rare 1954, impersonations of various celebrities 29929—get out of the car/without… [[vg+ tol both sides]] [[DJ vg+ sol both sides]] 5 A-side novelty! DALE DAWSON caramba! 101—get on the table, mabel i-ii m- 4 midt, risqué limericks JIM DAWSON [apple-ridge 1001, and m- PS] stop – stop (the red lights blinkin’)/one more show vg+ 4 Madison WI midt nov. DA YOOPERS you guys 71245—rusty Chevrolet/smelting u.s.a. m- 3 great mf Jingle Bells parody/midt, novelties 11248—second week of deer camp/my car won’t go m- 4 midt “Irish” [BEER camp, I guess]/stuck in snow, novelties 90655—cow pie song/three months late mf/midt novelties m- 4 group is from Michigan’s Upper Peninsula 91052—fishing wit fred/da fish fight song m- 4 midt boogie rock/mf, novelties 05663—bingo fever/I-500 m- 4 mf/fast novelties (flip is about famous annual snowmobile race in Sault Ste. Marie) 90611—dog named zippo/beer gut m- 4 midt goofiness!/mf polka nov. 22575—happy birthday fungus face/D J blues m- 5 midt group novelties, GREAT flip SENATOR ROSCOE DEAN gws no#—a ballad to george Wallace/monday morning…m- 4 ’72 tribute (he was shot)/fast nov. JIMMY DEE hustler 100—the jay-walking judge (with a street walking woman)/same m- 4 mf country novelty, 60s or ’70 era TOMMY DEE k-ark 995—welfare cadillac/puppy and the hobo m- 4 country talkers RICK DEES atlantic 89601—get nekked/eat my shortws [[m- 3]] [[DJ copy, m- with m- PS 5]] mushroom 7048—chantilly lace/disco brief m- 4 redo Fifties rock and roll (not nov.)/flip 0:45 disco novelty …AND HIS CAST OF IDIOTS rso 857—disco duck i-ii m- 4 (flip is instrumental) 860dj—dis-gorilla (part 1/same) m- 4 ///FRATERNITY BOYS no-o-o budget 1681—attack of the fly///double shot (of…) m- 5 fly caught in zipper!///fast redo THE DETERGENTS roulette 4616dj—mrs. jones (‘w about it)/tea… m- #ol 5 midt “old timey” novelty with banjo, etc. JIMMY DICKENS united artists 50889—try it, you’ll like it/helpless m- 4 A-side midfast novelty DILDOS jet stream no number DJ—“f… off”/”f… everybody” m- 4 midt, with the F-word, boogie rock/rock sides THE DIRTY ½ DOZEN fun 10004—ring dang doo/darby’s ram m- 4 midt/mf risqué 60s songs (A-side NOT of Sam the Sham) THE DIRTY OLD MEN trash 519—the race, parts one/two “ADULTS ONLY” m- 4 risqué from 60s D. J. JAZZY JEFF [jive 1099, and m- PS, stickers] parents just don’t understand (vocal/instr) m- 4 DOCTOR BADBREATH [CANADA mustard 146] stinky breath/sometimes m- 4 fast/slow novelties, 1982 NORM DOMBROWSKI & HAPPY-NOTES gold 112—enjoy…/no assatall polka m- 4 mf novelty DON AND THE DONUTS tongue and cheek 882—get your tongue out of my mouth…I’m kissin’ you goodbye/ m- 4 midt novty. CHARLIE DRAKE united artists 477dj—zulu drake/sweet Freddie green m- 6 goofy and similar to his hit/fast novelty, rare eric 209—my boomerang won’t come back/ (Frank Ifield flip) m- 4 “black in the face” and ORIG. LONG VERSION GUY DRAKE royal american 1—welfare cadillac/keep off my grass m- 4 (novelty’ flip fast rockin’ country guitar instru.) RUSTY DRAPER mercury 71351—hip monkey/you can… vg+ 4 insane midfast sax-drums r&roll novelty A-side, flip isn’t JIMMY DURANTE warner bros. 5483dj—I came here to swim/old man time m- 5 midt r&rollish novelty/jazz not novelty flip ARNOLD DUTY state fair 232—mighty fightin’ man from alabama/a chance m- 4 A-side crude midt country George Wallace/ EDDIE & DUTCH ivanhoe 502—my wife, the dancer/can’t… m- 4 505—my mother-in-law came out of retirement/bambino m- 4 DARLENE EDWARDS WITH…/// JONATHAN… corinthian 1001—stayin’ alive///Copacabana m- 4 wildly off key vocal/inst. THE EFFETE CORP OF IMPUDENT SNOBS enterprise 9011dj—a household word/same m- 4 midt nov. song about Agnew JIM ELLARS soundwaves 4801—cocaine bill/sick and… m- 4 midt country about drug people DOLAN ELLIS commentary 1001dj—sick in de stomach/joe bean m- 4 slow to mf Nov. & Caribbean feel/nov. talker THE EMBELLISHMENTS [private label no #] if you can’t buy it/lonely boy vg 4 Texas folk, mf novelty, EARLY credit topic BLAKE EMMONS show biz 231—green side saddle banana/I can’t… m- coh 4 A-side mf country novelty, 60s ERITEX [no #] the fun game/an executive visit or… m- 6 RARE from early 60s comedy, impersonations/JFK sketch ERV, HARVEY & KEN rio 707—old model T/moonshine in sprucepine NC/pampalona (*sic*) spain +1 m- 4 unusual c&w novelties from EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW… [columbia 45639 and m- PS] an arrangement/the favor m- 4 THE FALLING STARS [triad 777, and m- PS] ham vs. sickotoriat, i-ii m- 5 Nixon impersonation and obscenity bleeps!!! FAST BUCK tear drop 3486—when the moon goes down on medina lake I’ll be going down on you/best…m- 4 risqué, both nov. FAX RECORDS E.P.’s [#AA, with m- PS, but 1-square-inch chunk torn off] “Adam Stag Party Special” LP sampler m- 5 DICK FELLER united artists xw316—biff, the friendly purple bear/goodbye…m- 3 midslow talking storysong (“serious” not nov) ZOOT FENSTER antique 069—why can’t you be like jimmy/the man on page 602 m- 4 mf Jim Bakker novelty/retail catalog CLIFF FERRE kem 127—joe’s joint/hawaiian tale m- 4 Picked these up 40 to 45 years ago, have *NEVER* seen since!! 128—the greatest broad-jumper/ain’t it a beauty vg+ 4 129—a cocky cowboy/house with the little red light m- 4 130—rosie don’t bang on the piano/…sport vg+ 4 GREAT! 131—fifi’s got the biggest one in france/uncle harry’s little peacock m- 4 132—the pirate’s poop/thatno good--!!! m- 4 Picked these up 40 to 45 years ago, have *NEVER* seen since… FIRESIGN THEATRE columbia AE 7 1041dj—40 great unclaimed melodies!/live from… m- 4 record offer/drugs, etc. comedy FLYING ALLIGATOR BAND player 114—she’d be a perfect lady/you can’t…m- 4 midfast country, potty-mouthed woman… THE FOLKEL MINORITY [folksee 001, and m- PS] freeze a yankee/a tribute to the trinity m- 4 midtempo novelties Texas ‘78 JIM FOSSO oblivion 2000—(I’ve had it up to here with that) DISCO JACK/long… m- 4 mf boogie country rock, 1979 novelty THE FOUR LADS columbia 40236—gilly gilly ossenfeffer katzenellen bogen by the sea/I hear… m- 4 1954, midt light Novelty 40490dj—the average giraffe/too much! baby, baby! vg+ sol (both sides) 4 1955 novelty FRANCESCO date 1625dj—taxi, taxi italiano/you want to be americano m- 5 A-side GREAT mf Italian novelty, lotsa fun TOM FREEMAN [rafter 505 with m- Title Sleeve, lyrics on back] ohio river ramblin’ raft race/ m- 4 rapid talk-song WAKY Radio DAVE FRY small time no number—zombie jamboree/clinch mountain m- 4 midslow calypso novelty—horror, ’70 era? THE FUGG-OW-WEE BAND king creole 1004—I made…/addicted to the T. V. guide m- 4 cool mf Novty, hint of 40s boogie PAT GALO rca 8179—too busy/you can tell her anything m- sol 4 fast-talker novelty song/midfast jiver-teener, 1960 era PAT GARRETT gold dust 101 [yellow wax, and m- Pic and Title Insert 7 x 7] sexy ol’ lady/same m- 4 mf novelty msk 2924—by george (I’m glad I’m not Boy George)/hows your love life m- 4 ’84, was scandal THAT long ago? award records (number unknown) EMPTY PS ONLY m- 3 (flip “dancin’ john”) don’t have the record for this… GAYLORD & HOLIDAY [EP, golden horn 1000] ona da road again/april day! +2 m- 4 three great novelties, one straight song GENGO & GREGORIO one world 300—happy birthday rock ‘n’ roll (vocal/instr) vg+ 5 mention Beatles, Motown, etc. mf r&roll GERALDINE little david PR 173dj—the perfect secretary/the bunny club m- 5 great sketches GILROY & FRIENDS kom-a-day 301—ice man, part i/ii m- 4 midt risqué song-and-talker GIRLS WITH CREDIT CARDS moolah 7001—madonna-wanna-be tonight, i/ii m- 3 midt dance rock, 1985 GEORGE GOBEL souncot 1140—are you a turtle/old sam m- 5 JESSE GOLDBERG [ralph no #, m- PS] it’s honeymooner time/same [[m- 3]] or it’s…/happy birthday to me [[m- 4]] lyrics on PS GOLDEN RECORDS [739, with vg+ PS, scribbling on front] THE FLINTSTONES dino the dino i-ii “original TV voices” vg+ 4 [723 and vg+ Pic Cover] superman [THE VIDEO SINGERS]///tarzan song [MITCH MILLER and…] m- 5 JUMPIN’ JOHN GOLDSMITH atlantic 7 89686dj—you’re still not safe in a japanese car stereo/stereo m- 4 great! ‘83 THE GOODLETTSVILLE FIVE guyden 2096dj—eef/bailey’s gone eefin’ m- 4 BOTH midfast guitar Instr’s with “eefing” GORDO brite leaf 6000—cocktails darling/I’m sorry I made you cry m- 5 midt Instru. talker/ballad, novelties BOBBY GOSH [zoo york04828, and m- PS] don’t need a vigilante/a little…[[m- 4]] or DJ don’t need…/same [[with m- PS m- 3]] ANDY GRIFFITH capitol F3872—silhouettes/conversation with a mule m- 4 “LET’S HAVE A PARTY WITH LEWIS GRIZZARD” [#009 dj, never had a cover] m- 4 great southern stand-up, nine cuts LARRY GROCE daybreak 1005—the bumper sticker song/I love m- xol 4 midfast novelty warner bros. 8442dj (with promotional insert) turn on your TV/the hog and dog faction m- 3 midt nov. tribute/slow nov. SYL GROESCHL ORCH. cuca 1447—ve get so soon oldt/anna… m- 4 Wisconsin 60s, midt polka novelty DENNY GUDIM homely 1935—why am I so ugly/you’ll… m- 4 great midt novelty, country, 70s? GULLIVER & THE TRAVELERS roulette 4659dj—the little riddle/ballad of… m- 4 midslow “chipmunks” novelty/Instr. version AL HAMBRICK [frontier 6806, and m- PS] march for freedom/marching in the streets m- 5 midt M. L. King tribute/(instr) GEORGE HAMILTON uni 55303dj—evel knievel/boy… m- 4 midt tribute to daredevil PAUL HAMPTON [[battle 45919 and vg+ PS] I’m in love with a bunny (at the playboy club)/bandera m- 5 rare cheesecake sleeve THE HAPPY JESTERS abbott 3025—heart of my heart/just because m- 5 both fast pop 50s, with STRANGE! voice tricks HAPPY SHAHAN london 110dj—poocho, the bow-wow-less fido/secret lovin’ undercover man m- 4 MIKE HARDING [UK philips #CLOG-1 and m- PS] born bad/jimmy spoons/manuel m- 5 latter is midt comedy-novelty song HARDWICK panorama 8—the old teenager/the salmon fisherman m- 6 fast novelty COMPLETE madness/midt talker DOUG HARRELL [colonial EP 501, and vg_ Cover] hospitality blues/exsantuination blues vg+ 5 fast talking blues novelties ROLF HARRIS [CANADA 20th fox 230] lost little boy/the big black hat m- wol 5 midt/fast novelty, flip VERY goofy WES HARRISON [irc 7000, and vg+ PS, store stamp on reverse] “fun with sounds” m- 6 wonderful sound effect all via MOUTH! philips djp-4 dj—wes’ car/better late than never m- 4 these are GREAT, all sound effects made with his mouth! THE HARVARD MEN dore 1014—le burp (vocal/instr) m- 5 midt white rap-rock novelty, good JOHNNY HAWKER [AUSTRALIA astor 7144] my papa has got one/runaround vg+ sol (flip) 5 midt, mustache song light Novelty!/ ED HAWKINS noble 109009—big bad wild wooly wangdoodle/they’re… m- 4 mf c&w novelty, Detroit suburbs, 1981 P. J. HAYDEN seven hills 1862—the story of a dog (yr. 1862)/I have… m- 4 Evansville, Indiana storysong about a wolf THE HEART’S DELIGHT FOLLIES ’69 crewe 336—american moon/same [[m- 5]] [[DJ m- 5]] great mf Tiny Tim style novelty, hilarious RAY HEATHERTON cadence 1296—alfred, the air-sick eagle/the pirate parrot m- sol 4 fifties pop novelties midt/mf MEL HENKE warner bros. PRO 139dj—old mac donald had a girl/every… +1 m- 5 midt Instr. horns-drums-LAUGH, others jazz Inst. BENNY HILL [U, pye 15327] pepy’s diary/gather in the mushrooms vg+ 6 would you believe 1961??!! HILLY BILLY quartercash 69—the ode to john futher mucker/they all ask for you m- 4 midt/mf risqué, country rockers! light T. K. HILTON lightwater 2—the lottery blues (same both sides) m- 4 midt country 70s, Lotto addict HOMER HINKLEDINK///FRANK BOOMER… outhouse 714—his’n and her’n///music to go to the john by m- 4 mf/fast ///TOM CAT...FISHCAKES 720—the one I’ve got’s not big enough/she came running… m- 5 mf risqué x2 JAN HOBSON [raccoon 800 and m- PS] throw your cat away/the raccoon song m- 4 great tongue-in-cheek (she loves cats) GENE HOFFORD [hoff 0003 and m- title sleeve] tammy & jimmy/t&j (instr. flip) m- 4 mf boogie rock novelty (evangelists) BUDDY HOLLYWOOD dancing sandwich 45101—it’s hard to say I love you (when you’re sitting on my face)/low…m- 5 grt.mid THE HOLY MODAL ROUNDERS metromedia BMBO-0201—boobs a lot/black bottom m- 5 THE HOMBRES verve forecast 5076—it’s a gas/am I high m- coh 5 mf novelty (NOT Alfred E. Newman song)/midt novelty HOMER & JETHRO rca 47 7162—at the flop/my special angel m- 6 JUST WAIT until I “hit” my Homer and Jethro collection next year!! 47 7342—I guess things happen that way/lullaby of bird dog m- 5 …And, for that matter, the Spike Jones stuff… 47 8305—joe bean “do not divulge the ending”/Freda on the freeway m- 4 this is some fun stuff HONG KONG WHITE SOX trans-world 6906—cholley oop/he’d better go m- [[yellow label]] or [[black label]] 5 great parodies! JEFF HOOVEN trey 3009dj—the ring, i-ii m- 4 narrative and strong – “straight” novelty HAL HOPPER WITH DONNA FULLER dot 15764—that’s how the cookie crumbles/don’t interrupt m- 5 midslow jiver nov. ‘58 THE HOT TAMALES banana 6394—underneath the covers, i/ii vg+ 4 midt risqué novelty from late 60s SCOTT HOYT tangerine no number—the morning wake up song/…wake up service m- 5 midt, soul-dance synth/nocv. sketch HJUDSON AND LANDRY dore 855—ajax liquor store/the hippie & the redneck m- 3 comedy sketches 874—obscene phone bust/the prospectors m- 4 great novelty with unlikely “BLEEP” sound effects, wild THE IDIOTS riverside 4505—school for airplane pirates/the sportscaster m- 4 great com. sketches ca. 1960 (hijack to Cuba) AUTRY INMAN risqué 104—army life, i/ii vg+ 4 risqué standup comedy (also see WAR section) BUNNY IRIS juke box 102—easter bunny/pretty little kitty m- 5 KID midt cute novelties, apparent late 50s? ISLAND turtleheads 1002—“TKO – E.P.E.C.”/my my my m- 5 midt white rap/slow country, El Paso TX novelties 80s BURL IVES ‘[buena vista 419 DJ, and m- glossy PS] ugly bug ball/on the front porch m- 4 Ugly..is cool Disney novelty JACK AND THE OP BIRDS astra 577—the op song/the dreamy… m- 5 midfast “chipmunks” early 60s/midt instru. JEF JAISUN [cantbustem 401, with autographed m- Pic Cover] friendly neighborhood narco agent +2 m- 6 RARE first release This EP is autographed on the cover. I got this from Jef Jaisun in person in 1983. WALLY JAMES ja da S80-326-2225--…/jesse won’t be back m- wol (flip) 4 FLIP is mf Jesse James light novelty 70s Nebraska WILLIAM JAMES dolly el 121543—the toilet song/same m- 4 midt novelty country, West Covina label BIG AL JANO &…LOVER hottrax 15009—the condon man (uncensored, censored versions) m- 4 [with mm- Title-lyric sleeve "foldover"] JEB AND COUSIN EASY par T 1004—the bridge game/laugh along m- 5 1005—the bowling game/Oklahoma indian m- 5 1006—cousin easy’s fishing hole/[backwards] m- 4 the raunchiest of the entire series 1007—spanish opera/dear john m- 4 all Double-entendre! BOB JENKINS (& 3 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER MANDY) liberty 1448 dj—the cube/the cube m- 4 any guess how this ends? lol JIM AND DON dot 15935—henry and emma i/ii m- 4 novelty-comedy sketch 1959 STANLEY JOHNSON [musicats no number] tribute to john wayne [ONE-SIDED] m- 5 narration with music, rare HON. NICK JONES AND IAN MACRAE [UK stiff aussie WED-1 and M- PS] the ballad of lady di/3 minutes silence m- 4 novelties, A-side fast…FLIP is brilliant dialogue between a “dumb” guy and an ex-Nazi, also novelty SPIKE JONES rca victor 47 3198—the charleston/charleston-mio vg+ sol (a-side) 5 rare 1950 [EP, rca epa 288, and vg Cover]that old black magic/liebestraum/love in bloom/my old flame m- 4 liberty 55191—the late late late movies i-ii vg+ 4 hilarious late movies TV host portrayed on this 55253dj—ah-1, ah-2, ah-sunset strip, parts i/ii m- sol 5 goofy narration as detective-show type WILL JORDAN hanover 4529—bye bye love/fly carpet fly vg+ [[STOCK or DJ]] 4 novelties, A-side imitates Ed Sullivan Show JUDGE DREAD 20th century 2014dj [with m- PS] big six/one armed bandit m- 4 midt reggae sides, different Instr. flip 2037dj—big seven/dread m- wik 4 midt reggae filth/midt snyth instru. different [UK bigshot 613] big seven/dread m- sol (a-side) 6 Jamaican reggae “filth” (about penis) 1972 classic 3016 [CANADA] up with the cock/come outside m- 4 mf ostensibly farm novelty mf/midt great risqué song LARRY JUNKINS brand x 11054—if it…/disco sucks m- 4 midfast country, hint of risqué-nedd SANDY KANE bare with me 5172—I don’t wanna go back to the bar/he comes and goes home (to me) m- 3 slight risqué KARON & COFFEE quartercash 76—the rawhide bra/the smart dog m- 4 southern dialogue/mf mumbling drunk song & talk MICKEY KATZ capitol F3239—roiselle from texas/sweet and gentle m- 5 A-side parody Yellow Rose of Texas F3342—sixteen tons/frailach jamboree vg+ 5 parody, flip is instrumental F3851dj—k’nock around the clock/nudnick, the flying schissel vg+ sol (both sides) 4 [EP capitol 1-647, vg- Cover] duvid crockett/c’es-tzi bon/tweedle dee/herring boats vg+ 5 JEFF KAY challenge 9188dj—the big walk (50 miles)/blame it on teddy m- 4 mf novelty, JFK impersonation +girtl DANNY KAYE [BOX SET 3 records, decca 377, Record #24784 missing, box vg] anatole of paris/lobby number +5 vg+ 4 CHARLIE KELLOGG great 2002—big fat stella/when I get… m- 4 country 60s, fast NOVELTY/flip midt not novelty MURRY KELLUM cinnamon 765dj—huckleberry’s ferryboar building blues// m- 3 novelty country early 70s BRU-U-UCE KELLY pink pig 101—wrestlemania 3:58 and 4:20 versions RED WAX m- 4 SAMMY KERSHAW par T 1010—double talk/double talk m- 4 basically, redo “Beep Beep Song” see BIG ROCK &TADPOLE KEVIN AND THE BLACKHEARTS Kevin kat 117—just for lust/angie… m- 4 mf guitar-rock SEX nov, great gui-drums break! THE KIDS FROM OLIVER smash 1873dj—popeye’s birtyday partypop go…m- 4 midt song Popeye imitation/fast kids, novelty KING PENGUIN WITH GARY BURBANK fraternity 3465 (with promo insert)—the national enquirer/three piece suit mf/ms m- 4 APOSTOLOS KOSTOPOULOS: decibel 5—feelin’ sorry for myself/taxicab… m- 4 goofy, utterly HORRID nov.60s! KRISTI gp 578—(I’d like to see) the easter bunny disco/disc///TONY LUISI disco bunny KID midf synth disco/Instr. version “LAFF” RECORDS [NO ARTIST CREDITED] 1001—rosie don’t bang on the piano/favorite indoor sport m- 3 this is his BEST SUZANNE LAKE AND JACQUES KAYAL je t’aime moi non plus/love at first sight vg+ 3 passionate instr/vocal (moans etc) TOM LANE [LABEL NOT CREDITED, #14140] doughnut song/kindergarten song m- 4 cabin trail 001-qdf-booger time blues/dirty old man m- 4 midt/fast, as risqué as titles sound JOEL LANGRAN rori 714 I really wanted to be a “singar”/young and foolish m- 5 a-side great midfast novelty BOB LARSON moon 1028—99 legs and a thump (the centipede song)/cattle call m- 4 midt novelty/mf yodeler “LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!” [little david PR 197 dj, m- PS] GEORGE CARLIN raisin rhetoric/hallway groups, COMMITTEE m- 4 LINDA LAURIE glory 290—ambrose (part five)/ooh, what… vg+ 4 talking novelty, in subway tunnel, “just keep walkin…” ED LAWHORNE plumbers 6015—don’t let old jaws bite you/never swim again m- 4 midt novelty songs, Wilmington NC label JOHN LAWS daybreak 1006—comin’ after jinny/approaching lavender m- 4 mf country, A-side talker light novelty ‘72 GARRY LEE AND SHOWDOWN damon 122 “jukeboxes only”—the rodeo song/cajun… m- 4 fast, rude country nov. cussing 133—rodeo cowboy/ethel pump m- 4 flip fast novelty LEE AND PAUL columbia 41337dj—the chick/valentina,… m- #ol 4 novelty 1959 era TOM LEHRER [EP, reprise PRO-218 dj, NO COVER] new math/the folk song army/pollution/national brotherhood week m- 5 224 dj—poisoning pigeons in the park/in old mexico/Clementine/we will all go together when we go m- 5 THE LEONARD FAMILY pip 892—once you understand/it won’t… m- 4 cover version of anti-drug talk-song LIEUTENANT PIGEON [CANADA london 1045] desperate dan/opus 300 m- 4 flip Napoleon XIV influence, laughter, etc. THE LINKS rr 302020—your ugly but your mine/don’t take her from me m- 4 great midt novelty country A-side, Iowa label ROBERTA LINN (ETC.) [EP rex prod. 2011] katie the kangaroo m- 5 (and five other cuts which are traditional Christmas songs) GEORGE LION [GERMANY, cca 3990, andm- PS] don’t touch the white powderhey… m- 4 (also with Biogr. insert) TIZZY LISH crest 1042—crazy recipe/reducing m- 4 mf talker/midt, novelties 1959 RICH LITTLE colgems 1013 dj—that’s life/did I ever really live m- 5 (with Colgems sleeve) GEORGE LLOYD rca 9121dj-=-does your mother know/somebody had to put you down m- 5 midt novelty/rec. studio insanity THE LONE GROOVER [EP, UK charly 124, and m- Cover] who cares/single off the album/straight sex/image ain’t worth… m- 7 various type novelties! first cut is fast punk-powerpop, 1980 LORD DIDD mr,. peake 106—gunga didn’t/morse code m- 4 HILARIOUS! like S. Gianotta above/flip fast jazz Instru. 1962 JIM LOWE dot 15381—close the door/nuevo Laredo m- 5 invasion of…something…1955 precursor to Tribbles, maybe???? LUCKY LOOK music city 5-15-79—potato run/old… m- 4 A-side fast country novelty, good! (Maine artist?) Nashville label FRANK LUTHER [decca children’s series 9-88079, with m- PS] the goonie-bird song/willie, the whistling giraffe vg+ 5 wacky 88156 [with m- PS] one to ten (the counting song)/abc (the alphabet record) m- 4 decca 9 1002 [with vg+ PS] “a child’s first toys” songs m- 5 1005 [with vg+ PS] “a child’s first dolls” songs m- 5 1006 [with vg+ PS] “a child’s first rides” songs m- 5 FRANK LYNDON [strawberry 101, m- PS] fonzie meets kotter’s sweat hogs (at the school dance) VOCAL/INST. m- 5 midt novelty JOHNNY MAGGARD [chaparral 1021, and vg+ PS] mr. “T”/same m- 4 “I wanna be like Mr. T” AUGUST MAJCAN bel air 224, CANADA—the truth about the rubber boots/bonavista… m- 3 midfast c&w Nov., Newfoundland! MANUEL [SWEDEN? sonnet 2113, and m- PS] manuel’s good food guide/adios…m- 4 Italian-style novelty in English, fun MARCH HARE p & d 182—the week/just let go vg+ 4 A-side “goddam alimony is due” “she shot her husband yesterday” BARBARA MARKAY disco by b. markay no number—it’s all rite to fuck all nite/I’d rather… m- 4 mf profane disco/midslow BEN MARNEY & HOME COOKIN’ southern biscuit 101—disco, go to hell/circle m- 4 STEVE MARTIN warner bros. PRO 698dj—excuse me/let’s get small/ramblin’ man/vegas m- 3 (several copies) geffen 28482dj—dentist!/same m- 4 midfast, masochism hints MAXIMUS AND HIS PROJECTORS mbm 1945—a thing called limericks ibang bang lulu m- 5 risqué/fast substitution song BIG JOHN MAY…PEOPLE country showcase america 146—my dingaling/akong came jones m- 4 70s covers of novelty songs CHUCK McCANN colpix EP 1000 dj—“SING ALONG WITH JACK” vive la dynasty +3 more m- 5 comedy and some songs COYOTE McCLOUD awesome 105dj—where’s the beef/same m- 3 mf disco novelty and girls awesome/wendy’s 105 dj [with m- PS] where’s the beef/same m- 4 with Clara Peller, lyrics on back of PS DOUG McGUIRE brand x #one half, dj—bernard the mule/same m- 4 novelty about bureaucrat MULE (yes the animal) PHIL McLEAN versatile 108dj—big mouth bill/come with us vg+ wol 5 midt novelties, 1962 date on label FILTHY McNASTY x rated 4000—the garden song/same m- 4 mf risqué talk-song STEW McTAGGART [CANADA coral 8601] bogwater beer/sex is for saturday night m- 4 RALPH McTELL [EP, UK mays 3, and m- PS] kenny the kangaroo/holly the hedgehog +2 vg+ 5 novelty Australian content MEL-0-DONS QUARTETTE mel-o-d 601—lutefisk/whispering vg 5 RARE fifties :Oh Susanna” parody novelty A-side Minn. BOB MELVIN capitol PRO 1799/1800 dj—silly questions/closer, baby, don’t fight it m- 4 early 60s comedy MEN OF COUNTRY [AUSTRALIA rca 102630] nudist beach/no one knows midnight like melinda m- wol (a-side) 5 fast/hooker BRAD MERCER spec 139—euell gibbons for president/same m- 4 midt novelty country 1975 THE MERRY-GO-ROUNDERS [columbia MJV 4-162, and vg PS] the bird orchestra/it’s somebody’s birthday m- 4 mf/midt MERRY MELODY SINGERS [PICTURE RECORD playsong 82, small center] nelly bly/little brass wagon m- 4 kids singing, 1950s MESSENGER chararell 12384—the cardiac kidsleave me the blues m- 4 mf Cleve. Browns novelties, 1980 DON MEYER [DOUBLE EP, m- Gatefold, Rivoli label, RED WAX] “excuse my fluff” m- 4 risqué “mistakes” (may be contrived) MEYER & DRAKE wizardom 0001—mr. bill/skeleton’s lament m- 8 great novelties, A-side Sat. Night Live send-up MICKEY & KITTY atlantic 2024—ooh-sha-lala/the kid brother m- 6 midslow novelty, r&roll-calypso 1960 MICKEY MOUSE CLUB,,,JIMMIE DODD, THE MICKEY… abc 9680—the mickey mouse mambo/the Humphrey hop +1 vg+ 4 MICKEY MOUSE AND PLUTO… [rca WY 2002, YELLOW WAX, vg+ Book-Sleeve] the what-zis and the who-zis, part I/ii m- 5 BERNARD MILES [UK his master’s voice 8176, and m- Pic Cover] over the gate +3 m- 4 [P—“rural/rustic comedy”] 1st Press DICK MILES dot 16183—russian roulette/cheva-kiser-olds-mo-laca-stude-uar-linco-baker vg+ 4 rare mf/midt novelties MISS DEE beacon 789—it’s what’s up front that counts/oh what a jock vg+ 4 now-rare midt risqué 50s MISS KITTY AND THE TEXAS BS BAND merit 2517—the pussy cat song/runaway fiddle m- 4 Instru. flip TOM MITTER AND DAN INGROFF portage 101—the hill-billy pretzel/my liberated woman m- 5 midt suggestive c&w nov. ‘73 MONDA buddah 347dj—orvie and willy (don’t ya wanna get off)/same m- 4 midt novelty Wright Brothers tribute! ‘73 VAUGHN MONROE rca 47 6619—in the middle of the house/rollin’ heart vg+ sol (both sides) 4 GREAT railroad tracks in house! LOU MONTE roulette 4266dj—oh, oh, rosie/bim bam bu (the fruit store man) m- wol 5 midfast/midt, novelty flip reprise 20085dj—please mr. columbus (turn the ship around)/addio… m- wol 5 A-side midfast novelty [20106, and vg+ PS] pepino the Italian mouse/what did Washington say vg+ 4 A-side great novelty rca 8716dj—mama get the hammer (there’s a fly on papa’s head)/six o’clock supper m- wol 5 mf novelties (yipe…) 9216dj—when you get what you want/there’ll be… m- 4 A-side midfast light novelty 9405dj—I don’t play with matches anymore/same m- 4 midt, not novelty (listed here for convenience) gwp 530dj—I really don’t want to know/I have an angel in heaven m- 3 slow/ms not novelty (here for convenience) musicor 1409—my wife, the dancer/leaky gondola m- 4 midt/ms novelties DEAN MONTEREY [AUSTRALIA emi custom 13118] superbat/happy life vg+ 4 midt/fast kid novelties, 70s GLENN MOONEY fraternity 922—beep alonia/why baby why m- 5 A-side fun extraterrestrial novelty middle 60s RAY MOORE [UK play 213m and m- PS] o’ my father had a rabbit/the bog-eyed jog m- 5 midt novelty/Instru. FRANK MORGAN [capitol 64-30044, and m- PS Gatefold] gossamer wump, i/ii vg+ 5 two-part story, Children’s series GEOF MORGAN [flying fish 4015, and m- PS] goodbye, john wayne/for… m- 4 LAMAR MORRIS boone 1034dj—may the bird of paradise fly up your nose/bank… m- 4 humorous same-tempo of Dickens THE MOUSKETEERS buena vista- PS] disco mouse (mickey mouse march)/walking the dog m- 5 mf, disco/falsetto rock (roaring 20’s) MR. ENTERTAINMENT [#1001, vg+ PS]—the Montana sheepherder/visit to a nudist colony vg+ 5 MUD, SWEAT & JEERS [rca 14088, and m- PS] every dawg has its day (vocal/instr) m- 5 THE MULBERRY FRUIT BAND buddah 1—the autidion/yes, we have no bananas m- 4 mf studio madness/midt redo, Nov’s MARTIN MULL [capricorn 0024dj, and m- PS] “in the eyes of my dog” human version/dog version m- 8 JUNE MURPHY jay bee 102—little eyes/money making beefalo m- wol (a-side) 4 flip midt novelty country ‘79 ROSE MURPHY regina 292—love me baby/bouquet… m- 6 midt song-and-talker light novelty teener A-side CHARLES NAYLOR CHORALE ]abc 33-1, 33RPM single] call the tribe!/peaceful… m- 5 Indians…midfast history-Western/ ALAN NELSON emir 9853—hard to keep a good burger down/come back, ethyl m- 4 mf/midt light novelties, Galesburg IL RAY NELSON [world concept 7503, and m- PS] spider the rider/moto-cycle rider m- 5 mf boogie-rock biker novelty 70s Missouri NEWCLEUS [UK caliber 8, and m- PS] jam on revenge (the wiki wiki song)/(instrumental) m- 6 mf synthdance & “chipmunks”! THE NEW HAPPINESS columbia 43953dj—you tell her, I stutter/smoothie m- 5 midt light nov. song/mf Instr horns-drums-piano BOB NEWHART [EP, UK warner bros. wb 6031, and m- Pic cover] the driving instructor/the cruise of the u.s.s. codfish m- 5 ANTHONY NEWLEY london 9512—yes! we have no bananas/when… m- sol (both sides) 5 fun mf jazz version, revisit 30s novelty rca 47 8785dj—why can’t you try to didgeridoo/is there… m- 4 A-side midt light novelty pop Sixties SPADE NIELSEN…GAMBLERS [CANADA rca Canada int. 3403, m- PS] how’s your old carburetor m- 6 midt c&w novelty, Sixties THE NOELS beam 21470—charlie don’t care/where goes love vg 5 Phoenix 50s, light filth fast novelty NO LAUGHING zoo york 02882dj, and m- Title Sleeve, writing] wor shu opp/can’t catch… [[stock or dj]] m- 4 midt novelty ‘81 REX NORTH [king’s int. 5018, and m- PS] oh please mr. big foot (put me down)/big foot m- 4 mf song/ms talker, Nov’s NAD NOWSAD co-op 17304—PearlyGate (censored/X-rated) m- 4 midt novelty 80s about crooked TV evangelists GRADY NUTT benson 5333dj—all day singin’ and dinner…/mrs. middleton takes the plunge m- 4 flip is Christian comedy!! MAYF NUTTER wyld-life no number—the ballad of valdez/same m- 3 midfast goofy novelty, Exxon oil spill mu-wyld-life [with m- PS] the ballad of valdez/love in… m- 4 same as above, flip not novelty, lyrics on back of PS THE NUTTY SQUIRRELS [CANADA apex 76597] uh! oh! parts i-ii m- 5 midt Instru. plus “chipmunks” 1959 hanover 4551—eager beaver/zowee m- 6 fast/midt instr’s with chipmunks, much rarer rca 8287—hello again/bluesette m- 4 midt/fast instr’s with “chipmunks” LOUIS NYE [EP, THE FRANCISCANS, #15 with original mailer—PS] “3rd time is the charm” m- 4 six pub. serv. announcements ESTHER & ABI OFARIM philips 40526—cinderella rockefella/your heart… vg+ coh 3 OGDEN EDSL a. l. a. 107—daddy’s money/Jamaican holiday m- 4 novelties ’79 Calif., midt disco/midfast MOM O’HAGAN elco 101—ballin’ the jack/bumps-a-daisy vg 4 novelties! song and talk version/kid’s song (flip may SKIP??) OLYMPUS rhythmic 241—stop it draggin’/Hippocrates vg 6 midtempos, flip tribute with Richard Simmons type voice!! 101 STRINGS ORCHESTRA a/s 4508—love at first sight (je t’aime…moi non plus)/nancy’s song m- 4 Instr +moaning R-rated 4538—last tango in paris/our first rhapsody m- 4 ms/slow Instrumentals with moaning “Je T’aime” type JIMMY “ARTHUR” ORDGE [CANADA damon 009] the ballad of muk-tuk annie/I hope… m- 5 A-side mf novelty country 1970 010—mail order bride/room full… m- 4 A-side: Klondike Gold Rush, success didn’t make me happy so I bought a wife SHAD O’SHEA sound stage 2527dj—the snipe hunt/hal-a-loo-yah, I’m a bum m- 4 midt/ms novelties, early 60s applegate 2—maybe, the roses/theme from hotel onya vg+ 10 RARE, A-side Loving You Has Made Me Bananas type era 102—one step back/goober jam m- 5 midslow “serious” song for kid/midt novelty instru. plantation 210—McLove story 2:58 and 4:03 versions [[stock]] or [[DJ]] m- 4 midfast novelty, McDonald’s puns etc. THE OTHER FOUR Ivanhoe 50002dj—I got a wife/my heart came… m- 4 fast polka novelty/non-novelty midt folk “OVER SEXTEEN” [booklet EP set, gatefold, cover vg+ but spine taped with clear, Volume 1] *three records* vg+ 6 DOODLE OWENS back beat 525dj—grapevine/mary lou vg+ 4 (RIM CRACK PLAYS OK) mf novelty r&roll talker/midt novelty rare GARY OWENS lion 107dj—the presidents/foonman airlines m- 5 wonderful and goofy talkers, a must-have!!! pride 1010dj—horoscope – part 2/ballad of willie jackson m- 4 great spoken novelties PENNY PAGE AND GOOGI [UK alex 79103, and m- PS] googi the liverpool duck/it’s… m- 5 midt/slow kid songs, from TV? PALA BROTHERS chicago polkas 360—son-of-a-gun polka/staro you lookin’ for fight m- 4 novelty, Polish/English polka sides THE PANDA PEEPLE bell 45428 [with m- PS] chirpy, chirpy cheep cheep/melody world m- 5 mf redo/midt, “chipmunks” NICOLA PAOIE abc 9993—blah, blah, blah/ciao,… m- 6 midt “eh cumpari!” type and talker PAPA SAN black [JAMAICA solidarity no number] wha – kind a fart/(version) m- 5 fast talksong 80s, I don’t know reggae genre PAR-FOUR QUARTET north star 1007—(have you seen) jeannie in her bikini/making… vg+ 5 FAT novelty/THIN novelty, pop 50s PARKES RUN [08-01] “spiderman and spiderwoman together against the kingpin” i-ii vg- 4 RARE, “talking comic” 70s issue THE PARTNERSHIP poco 5348/5349—(al-di-la)/RUBBER DUCKY g+ 4 Durante-type-voiced cover version, rare Chicago THE PARTYGOERS sunset 2004—was there ever/goin’ to the moon m- “dowol” both sides 5 flip light space novelty, 60s JOHN PATE patwick [no number] oh vanna/oh vanna m- 4 fast rock-novelty Wheel of Fortune …& DICK HARDWICK [no #] one day when you swing that skillet, my face ain’t gonna be there/…away m- 4 mf Nov. THE PATRIOT BAND party, no number—the rodeo song/same m- 5 midfast redo Gary Lee, censored/uncensored sides RALPH PAUL mega 615 0019dj—gunga din/the rock (part 1) m- 4 different talker, but Sonny Gianotta soundtrack/odd Narr.! GARY S. PAXTON & PAX…private stock 45007dj—the clone affair/same m- 4 slow novelty song and talker GARY PAXTON [pax 2406 RED WAX, and m- Title Sleeve] the big A = the big M (mono/stereo) m- 4 (abortion = murder) JIMMY DOYLE PAYNE ornament 19154—spider man/rosie ann m- sol (flip) 6 A-side white reggae influenced superhero tribute PEOPLES BICENTENNIAL COMMISSION [#3773] 19 short historical vignettes early USA m- #ol (flip) 5 THE PEPTONES pepper 1135—little shrimp from Alaska/same vg+ 4 rare novelty, midt with calypso hint, early 60s JERRY PERCIO mercio 706801 [CANADA] wild thing/hip to be mayor m- 5 (sleeve autographed) ms REDO/C. Eastwood imit. PERFECTLY CLEAR [ode 66044 dj, with m- PS] the nixorcist/same m- 3 scarce novelty, only found copies once & not again '74 Nixon BILL PERRIN pyramid 6370—big bird/mickey’s dream vg+ 4 midfast, moonshine and welfare novelty/midslow not nov. RON PERTWEE [UK decca 13885] worzel’s song/who’d be a scarecrow m- 4 mf novelty/slow, by early Dr. Who actor! RED PETERS [#1000] “blow me (you hardly know me)” m- 4 ms novelty/instru. version THE PHEROMONES e c 4530—yuppie drone/living in… m- 4 [[choose “45” hole or small center]] A-side FAST talksong Nov! 4520—feminine deodorant spray makes me sneeze/the big sneeze mf light nov/midt with partying [[m- 3]] [[with PS 4]] 4540 [with m- title sleeve] closet skeleton/come and untie me tonight m- 4 midt novelty/slow horror-type novelty GEORGE PICKARD [wingate 81085, and m- PS] today I sold my japanese car/same m- 4 midt novelty 80s BOBBY (BORIS) PICKETT [UK london 9597] monster mash/monster’s mash party vg+ tol (A-SIDE) 4 THE PICKLE BARREL fraternity 1017dj—bet your bippy/pancho’s victory… m- 4 60s midt novelty/mf “Mexican” Inst. &shouts PIERYMPLEZAK gnp crescendo 458dj—the gooey duck song/same m- wol 4 midf novelty, common in early Demento shows BILLY PILGRIM [CANADA rodeo 3372] I crept into the crypt and cried/I love… m- sol (a-side) 5 A-side light Egypt novelty, flip not PINKARD & BOWDEN warner bros. 29205—mama she’s lazy/shake a snake vg+ 3 kind of unusual with flip 29000—the ballad of dick and jane/music industry m- 5 hilarious A-side, suggestive “…with dick in his hand…” PIONEER JIM pioneer (no number) getta up, mules/story of pioneer jim’s big roundup m- coh 5 midt c&w novelty talkers Texas THE PIPKINS capitol 2819—gimme dat ding/to love you m- 4 A-side novelty 1970 2874—yakety yak/are you cookin’, goose? m- 4 PLATTEER PUSHERS [AUSTRALIA rca 101926] as long as there’s a twinkle in your sprinkle/make…vg+ 5 mf lighthearted novelty THE PLAYMATES [UK columbia 4224] beep beep/ vg+ 4 same as U. S. copy, not extended beginning P-NUT GALLERY buddah 239dj—do you know what time it is? m- 4 Howdy Doody novelty - tribute POLLY PUPPET challenge 9126dj—puppeteer/puppet serenade m- 4 midt, Chipmunks/instrumental THE POPULAIRES [dixie EP 2013, Starday custom RED WAX] fgloria from Peoria/princess poo-poo-ly +2 vg 5 Fifties, hooker! rare GENE PORTER…KINGS suemi 4565—(willpower)/THE HIPPIE vg+ xol (a-side) 5 (c&w)/midt novelty & gui break, El Paso 60s POSSUM PETE…KEEN [RED WAX quest 101] don’t set the clock tonight, Rachel/there’s… m- xol 5 mf novelty song A-side BILL “HITCHIN’” POST Peoria 007dj—the old gray mules (ain’s where…)/nothing… m- wol 5 A-side fast novelty early sixties PAUL POTASH mercury 72183dj—blue tail fly/take the time… vg+ 6 midt r&r novelty (version of nursery rhyme) +girl group/ PRAZI [warming trend 8500, and m- PS] that miner, that 49er/poor boy boogie m- 5 mf with guitar break (uh, WHAT???)/MIDT “THE PREMISE” [vanguard REP-8 dj, and m- PS] seven cuts from “off broadway original cast” m- 5 (humor from JFK era) PRESQU’ ILE [CANADA presqu’ ile 1755] c. b. buddies/hallo joe m- 5 fast C. B. truckin’ novelty in French! banjo break/fast fiddle I. KATHY PRESTON exchange 100—get off that phone/how… vg- (FLIP POOR) 4 RARE, A-side mf novelty teener 1960 era ROBERT PRESTON [capitol CF-1000, small center, m- Insert] chicken fat 4(school/DJ versions) vg+ 5 midt showtune type Nov. KENNY PRICE rca 47 9869—the shortest song in the world/Biloxi [[m- 4]] [[DJ m- wol 4]] RARE, song is 18 seconds long!! PROCTOR & BERGMAN mercury [EP dj-551, dj, and m- PS] “GIVE US A BREAK” cuts m- 4 “C. B. Course” +7, sketch com. PHILIP PROCTOR…BERGMAN columbia 45833dj—communist love song/nasi goring m- 4 Firesign, ms/midt novelties THE PRODIGAL SONS [AUSTRALIA parlophone 8697] the didgeridoo/…five dollar note vg+ 5 midt novelty/ms light nov. “LAUGH WITH PROFESSOR BACKWARDS” jumbo JLP 201 dj—excerpts from the album cf+ 4 PROMENADE RECORDS (31) little blue man (by MELODY JANE) and 5 NON-novelty cover versions other artists vg+ 4 (36) little blue man (by MELODY JANE) and 3 other non-novelty cover songs other artists vg 4 (55-14 2) yogi/itsy bitsy teenie…bikini (ARTISTS NOT CREDITED) and 4 other not novelty vg+ 4 CACTUS PRYOR 4 star 1661—point of order with the senator and the private, i-ii vg+ 4 McCarthy hearings spoof, 1955 LEROY PULLINS kapp 863dj—gypsy rose and I don’t give a curse/oriental girl m- 5 A-side midt c&w novelty late 1960s PUMP BOYS AND DINETTES cbs 38 03549dj—the night dolly parton was almost mine/the best… m- 3 midt country ‘82 RADAR ebonite no #, dj—citizen’s band (mono/stereo) m- wol (both sides) 5 mf disco novelty about C. B. radios CHICK RAINS mgm 14704dj—you’re the fingernail scratchin’ on the blackboard of my heart (mono/mono) m- 4 mf novelty c&w THE RAMBLERS [UK decca 13887, and m- PS] wriggley wriggley worms/goodbye vg+ 5 KIDS, mf novelty/slow (flip not novelty) ‘80 DICK RAMIREZ sunland 103—disco music/little bird m- 6 c&w Texas ’76, A-side “Oh Lord, how I hate disco music…” LARRY RAND [fiction 9e5 and m- PS] dust up his nose/Skokie blues m- 4 cocaine parody Kansas hit/spoof about Suburbia BARBARA RANEY [shine 9703, and m- PS] (soon as I lose) 10 Lbs./barfly’s lament m- 4 ms/slow light country novelties rare BILLY RAY titan 1709 (1970 press RED)—the story of suzie/the lilies grow high (the fate of a gunslinger) m- 5 gateway drugs, etc. FRANKIE RAY cuca 6474—puff away/country boy (with a big guitar) m- 6 mf talking blues half-sung, cigarettes///not nov. mf folk RON REBELL patriot 602—the ballad of marvin cooleythe money game m- 6 midt political tribute/mf Congress complaint, 1960s EDDIE REDAY direct hit 10—502 blues/crying over… vg 4 midfast c&w novelty (failed a DWI test) LEON REDBONE [Budweiser 7326 and m- title sleeve] this Bud’s for you/(mama.…) m- 4 two singing ads/midt old-timey novelty RED RIVER RALPH [CANADA sunshine 600 my winter underwear/that time of the year m- 5 midt Nov. semi-talkers, with gui. 70s DAN REILLY…BARNSWALLOWS plowboy 8702—bear fans polka/the cheesehead song m- 4 mf novelties, WI/IL football fans no number—flatlander blues/rowdy… m- 4 WI point-of-view Novelty– Illinoisans stay out of here, midt c&w JOE REISMAN rca 47 7286—what’d he say?/love song from “houseboat” vg+ wol (both sides) 5 mf instru. +novelty talking bits ‘58 REVERAND (*sic*) NEEDMORE AND…BUCKS prayola 101—the P.T.L. has gone to hell/(backwards) m- 4 mf novelty DICK “RICHARD” nsd 266—local swimmers disrupt baptism/a fine howdy do m- 4 mf/midt country novelties, goofy BARRY RICHARDS [CANADA, groove G4-2] what are you, some kind of nut?/last night a heart was broken m- wol 5 mf r&roll MATT ROBINSON columbia 45378dj—mobity mosely’s months/the safety boy blues m- 4 mf/slow novelty, flip ’70-era blues ROCKY brand X 1—“s__t happens”/it happens m- 4 midfast novelty, “SHIT” bleeped and not bleeped versions ROLAND RAT SUPERSTAR [UK rat 4, and m- “Poster PS”] No. 1 rat fan/(instr.) m- 4 mf dance novelty 1984, TV character ROLLO AND BOLLIVER mgm 12684—mildred, out choir director/the hoobaschnob machine m- 5 [[choose Srock or DJ]] absurdist “British” novelty (she’s hanging by her fingers from the edge of a cliff)/goofy 1958 novelty THE ROLY-POLY’s [UK crash 508, and m- PS] lumpy lump lump/the plump song m- 4 midt rockish fat novelty/instr. RON AND THE D. C. CREW profile 5130—ronnie’s rapp (vocal/instr) m- 4 midt rap imitation of Reagan 80s RICK RONSON sean 1002—mae west walk (why don’t you come up…)/miss-… m- xol 5 midt r&roll/midslow, novelties THE ROONEYS columbia 44648dj—picture this/walter… m- 4 midt to ms novelty song/ BIFF ROSE united artists XW158dj—garbage/lord, I done… m- 5 A-side midt novelty, 1972 THE ROYAL MOLDAVIAN BAND… [CANADA international/rca 50183, and m- PS]good ol’ benevolent pierre/ m- sol 4 ’76 midt nov. R. U. KIDDING fun-e 1000—woodpecker song/yo yo m- 4 mf/fast boogie versions, middle 60s, naughty double entendres CHRIS RUSH [atlantic pr-182dj, EP with m- PS] “first rush” LP cuts, stand-up 60s bits (including “Jesus in a dope bust”) m- 4 MORT SAHL mercury DJ-84 dj—“anyway…onward” LP cuts, ten tracks or excerpts m- 5 LUCKY SANDERLIN donna 1001—the generation gap/mommy stayed… m- 5 fast redneck country about hippies, etc. GUIDO SARDUCCI a&m 1504dj—a European (speaks up for the U.S.)/questions… m- 4 Italian-flavor novelty “answer” THE SCHOLASTICS [turkey 1002, and m- PS] the teachers twist/the garbage shuffle m- 4 mf (retro-r&rollish)/midt (rap) nov’s MAUREEN SCOTT buena vista 423—ugly bug ball/he’s so near m- 4 a-side midfast novelty THE SCREAMING BLUE MESSIAHS [elektra 69433dj, and m- PS] I wanna be a flintstone/same m- 4 JENNY SCROGGINS goldband 1226—tommy’s mini bike/what is it like m- (needs cleaning) 5 10-year-old KID, midt light novelty/mf MARVIN SEASE [london 888 798, and m- PS] candy licker (censored/uncensored) m- 4 midt dance novelty THE SERENDIPITY SINGERS philips 40198dj—beans in my ears/sailin’ away m- wol (both sides) 5 A-side great midt novelty ‘64 SESAME STREET [ctw 99013 and Pic Cover, SEALED] doin’ the pigeon/I want to hold your ear 3 (found some copies) DAVID SEVILLE…CHIPMUNKS liberty 55246—coming ‘round the mountain/sing a goofy song vg+ 4 ms/midt WAYNE SHANKLIN fabor 4007—up to my pockets in tomahawks/plink-… m- wol (damage on flip label) 4 mf novelty song/// PATSY C. SHARP tri-state 1926—cherry hill P. T. A./lara m- 6 midt talkers with instr., both suggestive – filth ALLAN SHERMAN rca 8412 dj [with vg+ PS] the end of a symphony, i-ii m- 4 fun commentary, and music, highbrow novelty warner bros. 5419dj—I can’t dance/my son, the vampire m- wol (both sides) 6 rather scarce ’64 era 5449dj [and m- PS] hello mudduh, hello fadduh! (ORIGINAL/NEW 1964 VERSIONS) m- 6 5806dj—odd ball/his own little island m- 4 ms/slow, not novelties SHIRLEY, SQUIRRELY & MELVIN [excelsior 1008dj, and m- PS] I like reggae too/boulevard m- 3 seventies “chipmunks” SHOWDOWN [CANADA, 122] the rodeo song/banjo symphony m- 4 GREAT fast country, full of cuss words and hilarious THE SICKNIKS [amy 824, and vg Pic Cover] presidential press conference i-ii m- 5 impersonations (cheaper copy in WAR) BENEDICT SILBERMAN… palette 5037—the chipmunk song/lovers… m- 4 midslow instrumental redo (now, that’s useless!) SHEL SILVERSTEIN columbia 45450—26 second song/a front row to hear ole johnny sing m- 4 45772—sahra cynthis sylvia stout (would not take the garbage out)/stacy brown… m- 4 Demento show staple!! [EP, columbia AE7 1909 dj and m- PS] selections from “WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS” m- 4 GENE SIMMONS royal american 45dj—my ring dang doo/same m- 4 midt country novelty (what is this? an animal, or…?) THE SIMPSONS FEATURING BART & HOMER geffen 19007—deep, deep trouble/sibling rivalry m- 4 THE SLIGHTLY TWISTED DISAPPOINTER SISTERS rox 423—I’m a beaver believer/(dub) m- 3 “I’m a Believer” parody! EFFIE SMITH duo disc 116dj—the driving lesson/our next door neighbor m- 5 midt vlack Vaudevillian novelty talkers LEGS LARRY SMITH [UK arista 194] springtime for hitler/I’ve got a braun new girl m- 5 ms to mf disco – singing/midt, 1971 SMITTY…AFTERBEATS rca 47 7653—a perfect day/the brush off vg sol (both sides) 4 goofy, really a BAD day, sound effects too! SAM SNEEK fun-ny 1050—itty bitty girl parts 1 and 2 m- 5 midfast risqué singing novelty MIKE SNIDER soundwaves 4774—satellite “T. V.” blues/ m- 3 *GREAT* 80s backyard dish novelty (rare topic) SONNY JIM & THE STAGECOACH RIDERS [amherst] no record – ORDERING FORM for “Rodeo Song” hats m- 3 THE SPACE NEGROS [arf arf 003, and m- foldover PS] back in the USSR/go to hell m- 5 mf, FUCKED-UP redo/avant-garde Instr. JOHNNY STANDLEY capitol F3544—get out and vote, parts 1 and 2 m- 4 stand-up comedy 1956 TOM “T-BONE” STANKUS: instant 7002—existential blues, pt. too?/k-mart blues m- 3 danceish sequel to E. B., hard to find BETTE ANNE STEELE abc 9669dj—never do a tango with an Eskimo/mr… m- #ol 5 A-side midfast novelty 1957 RUSSELL STEELE bakphil 1035—little jeeica in the news/same m- 4 girl stuck in well, Midland TX, kept us in suspense… RAY STEVENS mercury 72816dj—funny man/just one of life’s… m- 4 original version from 1962/NEW FLIP late 60s release rca jb 11911dj—shriner’s convention (4:10 and 5:33 versions) m- 4 great novelty mca 53101—would Jesus wear a Rolex/cool down Willard m- 4 I haven’t listed most of these in many years 53232dj—sex symbols (stereo/stereo) m- 4 53661—I saw elvis in a u.f.o./I used to be crazy m- 4 STU STEVENS kangaroo 44—paul bunyan love/my mortgaged… m- 3 about the legendary guy, midt “straight” song/// STEW AND THE COUNTRY CREW [CANADA coral discs 8503] roller ‘er up and smoked ‘er/(instr) m- 3 c&w novelty, POT! THE STONE COUNTRY BAND amherst 48—the curly shuffle/sea cruise m- 4 midfast, cover JUMP…SADDLE/r&roll redo LARRY STORCH roulette 4024—goody goody/around the world vg+ 4 mf jiver spoof of Lymon hit/slow changed lyrics JUD STRUNK melodyland 6015—the biggest parakeets in town/I wasn’t… m- 3 mildly risqué novelty – country PAUL SUCHERMAN…BROTHERS j & n 36710—none of the avobe/same m- 4 midt novelty song (oh, if we could vote that) GENE SULLIVAN columbia 40971dj—please pass the biscuits/wash your feet before… vg+ sol 4 goofy! midt novelty/slow, talkers DAVEY SUMMERS…SINGING ANTS [TEST PRESS no #] gonna climb that bit old hill (blank flip) m- 5 midt r&r “chipmunks” SUNDOWN COMPANY polydor 14312—norma jean wants to be a movie star/moon beam pie m- 4 re: Marilyn Monroe SUSIE T st. germaine 84280—praise the lord send money/the little… m- 4 mf country novelty, televangelism GLENN SUTTON mgm 13273 karate sam/the fabulous playboy bill m- 5 good mf/midt country Novelties ‘64 13352dj—gee-whopper/I don’t wanna go m- 4 midt R&ROLL novelty/mf novelty reluctant astronaut “TALES OF WIT” [produced by Lawson rudd 445] the iceman/confused housewife vg+ 4 scarce fast, song/narr., novelty late 60s THE TAXI SQUAD title town 104—packer polka/the college football queen m- 6 mf song, talk, comments FUN!!/midt nov. TAYLOR & STONE wig 713dj—the hamburger song/leave me… m- 4 A-side midt country Novelty TEE VEE TOONS [tvt 5055, and m- PS] the jetsons theme/jane get me off…thing! m- 4 orig. TV theme/midt danve & sampling NORMAN TEMPLE: wreckerd 1320—who’ll wash my long underwear? m- 4 TENDERLOINZ next plateau 50020—where’s the beef?/take a number m- 4 midt dance (vocal/instr) BEST of all these titles RON TERRY [RED WAX dore 1181] the money song/whose girl are you m- 4 midt polka novelty, flip not novelty TEXAS BS BAND merit 2511—I heard you’ve been layin’ my old lady/put your… m- 5 great midt c&w novelty/guitar-steel Inst. THOSE DARN KIDS canler 101—with or without you/adc woman vg+ 4 Michigan? 70s, midt/fast c&w, flip stereotype at the time THE THREE RAYS coral 61471dj—yes we have no bananas/I care… vg+ #ol (both sides) 4 fast redo 1954 (1930s oldie)/flip not nov TINY TIM clouds 17 DJ—tip toe to the gas pumps stereo/stereo m- wol ond side 5 NLT 1993—leave me satisfied/I wanna… m- 5 midt country in-character voice/mf tak-song novelty T. K. O. [bobbette 357, 45rpm, small center hole] mine yopper song/dr. winston O. +1 m- 5 mid to mf UK-TYPE novelty songs ’80? TOM CAT AND THE FISHCAKES outhouse 719—freddy’s rod/eight old ladies – part 2 m- 4 midfast, flip midt redo of lavatory 1940s classic risqué 727—bang bang lulu/his ding a ling m- 5 fast/parody chuck berry mf, risqué LILY TOMLIN [polydor 14180dj, and m- PS] twentieth century blues/blues, twentieth… m- 4 [14283dj, and m- PS] detroit city/edith ann (two cuts on flip) m- 5 from 1975, flip relates to Laugh-In TV [arista SP-10, and m- PS] “ON STAGE” CUTS – one liners, Ernestine, 2 more m- 4 TOP CAT [UK hbr 7] top cat in ROBIN HOOD, i-ii vg 6 rare, I don’t even know if I’ve seen this on USA copy, 1966 DAVID TROUT turtleheads 1001—the fast food song/pieces… m- 5 A-side midfast novelty, fast food lyrics (puns etc.) 1003—the television evangelism song/dirty songs in bars m- 4 fast/mf novelties El Paso TX label THE TURTLES white whale 264—umbassa the dragon/ m- 5 wildly crazy flip side, nobody really know about this, LOL THE TWEETS [satril 1006, and m- PS] dance little bird (birdie song)/mellow… m- 3 midfast polka Instr. and bird chirps! UNCLE SCOTTY &…CHORDS joker 001—virgin madonna (censored, uncensored) m- 4 good mf Lady Madonna parody! UNCLE VIC prelude 8015—space invaders/ode to slim m- 4 midfast new wave novelty GREAT/midt novelty flip partay 101—it won’t beat me/partay m- 4 mf novelty rock about arcade games/midt [UNKNOWN ARTIST, BLANK LABELS] [whores having dinner]/[fucking his secretary] m - 3 (but source material vg- to vg+) THE UPBEATS joy 229dj—teenie weenie bikini/satin…vg+ wol 5 A-side mf novelty like Four Preps THE VAGABONDS viva 62 dj—hey Julius!/baby face McCall m- 5 mf “Italian” novelty (Rome)/midt storysong RUDY VALLEE [EP jubilee 2051 dj, probably never had PS] “the funny side of rudy vallee” 11 short tracks m- 4 JOHNNY VALOR [st. clair 1001dj, and m- Title Sleeve] 1:30/the Americans m- 4 ms JFK tribute/mf history song, Penna. 60s CONNIE VANNETT gil’s funny 69—the pussy cat song/same m- 4 midt, GREAT suggestive nov, parody “Woodpecker song” “VARIOUS ARTISTS” p.s. 101dj—the powell story (congressman errant)/the movies m- 4 COMEDY-politics/pop culture JACKIE VERNON beverly hills 9381—guaranteed annual sex/calling polly loomis m- 4 comedy sketch “interviews” both EDDIE VESPA vic 1328—letter to my ex-wife/I used to work in chicago m- 4 risqué narration/song sides, great flip! THE VILLA SINGERS era 1037dj—tony at the carnival/la bella… m- wol (a-side) 4 midt Fifties pop – polka novelty/// THE VOCAL MINORITY wisdom 1970dj—we love you spiro (…from “Bye Bye Birdie”)/a vice precedent m- 5 midt NOVELTY parody of showtune (or, for some, Carefrees “We Love You Beatles”)/ms r&roll Instru., assume 1970 THE WAGONERS edsel 779dj—lil’ ol’ bug/lay down… m- sol (flip) 5 “Boll Weevil Song” novelty follow-up LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III arista 0174dj—bicentennial/same m- 4 midt topical song, not really novelty as such [hannibal 0706 and m- PS] jesse don’t like it/T.S.d.H.A.V. (this song don’t have a video) m- 4 good ms/fast Nov’s the Jesse above is Jesse Helms, part of the congressional hearings about explicit lyrics LES WALDROP [flop 065dj and m- PS] loafer’s glory/funny feeling m- 5 North Car. c&w from 60s, a-side mf light novelty BOOTS WALKER rust 5115—they’re here/a bum… m- 5 A-side great novelty about UFOs, some Napoleon XIV influence RUTH WALLIS wallis original 2000—the sweater girl/the admiral’s daughter vg+ 4 [RED WAX] fast/midfast 2001—the pistol song/tonight for sure! vg+ 4 [RED WAX] 2002—gimme!/a long, long time m- 4 [RED WAX] 2004—chile was hot (but willie was not)/the love samba vg+ 5 2006—“4-F papa”/the cowboy song vg+ 3 center chip 2007—the new yo-yo song/stay out of the pantry vg+ wol 5 [RED WAX] 2008—long-playing daddy/goldmine vg+ 4 her best? 2011—large size mama/if I had said yes vg+ 4 [RED WAX] 2012—confidential kitty/she never gets lost vg+ 5 midt/mf 2013—the pop-up song/education vg+ 5 2021—first time starter/all night long m- 4 decca 30336dj—donkey is jackass/a sad calypso m- sol 4 mf calypso novelty/”straight” song not novelty king 6024—I’m the sexiest gal in town/I’d rather be a broad m- coh 4 midt/mf RISQUÉ (as virtually ALL of these are!!!) RUSTY WARREN [jubilee EP 2059, EP with m- PS] I like everybody/waltz me around again/green back dollar/the sexy life m- 4 risqué, above too THE WASHINGTON HILLBILLIES [casablanca 883dj, and vg+ PS] sketches and “Wash. peachtree reel” song from the LP m- 4 TOM WAYNE [twp 005, YELLOW WAX and m- title sleeve] mr. T/I’m just… m- 4 midt KID song tribute to TV hero JIM “SPIDER” WEBB select-o-hits 100—biggest coward of the west/when you…m- sol 5 nov’s, cool slow talker &piano/midt THE WEBS///ROBIN LUKE oldies rarities 102—lost///susie darlin’ m- 4 reissue, A-side very strange novelty & rare WEIRD WILBUR antique 53dj—fire the government/million dollar study m- 4 country, midt/fast novelty protest songs 71—spudz McKinsie for president/everybody talks like this in texas m- m 4 good midt c&w novelties 1000 [with m- PS] the chicken-hit song (bleeped, not bleeped versions) m- 4 midslow novelty RANDY WEISS [crosstalkin’ 8801, and m- PS] never seen a U-Haul on a hearse/Jesus is Lord m- 4 flip not novelty KEN & MITZIE WELCH kapp 914dj—you’re mad/I’m starting…diet tomorrow vg+ #ol 4 nov. sketches, fast/midt, flip with song THE WELCOME HOME BAND [welcome home 2076 and m- PS, lyrics] captain marcos/same m- 4 deposed Phil. dictator (Chuck McDermott’s) WHEATSTRAW back door 22—I can’t appreciate automobiles/barstool #1 m- 4 a-side good mf c&w Nov MAX WHEEL & THE SHEADES [sink or swim 6554 and m- PS] my confidante/dead animals +2 m- 5 mf rock novelties ‘86 BILLY EDD WHEELER kapp 67dj—ode to the little brown shack out back/sister sara m- 4 midt about outhouses/mf talksong JOHNNIE WHITE b & j 7031—two old maids, i-ii m- 5 risqué song, AND fake cover versions of other songs etc. 8678—two old maids – part 3, 4 m- AUTOGRAPHED LABEL (yeah, big deal…) 5 risqué talk, cover versions, etc. LEWIE WICKHAM mother lode 125—60 dollar duck/truckers lament m- 4 ORIGINAL LABEL of minor c&w novelty hit WESLEY WILLARD AND 709’s overture 709—hubba, hubba, zoot zoot/toda-loka ti-di (caveman constipation) m- 5 craziness! DICKY WILLIAMS cmc 514—come back pussy/the same motel m- 4 slow blues talkers, risqué MASON WILLIAMS mercury 72603—love are wine/exciting accident m- coh 5 midt novelty/mf to fast goofiness!!! TEX WILLIAMS boone 5263—too many tigers (mono/mono, though doesn’t say DJ copy) m- sol (one side) 5 1965 novelty JOHN WILLIAMSON mercury 73132 dj—old man emu/same m- 3 ROLF HARRIS TYPE! BOB WILSON target 00136dj—the nervous auctioneer/same vg+ wol 3 midfast country novelty (label has been wet) MERI WILSON bna 8248—peter the meter reader/same m- 4 not-as-successful followup, same type and just as good BOBBY WINO Armstrong no number—my life/little cindy ella m- 4 stand-up comedy NOT risqué (what??) but uses N-word STAN WOLOWIC…CHIPS capitol 4821—vas iss das here?/little… vg+ 5 A-side polka, novelty version of Der Schnitzelbank WONDERDOG [UK flip 1, and m- PS] ruff mix/living on a farm m- 5 mf Instr. +barks, both sides, synth in flip BOB WOOD mrc 1187—the rise and fall of dingledine jones/you and me m- xol (a-side) 5 A-side mf garbageman c&w Nov. 60s WOOD U. BELIEVE epic 9895dj—get serious/mouth m- 4 novelty talker/Instr. (same tune) drums-harmonica etc. midt SHEB WOOLEY mgm 12817—pygmy love/careless hands m- 5 A-side fun 1959 novelty 13827dj—the love-in the wildwood flower… m- 5 JOHNNY WRIGHT ruboca 213—harry truman/pressure m- 3 a-side slow JACK WYATT TRIO prince 153—I don’t need that shit/scotty’s blues m- 4 ms blues-ish/mf jazz-R&Roll Instr gui-bass-drums LAURA YAGER [ovation 1110 and m- PS] I grew up on mickey mouse/mickey’s early years 1929-1934 m- 5 trib./audio clips “WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC t. k. 1043—another one rides the bus/gotta boogie m- 3 GREAT Queen parody/booger in his nose rock “n” roll 03849dj—ricky (stereo/stereo) m- 4 his first time at getting “noticed” nationally YOGI BEAR AND BOO BOO hbr 7025—yogi bear, little red riding hood (songs), and little red riding hood story m- 4 FARON YOUNG [union 101, and m- Title Sl.] are you hungry – eat your import/same [Stock] m- 4 jobs loss shrinkage lament JULIE YOUNG show land 221972—village of the nude/the greatest… m- 3 THE ZANIES dore 1017—’87 politics, religion & sin, i-ii m- 4 idslow novelty talker: donna rice, jim bakker, etc. ANSWER RECORDS, PARODIES, ETC. – a big selection! Loose stuff, PLUS another entire box of alphabet listed here! PATSY ABBOTT sunshine 105—papirossen/little boy of mine vg 4 slow sides, to Little Match Girl/gender change Cleftones RUSS ABBOTT [UK emi 5249 and m- PS] a day in the life of vince prince love… vg+ 5 parody All Shook Up & other Elvis ones ROY ACUFF hickory 314dj—(our own) jole blon/back in… vg+ wol 4 answer to old c&w classic “Jole Blon” CLIFF ADAMS dot 16385dj—keep off my mountain/funny… m- 7 midt novelty answer “wolverton Mountain” ADDIS & CROFUT verve 10281dj—verve 10281dj—12 days with Khrushchev/goin’… vg 5 mf folk “12 Days of Christmas”/// TONY ALAMO alamo 253419dj—mr. D. J./lead me, guide me m- 5 flip “Will The Circle Be Unbroken” parody AL ALBERTS president 712—only on sunday [BLANK FLIP] vg+ sol (covers label logo) 5 midt answer “in title only” ALL-AMERICAN TWANGERS american 111275—daddy and the teacher/loving you m- 6 A-side midt crude All Amer. Boy parody! REX ALLEN…DIXIELANDERS decca 27876—tuck me to sleep in my old ‘tucky home/ragtime… vg+ 5 mf(ans.)/fast vocals ROSALIE ALLEN rca victor 47 4853—it wasn’t god who made honky tonk angels/it’d… vg+ 5 midt c&w “Wild Side of Life” 1952 AMAZING RHYTHM ACES abc 12142—“amazing grace” (used to be her favorite song)//…life m- 4 AMF [ADOLESCENT MUSIC FANTASY] [S.F.T.R.I. 295 and m- PS] theme from a summer place/// m- 5 midt modern rock, VOCAL with obviously-new lyrics, flip “don’t let the sun catch you crying” is Instru. BETTY AMOS mercury 70354—jole john/yesterday’s… m- 4 fast country answer “Jole Blon” in 1954, with fiddle break DAVID ADRIAN ANDERSEN fraternity 3492dj—99 bottles of beer/song… m- 4 adaptation— answer to classic bus-ride song BILL ANDERSON mca 41297dj—rock ‘n’ roll to “rock of ages”/same m- wol 4 JOHN ANDERSON warner bros. 50043—would you catch a falling star/I danced with san antone rose m- 4 mca 53155 dj [RED WAX] when your yellow brick road turns blue/same m- 5 answer Elton John OR Wizard of Oz LYNN ANDERSON chart 5013—where’s the playground, bobby?/there oughta… m- 5 answer Glen Campbell, of course 5113—it wasn’t god who made honky tonk angels/be… m- 4 later answer “Wild side of Life” 5136dj—HE even woke me up to say goodbye/same m- 4 gender switch on Jerry Lee Lewis song SUZY ANDREWS x 001—komissar – don’t turn around/ m- 4 SONNY ANGLIN [cougar 004, m- PS]I’m a truck drivin’ pool shootin’ son-of-a-gun/sing Born to Lose m- 4 A-side late ans. D. Dudley AQUA STRING BAND marlen 802—(bye bye blackbird)/buttercup lane vg+ 4 mf pop, I’m told “when you wore a tulip” parody AREA CODE 615—stone fox chase/sligo m- 6 midt/mf harmonica, etc. Instru’s, A-side probably answer to “Stone Fox” CHARLES ASHMAN [dot 17507dj, and vg+ lyrics title slv., writing] AN AMERICAN’S ANSWER (to Gordon sinclair)/// m- 5 ERNIE ASHWORTH o’brien 322dj—this old boy ain’t gonna walk your line/same m- 4 midt loose answer Johnny Cash by title, 70s CHET ATKINS rca victor 6108dj—hey, mr. guitar (hey, mr. banjo)/unchained… vg #ol (flip) 4 answer, as indicated in title JAN AUGUST mercury 70541—crazy Julius (otto’s brother) pt. i-ii m- 4 AUNTIE DEE [GREEN WAX, Canada dry ginger ale] songs of good manners, i-ii vg- #ol (a-side) 4 short kids’ songs PARODIES! rare DONEL & CAT AUSTIN msk 855—hey hillbilly/she comes to me vg+ 6 Detroit mf country 70s, answer HEY BO DIDDLEY!!/// REVEREND W. BERNARD AVANT… gospel truth 1203dj—don’t let the green grass fool you (don’t let the devil fool you)/same m- 5 CLIFF AYERS american sound 1968—ode to the big orange/same m- 5 midfast, “Wabash Cannonball” for U. of Tenn. Volunteers BAD MANNERS portrait 37 04602dj—my girl lollipop (my boy lollipop) (stereo/stereo) m- 5 mf reggae-rock BAD WEATHER master-trak 3040—joe pete messin’ with my toot toot/rainin’…heart m- 5 Louisiana, midt answer/slow swamp JOAN BAEZ a&m 1737dj—diamonds and rust (mono/stereo) m- 4 answer Bob Dylan “tangled up in blue” THE BAHAMAS domino 4110dj—you talk too much/same m- 5 midt dance, ANSWER due to diff. lyrics to Joe Jones ’61 hit PEARL BAILEY… rca 47 9408dj—so long dearie/before… vg+ wol (both sides) 4 mf pop answer, song from “Hello Dolly” musical BAJA MARIMBA BAND almo int. 218dj—brasilia/goin’ out the side door vg+ sol, wol (both sides) 5 mf/ms Inst, answer their own BOBBY B. BAKER seeds & stems 1001—take your oil and shove it/it’s just… m- 5 midt c&w “take this job and shove it” answer CARROLL BAKER gnp crescendo 501dj—I’ve never been this far before (stereo/stereo) m- 4 ms answer Conway Twitty TAMMY FAYE BAKKER [sutra 165, m- PS] the ballad of jim & tammy/ m- 6 HARPER VALLEY P.T.A., who would’a thunk it?? THE BALLADEERS del-fi 4123dj—tom gets the last laugh/morning star m- #ol (a-side) 5 folk, same-tempo “TOM DOOLEY” ans. [CANADIAN copy of above, apex 76581] tom gets…/ vg+ 6 rarer pressing BANDIT BROTHERS curb 76867—women (bocal/instru) m- 4 gender answer to Forester Sisters “Men” BAND OF ANGELS mums 6035dj—he’s not there (mono/stereo) m- 5 midt rock, “gender answer” Zombies a decade later STANLEY BANKS big boy 3519—(crawl before you walk)/if you can’t beat me rockin’ m- 6 (midt soul)/ms “Rockin Chair” answer BOBBY BARE rca 74 0264—god bless america AGAIN/ m- 4 OBBY BARNETT boyd 114—on the wings of a chance/we’re heading nowhere vg+ 6 WINGS OF A DOVE midt/flip mf c&w not ans THE BARON’S SUPPORTERS [UK, optional center, uk 46] the return of the red baron/summer concerto m- 5 mf, answer/rock ‘73 DAVE BARRY [RED WAX, cleo 531] rock-a-doodle benny/brand me… g+ 4 Fifties, Rock a-Beatin’ Boogie answer RARE BRUCE “BABY MAN” BAUM horn 11—marty Feldman eyes/reflections, 1 m- 4 midt, rock ANSWER & gui. break/rock talk Novty. [UK runaway 3] marty Feldman eyes/reflections m- 5 A-side answer “betty davis eyes” DOT BECK united southern 120—ed went a’ courtin’/when is tomorrow m- sol, wol (flip) 6 mf light answer/not-answer midt GENE BELL geneva 72137—getting out of Muscatine/never free vg+ 6 A-side mf 60s country answer “alabam” LULA BELLE pacific challenger 3517—I just started likin’ cheatin’ songs today/hound dog m- 5 answer Moe Bandy/redo Elvis CLARK BENTLEY plantation 43dj—the ballad of archie who?/same m- 5 late 60s mf country, “Folsom Prison” sports-related CHUCK BERRY chess 1714 [60s pressing] run rudolph run/merry Christmas baby vg+ sol (a-side) 4 answer Christmas classic DON BOWMAN rca 47 9617dj—folsom prison blues #2/house of the setting sun vg+ 5 good! mf/ms parodies CAGLE & CLENDER klenco 8509—jump in.../ocean city girls m- 5 same tempo Beach Boys “Calif. Girls”/mf rock CAPITOL STEPS [capitol steps no #, and m- foldover PS] suburban drone/talk like a dan m- 5 like a rolling stone/talk like a man CHEVY CHASE arista 0544dj—short people/I shot the sheriff m- 4 nice novelties, changed lyrics A-side CHICAGO IRISH SINGERS [#810, and m- PS] goodbye jay, goodbye jane, hello richie daley!/the mayor who never returned m- 4 local and now-rare, midfast novelty/FAST ANSWER “M.T.A.” about Chicago politics, wow this is cool THE CHIPMUNKS rca 12301dj—mammas don’t let your babies grow up to be [cowboys] CHIPMUNKS/lunchbox m- 4 ANNE CHRISTINE hbr 464dj—kitty up go/I’d fight… m- 5 midt talksong to Red Sovine “Giddy Up go”/// THE CLINGMAN CLAN trey 3010dj—the demise of tom dooley/man… [[m- 4]] [[DJ m- 4]] same - singing and laughter!/// BEN COLDER mgm 14247—help me FAKE it through the night/rose garden (rosie’s garden) m- 5 great… LEE COLE [all pro 102, and m- Pic Sleeve] ballad of the miami dolphins/all the way (instr.) m- 4 midfast “Wabash Cannonball” GARY B. B. COLEMAN ichiban 132—watch where you stroke/let me love you baby m- 4 midt disco Clarence Carter/sl blues GWEN COLLINS bragg 218—BENEATH (the green green grass of home)/before… m- 3 sixties c&w answer/// THE COUNTRY GENTLEMEN big beat 133 1297—revenue man/folsom prison m- 4 “Haunted House” answer/cover song COUSIN FESCUE fun 10003—shuby duby dooley/the hoods in my little girl’s life m- 4 FILTHY answer records! Tom Dooley/The Men In My Little Girl’s Life (Mike Douglas)…the flip side especially is A REAL HOOT! JONI CREDIT happy tiger 102—a girl named harry/(instr) m- 4 [[choose Stock or DJ]] “a Man Named Sue” parody STEVE DAHL coho 007—ayatollah/unhappy new year m- 4 A-side to Knack “My Sharona” – haven’t listed this in decades [ovation 1132 and m- PS] do you think I’m disco/coho lip blues m- 4 A-side to Rod Stewart, last listed prior century too GINO DANELLI lee no number—ain’t no stopping us now (Tigers) [ONE-SIDED] vg 4 McFadden and Whitehead parody ‘84 FLORRAINE DARLIN epic 9529—long as the rose is red/I don’t know vg+ 4 A-side to Bobby Vinton “Roses Are Red” THE DIRTY ½ DOZEN fun 10001—4 or 5 times/my god, how the money rolls in m- 4 rude and risqué sides, ROCKER +break D’MONNA [kong no #, and m- PS, writing on front] hairy for you/same 3 MADONNA “CRAZY FOR YOU” NORM DOMBROWSKI gold 115—I’m looking under polka/Pollack from polonia m- 5 I’m looking…4-leaf clover/Merle Haggard LYN EARLINGTON southern sound 104—d. d. t. and the boll weevil/rags vg+ 5 answer Brook Benton RALPH EMERY liberty 55352 [choose Stock or DJ] hello fool/it’s not a lot m- 5 to “Hello Walls” Faron Young A-siode THE EMPEROR rpr 106—I’m normal/the crossing game m- 4 THEY’RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY… (this is GREAT!!) current 111—I’m normal/the crossing game m- 6 (SAME FLIP AS ABOVE…”I crossed a…with a…” jokes on flip! ETHEL ENNIS rca 47 8379dj—the boy from ipanema/when… m- sol (a-side) 5 TONI FISHER smash 1847—your royal majesty (milord)/billy,… m- 5 CONNIE FRANCIS gsf 6901—should I tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree? THE ANSWER/paint the rain m- 4 BARRY FRANK muse 000—mackie got married/mackie’s wedding m- 6 MACK THE KNIFE JERI LYNNE FRASER columbia 41790dj—poor begonia (caught pneumonia)/ m- 6 ITSY BITSY…BIKINI, ,mf/midt teeners ‘60i THE GITCH YOUR OWN BAND sound factory 410—pardon me ray/leavin… m- 4 A-side “Chattanooga Choo Choo” THE GOLDEN BANJOS heartbeat 1—and the duel goes on!/grandfather’s clock m- 4 A-side “Dueling banjos” answer SANDRA GOULD philips 40138—hello melvin (this is mama)/my son the surfer vg+ wol 5 midt Hello Mudduh…/comedy flip THE HARDLY-WORTHIT PLAYERS parkway 150dj—the congressional record/the hardly-worthit melody (nothing, nothing) m- 4 midtempos, “Old MacDonald” parody/Dylanish novelty (another one I just “discovered” – never played before?? DONNA HARRIS abc 10839—he was almost persuaded/I’m sending… m- 4 A-side country music answer David Houston ROD HART ibc 0009—chicken of the county/do you… m- 4 “Coward of the County” Kenny Rogers DALE HAWKINS atlantic 2126dj—stay at home lulu/ vg- wol (both sides) slight center chip 4 RUNAROUND SUE DORI HELMS little darlin’ 0029dj—ruby’s answer (ruby don’t take your love to town)/I’ll keep them laughing m- 4 BILL HICKOK AND THE FINAL FOUR star burst 13572—(go tigers go) bubbubba-basketball/ode to keith lee m- 4 “bobby Sue”/”Young Love” (Sonny James) HOMER AND JETHRO rca 47 5280—(how much is) that hound dog in the window/pore ol’ koo-liger m- 4 47 5429—your clobbered heart/gambler’s git box m- 4 “Your Cheatin’ Heart”/Jim Lowe 47 5555—Hey Schmo!/You-Ewe-U m- 5 “Hey Joe” Carl Smith/parody Ames Brothers 47 6053dj—let me go, blubber/over the rainbow vg+ 5 great a-side “Let Me Go Lover” 1955 47 6241—yaller rose of texas, you-all/listen to the gooney bird m- 4 “Yellow Rose of Texas”/”Listen…Mockingbird” 47 6374—love and marriage/this is a wife? vg+ 4 GREAT changed lyrics/”what Is a Wife” 47 6954—gone/ramblin’ rose m- 5 as usual, changed lyrics 47 7704—el paso – numero dos/that’s good, that’s bad m- 4 Marty Robbins; I don’t think flip is a parody of anything? 47 7790—itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polkadot bikini/please help me, I’m falling m- sol 5 HORST JANKOWSKI mercury 72567—black forest holiday/elmer’s… m- coh 4 midfast instru. answer to his biggest hit DAMITA JO mercury 71690—I’ll save the last dance for you/forgive m- 4 answer Drifters BETTY JOHNSON republic 2021—my kind of guy/a girl’s best friend… m- 4 mf pop, answer “My Kind of Girl” Matt Monro KIM KARCASS media magic 13029—marty Feldman eyes/same m- 4 female same-tempo as “Better Davis Eyes” MICKEY KATZ capitol F2124—kiss of meyer/schvitzburgh, Pennsylvania m- 5 F2267 (optional center_ feet up, pat him on the pipick/you belong to me? m- 4 F2731dj—that’s amore (that’s morris)/c’est si bon (ces-tzi-bon) vg+ #ol 4 GENERALLY these are Jewish answers F3005—yiddishe mambo/muskovitz ramble (muskrat ramble) [[stock m-, or DJ m- #ol]] 4 F3144—duvid crockett (the ballad of davy crockett)/tweedlee dee m- 4 and ALL these are humorous/novelty GLORIA LAMBERT columbia 41975—each time I hear (“don’t worry”)/you ain't gonna hurt me... vg+ wol both sides 5 Marty Robbins RODNEY LAY [churchill 94005 and m- PS] I wish I had a job to shove/the way… m- 5 answer Johnny Paycheck JANE LAZENBY renay 501—little ducthmans gold/three… m- 4 A-side midt narration, answer Walter Brennan JOHNNY LEE grt 125—country party/this… m- 3 Garden Party – Rick Nelson PEGGY LEE capitol F4189—hallelujah I love HIM so/ vg+ 4 to Ray charles DARLENE LOVE columbia 38 07984—he’s sure the MAN I love/everybody needs m- 4 midt Dance answer/slow LeANNE MACK pretty girl 8177—the truth about billy joe/dirty… m- 5 rare midt memphis answer Ode to… C. W. McCALL polydor 14365—around the world with the rubber duck/night… m- 4 answer to Convoy\ NED MILLER capitol 5502—the fall of the king/ m- 4 (from a jack to a king) LOU MONTE rca 47 6072—the Italian wallflower (I’ll dance with her, henry)/dreamboat m- 4 a-side answer 47 7423—where do you work marie (where do you work-a john)/skinny lena m- sol 4 MARTIN MULL AND… capricorn 0019—dueling tubas – novelty instrumental/2001 polkas – cute instrumental m- 5 JERRY MURAD’S HARMONICATS mercury 5527—dingya…/please say GOODNIGHT to the guy, IRENE m- 6 midt answer via title ‘51 NASHVILLE CRASS triune 7206dj—grapplin’ guitars/a folkin’… m- 4 “dueling Banjos” fun parody-answer JIM NESBITT chart 5052—runnin’ bare/a good… m- 4 midfast parody of Johnny Preston from much earlier MINNIE PEARL starday 754dj—giddyup go – answer//road runner m- wol 4 answer Red Sovine, as indicated PEPPER AND SPOOKY coral 61680dj—THE POOR PEOPLE OF PARIS, texas/ m- wol (both sides) 5 wacky vocal answer song! Fun! ESTHER PHILLIPS atlantic 2335—when a WOMAN loves a MAN/ups and… vg+ 3 to Percy Sledge PINKARD & BOWDEN warner bros. 29370dj—“ADVENTURES IN PARODIES” 6 humorous cuts, mostly short m- 4 22987—libyan on a jet plane/don’t pet the dog m- 4 Leavin’ on a Jet Plane parody/GREAT novelty! JIM QUINN & ROUGH RIDERS 13Q/pacific 293—undercover pothole/same m- 4 funny, great Undercover Angel parody GEFF RATCHESON [dandylion 001, and m- PS, sticker] dixy lee radiation/I really… m- 4 “dixie” parody…anti-nuke, pollution etc RICHARD & WILLIE laff 4247—an end to ben/money m- 4 KID midslow answer M. Jackson/midfat novelty TEX RITTER capitol 5159—that son of a Saginaw fisherman/the gallow’s tree m- xol 5 midt country to “Saginaw, Michigan” BILL ROBINSON little nashville 137dj—ringo’s curse/same m- wol 4 Lorne Greene answer, midt talksong 1975 BOB ROSS town and country 100—lucy clowers/the picture m- 4 a-side mf country ANSWER Wolverton Mountain STAN ROSS del-fi 4200dj—the 50 mile hike/same m- 4 Yellow Rose of Texas parody SHERRY SCOTT mercury 72047dj—(don’t take him from me) DEVIL WOMAN/just… vg+ sol, wol (alt. sides) 4 BILLY SHA-RAE bay-uke 4—the friend (in the tennessee song)/mama… m- xol 5 country Answer to Tennessee Waltz, ’62? SUNDAY SHARPE united artists XW507—I’m having your baby/it’s a… m- 3 answer to the awful “Having Your Baby” Anka ALLAN SHERMAN warner bros. 5435dj—(heart) skin/the drop-outs march vg+ wol 4 great parody/midt novelty, rare SHORT PEOPLE gusto 179—tall people/why’d you… [[m- 4]] [[DJ tall people/same m- 3]] to Randy Newman SILENT RUNNING [UK emi 5400, and m- Pic Sleeve] when the 12th of never comes/ m-4 Mathis-in-title-only, mf new wave THE SLIGHTLY TWISTED DISAPPOINTER SISTERS rox 422—no more madonna/…theme song m- 4 fast, Dee Dee Dinah SLIM JIM laurie 3226dj—lilly, lilly/instr. m- 4 mf r&roll “spoof” on unintelligible hit/r&roll Instr. mf gui-sax-drums WEE WILLIE SMALL co-star 101dj—tall people/the shortest love song m- 5 (answer Randy Newman)/slow 0:29 length song ARTHUR…SMITH starday 642—tie my hunting dog down, jed/guitar… [[m-]] or [[DJ vg+]] 4 answer Rolf Harris JOHNNY SONNIER lanor 581—the devil went down to new Iberia/chere… m- 4 Charlie Daniels answer SOUR TONES terri-ann 100dj—sour georgia brown/completely out of tune (desafinado) vg+ wol 4 OFFKEY instr’s same tempo STAN & DOUG golden crest 322—yonson from Wisconsin/the waitress at… vg+ 4 Okie from Muskogee/Wabash Cannonball GERALDINE STEVENS world pacific 77927 [[choose Stock, DJ]] billy, I’ve got to go to town/it’s not… m- 3 Kenny rogers THE STRING SHIFTERS avc 5576—from…/my big “bad” john/ m- 4 same tempo James Dean, about an OUTHOUSE ZIGGY TALENT rca victor 47 3999—(please tell me) what is the thing/sad case m- 5 mf answer Phil Harris hit, 1950 CATHIE TAYLOR columbia 44459dj—baby, baby, have you got cheating on your mind/in… m- 4 “woman, Woman” JUDY THOMAS united artists 518—(never say) devil woman/the old… m- 4 midt c&w answer Marty Robbins TIFFANY [mca 53285 and m- PS] I saw HIM standing there/mr. mambo m- 3 fast dance sides, A-side answer Beatles THE TIMELORDS [TVT 0425, and m- PS] doctorin’ the TARDIS/gary in… m- 4 mf dance, TV theme meets Gary Glitter! TOM CAT AND THE FISHCAKES outhouse 716—do it well boys/roly poly m- 5 “do What You Do, do Welll”/Hank Williams 719—covered all over with sh-now/eight old ladies – part 1 m- 4 midtempos, “Shaving Cream” parody/lavatory song ED TOWNSEND challenge 9129dj—and then…/little bitty dave m- 6 slow/midt, flip parody-answer Big Bad John JUSTIN TUBB & LORENE MANN rca 47 8659—hurry, mr. peters/we’ve got… m- 4 “Yes, Mr. Peters” answer TWINITE buddah 214dj—honk three times/foundation… VG+ 10 Knock 3 Times (ceiling caves in, etc.)/midt bubblegum RUSTY WARREN jubilee 5473dj—lil’ lizzy beth/life is… m- 5 mf pop novelty answer Lil Liza Jane SANDY WARREN san-ver-co 16619—trails of fire (rocket riders of the sky)/lovin’… m- 5 “Ghost Riders in…” for Challenger/// LOIS WILLIAMS starday 877—a girl named sam/we’ve… m- 4 midt novelty answer A-side WILLIS “THE GUARD” & VIGORISH handshake 5308—merry Christmas in the NFL/(instr) m- 4 “A Visit From St. Nick” parody GINNY WRIGHT chart 1250—(the answer to) the bridge washed out/ m- 4 RUBY WRIGHT ric 126—dern ya/such a… m- 4 “dang Me” and includes rare Ric sleeve BEATLES TRIBUTES AND SPINOFFS: TINA ALLEN granite 537dj—john, paul, ringo and george/same m- 4 good midfast rockish tribute 70s THE ANGELS smash 1885dj—little beatle boy/java vg+ xol 4 1964 girl group tribute CLIVE BALDWIN mercury 73680—not it’s paul McCartney stevie wonder alice cooper elton john/ m- 4 BAXTER, BAXTER & BAXTER sun 1160—john/take me… m- wol 4 (recorded 09 Dec1980 - that was fast!) with promotional letter MIKE BERRY [UK polydor 2059 261] I’m as old as paul McCartney/…smile m- 4 BLUE HEAVEN pied piper 4955—all together now/I’ll keep you satisfied m- 5 mf covers from “Tribute to the Beatles” LP THE CATERPILLARS port 70038dj—the caterpillar song/hello… m- xol 5 r&rolls, midt mentions Beatles/fast TOMMY COLLINS capitol 5345—all of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo/ vg+ 4 fast novelty, explicitly about Beatles GUY COSTA quicksilver 001—oh, john/I give… m- 4 nice slow death tribute D. B. M. avi 181dj—beatlemania/ m- 5 midfast disco medley JOE DIFFIE epic 34 78202—bigger than the beatles/whole… m- 5 scarce 1995 vinyl THE ELEVATOR DROPS [time bomb 7501, and m- PS] lennon’s dead/ m- 4 (with promo letter, 1996) midt, don’t know style FALCO [sire 28590 and m- PS] the sound of music (two mixes) m- 4 mention James Brown, Dylan, Lennon-McCartney etc. FANS strawberry field 5294—john lennon epitaph/same m- 4 midslow rock, Westport Ct label LARRY FINNEGAN ric 146 -- a tribute to ringo starr “the other ringo” DJ m- 6 fast Lorne Greene type ‘64 WERBLEY FINSTER [[choose Stock or DJ]] so long, paul/here comes… m- 4 midt “Paul is dead” rumors/midfast* LARRY FOSTER [millennium 602 and m- PS] platinum heroes/I remember (the revolution) [[m- 4]] [[DJ platinum heroes/same and M- PS 4]] FULL CIRCLE [mother 2, and m- PS] I did it for you/mother… m- 6 “in memory of John Lennon” great text on sleeve ALAN GORDON THE EXTRAORDINARY BAND rca jvb 10641dj—I ain’t…/beatles vg+ 4 midfast 70s/slow tribute, 1976 THE HEAVENLY CHOIR (JOHN LENNON, JOHN BONHAM, ETC.) SILENT RECORD! (yeah, they’re all dead…) m- 3 JASON HOLLOMAN pumpkin pie no number—elegy for john lennon/same m- 4 slow rock Beatles’sound, Salt Lake City THE HOUSE OF LOVE [UK fontana #HOL 4, and m- PS] beatles and the stones/ vg+ [warp, PLAYS OK] 4 midt spacey vocal/ ELTON JOHN geffen 50049—empty garden (hey hey johnny)/take me… m- wol 5 Lennon tribute, 1982 PAM JOICE ken R 02—john’s gone (a tribute to john lennon)/same m- 4 midt, toledo OH tribute THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT new design 1008dj—let john and yoko stay in the u.s.a./same m- 6 McCartneyish flavor MURRY KELLUM m.o.c. 658dj—I dreamed I was a beatle/oh how… m- wol sol 6 a-side mf r&roll tribute THE KING BUDDY BAND buddie 16580—the music never dies/alone m- 4 (with promo letter) ms Lennon tribute N. Carolina IREN KOSTER [AUSTRALIA festival 8192] we won’t say goodbye john/I can’t get over you m- 4 slow, Give Peace a Chance, etc. [EUROPE don’t know where, TTR 18438] we won’t say goodbye, john/I can’t… m- 4 KOZMON pyrasphere 1—yoko and john/same (will clean to m-) 6 ORIGINAL LABEL PINEVILLE, LOUISIANA susie-Q 335—yoko and john 3:12 and 4:12 versions m- 4 Jewel-Paula distrib. [ABOVE is 3:12 both sides] DAVE LYON gulf breeze 2289—a song for john (shining star)/ride… vg+ 4 slow tribute, Florida label, Lennon MARIGOLD RECORDS [CANADA, #705] john lennon remembered silent record 5 RICHARD MESSER vetco 534—the silver beatles///the king of rock and roll m- 3 Beatles, Elvis tributes MEL MOORE sterling 964—a prayer for john lennon/hope m- 6 slow tribute, 1983, rare vanity item MORAN epic 10987dj—the beatles’ thing/lady loves me [[m- 4]] midt rock tribute/slow [[or CANADA columbia 3082 vg+ 4]] YOKO ONO [geffen 49683dj, and m- PS] walking on thin ice/it happened m- 4 two songs about Lennon death QUAKER GRANOLA DIPPS [paper laminated picture record] “great moments in r&roll” IMAGINE tribute to john lennon m- 4 SANDO all star 111—for the walrus (vocal/instr) m- 3 midslow Lennon tribute after death BOB AND SHIRLEE THOMAS kingston 433—granny’s got the beatle bug/…big hat G wol 4 (sounds vg!) mf bluegrass, rare THE TRIXIES twin hits 5059—we love you beatles///FREDDIE ANDREWS you’re a wonderful…vg- (play vg+) wol 4 flip soulish TOM WARK walrus 101 dj—one of us loved him more (a tribute to john lennon)/same m- 5 midslow tribute THE YOUNG WORLD SINGERS decca 31660—ringo for president/a boy like that m- 6 girl group, mf r&roll tribute/midt teener BREAK-IN RECORDS, DICKIE GOODMAN TYPE, A/K/A “FLYING SAUCER RECORDS” ETC THESE ARE NOW ON SALE CHEAP! This is what’s left of my collection. I’ve nearly entirely stopped collecting these. ALBEE AND FRIENDS///FREDDY THE FLEA nik nik 74—hexorcist world premiere///shall we walk or… m- 4 ’73 for movie uses Lou Reed, Ray Stevens, Ringo Starr, David Bowie, Blue Swede, Elton John, Joe Tex, etc. JOE BEE stop 402—trip to Moscow/same m- 5 now-scarce uses country songs early 70s BIGBITE & MACK fun-e-bone 4322—deep tooth/the big bite m- 3 scarce 70s, instr. flip CAJUN REPORTER lanor 569—cajun day/ (cleans to m-) 4 scarce Louisiana – uses cajun, zydeco music bits!! THE CATMAN AND TOENAIL fun-e-bone 3—election ‘76/tap your… m- 5 CRAZY D sunday night 100—81 luncheon/same m- 4 Marathons, Miracles, Cadillacs, Marv Johnson, etc. CREEP niXXXon 1976—convention ‘76/revolution ’76 m- 3 (am I the only one who has any copies of this?) DAN THE MAN dan the man 18467—high priced gasoline ‘90/same m- 4 DOO RON RON eureka 100 o. j. on trial top 40 version [1980 to 1995]/oldies version m- 4 101 [RED WAX] o. j. meets The King/o. j. country m- 5 [REDUCED! I found my copies of these first two] [102, BLUE WAX] bill Clinton – fact the music/sweatin’ to the oldies m- 5 JIVE M. FLUFFER blade 001—waterbladder/(instr) m- 5 Watergate, soul instr. flip RON FRAISER ace 3017—the candidates debate ‘76/lookin’… m- 5 Mississippi label, 1976 politics DICKIE GOODMAN rainy wednesday 208dj—jerry ford – a special report/robert m- 5 209dj—inflation in the nation mono/stereo m- 6 hotline 1017—energy risis ‘79/pain m- 4 prelude 8018—election ‘80/same (yes even Stock copy didn’t try to put a flip side on) m- 4 wacko 1002—super-duper man/rogert’s tune m- 4 extran 601—hey, e. t./get a job (2:01 time) m- 4 flip is great midfast doowop! shell 711—election ’84/herb’s theme [[m- 4]] [[DJ same flip m- 3]] yes, the 1960-era label, logo and all, reappears! GRAND CANYON bang 713—evil boll-weevil/got to find… m- 5 DAVE HARRIS fun-e-bone 8836—elvis and the unmentionables/bicventennial blitz/election ’76 m- 5 GARY HOFFAR jemkl 3294—hank’s 715th m- 5 green label COWARD HOSELL [no information on label] super steelers ‘76/same m- 4 antics, inc. 1001—super steelers 76’/same m- 5 fully-printed label is unusual for this… DON IMUS rca 74-0982 dj—son of checkers (the Watergate case)/oh… [[m- 4]] [[DJ, 4:07 and 5:24 versions m- wol 4]] JIM’N’I maji 1 182—reagan’s budget cuts/the umpire strikes out m- 4 from 1982, uses a lot of new wave, alternative, etc. HORACE DEBUSSEY JONES stachitananda 1 [with lyrics sheet includes song lyrics] o. j. simpson show, i/ii m- 4 +Lyric sheet JOHNNY KALLUM grt 048—patty and friends/spirit… m- 4 Hearst kidnapping bang 730dj—the big debate/same m- 5 SCOTT KEY pyramid 8002dj—town cryer/part two (how ‘bout a draft) m- 4 uses all Elton John songs, 1976 SYD LAWRENCE AND FRIENDS cosmic 1001—the answer to the flying saucer///BILLY MURE haunted guitar m- 5 SUSIE LEE & LEROY CORTEZ process 172—two old maids m- 5 rare Penna.; Break-ins cover versions sung by them LOKO fun-e-bone 99—the water-gate report/loko music m- 3 MARK D. MAXEY [outside recording… 1-23-87] oral-s last words/same m- 4 Okla., his give me $6 million or I’ll die! scam JOHN McCABE grt 044—live at the pet rock show/that old pet… m- 5 FAKE VERSIONS Dr. Hook, Kristofferson, t. Bennett JOHN McCARTY the record shop 610/83—lobos #1/same m- 4 end-of-70s Texas high school football (Longview) “BANANA” JOE MONTIONE wfil 1001—cakewalk to the cup 3:30 and 4:32 versions m- 4 RON CAMERON NAZY INTERVIEWS trey 3013—mr. benady/mr. ickson m- 5 1960 politics THE PENNSYLVANIA PLAYERS oron 101—washington uptight/the cat A-side now rare 1967 break-in (D. Goodman??) m- 5 POPULAR DEMAND crunch 001—400 mile gas line/same m- 4 energy crisis in ’79, issued by Radio WEAM Arlington VA WALTER ROCKITE westbound 5022dj—the pet rocks are coming/same m- 5 PHIL SCHWARTZ & HAROLD WAGNER doctor-my-eyes 20/20—interview with joe P.C.O. m- 6 1979 ROB AND CAROL SHOOK [joy, with m- title Sleeve, RED WAX] baby talk/same DJ m- 5 no narration, celebrate new baby! MICKEY SHORR AND THE CUTUPS tuba 8001—dr. ben basey/roaring… vg+ wol 4 Ben Casey novelty, great break-in SHORR’S STREAKERS eastbound 625—streakin’ ‘74/virgil (instrumental) m- 4 SLOBOS nebra 113—famous willie’s birthday party m- 5 now scarce, about Willie Nelson LEE TULLY [UK london 20 094] around the world with elwood pretzel, parts i/ii vg+ 6 VIK VENUS ALIAS: YOUR MAIN MOON MAN buddah 118—moonflight m- coh 4 haven’t seen THIS in years! What gives? GAY AND HOMOSEXUAL (ALL ASPECTS): Nearly everything that remains from my collection is listed here, and on 5f. ! SEVERIN BROWNE [motown 1303dj, and m- Title and lyrics sleeve] love song mono/stereo m- 6 hetero and gay love affairs BEN COLDER mgm 14111—big sweet john/games people play m- 4 yes Big Bad John gay parody! Flip comedy version THE COUNTRY GENTLEMEN rebel 263—big bruce/blue bell vg 5 1969? mf talker cover Steve Greenberg/fast bluegrass Instru. DAVE EDMUNDS [UK rca 5243, and m- PS, optional centre] da doo ron ron +3 m- 8 (he does NOT gender-change Crystals lyrics) J. “CURLY” FARRELL wenco 7809 dj—fruity brucey/ m- wol 4 slow country novelty talker, rare 70s ZOOT FENSTER antique 23—who wrote that word/the funny fight NOVELTY, about man on page 602/midt Gay boxing m- 4 LYN FRIZZELL///RON KAUFFMAN miami victory campaign 001—hurricane anita///anita’s crusaders vg+ 6 midtempo gay x2, 1977 GOTHAM aurum 0003dj—(I’m your) AC/DC man (mono/stereo) m- 6 mf disco 1979 STEVE GREENBERG trip 3000—big bruce/run… [[m- coh 5 somewhat scarcer, FOUR WRITERS, slight differences from 2 writers]] trip 3000—big bruce/run to you [[m- 5 humorous gay ’69, Big Bad John parody! TWO writers version]] ROD HART plantation 144dj—C.B. savage/better… m- 3 [UK charly 1025] c. b. savage/asphalt cowboy m- 7 ’77 gay CB novelty/fast truckin’ c&w (flip non-US release??) HUDSON & LANDRY dore 868—ajax airlines/BRUISER LA RUE m- 4 comedy dialogues, flip great gay, High School football PATRICK JUVET [UK casablanca 150, and m- PS] viva california/gay paris m- 8 midt/mf disco, flip is gay, 1979 JONATHAN KING parrot 3029—I don’t want to be gay/hooked on a feeling m- 6 midtempo both sides, A-side gay, 1971 NITA LEE phono 2635dj—gonna’ be a girl someday (stereo/stereo) m- 6 mf country 70s (cross gender – sex change) LET MY PEOPLE COME libra 10102—give it to me/I’m gay m- 10 rare ’74, flip midtempo – from musical, or what? LOVERDE [UK emi 5181] iko iko/san francisco serenade m- 5 mf disco flip 1980, about gay society there MARTI MAE laurie 3269dj—bernard bikini/ready, aim, kiss vg+ 5 midfast gay novelty/midt Teener, 60s HUGH MASHER laurie 3144dj—operation decoy/just before… vg+ wol (flip) 6 1962, mf r&rollish, GUY IN DRAG THE MYSTIC MOODS ORCHESTRA philips 40366—fire island/ m- coh 6 midt Instr. guitar, etc. and thunder – 1965 era TOM PAXTON vanguard 35206dj—anita O. J./the death of Stephen biko m- 10 A-side about antigay crusade, midt Carib. flavor; flip is VERY intense singer-songwriter song about a South African anti-apartheid warrior who was left to die in their prison BRUCE POOSE rpm 45 dj—hopalong sissy/brucie’s theme m- sol 5 talker midtempo (“sissy” bullrider)/instr. THE RADIOVISION ORCHESTRA razzle 103—flight to charnarak/P-Town vg 5 (fast synth instr.)/midt fem. dance (Provincetown) 1980 RED LIPSTIQUE [UK charly 7WILD1 and m- PS] Oscar wilde/wilde greek mythology m- 4 midt, light rock/dance, about him LEON RUSSELL [paradise 8667, and m- PS] elvis and Marilyn/ANITA BRYANT m- 5 flip midslow about antigay crusader ‘78 S. F. GAY MEN’S CHORUS [YELLOW WAX cavalier 912] forty niners fight song/spirit of america m- 5 mf, chorus/instr. (1990s?) SWEET ALLIANCE MUSIC [#101] what we gonna do (about anita)/queen of the nite m- 6 a-side midslow reggae, 1977 VALENTINO gaiee 7640—I was born this way/liberation m- 4 original local NY City pressing before Motown picked it up; 1975 ELVIS PRESLEY SPIN-OFFS JEANIE DECKER [770947] good bye elvis/same m- 4 slow tribute H. FILLINGAME tribute 001—a tribute to the king m- 4 slow guy doing deat tribute JOY FORD country international 213—only six feet away/same m- 3 some cheap because of quantity… WALLY FOWLER dove 100—a new star in heaven/a wonderful time… m- 3 REGINA GILBERT & JAN MIDKIFF fountain 101—I remember elvis///KENT SMITH guitar strings… m- 3 slow ’84 tribute DELL GREEN rome 52830—dear elvis/america m- 4 a-side midtempo recitation and music TERRY HUTCHISON tap 5378—reflections of a man (elvis)/lord, give… m- 5 slow tribute 1977?, Millington TN rare GENO KHAN arrow 002—message from heaven (vocal/instru.) m- 3 slow recitation and music 1979 ANDY MICHAELS el-vee 1355 [with m- PS] we’ll remember you/take… m- 5 reconfigure Kui Lee song into elvis tribute DANNY MIRROR demand 45 001—are you lonesome tonight/(version segue into Can’t Help Falling in Love) m- 3 ballads THE MISS ALANS [RED WAX, zoo entertainment 141747 and m- Pic Cover] the sad last days of elvis aron presley/ m- 5 1994 BOB RIVERS COMEDY GROUP [critique 99263dj, and m- PS] a message from the King/same m- 4 LEON RUSSELL [paradise 8667, and m- PS] elvis and Marilyn/anita Bryant m- 5 about him hanging with Marilyn Monroe RICK SAUCEDO [fraternity 3416, and m- PS] the legend lives on/how… m- 4 midslow tribute Cincinnati 1977 or 1978 TABLOID [upscale 94, and m- Pic Cover] elvis presley for president/it came from west Covina m- 5 midfast rock/ good fast rock novelty (about monster in a three piece suit etc.) THE TEARDROPS laurie 3660—goodnight elvis/hey gingerbread m- 4 ms teener tribute ballad/mf r&rollish by KID??? TERMINATORS OF ENDEARMENT [subterranean 64, and m- PS] stranger in the manger[ELVIS]/santa’s gons surfin’ m- 4 UNKNOWN ARTIST ls records 53, artist not credited—spelling on the stone/same m- 5 original label before Curb SPACE, EXTRATERRESTRIALS, SCIENCE FICTION, ETC. HUGH DOWNS [mgm PX-101, and m- PS] “First Man on the Moon” i-ii m- 4 narrated documentary SKIP HAYNES big foot 1107—beam me up scottie/2000 light years in a day m- 4 midt rock/slow space song HEASH [#1875] if we…/”English class”/”lunch” m- autographed label 4 comedy sketches, A-side Star Trek related, RARE PEPPER HELLARD…HOLLYWOOD ARGYLES rca jh 10312dj—they’re out there/same m- 4 midt novelty (we’re NOT alone) JON & ROBIN [YELLOW WAX, abnak 140 dj] there’s an american flag on the moon/same vg+ 4 ms to mf patriotic ‘69 LOOSE TALK [UK jet 7025, and m- PS] dan dare/home planet m- 4 midt/mf new wave, girls, lyrics on back of PS, 1982 CHARLIE MANNA decca 38238 [with m- PS] the astronaut/war at sea m- 6 GENE McCOWN totem 9—U.F.O./happy as… m- wol 4 early 70s country novelty THE NEIGHBORS mgm 13066—the biggest ride since paul revere/never should… vg+ 4 mf folk, John Glenn/fast folk ‘62 MARTY QUINN brand x 2001dj—grnuine (UFO) contactee/I may be slow… m- 4 midt novelties both sides BILL ARTHUR RANDOLPH chicago south side 104—delinquene baby/astronaut vg+ 5 early 60s midt calypsos, flip re. John Glenn WALTER M. SCHIRRA, JOHN A. POWERS [nelson doubleday EP, with m- PS] “signa 7” parts i-ii m- 5 spoken word, space mission “SCHOLASTIC RECORDS” [0634] “FIRST MEN ON THE MOON apollo XI…july 20, 1969” parts i-ii vg+ 4 FREDDY VAUGHT fraternity 914—freddy vaught the astronaut/tater chips m- 5 midt Nov. GREAT & “chipmunks”/mf nov. TOM WAYNE [RED WAX, twp 004, and m- PS] we called him E. T./same m- 4 midfast country 1982 SPORTS, RECORDS BY ATHLETES, ETC. [BASEBALL RECORDS (NOTE: Ones newly listed in 2020 have largely been kept in full-price section] ABBOTT & COSTELLO [BLANK LABEL NO INFO] who’s on first? parts 1, 2 m- 5 in Top 5 ALL-TIME comedy sketches !! EMPTY PICTURE SLEEVE for the above (can be used for ANY 45 of this, because all are reissues anyway) m- 2 ABC RADIO SPORTS [EP 2] “SPORTS PARADE” announcements (various introductions and themes) m- 4 from 1960s?? KAL ANTHONY…IMPALAS [heart & soul 1-1, and m- PS, lyrics on back] the greening…/babe ruth the winner of them all m- 5 THE AUBURN UNIVERSITY BAND [no number] the alma mater/war eagle vg+ 6 rare Alabama football 60s, Chicago label ROGER BAIN barking gecko 10655—thanks mister banks/weather girl vg+ 5 midt light rock (tribute to, um…BELOW!)/slow ERNIE BANKS///WANNA BAND [wanna 45814, and m- PS] teamwork///ernie’s tune m- 3 BOB BENNETT priority 1669dj—a song about baseball/a short interview about “a song about baseball” m- 4 1982 BONGO BILLIARDS [dr. caw 56, and m- PS] they call in the Fridge (vocal/instr) m- 4 midt rap, again…Chicago Bears BRUCE AND THE BENCHWARMERS championship 001—raymend berry’s pats/same m- 5 midt novelty Chicago Bears THE CAGLE FAMILY jay-vol 9—the ballad of walter payton/columbia m- 5 mf country Chi. Bears/song about Mississippi town! BOB CAIN asa 4121—don’t help that bear (stereo/stereo) m- 4 midt BEAR BRYANT novelty, 70s CAPTAIN STUBBY &… drum boy 121—let’s go go go white sox/the old ball game m- 4 fast team pride/mf NOT the old song HARRY CARAY churchill 7714—take me out to the ball game/na, na, hey, hey (kiss him goodbye) m- 4 KEN CARLYSLE Inglewood 133222—when you were mickey mantle, and I was stan the man/mexico!... m- sol 4 midf c&w/// ALVIN CASH dakar 4559—ali shuffle/doing the feeling m- 4 TERRY CASHMAN lifesong 45086—willie, mickey and “the duke” (talkin’ baseball)/it’s easy… m- 4 1981 [ALL THE REST HAVE FIRST PRESS GREEN PS m-] 45104—talkin’ baseball (baseball and the cubs)/ m- 4 45105—talkin’ baseball (baseball and the O’s) baltimore orioles version/ m- 4 45106—talkin’ baseball (baseball and the sox) red sox version/ m- 4 45111—taklkin’ baseball (baseball in K. C.) kansas city royals version/ m- 4 LEE COLE [saint 001, and m- PS] ballad of the new orleans saints/saints… m- 5 mf team pride/ Instr, also see ANSWER sect. COSTA & CHYPS stature 3801—detroit city cats (vocal/instr) m- [[stockl]] or [[DJ]] m- 4 midt dance ’82, Lions and Tigers! EDDIE CURTIS raftis-records 113—the louisville lip/I’ll forgive you m- 4 midt blues talker NOVELTY Cassius Clay in the day/// JACK DALTON & THE DALTON GANG spoke 1976244—detroit (good sports town) (vocal/instr) m- 4 ms rockish, 1973 DANIEL trailblazin’ 1—the trailblazers: red hot ‘n rollin’/(instr) m- 4 mf sports team pride 1977 release now scarce JODY DAVIS, LEON DURHAM etc. [PR 984] men in blue/good ol’ time tonight m- 4 mf Chi. Cubs pride song/fast r&rollish 1984 D. J. JAZZY JEFF…FRESH PRINCE [jive 1282 abnd m- PS] I think I can beat mike tyson (vocal/instr) m- 4 midt rap, 1989 THE LEN DRESSLAR SINGERS universal 76936—the chicago cubs song (2 versions) [with m- PS, m- 4] DR. JOE [door knob 299 with Info Sheet] I grew up…beat on by leon (the ballad of michael spinks)/in… m- 4 ms sport/mf, Nov’s COON ELDER [[pharaoh 2500]]—the russians ain’t coming/sunshinin’ country life m- 3 slow, Olympics [[2500dj, RED WAX]]—the russians ain’t coming/same m- 5 slow, Olympics ELLIOTT, WALKER & BENNETT paid 120—the race is on/we love the atlanta falcons m- 3 122—[San Diego Chargers version] m- 3 ALL: A-side redo 1965 Jones hit, custom-made for each team stated 123—the race…/we luv the cowboys m- 3 ALL copies have flip sides specific to the stated teams, as well 124—the race…/we love the oakland raiders m- 3 127—[Minnesota Vikings versions] m- 3 P. O. FANN cheshire [no number] I got the eight o’clock monday night NFL players strike blues (vocal/instr) m- 3 SALE A. J. FOYT resco 642—interview with A. J. foyt/the ballad of A. J. foyt m- 6 1976 NASCAR CAT GETTINGS scorpion 0564—ali – the king of the ring/football fever m- 5 “GLORY OF THE GRIDIRON” [EP sesac AD 59 dj, and m- Cover] pride of the illini/pitt panther/tiger triumph (LSU) +5 m- 5 STEVE GOODMAN WITH CHICAGO CUBS CHORUS wgn radio 784—go cubs go (WGN Radio cubs theme)/same m- 4 cool midtempo KEN GRIFFIN rondo 45197—the skaters waltz/take me out to the ball game m- 4 GERRY GROSSMAN hippo-ray 1117—we love the cubs (say “yeah”)/love me m- 4 mf boogie-rock, flip REDO Presley etc. EARNEST HARWELL…FANS panther 361—freddie the great/revenge of… m- 4 tribute from 60s, Fred Lorenzen car racing HUDSON & JUDSON cream 7824—who’s on first/the pits m- 4 redo of one of the best comedy bits in history, 1978 HURRICANE [mca 53052dj, and m- PS] super fight/same m- 4 midt rap, not sure which fight this is (1987) IMPRESARIO! impresario 4321—a funky browns song/a funky dance song vg+ 5 midt white dance-rap for Cleveland football INSTANT REPLAY decca 32892dj—howard hardsell (the inverview)/run for daylight-song m- 5 fake comedy interv./midt STEVE KELLER iv enterprise 2244—beware of the bear/don’t be… m- 5 1980 BEAR BRYANT THE LOST MARBLE BAND [#14161] brewers have it all/bill cheatham vg+ 4 mf baseball/fast fiddlin’ Instru., ’82 Milwaukee EARL MANNING caprice 2016—don’t wrestle with bear/phone call to bear vg+ 5 BEAR BRYANT, midt tribute/novelty phone call MICHAEL MASSER and MANDRILL arista 0250 dj [with vg+ PS, good Ali photo] ali bom-ba-ye, parts i/ii m- #ol 4 TIM MC CABE [blue Orpheus 230, and m- PS] home of the braves/(instr) m- 5 midt late 70s baseball Atlanta DAVE McKINLEY, BILL DULANEY… [daisy 1001, m- Cover, 5x7 photo] ballad of derek the turk/score one more m- 5 midt/fast rock hockey tributes, 1971 Boston, Mass. label GENE McKOWN column one 1007—the kansas city royals are on the go/(instr) m- 4 midt “old timey” baseball tribute 1977 DENNY McLAIN capitol 2282—lonely is the name/extra innings m- 4 ms/mf organ instr’s (by Detroit All Star pitcher ’68) THE MONDAY MORNING QUARTERBACK… warner bros. 7664—the twelve days of Christmas (the game plan to bear miami)/ santa claus medley vg+ 4 scarce on Stock – cool midt novelty parody/novelty narrations (both) LEE OFMAN m. o. m. 1979—houston oilers number one (stereo/stereo) m- 5 midt team pride, Houston label (from 1979?) WALTER PAYTON [kentucky fried chidken/evatone FLEXI, and m- PS] doin’ it right (ONE SIDED) m- 5 from 80s? C. Bears PFO PRODUCTIONS [ep no #] “pro football outlook with matt pinto” ONE-SIDED demo record m- 5 apparent 70s, for radio stations THE PIGSKINS happyday 501—monsters of the midway/(instr) m- 4 midt dance tribute to The Chicago Bears, 1985 GEORGE PLIMPTON [ep 5526, syndicated air time] ?Man About Sports” DEMO (five short narrations) +promo letter m- 7 JEFF PORTER racehead 061988 with lyrics sheet] I’ve got the DWTOMFSBISF blues/riverside is closing m- 4 raceway closing THE PRESIDENT’S COUNCIL… [EP 141] curt gowdy, chris schenkel, ray scott “physical fitness & sports” PSA’s ’74 m- wol 4 RONNIE PROPHET shotgun 099, CANADA—gretzky the great/a letter to wayne gretzky m- 5 midt tribute like “Cripple Creek” BUCK PUCKETT folknanny 1000—the best of the “bear” tales/ m- 5 midt folk talker, hilarious novelty 70s BEAR BRYANT THE QUARTERBACKS huddle 501—thw saints/way down yonder in new orleans vg+ 5 “…go marching in” midt instr, N.O. Saints/ RUSS REGAN candix 303dj—the waterboy/night search m- 5 mf talker and singing novelty/midt Instru., 1961 ROQ-IN’ ZOO [motown 1825dj, and m- PS, lyrics on flip] frig-o-rator/same m- 3 midt rap KYLE ROTE [laminated paper record] “how you can follow the action” (an All Pro 1965 football bonus) m- 4 “THE SPORTS HUDDLE” [EP with m- Cover] parts i/ii = DEMO for radio program, from 1970 m- 5 GLENN SUTTON [TEST PRESS, #76188] the football blues/same m- 4 (label is Mercury, of course) JOHNNY WAKELIN…BAND [GERMANY pye 13 811, and m- PS] black superman (Muhammad ali)/…drum m- 5 African match 70s JIM WEAVER levee 110—battle at new orleans(super bowl VI)/everybody loves a winner…m- 4 midt Horton parody/mfCowboys THE WOOF PACK happyday 35—bear down chicago bears (vocal/instr) m- 4 midfast 80s