NOVELTY RECORDS, ANSWER SONGS, SPORTS, et. al. - LOTSA FUN! Frank Merrill/Saturday Night Records 848 Dodge Avenue, #PMB-112 Evanston IL 60202 fmerri4llj4r@gma4il.com (REMOVE THE 4s to see my correct email address.) &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& This document is designated as “1i—novelty” As usual, “GENERAL novelty precedes all the other categories. I use this category for stuff that doesn’t “belong” in other novelty headings (ANSWER, BEATLES, BREAK-INS, GAY/HOMOSEXUAL, ELVIS PRESLEY, SPACE, SPORTS). As usual, “GENERAL novelty precedes all the other categories. I use this category for stuff that doesn’t “belong” in other novelty headings (ANSWER, BEATLES, BREAK-INS, DIRT FILTH AND CRUD (RISQUE), GAY/HOMOSEXUAL, ELVIS PRESLEY, SPACE, SPORTS). I have many novelty items that I want to “GET RID OF CHEAP” where I may have a few copies of each. Some are priced very low. $2 items are NOT typos. You’ll find most of the $2 records in GENERAL and BREAK-INS. FURTHER INSANITY IS ASSURED, because I “invaded” EIGHT long boxes of 45s that I originally intended to keep in my collection, when I set them aside during 2015 to 2021. I’ve “moved my goalposts” a lot since then, greatly reducing what I’ll keep. Therefore, even bizarre “outsider” stuff, insane HORRID AND INCOMPETENT items, and other craziness, appear here. The novelty sections on List #101 (hoping for a #101 in 2027 or early 2028) should be similarly insane ((…)) TITLES AREN’T CONSIDERED TO BE NOVELTY. HIGHLIGHTS OF NOVELTY THIS YEAR: A MASSIVE GENERAL SECTION WITH 2,000+ TITLES! A still-large answer records section! More insane than 2025! POSSIBLY THE LARGEST LIST OF RISQUE/R-RATED/X-RATED 45s that has ever been assembled in human history (“DIRT, FILTH, AND CRUD”)! LPs/EXTENDED SINGLES (10 & 12 INCH, +SHAPED 45s) – GENERAL NOVELTY - my biggest section ever KIP ADDOTTA rhino 70826—life in the slaw lane m-/m- 6 [laff 215, plain title sticker on white sleeve vg+ and record store sticker, PRE-RELEASE? dj] I hope I’m not out of line! m- 5 TAMMY FAYE BAKKER sutra 067 (Single)—the Ballad of Jim & Tammy/farewell, we love you/God bless America m- 4 BARNES & BARNES rhino 814—amazing adult fantasy m-/m- black label 12 rhino 70836—“the best of Barnes & Barnes” zabagabee m- 8 boulevard 38928—soak it up m-/m- 8 FRED BLASSIE [PICTURE DISC rhino 813] I bite the songs m-/Title Cover m- 21 GLENMORE BROWN [JAMAICA pantomime 6423, single] no crack no jumbo/music & herb m- (no cover) 6 POT FLIP TEDDY BROWN [JAMAICA eruption no #, single] get stoned (adapted)/version m- 6 POT REGGAE LENNY BRUCE fantasy 7003—the sick humor of Lenny Bruce (blue label later pressing) m-/m- 7 7012—the best of Lenny Bruce m-/m- (tan label early 70s pressing) 6 7017—thank you Masked Man m-/vg (storm label logo 70s or 80s pressing) m- 5 JACK CARNEY’S COMEDY COMEDY STORE [PARTIAL SHOWS with cue sheets] “MILITARY” May 30, 1983 – Sides A, C m- 5 “ANIMALS & PETS” June 6, 1983 – sides A, C m- 5 “HALLOWEEN” 10-22-1984 […COMEDY SHOP] Sides A, C m- 7 CHEECH AND CHONG ode SP 77010—(self-titled) m-/m- 10 CHEECH & CHONG ode 77040—sleeping beauty m-/m- 11 (bullet-shaped cover) CHEECH Y CHONG ode 77019—los cochinos m-/m- 8 (die-cut car cover) “A CHILD’S GARDEN OF GRASS” elektra EKS 75012—“…a pre-legalization comedy” [[m-/m- 6]] [[STILL SEALED 14]] POT COMEDY yes PINTO COLVIG capitol wonderland 6959—“Bozo On the Farm”/”Henry Hawk” full-LP-length stories m-/m- 12 “COMEDY DROP-INS” [Discs 2, 3, 4] FOR RADIO ONLY: Flight 118/Nielson family/radio juggler/Taster’s spread/my doctor’s doctor/Oil of Oil/Stitchem/big fat Donna/Believe It Or Else, etc. (TOTAL 97 different COMEDY drop-ins for radio, so cool!) m- some xol 13 THE COMEDY HOUR (SINGLE-LP shows with cue sheets) April 14, ‘86 m- 5 May 12, ‘86 m- 5 April 13, ‘87 m- 5 April 20, ’87 m- 5 COMIC RELIEF rhino 70704—the best of COMIC RELIEF various artists! STILL SEALED 10 THE CONCEPTION CORPORATION cotillion 9051—conceptionland m-/m- 7 name on back of cover Nearly all of these belonged to a professional classical symphony musician who liked novelty…THUS usually “immaculate” grades BILLY CONNOLLY [USA virgin 90870—“Billy and Albert” – Billy Connolly at the Royal Albert Hall m-/m-, coh slice in cover 7 “THE CRAZY ALBUM” (COMPILATION) [2 RECORDS, uncredited label] about half-and-half prior novelty hits, and oddball stuff that may or man not exist elsewhere (e. g. “The Purple Eater Meets the exorcist” by (uncredited) artist) m-/m-, title strip 10 THE CREDIBILITY GAP [sierra/briar 8704, two records] a great gift idea! m-/woc-a coh m- 10 +biography sheet, large glossy photo IVOR CUTLER [UK virgin 12] jammy smears m-/m- 11 33—dandruff m-/m- 12 34—velvet donkey m-/m- 13 STEVE DAHL [HILARIA (NO #?)] pet fishsticks STILL SEALED, and large corner coh 9 RICK DEES and… rso 3017—the original Disco Duck m-/(slight sticker residue-a side) m- 18 MANY SALES OVER $30 D. J. SCOTTY B. & THE EQUALIZER [inner city 001, 12-inch SINGLE, NO Cover] all about Pussy ((+6 may not be novelties)) m- 5 DR. DEMENTO or DR. DEMENTO’s… rhino 10—dementia royale m- 7 NOTE: THESE ARE ALL “VARIOUS ARTISTS” RECORDS rhino 820—“the greatest novelty records of all time” Volume I “the 1940s” m- 7 821—“the greatest novelty records of all time” Volume II “the 1950s” m- 7 eccentric 8912—Demento’s mementos m-/m- 11 many songs that you WILL NOT have otherwise… warner bros. 2855—Dr. Demento’s Delights m- 7 DUCK’S BREATH MYSTERY THEATRE rounder 3054—born to be tiled m-/m- 8 JONATHAN EDWARDS columbia CL 1024—the piano artistry of… m-/vg+ 6 novelty treatment of high-brow music, 1950s JONATHAN & DARLENE EDWARDS columbia CL 1513—Jonathan & Darlene Edwards in Paris m-/vg 6 JONATHAN AND DARLENE EDWARDS rca LSP 2495—sing along with… m-/m- 8 WILD MAN FISCHER rhino 001—Wildmania m-/m- 23 (and label debut on LP?) 021--`pronounced normal m-/m- 22 pure OUTSIDER novelty rock FLANDERS & SWANN angel 36112—the bestiary of Flanders & Swann m-/m- 9 THE FLYING LIZARDS [UK virgin 2150] the flying lizards m-/m- 7 THE FOOLS [12 INCH SINGLE, pvc 3902] life sucks, then you die same song both sides m- 6 No Cover FREE HIT LUNCH flying fish 410—penguin love m-/m- 7 GEFILTE JOE AND THE FISH [BLUE WAX, STAR-SHAPED “33” EP rhino 650] Hanukah rocks/walk on the kosher side +2 m- 23 no cover but in original plastique which has large title sticker (which is vg) LARRY GROCE warner bros. 2933—junkfood junkie m-/vg 4 GUCKENHEIMER SOUR KRAUT BAND rca LPM 1453—sour kraut in hi-fi m-/(soc-a) m- 8 RARE, humorous German-adjacent songs! WES HARRISON philips 103—you won’t believe your ears! m-/soc-a m- 8 incredible sound effects ALL BY MOUTH ONLY irc 3330—the one and only m-/m- 9 cover is AUTOGRAPHED HEVY GUNZ [2 RECORDS, cold shot no #] Rownd Wun m- 17 INSANE POT ALBUM ’70 Minnesota, takes place at imaginary radio station, heavy satire, delightful fake ads, etc. (later issue on Enterprise was abridged to one record) loved this for 52 years… BENNY HILL [UK shaped 45RPM single, 12-inch, PICTURE DISC, emi 80069] Ernie (the fastest milkman in the west) m- 14 [USA capitol SN-12049] words and music m-/vg+ 7 GERARD HOFFNUNG angel 35500—Hoffnung music festival concert…Royal Festival Hall… m-/(woc-b) vg 6 great Classical SPOOF! HOMER & JETHRO rca LPM 2181—Homer & Jethro at the country club vg+/vg 4 LPM 2954—fractured folk songs m-/(soc-a) m- 10 [2 RECORDS, rca Camden CXS 9012—country comedy m-/m- 7 guest star 1428—don’t be cornfused m-/(soc-a) m- 6 HOOSIER HOT SHOTS tops 15410—(self-titled) m--/soc-a vg+ 6 [sunbeam MFC-10] Hoosier Hotshots 1935-38 m-/m- 7 HOT FOOD TO GO! [33 RPM EP Erika no #] fries five cuts include “Frogs are fun” and “masticate” m-/MINIMAL Title Cover m- 6 THE DAVE HOWARD SINGERS [EP hallelujah no #] Yon Yonson meets Dr. R-R-Ruth (sex sample sequel) RISQUE m-/Cover m- 7 HUDSON & LANDRY dore 326—losing their heads m-/m- 6 331—the weird kingdom of… m-/m- 7 IULA HUMPS [R. R. I. 30826] Los Angeles here I come – ‘IT’S A RIOT” m-/m- 7 comedy from 1960s SPIKE JONES…OTHER ORCHESTRA hindsight 185—“the uncollected…” m-/m- 10 RARE and/or unreleased material! BUB KAUFMAN lhi EL 12002 mono—a trip through a blown mind m-/m- 7 dime-sized cover surface tip upper right corner “KOSHER CLUB” rhino 608—(COMPILATION) Jewish humor songs – GEFILTE JOE…, BY GEORGE, GEORGIE GIRL +1 m-/m- 6 LARRY & STUFF [12 INCH SINGLE basix 1303] fat girls in daisy dukes m-/No Cover 9 ANSWER “Daisy Dukes” by Gangsta Rob… TOM LEHRER [10 INCH, Lehrer 1] songs by Tom Lehrer [[vg+/vg+ 5]] [[m-/m- 13]] message on back that price is $3.95 reprise RS 6179 stereo—that was the year that was m-/vg+ 6 6199 stereo—an evening wasted with Tom Lehrer 70s m-/m- 6 6216 mono 60s press—songs by Tom Lehrer m-/m- 9 “LISTEN TO THE BANNED” (COMPILATION) [UK aja 5030] MAE WEST, DAWN DAVIS, etc. etc. 20 cuts m-/m- 8 RISQUE stuff!! MIXED NUTS caboose 15386--extra! m-/m- 9 rare Indiana comedy from 1984 MONTY PYTHON arista 4039—matching tie & handkerchief m-/”normal” cover m- 9 arista 9510—“a comedy spectacular!” – 1941 m-/m- 7 9580—the Monty Python instant record collection m- 7 mca 6121—the meaning of life m-/m- 8 RUDY RAY MOORE kent KST-002 stereo—the second Rudy Ray Moore album m-/m- 17 60s press (original release era or not?) MRS. MILLER capitol T 2494—Mrs. Miller’s greatest hits m-/Cover VG, separation top 12-inch edge 6 NAPOLEON XIV rhino 816—they’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa! m-/soc-a m- 8 WAZMO NARIZ i.r.s. SP 005—things aren’t right m-/m- 8 definitely off-kilter novelty MIKE NICHOLS & ELAINE MAY mercury 20997 mono—the best of… m-/vg 6 MOJO NIXON [picture label, 12 INCH, CLEAR WAX, restless 72185] get out of my way! (full album) m-/original plastic cover m- 8 MOJO NIXON & SKID ROPER enigma 73335—root hog or die m- 7 …AND SKID ROPER enigma 72056—(self-titled) m-/m- 9 INCLUDES acknowledgements-and-pictures insert “NO DISCO ALBUM” (COMPIL.) bomp 4006—THE PRESS, TOKYO, VECTORS, MADFOX, etc. (Anti-Disco cuts, etc. 15 songs) m-/m- 10 SHAD O’SHEA fraternity 34209—Y-TEL presents… m-/m- 7 P. D. Q. BACH vanguard VSD 79427—black forest bluegrass m-/m- 7 “REEFER MADNESS” (COMPILATION) stash 119—reefer madness (16 songs, some unreleased, ranging from 1924-44, FUN!) SEALED 21 THE RHINO BROTHERS: (COMPLIATIONS) rhino 007—“circus royale” KGB CHICKEN, OGDEN EDSL, BARNES ^& BARNES etc. m-/m- 8 rhino 70627—“greatest flops” WILD MAN JR., THE QWORYMEN, THE BOMBAY BEACH BOYS, etc. m-/m- 9 “DEEP” biogr. insert rhino 809—“The World’s Worst Records!” NOVAS, JIMMY CROSS, WILD MAN FISCHER, etc. m-/m- and original vomit bag 15 815—“The World’s Worst Records Vol. 2” KILLER PUSSY, MICKEY KATZ, STICKY FINGERS, etc. m-/m- 9 PHIL ROSE [(private label, no #)] one dozen Phil Roses “hilarious ballads of the Garment Belt” m-/vg+, and lyrics booklet 8 FATHER GUIDO SARDUCCI warner bros. 3440—live at St. Douglas Convent m-/m- 10 “SCRAMBLED FEET” drg 6105—scrambled feet (off-Broadway play/revue, humorous songs) m-/m- 7 “SEX, DRUGS, ROCK ‘N’ ROLL, AND THE END OF THE WORLD” [uncredited artist, passport EP 3, No Cover] m- 5 HARRY SHEARER [virgin 96438, EP] if you want free speech) go to Russia m-/m- 8 creator of The Simpsons, too ALLAN SHERMAN rea victor red seal LM 2773 mono—“recorded live” (no true album name) m-/m- 7 classical music SPOOF warner bros. 1569—for swingin’ livers only m-/m- 7 rhino 005—best of Allan Sherman m-/m- 6 SHEL SILVERSTEIN [PICTURE DISC, columbia – can’t find number] where the sidewalk ends (full album) m-/plastique cover m- 15 BRUCE SPRINGSTONE [clean cuts 1202, EP] Bedrock Rap-meet the Flintstones/take me out to the ball game m-/m- 6 RAY STEVENS rca AHLI 3574 stereo—shriner’s convention m-/m- 7 mca 42020—crackin’ up! m- 6 mca 42172—I never made a record I didn’t like m-/m- 6 STEVENS & GRDNIC [takoma 7067] somewhere over the radio m-/soc-a m- 9 STAR BOORES b-i-r-c 0474—star boores m-/vg+ 13 insane Star Wars parody comedy from 1978 THE SWINGING ERUDITES [EP, so-zoomy 145] yuppie man/P.S.A. No. 1/WALK WITH AN ERECTION +3 m-/No Cover 10 one dimensional 66666—pretentious crapola STILL SEALED 8 99999—unchained parodies m-/m- 6 THE THREE STOOGES mca 909—the nonsense songbook m-/m- 7 1980s release TINY TIM reprise 6351—for all my little friends m-/vg+ 14 2 LIVE JEWS kosher 3328—as kosher as they wanna be m-/m- 8 novelty and song parodies UNCLE BONSAI freckle 01908—a lonely grain of corn STILL SEALED 8 UNCLE LAR’ AND LIL TOMMY’S… [WLS 890] animal stories, volume II m- 78 THE WIBBLEY BROTHERS about 11—go weird STILL SEALED 14 “WEIRD” AL YANKOVIC rock ‘n’ roll 38679—(self titled) m-/m- 16 (many $20 to $40) 39221—in 3-D m-/m- 13 40033—dare to be stupid m-/m- 11 40520—polka party m-/m- 12 44149—even worse m-/m- 17 45265—UHF m-/m- BID//MIN: 25 MANY sold $50 to $100!! what? 45RPM SINGLES – SECTION ONE, *GENERAL* NOVELTY DAVID ADAMS dara 10008—((won’t you play…))/horticulture joy (spiel of an Alabama wife merchant) m- 8 ODDBALL midt r&rollish nov. INDIA ADAMS [whale no #, vg+ Cover] maybe Tuesday [ONE SIDED] m- 6 musical comedy “showtunes” type KIP ADDOTTA laff 023—wet dream/”live stand-up” m- 5 WONDERFUL fish/ocean PUNS story song (…worn out my seals…) laff 0232—I’m so miserable without you (it’s like having you around)/a state of the humor address [[m- 4]] [[DJ m- 4]] JACK ADKINS country boy 922—hot dang doogie I can’t boogie/U.G.L.Y. m- 5 novelty, slow light/midt. TONY AGBAY queen city 627—String Bean/Long John Silver m- 5 a-side Opry tribute FRANKLIN AJAYE [EP a&m #EP-FA dj] high school fights/weekend parties +5 (from “Franklin Ajaye – comedian” LP) m- 5 [little david PR-264 dj—excerpts from “Don’t smoke dope, fry your hair!” m-/Title Sleeve m- (tiny rip at top) 5 AL ALBERTS with…LIFERS… jubilee EP 2040 dj—sing sing sing-a-long/they broke my nose with a rubber hose +2 m- 6 BUD ALDEN sebec 2414—a Texas in Alaska/the Alaskan moosibou m- 9 anthropomorphed poet story/mf novelty talker ALEXANDRE [CANADA celebration 2434] the tuba song/makin’ out on a Saturday night m- 5 midfast rock novelty 70s ALEXEI’S MIDNIGHT RUNNERS [UK springtime 6725] pop-up toasters +2 OTHER ARTISTS m-/PS m- 6 mf boogie rock/mf novelty +1 ALF [UK rca 41663] stuck on Earth/cruisin’ on Melmac Interstate m-/PS m- 5 midt synth-dance novelty/different dance midt. Instr. THE ALIENS [UK emi 5081] call for Kremmen/Q’s theme m-/PS vg+ woc-a 7 mf synth-dance novelty/slow instru. ALL-AMERICAN HEAVY METAL ENSEMBLE [(private)no #] take that Goddamn jukebox and shove it up your ass same x2 m- 8 BEAU ALLEN tamatrav 1—stay out of Colorado rag/((Mason Dixon line)) m-/PS vg+ soc-a 7 mf novelty talker – comedy/ GEORGE ALLEN zeylon 573—my gal Josephine/((I sit alone and cry)) vg+ 6 obesity novelty, rare 1960 era JOHNNY ALLEN and NORM HALSEY pr 3901—the fruitfly song/I’m a real live cowboy m- promo wol-a 5 ms/fast novelties 70s LARRY ALLEN [JAPAN columbia 889] China night/banana boat song vg+ 7 VERY “incorrect” 1950s novelty/redo Fifties hit MORRY ALLEN belle 711—grapefruit juice and oranges/((ain’t gonna cry)) vg wol-a 4 cool 1940s style! STEVE ALLEN brunswick 80230—but officer/but baby m- 5 mf jazz with novelty talking brunswick 86003—Jack and the beanstalk/Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs vg+ sol-a/POOR PS 5 signature 12044—dance time/impossible m- 7 two great jazz novelties, a-side spoken sketch with instru. STEVE ALLEN and JAYNE MEADOWS signature 12003 dj—I remember it wall/flattery m- 5 novelties from Musicals WOODY ALLEN [UK colpix 775] spot/Floyd/the bullet m- 6 great stand-up colpix 783 dj—what’s new pussycat?/the moose m- sol-b 7 colpix EP 518 dj—(recorded live at Mr. Kelly’s, Chicago) excerpts from Colpix LP CP/SCP-518 m-/m- 6 capitol EP PRO-4652/4653 dj—excerpts from “The Third Woody Allen Album” m-/NO PS 5 ALLIES Victoria 100183—emma peel (sides 1, 2) vg+ 5 about Avengers TV star “ALL IN THE FAMILY” (TV) EP atlantic PR 177 dj—breasts/hog jowls/Archie meets Mike +1 m-/m- 5 ALL SYSTEMS GO detroit Dunkley 1028—get wasted!/((then came you)) m-/m- 9 insane punkish falsetto voice mf novelty/ ALLURING STRANGE feedbag 2—((hard on the outside))/yo crack/((d’yer mak’er)) m-/m- 8 about CIA (Cocaine Import Agency?) THE MURRAY ALTER GROUP [CANADA trillium 13135] Metro Zoo song/fun at the zoo m-/(woc-a) m- 5 female/kid novelties ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS epic 34 74776—achy breaky heart (WITH Billy Ray Cyrus)/I ain’t no dang cartoon m- 5 AMERICAN COMEDY NETWORK critique 704-—breaking up is hard on you (a/k/a don’t take Ma Bell away from me) m- 2 GREAT PARODY novelty of Sedaka blockbuster hit! FLIP three FAKE “KRAPCO” COMMERCIALS, wow! THE AMES BROTHERS rca victor 47 5897—the naughty lady of shady lane/((addio)) m- sol-a 5 most clever surprise ending EVER???? IDI AMIN transatlantic 527—amazin’ man/findin’ de lady vg+ 5 CHOOSE (SAME NUMBER!!) [[NEW ZEALAND, wol-b]] OR [[UK]] AMOS ‘N’ ANDY [columbia 4 – 53 – G] the Lord’s prayer/little bitty baby m- sol-a 5 RARE, 1950 era from comedy duo DAVID AMRAM rca 74 0885 dj—the Fabulous Fifties mono/stereo m- 5 humorous and not-so-glamorous memories of the decade J. C. ANDERSON hole in the hat 1478—greasy spoon/((Grumadas Mountain)) m- wol-a 6 great midslow restaurant novelty c&w LEONA ANDERSON columbia 40403 dj—the mama doll song/I’m a food to care vg+ 7 NON-LP CUTS rare 40459—yo-ho! the crow/limburger lover vg 5 ALTERNATE VERSIONS from the Unique LP “Music To Suffer By” NORMAN ANDRE’ palomino 4502—I don’t like a girl with hairy legs/((I don’t like you)) m- 6 midfast novelty/ ANDRE MUSETTE ORCH. [rca Camden EP 313] hiccup polka ((+3 non-novelty)) m-/Cover VG+ 5 ANONYMOUS ego #EGO 1—((to whom it may concern))/to a friend m- 7 flip strange disparaging novelty ANONYMOUS flat 666—snake attack/corporate food m-/m- 9 DARK avant-garde “horror” novelty/avant-hardcore flip JOE ANTHONY sure 1—Custer’s last bugler/(backwards) vg+ wol-b 5 BEST VERSION??!! cover of Sonny Gianotta – or first version? ANTONINO with JOE FARO…JaDeCanio (??) 8462 60—wella letsa geta goin’/our Man in the Moon vg+ 5 rare early 60s NJ THE APEMEN circus 100—Tarzan/sick man m- wol-a 12 good Tarzan/psychiatry novelties APPLE A DAY GANG sound gems 113 dj—up your nose with a rubber hose mono/stereo m- 6 THE APPLE CREEK REVUE creek 725—the hum-bug bugger/((night love)) m- wol-b 6 mf country-rock novelty/((midfast)) ARBOGAST & ROSS atp 1001-—chaos – Part I, II m- 2 early 70s reissue/boot of INSANE RADIO INDUSTRY novelty from ‘59 ROBYN ARCHER [AUSTRALIAN broadcasting corporation/ABC 875 088] eating on the plane/Mrs. Bottle’s…burp m- 6 mf/midt nov’s THE ARISTOCATS disneyland EP fs-903—everybody wants to be a cat/Thomas O’Malley’s cat +2 m-/m- 5 ARLENE [(private label) no #] where’s the beef? mono (wol)/stereo m- 6 great midt. female novelty talker, male group backing ARLIE & CHARLIE… hap 1022—put the country back in country music/the cigarette song m- wol-a, b 5 music protest/genuine novelty ARNEE AND TERMINATERS [UK epic 657417 7] I’ll be back (the dancefloor…)/((environment news)) m-/m- 8 film nov./((spacy inst.)) SATCH ARNOLD louis 6802 dj—on the run/((that song)) m- 8 fast squeaky-voice novelty talk-song/((slow)) STAN ARNOLD [UK red rag 019] 100 years/the hot water bottle song +1 m-/m- 7 comedy songs BIG JOHN ARTHUR decca 88127—Barnacle Bill the sailor/I’m Popeye the sailor man vg+ 5 88153—I can’t spell Schenectady/the who is it song m- 5 BILL ARTHUR rum productions 10658—talkin’ white/sex without love m- 7 NOV’s, about basketball, rap, etc./slow light JOHNNY ASHCROFT [AUSTRALIA columbia 4695—((dry))/who pinched me kangaroo m- 7 ((about weather))/mfd novelty ARTHUR ASKEY with… [UK his master’s voice EP 8294] the bee song/knitting/the worm/chirrup (the bird song) m-/vg+ 7 ROWAN ATKINSON [UK polydor 899] I believe/Cana m-/m- 7 comic song/stand-up comedy ATLANTIS mekon 4373—Moby Shark/((maybe someday)) m- 7 ms rock novelty/((midt. rock)) THE ATTORNEYS verdict 12455—I.R.S.B.S./truth is irrelevant (in a criminal case) m- BID//MIN: 10 punkish 1981! mf, “…they can get Al Capone, Chuck Berry…” talk song/mf GOOFY narration with punk instrumentation NOVELTY RECORDS “GRAB BAG” TWENTY ITEMS not listed here, nor on recent lists, as far as I’m able to tell! Grading averages higher than VG+. Yes, THERE’S country and such, but all bona fide NOVELTY. 20 items/$7 50 for $15 PAUL AUGUST & FRIENDS john paul 7501—radar runner/the ice cream truck song m- xol-a 6 dueling speed traps/ice cream novelty DONEL & CAT AUSTIN msk 860—I get drunk/(she comes to me)) m- 6 midtempo novelty/((slow)) +insert, and sheet of juke labels RAY AUSTIN & THE LONERS century 39479—garbage man/lonely, lonely man m- 6 fast novelty c&w/((slow)) rare mostly-song poem lbl GENE AUTRY columbia 21329 dj—Barney the bashful bullfrog/Little Peter pumpkin eater m- wol-a, b 5 MOE AVERICK fraternity 3517—middle age hippie blues/((takin’ our time)) m- 5 ASSOB AVON columbia 42736 dj—Assob Avon/my great grandfather on my mother’s side m- wol-a, b 6 great midt/mf novelties AXIS JUNIORS AUSTRALIA axis 15] Mr. Custer/my boomerang won’t come back m-/m- 7 rare cover versions 70s or early 80s STANLEY BABBIT///HORACE WEDEMEYER a bell 562—job interview (sides 1 and 2) m- 7 RICK BACINO american sound 2431—((I’m glad I’m an American))/Sam’s taxes m- large wol-b 5 novelty flip; reply card THE BACK ALLEY BAND peewee 10010—the lottery ticket blues/it ain’t your business m-/foldout PS m- 5 THE BACK PORCH MAJORITY epic 9769 dj—smash flops/((jack o’ diamonds)) m- 6 folk, mf novelty with audience/((midtempo)) JIM BACKUS… [CANADA, EP rca victor 1362] “Magoo in Hi-Fi” two sides m-/Cover m- (but 3-inch seam rip) 9 jubilee 5351—cave man/why don’t you go home for Xmas m- 9 fast novelty song/spoken comedy dore 899—the dirty old man/frigid m- 7 …AND FRIEND… [UK london 8674, optional center missing] delicious (the laughing song)/I need a vacation m- 5 BORIS BADENOUGH [trax 102]hey rocky!/jackin’ me around m- 2 WHAT A HOOT! Fast, samples R& Bullwinkle/mf dance BADGE generic 82007—boogie ‘til you puke/((temptation eyes)) m- 6 midfast rock novelty/((midtempo redo)) ROSS BAGDASARIAN imperial 66379 dj—June – Cone – Phone/((Spanish pizza)) m- 6 mf novelty/((midslow instr.)) WENDY BAGWELL & The Sunlighters STARS INC. [H80W 2129/2130] pearl buttons/((ransomed millions)) m- #ol-a, b 10 midf. hillbilly talker novelty with guitar/((midslow western)) rare Fifties JOHNNY BAILEY soundwaves 4695 dj—this country music’s driving me crazy/((what’s she doing to my mind)) m- 4 PEARL BAILEY roulette 4233 dj—new shoes/((not now John)) m- 6 slow novelty talker/(ms blues-ish)) BINKY BAKER & THE PIT ORCHESTRA [UK stiff 41] toe knee black burn/((rainy day in Brighton)) m- 5 novelty only four words in lyrics BAKER AND THE KNIGHTRIDERS snug harbor 1246—Sparky and the dawn patrol mono/stereo m- 6 100 acres POT in national park! BAKER’S DOZEN [righteous no #] drop your drawers for Jesus/blue-eyed blondes (wake up with crud in their eyes) m- 9 TAMMY FAYE BAKKER sutra 165—the ballad of Jim & Tammy/((farewell, we love you)) m-/m- 4 (produced by) LENVILLE BALL LenmaR 42221—knuckle head – Blue and Bo/((we could)) m- 5 crooked eastern Kentucky politics GARY BALLEN baba disc 0017—the bumpersticker song (studio, live versions) m- /m- 7 song about slogans on stickers, lotsa fun! BAMBI little gem 1050—hookers don’t wear hairbows (and big girls don’t cry)/alice this ain’t wonderland (it’s Nashville…) m- 5 insert JOE BANANAS capitol 5898 dj—banana head (oh bananas what you’re doing to me)/((gimme gimme gimme)) midt. rock, “a” nov. m- 5 BANANAS AT LARGE impact media 163—da turdy point buck/deer widows blues m- 4 JOHNNY BANJO pelican 43 00—((the trade in))/banjo lovin’ hound dawg m- 6 ((sad dying dog song))/fun dog novelty, howling etc. CHARLIE BANKS red cricket 1001—a U Haul behind my hearse/ mono/mono? m- 5 THE BANTAMS decca 31040 dj—my swing it broke/((window of blue)) m- wol-a, b 5 MIDGE BARBER cardill 5300—orange suspenders/((baby)) m- xol-a 5 light novelty/((midtempo pop)) Torrington CT 50s ART BARDUHN TRIO///STAN BORESON and…TRIO [RED WAX clipper capers 4] rhumba rhapsody///the squaws…Yukon m- 9 a-side midtempo piano EXOTICA INSTRU./novelty (if you order it, be sure you specify ART BARDUHN) BAREFOOT MAN [CAYMAN ISLANDS barefoot 014] don’t steal me coconuts/you sexy thing m- wol-a, b 6 calypso novelty/((not redo)) [CAYMAN I. barefoot 7707] North Sound ferry/the joggers song m-/PS m- 5 [CAYMAN I. barefoot 8847] the ballad of Jimmy Swaggart and Jimmy Bakker mono/mono? m- 8 rare novelty! [CAYMAN ISLANDS *OR* USA? barefoot 1004—barracuda/I get high by going down m- 7 midt novelties WILL BARNES armadillo country 77302—she ran off with Buck/marijuana polka m- 5 BARNES & BARNES [lumania no #] fish heads/high school gym m-/PS m- 10 rare ORIGINAL! THEIR DEBUT [lumania no #] something’s in the bag/boogie woogie amputee m-/PS m- BID//MIN: 15 “A-Side” label on both sides ]lumania no #] touch yourself/background boy [[m- 7]] [[m-/Foldover PS m- BID//MIN: 60]] Again…from Indiana stuff MICKEY BARNETT down yonder 002—keep your cotton pickin’ hands off my gin/((I keep thinking to myself)) m- wol-a 6 great c&w nov. SANDY BARON capitol EP PRO-4199/4200—“MINUTE LECTURES” m-/Pic Cover m- 6 from “I never let school interfere…” LP roulette 4583 dj—the kid/the boss m- 5 stand-up comedy THE BARON-KINGHTS [NIGERIA columbia 8071] “under new management” parts 1, 2 m- 12 has “they’re coming to take US away…” THE BARRON KNIGHTS [UK epic 8994] Barron’s fun forty/the sit song m- 5 BARSTOOL JIM martine 26229—I’ll never be married on paper again/FROM BARROOM TO STEERING WHEEL +2 m- 5 JOHN BARTLES & CODE-5 [CANADA world 219] Bagwan Shree Raganeesh you really give me the creeps/they took the Bay Bridge out (and I’m all shook up) m-/PS m- 6 I think Raganeesh was the one who set up that Oregon cult-commune in the 1970s?? PHIO BAUGH longhorn 563—one man band/((live wire)) m- 5 exceptional, fast c&w novelty, guitar impersonates other instruments! BEANS avalanche 36011—honky tonk refrigerator/((bleeker street rain)) m- 8 fun midtempo novelty, quite goofy THE BEAR KATS bear kat 1002—the baby shower mono/stereo m- 4 (Whoa, did my Indiana friend buy it from me three times???) THE BEATOES [USA, 198656, "u. k. spud" with m- foldover PS] I’m too ugly for MTV/un-employed… m- 2 novelties mf new wave/midt BEAUREGARD international artists 123 dj—popcorn popper/mama never taught me how to jelly roll vg+ wol-a, bv 6 strange “horrid” x2 BECK///BEAN [BLUE WAX flipside 46] MTV makes me want to smoke crack ((+1))/((privates on parade +1)) m- 5 JOHNNY BEEMAN amy 809 dj—laffin’ beatnkik/rockin’ beatnik m- 7 great r&roll vocalized Instru’s THE BEER GARDEN 4 PLUS 1 smash 1778 dj—sauerkraut/((new generation)) m- 6 midt piano, etc. instr. with “CRASH” ending THE BEETLE BASHERS marvel 402 dj—don’t make love in the cornfields/((adventures in paradise)) m- 6 THE BEIRDO BROS. & SISTER SHEILA [CANADA (private)] dead puppies/let’s get physical m-/PS m- 12 nov. cover versions, a-side rare LEON BELASCO tiara 102—how’d ja do it Solomon/jipi japa panama hat m- 10 RARE, calypso/”Egyptian” novelties 1960 BENNY BELL vanguard 35183—shaving cream/the girl from Chicago m- 4 1975, “broken” by Dr. Demento and became a hit! 35209—Ikey and Mikey/the old Canarsie Line m- 5 TRAVIS BELL imperial 66432 dj—welfare Cadillac mono (sol)/stereo m- 5 slow narration +music, disparaging anti-welfare late 60s DAVID BELLANY [UK? m d #BWON 1] brontosaurus will you wait for me/oh stegosaurus m- 5 midt novelties, FOR: adults/kids J. D. BELLINDER with…BAND spurs music 7281—that ain’t no bull/((on the outside)) m- 5 about bull ride at bar, novelty (Gilley’s?) JOHN BELUSHI mca 40950 dj—louie, louie stereo/stereo m- 4 RILEY BENDER Skokie 200—tongue twister/town meeting on the moon vg+ 5 rare Chicago suburbs spoken comedy-novelty RALF BENDIX [GERMANY columbia 41 430] babysitter-boogie/((charleston one-step)) vg+ 4 TRUE ORIGINAL version of Buzz Clifford BENJAMIN & POT IN…SHOP columbia AE 15 dj—been dere/looice m- 5 a-side extremely strange duo conversation EXISTENTIAL CHARLIE BENNETT nwnc 144—Rover and his Gravy Train/((trust in me)) m- 5 DOG novelty song MILTON BERLE rca victor 47 3750—I found my mama/I’ll kiwl you a miwl-yun times m- rare 1949 novelties! PIPPI BERNSTEIN [YELLOW WAX lifelonglife 101] after an abortion/riding the fence ((+1)) m-/Foldover sleeve m- 7 RIDING: dark, solo JEFF BESS [I2I or “eye to eye” 1] the Reagonomic blues/((seems like the sun will never shine)) m- 5 HOWARD BETHEL explosion 790653—Prices Income Taxes & You (4:29/3:29) m- 5 “SERIOUS” stand-up comedy THE BETTER 1/2’s prescriptune 10001—the tonsil song/the getting better song vg+ 5 rare feel-good novelty for kids, early? 60s ALEX BEVAN AND FRIEND fiddler’s wind 8604—skinny/((Carey come smiling)) m- 5 novelty about the recording industry BIG CITY BOB &…GLIDERS swing rock 10495—thieves at the pearly gates/((north of Milwaukee…)) m- 6 crooked TV evangelists! BIG DIPPER AND THE HEAVENLY BODIES [UK epic 1531] victim of the planets/(edit) m- 6 astrology disco novelty JOHN BIGGS blue river valley 001—send me to Glory in a Glad Bag/((miles to go)) m- 5 IVOR BIGGUN [UK dead badger #BOP 6] bras on 45 (family version)/are mice electric/Richard the Third vg+/PS vg+ 5 BIKINI KILL [kill rock stars no #] I like fucking/I hate danger m-/Foldover PS m- 6 +lyrics-biogr. sheet RARE 1995 BILBO “THE SINGING DOG” entertainment that’s fun! 5003—Bilbo’s doggone sing-a-long/yakety yak m- 6 with bio. sheet, fake dog tail abandoned dog which was tied to a pole and abandoned in Providence RI – rescuer found the dog likes to sing (howl, bark…) BIRD & MACDONALD [hdm 102, m- PS] the candy rapper/the rodeo song m- 5 GREAT naughty candy bad puns talker!! This is FUN! B’JARCO mouseblatz 1001—taxi driver/farmer song m- 5 played on Dr. Demento late 1980s BLACKBOARD RECORDS [CANADA, #1001] rollin’ with Suzy/bushed out in Whitehorse m- 7 flip: mosquitoes, grizzlies, Arctic, etc. THE BLAIRS triple D 336 19—I’ve got a headache and I’m not in the mood/((wild side of life)) m- 5 MEL BLANC warner bros. 5156 dj—blimey/I can’t fool my heart m- wol-a, b 7 JOHNNY BLANKENSHIP kangaroo 42—Big Foot/Nessie (the Loch Ness monster) m- 6 has promo sheet with order blank BOB BLASSER big bee 200,887—it was a very good year/whistle stop m- wol-a 7 IMPERSONATIONS singing/comedy sketch THE BLUE CHIPS groove 58 0006—ONE HEN/promise m- wol-b 7 Fun! “cumulative song” (repeating phrase gets longer and longer) BIRD & MACDONALD hdm 102—the candy rapper/the rodeo song (FLIP “not suitable for airplay”) m- 6 GREAT naughty candy PUNS! BLUE WATER DAVE mercury 888 564—T. V. preacher man blues/the Super Bowl trip m- a a pair of novelties BOB AND RAY coral 61335—[[this is your bed]] (you made it, now lie in it)/the voice coach [[m- 6]] novelty narrations 61335 dj—[[you made your bed]]/the voice coach [[m- 6]] [flexidisc Evatone] “the quietized home” a humorous 3 minute vignette about NOISE [INSULITE CEILINGS] m- 9 BOB AND ZIP rhino 4401—just a big ego/can we talk? m-/PS m- 6 great novelties: egotist/kids versus parents BOBBY C cmc 8044 22—mosquiter bump/((I’m a traveling man)) m- 5 midfast novelty c&w about pests BOBBY BOBO sage 239—((doggone, longgone blues))/stamps m- 7 ((midtempo light jiver))/fast talking blues novelty, 1950s THE BOB-O-LINKS key 575—chocolate ice cream/the mechanical man m- 7 he likes it because it matches his suit!/space androids nov THE BOBS the great american… 985—(…) now I’m a hippie again/let me be your third world country m- 7 acappella doowop novelties!! kaleidoscope 1801—helter-skelter/bus plunge +2 m-/Title Slv. m- 10 ACAPPELLA, fun redo Beatles, BUS… mf, great novelties AL BOLISKA and… [CANADA sparton 868] the ballad of a dying cowboy/what d-ya mean, you lost your dog? m- 6 story song/I. +barking BERNARD BOLAN [AUSTRALIA copperfield 50004] Rose Bay ferry/Toorak tram m- 7 rare, mf novelties, folk ‘74 CALVIN “CAL” BOLES yucca 227—all expenses paid and a company car/lookin’ for that UFO m- wol-a, b 10 midfast country-talker novelty/midfast c&w about UFOs 1960 era?? GONZALES BONAPARTE instant 3230 dj—fee-del/wonderful precious me m- 6 mf novelties, 1962 era JOHNNY BOND starday 916 dj—here come the elephants/((take me back to Tulsa)) m- 5 JOHNNY BOND and RED SOVINE [starday 790] the gear jammer and the hobo/sweet Nellie [[m- 4]] [[DJ m- 4]] greatly-fun nov dialogue MICHAEL BONDON [EP, private, #6371] “LIVE” – opening routine/impossible dream/doctor routine/sorrento m- 7 RARE stand-up BOOGIE MAN SMASH & THE REVELERS inbred 1004—the prostitute song/((two Phil Spector and one more)) m-/PS m- 6 novelty cut JUNY BOOM snowflake 200 dj—shut/up (vocal/instru.) m- 5 midtempo rap novelty 1981 PAT BOONE dot 16494—tie me kangaroo down sport/((I feel like crying)) m- 5 BOONE AND ERICKSON skandisc 2945—the lutefisk lament/how Vikings football came to Minnesota m-/PS m- 5 STAN BORESON [RED WAX ALL EXCEPT 169, this is Clipper Capers 1] the lutefisk song/crazy rhythm m- 8 mf, Nov./oddball Inst. linden 115—mamma’s growing young papa’s growing old/shut the door, they’re comin’ through the window m- 7 127—when Hilda goes out with the milkman/oh, Johnny, oh m- 6 129—he’s a Scandinavian hot-shot/sewed up in my vinter undervear m- 7 130—I’m a crackerjack lumberjack, Jack!/the night that she cried in my beer m- 6 133—Torvald and his island boys (the herring chokers song)/don’t bring Lulu m- 6 143—the lutefisk song/the red headed Swede m- 6 169 BLACK WAX (all above were RED WAX)—I’m a specialist/at the Scandinavian bell m- 6 VICTOR BORGE [2 RECORDS EP, columbia B-496] “Caught In the Act” songs m-/Gatefold Cover vg 6 [EP columbia 1553] “a Victor Borge program, Vol. 2” a Mozart opera by Borge +3 m-/Cover vg+ toc-b 5 BORIS THE SPRINKLER [BLUE WAX mutant pop 03] drugs & masturbation/((yeah yeah/yeah yeah no)) m- 9 great novelty spoof of the VINTAGE DRAGSTRIP ADS YOU HEARD (if you were “aware” before the late 1960s) BOTTLENECK front door 1—(Bleep) on disco/piss on disco vg+ 5 fast rock & roll, 2 versions, SALT LAKE CITY record! GEORGE BOWLEY sync 1002—benny the polka-dot Easter bunny/((country western star)) m-/Title Sleeve m- 5 DON BOWMAN La Gree 704—coward of the Alamo/T. V. commercials m- 9 two good novelties, ORIGINAL LABEL pre-RCA rca victor 47 9176—my voice is changing/((what kind of fool am I?)) [[m- 5]] [[DJ m- 5]] great A-side novelty! 47 0133—Boll Weevil Air Lines/poor old ugly Gladys Jones m- 5 JIMMY BOWMAN kay bee 6024—Little Red and the wolf tee out/((Angelique O)) m- 2-gram warp AT EDGE ONLY 5 cute and rather “hip” jazztalker novelty, Minnesota 1960 era KENT BOWMAN 40th State 435252—Goldie and the three wild puaas (side 1, 2) m- 5 narration, Hawaiian “Goldilocks and…Bears” BOWSER & BLUE [CANADA justin time 4503] it ain’t easy being white/polka dot undies m- 6 JIM BOYD AND HIS MEN OF THE WEST [GREEN WAX rca victor 48 0301] mule boogie/((we were married)) m- 10% label rip-b 7 novelty about overactive mule, kicks a Texas train off the tracks, etc. JIMMY BOYD columbia 39955—my bunny and my sister sue/two Easter Sunday sweethearts m- 5 light KID novelties JIMMY BOYD & ROSEMARY CLOONEY columbia 39988—Dennis the Menace/little Josey vg+ 4 KID light novelties TOMMY BOYLES spark 550—((if teardrops were pennies))/what it was, was football m- 7 flip RARE cover of Andy Griffith! THE BOYS FROM CALIFORNIA datom 001—the Reaganomics blues/((dance all night)) m-/PS m- 5 +order blank midt light nov/ms rock BOBBY BRADDOCK m-g-m 13658 dj—gear bustin’ sort of a feller/ruthless m- 6 novelties, a-side TRUCKIN’ rca PB 13529—Dolly Parton’s tits/it took ____ ____ (to get me over you) vg+ 5 DALE BRADLEY [CANADA belair 214—I lobster but never flounder/((toast to an island)) m- 6 +lyrics, press kit redo Pinkard & Bowden JOSH BRADY…KING’S JESTERS ka-hill 1022—I’ll never forget what’s her mane/Rex the hex vg+ wol-a, b 5 midt pop novelties Chicago OSCAR BRAND farr horizon 7777—the preppy song/a day in the life of a preppy m- 10 flip mostly spoken sketch, pretty insane! BREEZEWAY RECORDS [artist not credited, #2521] I’m a Cubbie Fan stereo/stereo m- 5 belongs here, such a GREAT novelty parody BERNARD BRESSLAW capitol F4074 dj—you need feet/mad, passionate love m- wol-a 7 delightful, intentionally “horrid” singer TERESA BREWER london 45873—the thing/((I guess I’ll have to dream the rest)) m- 8 rare version, and ORIG. SILVER company sleeve TY BREWSTER [alert airway no #] fireman’s prayer/God bless you the bluebird of happiness m- 8 in praise of firefighters/ slow horrid-avant garde vocal ANSWER - SOMEWHAT LIKE LEONA ANDERSON style (but, of course, male) rare NJ 1975 ALBERT BROOKS abc 11391 dj—rewriting the National Anthem Part I & II 7:05/4:35 versions m-/PS m- 6 BROTHER-IN-LAW juke-box 136—damn them urban cowboys/I love whiskey m- 5 1970s novelty during the fad BROTHER THEODORE p.i.p. 8918 dj—lisolotta bindel/I’m just plain folks m- 16 Poe “Tell-Tale Heart” parody!/insane flip MARY LYNN BROWN [phonograph s.d.p.s. 1, m- Title Sleeve] super doper pooper scooper/sin in the air m- 2 midt novelty with some gay innuendo, fun! (The title sleeve would look GREAT on a picture sleeve wall! Here’s looking at you, Oregon.) OSCAR BROWN, JR. columbia 41870 dj—dat dere/but I was cool m- wol-a, b 11 good midtempo BEAT-JAZZ novelties THE B. S. CONNECTION [right-on 2288, m- PS] honey, I’m home/is that you honey? m- 2 SOUL! mf vocal/midt Instru. BUBBLEROCK uk 49020 dj—(I can’t get no) satisfaction/bubblerock is here to stay m- 13 both sides off-kilter OUTSIDER insanity “BIG JIM” BUCHANAN vita 1025—move over brother/mother love vg+ 7 good mf jiver novelties, 1957 era BUCKNER & GARCIA columbia 18 02867 dj—do the Donkey Kong stereo/stereo m-/PS m- 4 VICTOR BUONO dore 864—fat man’s prayer/bless me doctor m- 5 THE BURTONS [UK cherry red 11] McArthur Park/Wuthering Heights m-/PS m- 11 goofy fast reggae redo/midt OUTSIDER novelty DAWS BUTLER “HIM” – DAVE BARRY “THE REPORTER” capitol 5361—dog’s best friend Part I, II m- 6 great dialog novelty THE BUZZARD BAND buzzard 101—the buzzard song/ho for the weekend m-/m- 7 novelty issued by classic rock icon WMMS Cleveland DARREL BYRON rose 119—((I’ll always love you))/that new postage rate m- sol-b 10 midt. CRUDE-HORRID/crude nov. +”chipmunks” FRANK C. and the BLUE ECHOES brandex 1003—King Lyndon/do the Lyndon, yeah! m-/PS vg+ 6 Great Society/novelty parody of “I’ve been working on the railroad” some fraying at PS open end BOBBY CALDWELL [the hiney wine label no #] the Hiney Wine song/outlaw seminary m- 6 CALIFORNIA ‘99 [ONE-SIDED abc PRO-99 dj] california fairy tale GOOFY novelty narration – “news” items futuristic THE CALTON WEAVERS nomad 101—like protest/((how long, how long blues)) m- small edge chip not in music 9 midt. folk, PROTESTS and setting yourself on fire, etc./((slow)) ARCHIE CAMPBELL rca victor 47 8658 dj—beeping sleauty/the drunk m- sol-a 5 a-side great talker, SPOONERIZED 47 8976 dj—the Martins and the Coys/life gets tee-jus, don’t it? m- 5 RUSTY CANYON teenerama 1001—banana – what a crazy fruit!/the storyman vg+ 5 PETER CAPE & FRIENDS [NEW ZEALAND kiwi 26] Taumata…etc…etc…/inter-island steam express +2 m-/Cover vg+ 9 midt folkish novelties (sea shanty style) – Taumata (that 82-letter place name is sung in entirety), etc. fun record! +hand-typed glossary THE CAPITOL STEPS [private, no #] suburban drone/talk like a Dan m-/Foldover PS m- 6 great PARODIES Dylan/Four Seasons, polit. CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA AND HIS MATE DOWNUNDER big tree 17001 dj—skylab fragment mono/stereo m- 4 again, file here instead of in SPACE – this novelty is too great to “hide” in a usually-serious section. midt. very “bouncy” novelty rock, extremely catchy GEORGE CARLIN national features company 2875—MONSANTO Night presents the real George Carlin m- 13 extremely rare! TINKER CARLIN [cloud nine, and OVERSIZE COVER m-] looking for the Hi-De-Ho/raining in my heart m- 4 Buddy Holly tribute CARLTON THE DOORMAN united artists XW643—the girl in 510/who is it? m- 5 HOAGY CARMICHAEL coral 61767 dj—old man Harlem/Barnacle Bill the sailor m- 6 novelties, a-side PARODY Ole Man River ART CARNEY columbia 40714 dj—silly signs song/oh, boy! (ain’t it great to be crazy) m- xol-a, b m- 7 a-side traveling billboard nov. OSCAR CARTIER dome 508—a D. J.’s nightmare/freaky flamenco m- xol-a 8 two very goofy novelty talkers PAGE CAVANAUGH QUARTET [RED WAX maze 136 dj] April in Paris, Texas/((+3)) m- 8 midt. pop NOT Baxter parody, guitar-bass break THE CHAPS [AUSTRALIA stiff 9144] McRawhide/((rawhide)) vg+ 6 midfast, insane redo the song/((conventional version)) TV theme DON CHARLES PRESENTS THE SINGING DOGS rca 48 1021—-hot dog boogie/hot dog rock and roll m- 2 barking songs, 70s reissue CHEECH & CHONG [paramount pictures no #] SIX 60-second ads, FOUR 30-second ads m- wol-b 20 RARE movie commercials POT ode 66104 dj—Black Lassie (featuring Johnny Stash) mono/stereo m- 4 66115—(how I spent my summer vacation) or a day at the beach with Pedro & man (part I, II) m- 5 epic ode 50471—bloat on/just say “right on” (the bloaters’ creed) m-/PS vg+ 5 mca 52732 dj—I’m not home right now stereo/stereo m-/PS m- 5 CHEEK & TONG PLAYERS [gesundheit 0000] the light before Christmas/theme from star crazy m- 3 Visit from St. Nick parody/GREAT PUNS! flip THE CHILLS [LIGHT BLUE OPAQUE WAX] torchlite 7006—I can see Uranus/room in my heart m- 5 [“power pop”] THE CHIPMUNKS rca PB 13374—E. T. & me/tomorrow m- 5 THE CHIPS///((THE BLUENOTES)) virgo 6034—rubber biscuit///((if you love me)) m- 4 doowops, CHIPS insane fast nonsense lyrics THE CHUBUKOS mainstream 5546—witch doctor bump/((house of rising funk)) m- 54 midt. disco Instru. with “Chipmunks” CHUCK AND BARRIE playback 41088—(who put the) pepper in the Vaseline//((lost in Little Cayman)) m- 5 THE CITIZEN KAFKA SINGERS beet 45 003—it’s a meltdown/((those wheels of karma)) m- 8 NUKE PARODY of That’s Amore! “CLARA” – MUSICAL COMEDY [commentary no #] think/little people +3 m-/Title Sleeve vg 6 light comic-novelty “showtunes” PAUL CLAYTON monument 424—last cigarette/((so long “it’s been good to know you”)) m- 5 addiction novelty midt./((redo Weavers)) JOHN CLEESE WITH THE 1948 SHOW CHOIR [UK pye 17336 dj] the ferret song from the 1948 show/rhubarb tart song m- 7 THE CLOBBERHEADS fraternity 859 dj—the parent’s song/((it’s just my luck)) m- 7 celebrates kids returning to school fast novelty pop ROSEMARY CLOONEY m-g-m 12705—it’s a boy/the loudenboomer bird m- 5 “novel” 50s songs with Continental (Italian) flavor …[and] JIMMY BOYD columbia 41547 dj—Dennis the Menace/((SOLO: I only saw him once)) m- wol-a, b 4 see JIMMY BOYD NICK COCHRANE planet 3482—egga dagga/screwball m- 5 fast light novelties, early 70s DAVID ALLAN COE columbia 3 10159 dj—you never even called me by my name mono/stereo m- 5 my all-time favorite c&w novelty! AL COLLINS dot 15944—prehistoric hop/beat love m- 6 goofy Beatnik narrations, novelty JERRY COLONNA and the THREE LOVERS majar 140 dj—let me go lover/I want to love you cara mia m- 6 NOVELTY pop versions [EP 2 RECORDS, decca ED 685] on the road to Mandalay +7 both vg+/Gatefold Cover m- 11 novelty versions THE COMEDY HOUR [EP, CH-53, week of March 30, 1987] FIVE one-minute programs ONE-SIDED m- 6 [CH-55, week of April 13, 1987] FIVE one-minute programs ONE-SIDED m- 6 THE COMEDY PLAYERS [UK decca 12956—the night I chased the women with an eel/where the sun has… m- 4 Instr. but GREAT title! THE CONCEPTION CORPORATION cotillion 44153 dj—rock and roll classroom/the wholesome prison blues m- 6 a-side fake radio nov! CONNECTICUT TWINS stella 108—John don’t live here/only efter veddin’ vg 4 great polka novelty! STOMPIN’ TOM CONNORS [CANADA boot 8401] the bug song/I can still face the moon m- 5 great “northern” novelty THE COOKIE MONSTER columbia 45943 dj—“C” is for cookie mono/stereo m-/PS m- 6 REGE CORDIC gateway 752 dj—Bingo/5 channel hi-fi demo m- 14 Lorne Greene parody! adapted to the church game/odd flip TINY COSHART coulee 105—tree in the hole/((why I’m walkin’)) m- 6 fast novelty, phrase-to-remember gets longer and longer COUSIN ALMER dot 15135—the basketball game (part I, II) vg+ sol-b 4 Andy Griffith “What…football” type narration! ROY COWEN and IAIN KERT [AUSTRALIA crest Int’l 009] the Jewish sheep-shearers song/waltzing with Hylda m-/m- 7 great novelty parodies of Australian standards: click go the shears/Waltzing Mathilda WALLY COX [rca vic. 5278, + PS, 5-mm rip at top] what a crazy guy/there is a tavern in the town m- 8 comedy/slow novelty BOBBY CRAIG palladium no number—have you got any pot. Nancy Reagan?/ghost of CHRISTMAS past m- 2 THE CREEPERS pye 71021 dj—teach me how to rock’n roll mono/stereo m- 5 novelty midtempo disco-rock THE CROSBYS Comstock 1980—Mary Jane/((hit & run)) m- 5 POT ALLEGORY, actually flip might be novelty JIMMY CROSS tollie 9039—I want my baby back/play the other side m- 5 insane horrid-gruesome humorous spoofs Leader of the Pack 9044 dj—the ballad of James Bong/play the other side again m- 8 great fast alternating talk-and-song novelty, super hero tries to prevent mass shooting at a Beatles concert, etc, sheer craziness THE CROSSTOWNERS amy 864 dj—the saga of Georgie’s last ride/((way down in the mine)) m- 7 folk: rider decapitated by train doors DANA CRYDER garbled 1117-—barbecue Spuds McKenzie/((maybe someday I’ll tell…)) m- 2 midfast guitar rock novelty!/((ms rock)) THE CUBES fur 1003—rock that Rubik’s Cube/Rubik’s theme m-/Title slv vg+ 9 RARE, midt. rap novelty/ms Inst. synth-drums CULTURCIDE [no #] depressed Christmas/Santa Claus was my lover m-/Foldover PS m- 6 “warped” sad out-of-tune/sl dark Billy Jean J. C. CUNNINGHAM scotti brothers 601 dj—the pyramid song mono/stereo m- 5 THE CURTAIN CALLS dot 17134 dj—beautiful downtown Burbank/you must have been a beautiful baby m- 6 Tiny Tim novelty types! STEVE DAHL AND TEENAGE RADIATION ovation 1132—do you think I’m disco?/coho lip blues m-/PS m- 5 JOEL DALY ovation 1151—the everlasting magic plastic blues/cross country m- 5 novelty re C&W losing its touch/credit card novelty DANCER i.e. 9001—if your hands shrink up in the bathtub (how come the rest of you don’t)/shuck ‘n jive m- 10 rare South Bend, Ind. JIM DANDY and the SUGAR BEATS dadjo 4572—from dust to dust/((warm up)) m- 7 super-weird midt. novelty/((mf ROCKER)) SAM D’ANGELO ENTER HELL resonance 4501—this was my blood/enter Hell/worms m-/soc-a PS m- 9 ms dark/mf experim’l rock nov HARVEY DANGER slash 314-570 290—flagpole sitta/Carlotta Valdez m- 7 rather insane weirdness, RARE though 1988 RICK DANKO arista 0320 dj—java blues mono/stereo m- 5 GIMME COFFEE!! JULIE D’ANNE finer arts 2020—introduction to Zepporah the lonely butterfly/Zepporah… m- 6 oddball narration, insect romance DARGO tad 018—the dream/((I can’t go another mile)) m- xol-b 8 odd futuristic nightmare JOHNNY DARK AND HIS NEW YORK… h-i-p 103 dj—flat foot floogie vocal/instru. m- 5 midt. novelty redo of Forties standard BOZO DARNELL ramco 1994—what kinda pill is this??/((a shade of difference)) m- 5 midtempo novelty talk-song MIKE DAROW AND THE CHUMS [CANADA apex 76550] the battler of Queenston Heights/the tea taster vg+ 7 mf nov./DIALOGUE nov. DANNY DARROW mighty 102—((happiness is a thing called love))/the cockamamie song m- xol-a 8 mf “Chipmunks” r&roll with sax DARTS [NETHERLANDS magnet 006-61448] ((it’s raining))/messing shoe blues m- 7 dog poop messes up his shoes DASH RIP ROCK ichiban 359—(let’s go) SMOKE SOME POT/((if I hide)) GRAY-PURPLE MARBLED WAX m- 6 At The Hop parody, too DAVE & JESSE [blueseye 1000, vg+ PS] dr. ruth/herpes roulette m- 2 slow novelty DOOWOP GROUP!!/mf modern rock novelty DAVE & SPIKE [CANADA snocan 224] ugly girls mono/stereo m- 5 midt. country-rock novelty, BOB DAVEYS pharoah 103—Fonzie for president/((dearest daughter)) m- 5 MOGAN DAVID and HIS WINOS kosher 1—nose job/the big war m- 10 Mad Magazine song redo! both sides midt purposely inept FRANKIE DAVIDSON [AUSTRALIA w & g 934] three little fisher/pennies from heaven +2 m-/Cover m- 9 FISHES: “chipmunks” etc. PENNIES: great novelty, song voice impersonations, comedy sketch within [AUSTRALIA 7 records 002] the Aussie barbecue song/the man from Snowy River m- 6 in “7” records company sleeve [AUSTRALIA larrikin 996] not bloody golf again/ya wouldn’t be Australian m- 7 nagging wife discourages golfing husband E. C. DAVIS Ellard 17567—Irving the shark/tipping’s not a city in China m- 6 good novelties HAYNE DAVIS mother clev 711/--she’ll come around/without me m- 7 ms talksong/midt c&w, rather strange nov’s, South Carolina NORMA DAVIS…BILLY O’CONNOR… [CANADA chateau 1114] the comet song/Persian to Persian m- a-side autographed 13 kid wants to be astronaut (“daddy took my comet and threw it into a tree”)/goofy CAT novelty PASCALE D’AVRAY [UK epidemic 637] my dog loves your dog/good time song m- 5 kids cute novelties DA YOOPERS (redneck comedy-music group from Upper Peninsula of Mich.) you guys 71245—rusty Chevrolet/smelting USA m- 4 very humorous Christmas song to “Jingle Bells” tune, flip also novelty 11248—second week of deer camp/my car won’t go m- 4 11365—2nd week of deer camp II/free beer m- 4 90611—dog named Zippo/beer gut m- 4 a-side GREAT 05663—bingo fever/I-500 m- 4 90655—cow pie song/three months late m- 4 91052—fishing wit Fred/da fish fight song m- 4 22575—happy birthday fungus face/D J blues m- 4 FIRST TIME EVER I’ve had all eight of these together!! DEACON & SNAKE silver streak 310—the place/((theme from the place)) m- 14 Amos & Andy type, they sneak into a beatnik pad! TONY DEAN manhattan 802—my group has too many cavities/((just for fun)) m- 8 song midtempo novelty DEAN & JEAN rust 5046 dj—you can’t be happy by yourself/((Mack the knife)) m- 7 midfast NOVELTY! – who knew? EDDIE V. DEANE select 713 dj—kiss and twist/((a sunny little smile)) vg+ 7 GREAT fast twist novelty/ THE JON DEAUX TRIO felsted 8611—not wisely, but too well/Tupelo County jail m- 8 midt storytelling, chorus breaks/very cool folk mf LILLAY DEAY timely 1001—I may look too old/he’s a devil vg+ 6 both Mrs. Miller – Tiny Tim type novelties SHARON DE BORO Shamley 44003 dj—after the long drive home/((sharon’s theme)) m- 6 strange spoken story with music MIKE DE CHICIO drum boy 114—that’s amore/lazy river m- 4 NOVELTY-singing versions! (PROMO INSERT with nice band photo $2) THE DECKERS Yeadon 103—((sincerely with all my heart))/the thing m- 12 DOOWOPS group, flip redo Phil Harris midfast THE DEE JAY tempwood 1052—the disc jockey meets the bearded lady/…meets the blues m- 12 GREAT fast r&r Nov./slow spoken nov BIG DADDY DEERFIELD ultrasonic 1011—everybody sing Part I, II vg sol-a 5 midt spoken nov. with crowd: how to be a r&roll star RICK DEES AND HIS CAST OF IDIOTS rso 857—disco duck vocal/instru. m- 4 866—dis-gorilla vocal/instru. m- 4 RICK DEES rso 939—meatballs/Rudy wins the race m- 6 stax 3207—Big Foot/big toe m-/PS m- 6 stax 3213 dj—you got those lips mono/stereo m- 6 mushroom 7048—chantilly lace/disco brief m- 5 atlantic 89601 dj—get nekkid/eat my shorts m-/PS m- 5 RICK DEES///FRATERNITY BOYS [no-o-o budget 1681] attack of the fly/double shot (of my baby’s love m- 5 I have *NEVER* see any other copies of this, other than THIS tiny quantity, that I found in Davis, California in 1989! JIMMY DeHONEY…ROADRANGERS nabor 134—I was a truck driver/((main attraction)) m- 6 novelty talking blues TRUCKIN’ JOSE de la VEGA slew 451—coffee, rea, or Cuba/ode to a hijacker m-/PS m- BID//MIN: 30 novelty sketch/ms reggae-Latino nov. what makes this rare, is the involvement of DICKIE GOODMAN FRANK DE LIMA & NA KOLOHE (THE RASCALS) [PP-106] Lucille (the Hawaiian Pidgin version) mono/stereo m-/Title Sleeve m- 10 humorous take on Kenny Rogers, changing some words to Hawaiian Pidgin, recorded live DANNY DELL guaranteed 220 dj—Figaro/((I’ll wait)) vg+ wol-a, b 5 Barber of Seville novelty (kids INTRUDE, and chorus) FLOUNDER DELRAY [aanco 58201, and M- PS] everything you’ve always wanted to know about Colorado that john denver forgot to tell you/ m- 2 one of my favorites of ALL answer records…ever, hilarious goof on John Denver LEO DE LYON m-g-m 11680—say it isn’t so/the band played on m- 8 midt/fast pop: strange arrangements/”instruments” by mouth! coral 61596 dj—lonesome and disgusted/for me and my gal m- #ol-a, b 6 novelties in “HORRID” STYLE LEO DeLYON AND THE MUSCLEMEN musicor 1001—sick manny’s gym/plunkin’ m- 5 novelty instru’s DEMOLITION DOLL RODS in the red 037—spoiled KITTY/walkin’ the dog m-/PS m- 6 midt punk blues CAT/mf fucked-up redo Rufus T JACKIE DENNIS [UK decca 11033—the purple people eater/((you-oo)) m- 7 mf cover version 1958/((midfast)) RON DENNIS hi mount 215—great gobs of “goop”/((where have you been)) m- 6 woman buries herself in makeup AL DENTE AND THE BOYS [criminal .45 cal] Cosa Nostra (is our thing) Side 1, 2 m- xol-a 7 dialogue, Valachi trials spoof KARL DENVER [AUSTRALIA decca 7120] my canary has circles under his eyes/((still)) m- sol-a 7 DONNA DE RIEUX – KEVIN HAWTHORNE proud earth 4512—((“who’s” this little girl))/jackass blues m- 5 goofy-crazy midt. novelty DERRICK and the DELMONICOS oosik music 4374—the Alaska Pipeline theme song (watchin the clowns go by)/the cheese boogie deluxe mf/fast novelties from Anchorage, Alaska m-/comic-drawn PS m- 10 DESIGN [JAMAICA sprinter stayer no #] graveyard/sci-fi (version) m- 6 very bizarre town hall(?) with “inside-out” voice interludes TONY DeSIMONE TRIO///ERNIE KOVACS with… decca 29183—(Ernie Kovacs’ theme song) Oriental blues///hot cakes & sausage vg+ 6 LORRAE DESMOND [CANADA rca victor international 57 3321] cannibal Mardi Gras/((everybody’s got a home…)) m- 11 exotica vocal!! DEUCE free flight 11649 dj—the last laugh mono/stereo m- 6 ha-ha I got the last laugh on you, I killed myself, you can’t get me now THE DIALTONES sureshot 1007—surfin in outer space/((the cove)) m- 15 goofy rock-new wave midfast/Instr. mf SURF, guitar-drums JOE DI DODO [CANADA jet-records 69000] attsa my boy vocal/instru. m- 6 similar to “Shaddap You Face” ALDEN DIEHL [CANADA apex 95555] fight on (winter)/fight on (summer) m- 7 FIRST LABEL, great novelty - Winnipeg weather woes! JOE DILL scope 1962—cuckoo/((woman)) vg+ 5 mf novelty, Italian-style dialogue/((mf pop instr.)) 1950s GORDON DILWORTH aurora 1801—the tale of Christine & Mandy/188,000,000 people m- 7 calypso nov, flip is best! Profumo scandal/ DING DONG DADDIES tom ian 1000—Mr. Custer/((shortnin’ bread)) vg+ wol-a, b 13 BEST VERSION!??! more-reluctant tone than hit DIRK & STIG [UK emi 2852] ging gang goolie/Mister Sheene m- 9 midtempos, rockish nonsense lyrics/cast novelty Spike Jones infl. SASCHA DISTEL scepter 12149—((casa d’Irene))/brother cannibal m- wol-a 8 Peace Corps sends him to Mozambique TEX DIXON truckers special 3929—the old man and the truck/radar blues No. 2 m- 6 TRUCKIN’ nov’s, talk +Instr./midt talking blues DJ THE DJ feather valley 001—legend of Ho-Ta-Wa/((Indiana’s Feather Valley)) m- 6 Indians odd storytelling/fast c&w Piano Break D’MONNA [kong no #] hairy for you same both sides m-/PS woc-a vg+ 6 obviously Madonna parody, but what? Don’t know her’s well DOC & SMITTY BAND bridges 15054—please don’t change the taste…/((the boy had Nashville “written…”)) m- 6 about New Coke in ‘85 DOCTOR & PATIENT///THE INFORMERS dore 562—sure it hurts (a broken leg can be painful)(VG+)///Dora he told me to tell you he loves you don’t cry (VG wol) ms Instr. piano-organ +novelty talk inserts///novelty talker flip PRESSED WITH some clicks? $10 DOCTOR BADBREATH [CANADA mustard 146] stinky breath/((sometimes)) m- 4 JOE DOLCE mca 51053—shaddap you face/ain’t in no hurry m- 4 great midt. Italian-style novelty [BELGIUM biram 2103 357] pizza pizza/((how can our love be gone?)) m-/PS m- 6 fast novelty boogie/ [GERMANY musicland 2004] Vaffanculo polka vocal/instru. m-/m- 6 with biographical insert THE DOLPHINS “X” 0133 dj—roses and revolvers/((cancel the flowers)) m- 7 good mf novelty, pop-big band style RARE JACK DONAHUE [oblivion no #] damn sure we’re for real!/((Freddy’s in your fender)) m-, autographed a-side 13 Buffalo Bills football; FREDDY fell into a vat of molten steel and now he’s mixed in with the product! DON AND THE DONUTS tongue and cheek 882—get your tongue out of my mouth…I’m kissin’ you goodbye/((Cassandra)) m- 4 CHADWICK DOOGIE paula 387—two bananas in love/the happy blues vocal/instr. versions m- 5 midt light novelty THE DOODADS bozoro 2001—nuclear man/not so homesick blues m- 8 ten grams plutonium hidden in his shoes, can blow us all up! THE DOODLERS the jones 1002—the dangerous dangeroo/((it’s a sin to tell a lit)) m- wol-a, b m- wol-a, b 11 GOOFY: half-dragon, half-flying kangaroo, in search of a “girl who looks like Sputnik 2” etc. SHELBY DORSEY kit brown 101—Hindu rope climber/((it’s too late for me)) vg 5 very goofy novelty one side only EARLE DOUD & ALEN ROBIN [EP capitol PRO 4252/4253] “Score 3 Points” the official…national political survey test I-II m-/PS m- 7 RALPH DOUGAL rfd 42021—ninety-three (INANE lyrics!)/pro-football (HORRID)/Los Ang’les left** +2 m- 8 **so I turned around & left MEL DOUGLAS [CANADA rebel 100]even PM’s get the blues/roll out the oil m- 6 novelties about Trudeau and Alberta oil BEN DOVER [roadapple no #] Abe Snake for president/the great outdoor concert m-, with press kit 8 JOHN DOWIE [UK virgin 1004] “another close shave” 6 novelty songs m-/PS m- 6 [UK factory 19, WHITE WAX] it’s hard to be an egg/mind sketch m- 10 great novelty song about preposterous foods JIMMY DOYLE cathay 1154 dj—Mar Sue Ann/((that’s why I called)) vg+ (FLIP VG not novelty) 4 mf c&w novelty with frog croaks! DRAHDIWABERL u. LUKAS RESETARITS [GERMANY gig 111 125] lonely/itsy bitsy teenie weenie… m-/PS m- 8 doowop NOV, WILD flip CHARLIE DRAKE [CANADA capitol 72040] I bent my assagai/sweet Freddy Green vg+ 4 72128—I’ve lost the end of my yodel/I can’t cry can I m- 5 DR. ALIMANTADO [JAMAICA freedom sound int. 001] the new kinda dick (addick)/addick rap m- 8 mf town hall, includes: RISQUE elements, criticizes politicians, JESUS has a new kind of dick (to screw the people)…modern, but utterly weird THE DRASTICS///KENNY and THE DRASTICS seafair bolo 738—((sadness in my heart))///smok smok m- 11 flip midt. dog novelty BOBBY DRAWDY door knob 239 dj—rooster & cockroach/Elmo and the time machine m- #ol-a 6 rare country novelties DR. DEMENTO COMPACT DISC RADIO SHOWS: #92-37 September 12 & 13, 1992: AS USUAL, includes some unreleased stuff! m- 14 #99-02 January 9 $ 10, 1999—includes a set of SIX Star Trek novelties, most or all unreleased m- 18 #022 May 27-28, 2000—huh…ANOTHER six-song Star Trek set! m- 16 ALWAYS HAVE CUE SHEETS, TWO DISCS EACH I have hundreds of different shows! If somebody is ready to do so, I may consider selling them ALL in bulk! $7.50 each????? DR. GONZO & THE RENT-A-CARS gonzo 001—do, re, mi (dough ray me)/((D riff)) m- 6 updated showtune with car honks, etc. new wave DR. POSSIBILITY audacious 1001—belly-up fish/quantum leap m-/PS m- bent at top, oversize) 10 NOV’s: disgusting smell/monkeys THE DRUGSTORE COWBOYS blaze 209—she’s ugly/((could it be)) vg+ 6 novelty – “she makes my teeth itch” etc. THE DUALS sue 758—((cha cha guitars))/travelin’ guitars m- 7 midt. Inst. guitar-drum/midt r&roll novelty goofy lyrics YVAN “THE TERRIBLE” DUCHARME [CANADA fonorama 800] there is no service…/asking for the job +1 vg 5 great telephone nov, etc. DUCKY DUCK and THE WADDLES///THE WADDLES dore 750 dj—the little duck who lost his girl///the waddle m- 22 utterly rare ms song and “ interview” in Donald Duck voice/ms novelty duck-voiced song **OUTSIDER** DAVE DUDLEY [YELLOW WAX sun 1154 dj] Rolaids, Doan’s Pills, and Preparation H stereo/stereo m- 5 DONNA DUNNE conrose 671—gather up all the oranges/choose your love m- 7 HORRID SINGER!! a-side about farming VIVIAN DUKE monroe 2476—woody woodpecker song/((talking in your sleep)) m- 5 redo Kay Kyser 1948 hit, novelty, lyrics intact BOBBY DUKOFF rca victor 47 6306 dj—choombi/((drifting and dreaming)) m- 5 pop love song with NONSENSE SYLLABLES 1956 TOMMY DUMBROSKI counterpart 2603—please Mr. Mack/the 90 day wonder m- 15 Ted Mack (Amateur Hour) ABSURD rare novelty ED DUMMARD DICK KENT stop 260 dj—the Podunk 500/dog-gone m- 11 absurd racetrack interview/lost dog report on radio, NOV’s JACK DUPREE king 4876—me and my mule/((failing health blues)) m- 12 novelty talking blues, farming JIMMY DURANTE m-g-m 30255—Bill Bailey, won’t…home?/what you goin’ to do when the rent comes ‘round? m- 5 mf novelties IAN DURY…BLOCKHEADS [CANADA stiff 90] I want to be straight/that’s not all he wants to say m- 5 light novelties SUSAN DWIGHT AND THE ERMINES ermine 31—lotsa luck/((tingle tingle)) m- sol-b 6 girl group, fast r&roll novelty/mf FRED J. EAGLESMITH &…SQUIRRELS [CANADA, f j e 004] wooden wheels in Hagersville mono/mono m- 7 all the cars there have wooden wheels so they can’t burn rubber, etc. THE EARTH BOYS capitol F4067—Barbara Ann/space girl m- 11 rare, intentionally-horrid and delightful group THE EARTHMEN magnet 702—Cinderplast (the lava boy)/((girl machine)) vg+ 9 rare novelty about woman from Earth’s core EASOP-FABLE and THE SEARCHERS posae 100—“sticky-sticky-stombo-noso-rombo-hody-body-bosco-ickynon-hueynon-hamy-ramy- nongo fell in the well”/the noisiest chips in the world vg+ BID//MIN: 10 mf r&r talk-singing/midt r&roll GARAGEISH, great nov’s THE EASTER BROTHERS qca 478—((I’m holding to His hand))/ain’t gonna handle no snake m- 5 bluegrass/c&w, flip religious nov. FLORA V. EASTWOOD [METAL ACETATE “Promo Records” no #] the dune buggy rock (BLANK FLIP) vg+ 6 GOOFY AND HORRID! THE EASY GOINGS bee-fast 2580—most of all there’s you/hoboes need lovin’ +1 m-/Foldover PS m- 6 weirdly horrid, a-side echo’y THE ECHOES swan 4013—scratch my back/the little green man m- 8 novelties, light/SPACE (cool calypso flavor) EDDIE And The Players plantation 206—space invaders/((penny arcade)) m- xol-a 6 about the arcade game EDDY AND THE PREACHERS [CANADA dj enterprises 1001] Beethoven after a fifth/((I got a woman)) m- 5 crap, but answer/r&r redo WAYNE EDMONDSON shore line 3—I like ‘em fat stereo/mono m- 5 obesity novelty AL EDWARDS & THE JAGUARS elete 1—hot rod/((hey Mr. dealer)) m- 14 wild madness r&roll with “chipmunks”/((slow)) 1960? DARLENE EDWARDS WITH JONATHAN EDWARDS columbia 41001 dj—it’s magic/nola m- 7 highbrow novelty treatment of standards! Corinthian 1001—stayin’ alive/Copacabana m- 15 virtually unknown insanity redo of middle 1970s songs! JONATHAN and DARLENE EDWARDS dot 17012 dj—Carioca/who? m- 7 JONATHAN & DARLENE EDWARDS [LABEL? abc?? SPDJ-23 dj] Carioca/flapperette/who?/button up your overcoat m- wol-a, b 5 STAN EDWARDS [a bell no #] my baby likes horehound candy/trigger Dan m- 7 cough remedy/the Old West T. TEX EDWARDS & THE SICKOIDS [RED WAX, s.f.t.r.i. 55] Lee Harvey was a friend of mine/((gravity)) m-/Foldover PS m- 5 TED EGAN [AUSTRALIA rca 102365—willie the whingeing pom/she’s on again in Darwin m- wol-a 6 midt/mf novelties 103394—say gooday you Aussie kids/the urapunga frog m- 7 kiddie novelties (later in 2005, Egan is Administrator of N.T.) THE ELECTRIC CHURCH plantation 203—the Moral Majority/bumper stickers m- 5 novelties ELECTRIC MAN LIONEL DAVIS soultown 14—((electric man))/ain’t that bold m- 17 my girl cheated, I killed both, buried in back yard THE ELFSTONE BAND elfstone 001—Algiers town blues/Elfstone Productions demo m- 9 STRANGE Tiny Tim type and noises!/demo AL ELIAS rca victor 47 7081—chickadee/((off to the preacher)) vg+ 4 song with CLUCKING tossed in/((wedding)) S. ELIOT party tyme 1956—the gig [BLANK FLIP] vg+ sol-a 10 Detroit, party invitation Franklin Hills Country Club Oct. 29 year? not ‘56 JOHN ELLARS soundwaves 4801—cocaine Bill/((sick and tired of working)) m- 5 SANDY ELLEN golly 935—give me sweet kisses/I’m missing you again m- 6 ORIGINAL SELLER’S NOTES: :charmingly bad record, on vocal and tech ground, terminally flatted, constant wow, a tape edit with garden shears or worse…” LYNN ELLIOTT dish 13579—heartaches/I love him vg+ 9 LAUGHING RECORD! ELMO ‘N’ PATSY elmo ‘n’ patsy 2984—grandma got run over by a reindeer/Christmas m- 5 ABSOLUTELY FIRST RELEASE pre-hit oink 8381—dead skunk/((I’d walk with you)) m-/m- 5 NO WAY there’s 69 releases after this!! – until the below… 8451—doomsday waltz/[title in Cyrillic] m-/m- 8 rare THE ELOISE TRIO decca 31047 dj—chi chi merengue/((calypso island)) vg+ sol-a #ol-a 4 fast chi-chi-chi sounds like jungle calls! HERBIE ELSWORTH flop 101—((competition))/Ferdinand brought Elsie home vg+ 6 ((slow tradit. c&w))/mf story song cows romance! DICK EMERY [UK pye 45202] you are awful (but I like you)/dance, dance m- sol-a 7 both sides novelty MARK EMPERIS bug’s 8th wonder 1000/1001—cracking jokes/the Pig Latin man vg+ BID//MIN: 10 mid. NOV, garageish/HORRID soul THE ENERGIZERS kef 4458—(save our energy) that’s what Simon says/energy rock m- 5 Nixon energy policy BILLY ENGLISH rhoman 4333—crosseyed Clyde/((I’m gonna move you on)) vg- 4 mf novelty rocker/ SAM ENGLISH prize 167—((is forever over today))/square wheels vg+ sol-a 9 mf goofy Beatnik-ish, boogie piano, flute, horns, bass “FREAKY” RALPH EUGENE ENO songs unlimited 4010—sweet and embarrassing nightmares/we’re snapping/eulogy m- wol-a, b 11 with lyrics sheet: SNAPPING is insanity about sea life, others also novelty slow to fast, EULOGY has Johnny B. Goode hints VAL ENRICO vital 615—Tiny Tim/((el co-co)) m-/”minimal” Title Sleeve m- 8 odd mf and rare novelty/((midtempo calypso)) ERA RECORDS (1-SIDED, no #, dj]] AWAKENING – highlights from sounds of the boudoir m- 15 narration with sound effects: starlet gets up in the morning and prepares for the day. (WHY DOES THIS EXIST?) ERITEX [ZTSC 90412/90413] the fun game/an executive visit – or – who’s got the little brown bag? m- 8 novelty SKETCHES with voice impersonations of 15 different people: opening of a new subdivision in the suburbs (somewhere)m rare demo HAROLD ETHERIDGE spirit 9563—the ugly man/the bird dog m- 6 hillbilly stand-up comedy! similar to Andy Griffith 50s GLEN ETHIER thunder tummy 101—the Adman/the great record offer m-/Title Sleeve m-13 fast novelty re: misleading ads/K-Tel spoof DALE EVANS rca victor 47 0309 dj (SHOULD be 48 prefix?)—Willie the whistling giraffe/fuzzy wuzzy vg+ 5 LISA EVANS dija 003—I bought a lemon/((too much love)) m- 5 MARTY EVANS mcm 037—the ballad of Bernhard Goetz/cocaine cowboy m- large sol-b 5 NY subway shooter/drugs PAUL EVANS laurie 3581—the man in a rowboat/((here we go round again)) m- 5 a-side strange semi-novelty STEVE EVANS coral 62161 dj—(have a laugh) the laughing song/dear little boy of mine m- 10 bugle, redo Okeh Laughing Record/ OUTSIDER slow narration DAME EDNA EVERAGE [UK famous charisma 6079 465] every mother wants a boy like Elton/s&m lady m- 7 intentionally HORRIBLE – record studio madness and chaos! on flip KENNY EVERETT [UK rca #KEN 1] snot rap/(part 2) m-/PS m- 6 #KEN 2—snot rap II (rapping again)/snotty B-side mix m-m- 5 LEN FABIAN joz/josie 799—aw-chee-chor-nee-er/((darling, je vous…)) m- 6 midtempo nonsense novelty Italian/ FABLEFACTORY [not stated label, #] ((chocolate rainbow))/they come from Planet Goo m-/Foldover PS m- 5 flip ODDBALL lyrics rock TONY FABRY fanum fortune 811—please call Lolita/((splendid lady)) m- 7% label rip a-side 6 rock novelty: courtship THE FABULOUS BROTHERS (NEARLY AND ALMOST) voss 1010 dj—wha’d you say?/tender rhymes? m- 7 talking novelty instrumentals THE FABULOUS DeLUXE BROTHERS [singing duck no #] Harv Kirschner/personality crisis/the sex hygiene lecture vg+ 8 rare! FABULOUS FIVE INC. [JAMAICA rahtid no #] shaving cream/cream (instr.) vg+ wol-2 5 GREAT REGGAE COVER Benny Bell novelty! TOMMY FAILE admiral 3941—mother-in-law blues/((Cindy)) m- 7 bluegrass: mf talking blues novelty/((redo Get along Home Cindy)) JIMMIE FAIR & MAGGIE LEWIS parade of hits 1123—it tickles/((in time)) vg+ 5 moustache novelty THE FAMILY NESS ‘UK bbc 155] you’ll never find a Nessia in a zoo/the family Ness m- 7 THE FAMILY OF FROGS [CANADA berandol 9063] disco frog (disco, radio versions) m- wol-a, b 6 midt disco novelty with croaking FAMOUS LAST WORDS [hubristic no #] the condos that ate Cambridge/cheesecake fiend m-/Foldover PS m- 11 great Boston novelties, mf disco with drum-harmonica break/midtempo SURFISH foldover PS has lyrics and biography HOMER FARDWOD ork 5856—don’t pick your nose on stage/((darling I love you “for what you are”)) m- 8 ROBERT FARKAS summer 4624—((occasional dream))/dwarf in heat m- 7 “have you ever seen anything as strange as a dwarf in heat” THE FARM FACTORY [UK wind-up 01, m- PS] the gangland pig/the supergang m- 4 midt talksong novelty (Mafia pic)/mf STEVE FARRELL AND THE ORIGINAL CAST [rsp prod. 4983/4984] “THE TWO-BIT OPRY” main theme +3 NOVELTIES m-/PS vg+ 6 JUNIOR FARRINGTON, JR….POSSUMS dog 100—or what same both sides m- 7 PURPOSELY off-key c&w great novelty DENNY FARRIS [night hawks NO #] the clone/little white lies (and telephone poles) m- 10 midtempo dialogue novelty with exaggerated voices “dueling” very weird/ms TRUCKIN’ THE FASTEST GROUP ALIVE valiant 754—the bears/beside m- 6 midtempo talker & novelty song/novelty, 60s THE FAT DOORMEN [UK? big fat 1] daydream believer (fat vocal version)/dub version m-/PS m- 8 intentionally HORRID male group FAT JACK THE RAPPER laurie 3613—I got me a freaky old lady/((truck stop diner)) vg+ 5 good novelty! flip is kind-of TRUCKIN’ MEGATWA FATMAN [CANADA critique 708 DJ] pants too tight (rock military) mono/stereo m- 5 in Critique sleeve CLEM FAULKNER and ROBERT OAKES JORDAN orbit 516—count down/Russian count down m- sol-a 7 nov’s: rocket talker/dialogue DIDI FAVREAU rsvp 1002 dj—rainbow colors/baby blue/the waitress +1 m- 6 JUST-WEIRD female vocals RITA FAYE m-g-m 11923—mommie’s real peculiar/((I love you more and more)) vg+ #ol-a 5 kid NOVELTY, 1954 TERRY FELL rca 47 9719 dj—I are a millionaire/I’ve never been sober m- 5 EDITH FELLOWS///JOE BECK…HIGHLITES radar 2614—Melvin at the carnival/cool moose m- 7 GOOFY! kid at carnival nov///mf r&r-ish LEE FELTON Belmar 1012—gee haw whoa there come-up mule/((address track #9)) vg+ 4 fast c&w novelty, 60s ZOOT FENSTER antique 069—why can’t you be like Jimmy/the man on page 602 m- 5 Jim Bakker/stealth penis in Sears catalog AL FERGUSON auburn 101—it ain’t gonna rain no more/I knew an old lady/the burglar man +1 m- sol-a 6 EDDIE FICTION [UK absurd 2] U. F. O. Pt. one/two m-/PS m- 8 midt alternative, novelty talker-song ERNIE FIELDS AND COCKROACH b b 4010—10 little bottles/cockroach walk (instr.) vg+ sol-a 11 crazy dialog of drinking novelty THE FILIBUSTERS bullmoose 1984—Jesse can’t shag/Jesse can’t shag (equal time) m- 9 Jesse Helms novelty! midt. beach-ska THE FINDERS Alcatraz 23—((calling Dr. Howard))/bad food m-/PS m- 7 ((midfast new wave))/midt. rock novelty PUKING VINCE FIORINO TRIO okeh 6947—red canary (Indian song)/tubas square dance m- sol-a 7 very goofy square dance! FIRESIGN THEATRE columbia 45052 dj—station break/forward, into the past m-/PS m- 7 wonderful, fake vintage radio novelties columbia AE 34 dj—this side [BLANK FLIP] m-/PS m- 5 AE7 1022 dj—the holygram’s song/Mr. President m- 5 AE7 1041 dj—40 great unclaimed melodies!/live from the Senate bar (if you call that living!) m- 5 K-Tel record spoof AE7 1059 dj—Mr. president/live from the Senate bar (if you call that living!) m- 4 EP, AS 89 dj—happy Harry Cox/Aliens! Register now!/bear whiz beer, etc. m-/MINIMAL title sleeve vg+ 7 [butterfly BFEP-1] “JUST FOLKS…A FIRESIGN CHANT” 8 cuts from album m- 7 also has small promotional insert sheet mercury PRO 388 dj—“EAT OR BE EATEN” 8 cuts from the album m- 5 [PICTURE DISC, firesign/rhino 904] Reagan/Carter m- 7 is this ALL of their singles? THE FIRM [UK? bark 2001] star trekkin’ same both sides m-/Artwork PS m- 8 the classic synthrock-disco, huge Demento hit WILDMAN FISCHER a.t.c. 3—life brand new/my name is Larry/the meany/monkeys vs. donkeys +3 m- 14 rare rhino 009—don’t be a singer/I got a camera/do the salvo m- 29 long handwritten message from Artie Barnes on white sleeve! midtempo novelty about singing/unaccompanied talk-song novelty OUTSIDER FISHBONE columbia 38 04922--? (modern industry)/V.T.T.L.O.T.F.D.G.F. m- 5 vocal, CONSISTS OF RADIO STATION SLOGANS!! EDDIE “SCHNICKELFRITZ” FISHER decca 27510—the wild wild women/((the aba daba…)) m- 6 mf pop +Spike Jones type instruments! DOUG FITZGERALD///SLEEPY NORMAN corn 1001—the kernel///quart of mount’n likker m- 9 extreme redneck talker///midt nov. FIVE & DIME laurie 3452 dj—rain/penny candy m- 10 mf KAZOO novelties, redo 4 Seasons “Tell it…”/INEPT +drums, horns, Instru. FLANDERS & SWANN angel PRO 4182/4183 dj—“AT THE DROP OF ANOTHER HAT” album excerpts m- wol-b 5 THE FLIPPERS flip 305 **REPRO**—you yakity yak too much/my aching heart m- 6 mf R&B novelty, unrelated to Coasters/Grp ballad THE FOLKEL MINORITY folksee 001—freeze a Yankee/((a tribute to the Trinity)) m-/PS m- 7 midt folk NOV, starve North of energy THE FOOLS [YELLOW WAX emi america SPRO 9330/9331 dj] psycho chicken (bleeped, clucked versions) m- 5 Talking Heads parody FOREMAN SCOTTY [unstated, no #] hogs mechanical cow/story of the golden horseshoe vg- 4 novelty storyteller sketches VAL E. FORGE strand 25022 dj—Paul Revere/oh Susanna rock m- 5 goofy instrumentals, both include writer “Goodman” – Dickie?? TERRY FORSTER and the LOVEHANDLES the comedy works 816—fat is in/king of the singles bar m-/PS m- 8 disco-rap/rock, Nov’s BRUCE FORSYTH [UK parlophone 4535] I’m in charge/so far so good m- 5 light novelties 1959 [UK philips 6006 285] didn’t he do well?/((love is the name of the game)) vg+ 5 a-side mf novelty [IL piccadilly 35086, optional centre missing] the oh-be-joyfuls/((I like people)) m- 5 light novelty HANK FORT london 30181—no spring chicken/you can’t hurt me now cause I’m dead vg+ 5 midt./mf light novelties, early 1950s JIM FOSSO oblivion 2000—(I’ve had it up to here with that) disco Jack/((long hard look)) m- wol-a 6 JIMMY FOSTER del-fi 4220 dj—18 miles from Wittleton to Wattleton mono/mono m- 5 midtempo novelty LARRY FOSTER roulette 4778 dj—ode to Billie Joe (Part I, II) m- 8 humorous and goofy narrated version! WAYNE FOSTER…FRONTIERSMEN sage 360—Mr. Lincoln/((the very virtuous)) m- sol-b 5 W. Brennan type: Abe, cold war, civil rights THE FOUR BITS art 160—((don’t call me “I’ll call you”))/trouble on the cable to-night vg+ 9 FIFTIES CABLE TV novelty (light) rare THE FOUR BUCKETEERS [UK cbs 8393 dj] the bucket of water song/smello (the incredible stinking man) m-/PS m- 9 both great! [9096] we are the Four Bucketeers/bright eyes m- 5 midtempo/slow novelties [9514 dj] water is wonderful/raspberry rock m-/PS m- 6 midtempo nov’s, flip rock with razzberries! THE FOUR COINS jubilee 5411 dj—((the miracle of St. Marie))/gee, Officer Krupke m- 6 great novelty song-sketch (show-tune type) THE FOUR CORNERS [UK red bus 84] standing on the corner/D J dub m-/PS m- 6 totally goofy version of 50s Four Lads hit 4 “Cs” deb-co 714—daddy take us to the turtleback zoo [BLANK FLIP] m-/Title Cover vg+ 4-inch taped seam 6 kids! cute novelty THE FOUR LADS columbia 40236—gilly gilly ossenfeffer katzenellen bogen by the sea/the average giraffe m- 6 40490 dj—((too much! baby! baby!))/the average giraffe m- sol-a wol-a, b 5 THE FOUR PREPS capitol 5236—the girl without a top/((two wrongs don’t make a right)) m- 8 wonderful! midtempo novelty at beach THE FOUR WAYS [CANADA boot 144] Wallace the wobbly wallaby/((singing away my blues)) m- promo sol-a wol-a, b 6 midt, reggae hint BUCK FOWLER westpark 6979 dj—bow-wow went the cow/((my baby’s gonna have a baby)) m- 6 animals thinking they’re other species FINDLEY FOX with… music towne 8037—Big Tombigee/((still water woman)) m- 6 wants to commit suicide in an Alabama river STUEY FOX g p 609—eve of destruction/((after the rockets red glare)) m- 6 midt. rock redo/((mf rock – new wave)) TONY FOX el apache 802—I’m shippin’ your ass back to Arkansas/the life of a linedriver m- 7 great midt crude c&w nov./TRUCKIN’ MARY FRANCES ozark 5008—T V brainwash/((avenue of my mind)) m- wol-a 7 ABOUT COMMERCIALS! and INEPT-HORRID FRANCESCO date 1625 dj—you want to be Americano (tu vuo’…)/taxi, taxi, Italiano m- 7 is this the first label? columbia 44659 dj—you want to be Americano…/taxi, taxi, Italiano m- 6 fast Italian style novelties, flip is FUN! JOE FRANKLIN stop 1678 dj—blow smoke on a kangaroo/((big cry)) m- 6 novelty, on how to get your “KICKS”… WILL FRANKLIN seatac 1008 dj—((lovers prayer))/nine hogs in the kitchen m- sol-a 6 FRATERNITY OF MAN abc 11106—don’t Bogart me/((wispy paisley skies)) m- 5 POT SMOKING AL FRAVIR Mersey 011—wah! wah! wah!/electric chair m- 8 ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE novelties! STAN FREBERG capitol F1711—I’ve got you under my skin/that’s my boy m- optional center 7 song parodies, great second release F1962—tele-vee-shun/Maggie m- optional center 6 F2029—try/pass the udder udder m- 6 Johnny Ray parody-a F2125—Abe Snake for President/Ba-Ba-ball and chain vg 4 his most difficult “regular” Capitol to find F2279—the world is waiting for the sunrise/the boogie-woogie banjo man from Birmingham m- 6 F2677—a Dear John and Marsha letter/c’est si bon m- 5 F2838—point of order/person to Pearson m- 5 McCarthy hearings F2929—sh-boom/wide-screen mama blues m- 6 redo R&B/novelty song F3249—the yellow rose of Texas/rock around Stephen Foster m- 5 F3396—the great pretender/the quest for Bridey Hammerschlaugen m- 6 F3480—heartbreak hotel/Rock Island Line m- 7 F3892—Gary, Indiana/ya got trouble vg+ 4 “The Music Man” spoofs F4325 dj—the old payola roll blues (like the beginning)/…(like the end) m-/Title Sleeve m- 11 RARE in this form! 4433—comments for our time Part I, II m- 5 spoken novelty comments, and short music interludes 5726—the flackman and Reagan! Part 1, 2 m-/)S vg 6 comedy dialogues capitol EP 1-496—John and Marsha/the world…sunrise/try/I’ve got you under my skin m-/Cover m- 8 1-628—St. George and the Dragonet/sh-boom +2 m-/Cover vg 5 capitol PRO 1812/1813—Pilgrim’s progress/Yankee Doodle go home m- 5 from UNITED STATES OF AMERICA album Disney wuzzles 395—Bumblelion’s funny money Side 1, 2 m- 16 spoken word, insane storytelling! [NETHERLANDS capitol 006 81216] try/John and Marsha m-/PS vg+ woc-a 5 1960s pressing??? [UK capitol 14712] banana boat (Day-O)/tele-vee-shun vg+ 5 a-side one of his best [UK capital EAP 20050] the yellow rose of Texas/the great pretender/banana boat song/rock island line m-/Cover m- 7 STAN FREBERG and DAWS BUTLER capitol F3138—the lone psychiatrist/the Honey-earthers m- 5 great spoofs on 1955 TV shows FREDDY m-g-m 13328 dj—the boss is not here/((forsaken, forgotten, forever)) m- 9 ULTRA-strange pop novelty about job-hunting! FREDDY THE FLEA nik nik 74—shall we walk or take a dog/Hexorcist world premiere m- 4 the JOKE, put to music/break-in JONATHAN FREDRICK & the RUDDY BLOKES shur 104—coo-coo blades/goosebumps m- 14 weird processed muffled voice nov./ midtempo r&r novelty with girl groups FREE BEER [CANADA quay 8045] the hickey song/plenty more fish m- 6 novelties, fast c&w/midtempo, NEWFOUNDLAND ROY FREEMAN [2 RECORDS, RED WAX, Rivoli EP R-2] “slips – fluffs – boners” from radio and television (4 sides) m-/Cover vg+ soc-a 6 PAUL FREES m-g-m 14174 dj—raindrops keep[ fallin’…head (Humphrey Bogart)/by the time…Phoenix (Clark Gable) m- 5 impersonations FREE PRESS paramount 0035 dj—bubble gum America/((watch out children)) m-/Title-lyric Sleeve vg+ 5 midt novelty song/((mf rock)) PAUL FREES singlette 113—twin of the Jolly Green Giant/((destiny)) m- 12 RARE, crude storysong novelty +”chipmunks”/((midt. Inst.)) P. HARCOURT FREES cascade 5904 dj—the skin diver/((I’m ready__ m- 8 midfast 50s novelty “BUBBLY” vocals/((fast r&rollish)) DR. JOE FRESNO dore 935—the psychiatrist Sides one, two m- 9 comedy sketch: talking with Dean Martin’s counselor KINKY FRIEDMAN abc 12107—Popeye the sailor man/wild man from Borneo vg+ sol-a 4 ED FRIERSON hub 813—woman’s lib/gay bird m- 6 slow to midt. STRANGE-VOICED novelty/midt. carefree rooster novelty hub 4467—a streaking fool/the love song of a half wit m- wol-a 7 novelties, mf bluegrass/midtempo MARLON FRIZZELL trend 779—don’t mess with the IRS/the things you took m- 6 with biographic promo insert ROGER FROLIC///((LEROY JONES)) hit 267—my uncle used to love me but she died///((almost persuaded)) m- 5 FSM [#1, EP] “FSM’s JOY TO UC FREE SPEECH CAROLS” we three deans/o come all ye Mindless +8 m- 13 university short parodies etc THE FUGG-OW-WEE BAND king creole 1004—((I made up my mind))/addicted to the T. V. Guide [[m- 4]] [[m-/PS m- 7]] rare PS CHUCK FULLEN earl dixon’s 3116—((knock three times LIVE))/there goes my everything m- 5 slow horrid! c&w while audience talks! JACK FULTON decca 28731—Pete the parakeet/((you’re rollin’ those eyes again)) m- 6 pop novelty and bird chirps in song THE FUNDAMENTAL BAPTISTS Sinclair 19655—the PTL rap vocal/instru. m- 8 GREAT “Pearlygate” novelty rap (corrupt preachers) THE FUNNY BONERS joker 101—pukin’ my heart out over you/she took her ass to Dover m- BID//MIN: 15 mf/fast rare novelties 102—sweet violets No. 2/frustration m- 11 midtempo risque new lyrics/MF ROCKABILLY 103—beans/quit combin’ your hair in the kitchen m- 8 mf novelties 104—the Ptttt song/you’re a big girl now m- 10 ms song, razzberries/midtempo risque 105—the toilet seat wouldn’t come loose/the privy song m- 18 GREAT midt novelty talksong/mf in wind or tornado! 106—Clancy’s spittoon/I love to go to funerals m- 9 midt/slow novelties THE FUNNY BUNNIES dore 542—the sick song/midnight sun m- 15 NONSENSE songs: midt r&r +”chipmunks”/jazz Inst. +scat vocals WILL FYFFE [UK odeon 7746] I belong to Glasgow/bailing up the Clyde +2 m-/Cover vg+ soc-a, b 5 comedy talk, old-time songs etc. GABE AND PETER [CANADA damon 100 dj] homnoplex/letter to the Etin m- 7 sports arena comedy/comedy letter to Eaton’s LENNY GAINES columbia 44120 dj—the banana man (the Coney Island parade, Part I) original/”new” versions [[m- 3]] 44120 dj—the Coney Island parade Part I, II [[m- 6]] midtempo novelty, sort of British style RUBEN GAINES [(private)] Chilkoot Charlie and the snakes Side 1, 2 m-/Title Sleeve vg+ 12 absurd talk, a legend of why there are no snakes in Alaska very weird and “out-there” story JACK GALE columbia 41665—the medicine/the sloppy Madison vg+ 5 midt novelty talkers, over “madison (dance) instru. JACK GALE & SID LAWRENCE triple A 2528—this was your life? Part 1, 2 vg+ wol-a, b 14 TV spoof “Liberace” as “Smiley Candelabra” CARL GALEY applause 10716—((Johnny T))/disco makes me sick m- 6 RUBE GALLAGHER hickory 1385 dj—no parking here/loaded again m- 6 midt/fast novelties, flip mentions Tarzan, Jane JOHN (SPUD) GALLANT CANADA burco 275] New Brunswick girl/Bud the spud m- 7 mf: light novelty/c&w novelty about potatoes PAT GALO rca victor 47 8179 dj—too busy/((you can tell her anything)) m- 5 midfast novelty song LEN GALOWAY rello 213—my way/((beacon’s walk)) vg+ 6 narration version novelty-comedy/midt R&B Instru. shouts-sax-drum CHRIS GANTRY rca victor 8908 dj—charming ne’er do well/Nashville memoirs No. 1 m- wol-a, b 8 flip like Subterranean Homesick B. abc dot 17594 dj—rock ‘n roll health food nut/((saying goodbye without saying hello)) m- 5 Elvis-ish 70s rock novelty THE GEORGE GARABEDIAN PLAYERS mark 56 #801—Mr. Grillon/((the crope)) m- 7 great Gunsmoke spoof!/((mf r&r Inst. guitar etc.)) 804—Thomas Dooley cha-cha-cha/((two hearts to sing)) m- 7 midslow, Tom Dooley and Speedy Gonzales 816—the little skunks/three little fishes m- 8 “chipmunks” conversation and singing/mf high-falsetto female duet novelty redo 822—New Orleans cannon ball/((banjo march)) m- 10 goofy mf talk-dialogue about the battle – NOT a parody 823—giggles/like too much m- 10 mf pop I’s piano-guitar-bass, laughs and other noises (FLIP building Ark in the desert) 825—Gen. Custer’s last stand/((the battle hymn of the republic)) m- 9 novelty narration-convo, Kookie still has his comb, etc. GARBAGE///RON STEVENS & JOY GRDNIC s/g 774593—bend over Beethoven///somewhere over the radio m- 8 flip fake festival ad REGINALD GARDINER [UK decca 5278] trains/(continued) m- 7 oddball rather erudite spoken train novelty – so British… DAVE GARDNER rca victor 47 7876—coward at the Alamo/((you are my love)) m- 5 rca victor EP sp-45-121 dj—the North, the South, and Texas/the rolls Royce +2 m- 5 MARJORIE GARRETSON & ALEX STUDER faction 101—love him so much I could scream/((I’m crazy)) m- 6 showtune type pop novelty FREDDIE GARRITY [UK bus stop 1022] the chicken song/pooh! pooh! pooh! m- 6 both novelty, clucking in a-side EDDIE GARSON guyden 2039 dj—mind your own business/((take a chance)) m- wol-a, b 6 mf novelty/((ms r&roll ballad)) GARY & JOHNNY & THE PUFFS rendezvous 212 dj—Willie the wabbit mono/mono m- 6 Gary Paxton novelty AUBREY A. GASS and THE HEL-CATS helton 103—Kilroy’s been here/((corn fed gal)) vg 4 World War II novelty/((Inst. mf gui-piano)) SENATOR BOLIVAR E. GASSAWAY rca victor 7743—Senator Boliver E. Gassaway for president/…visits Russia m-/PS m- 6 politics nov. DICK GAUTIER as CONRAD BIRDIE///THE SWEET APPLE KIDS [columbia no # dj] honestly sincere//goin’ steady (the telephone…) NOVELTIES girls with crowd screaming/kids, 1960-61 era m- 7 GAYLORD & GABRIEL [rca 72-2-2] ((my sweet, sweet radio))/the legend of D. B. Cooper m-/PS vg 5 GAYLORD & HOLIDAY natural resources 6001—Angelina (the waitress at the pizzeria)/((Ramona)) m- 5 RARE Motown subsidiary prodigal 0622—eh cumpari/((the little shoemaker)) m- 4 [EP vmi 00172 dj] “Hi! Simply Hi!” two LP excerpts, and 10 very short radio drop-ins vg+ (needs cleaning?) 5 golden horn 1000—ona da road again/April day! April day! +2 m- 4 BILLY GEARIN [CANADA circle M 714] the cribbage song/((I need you)) m- 4 midtempo light novelty/ THE GEATER AND DATHON [no label info] you teenagers (a Record Museum commercial) FLIP IS BLANK vg wol-a 8 novelty ad Blavat EDDIE GEE and the FOUR SKINS lost-cause 200—chapel of cream cheese/Havertown doo-doo hoe-down (no thanks I just had one) m-11 doowop novelty/acappella doowop spoof THE GEEZENSLAW BROTHERS [teepee no #] a lullaby of Mother Goose/the bicycle wreck vg+ wol/sol-a, b 10 Texas, TNT subsidiary THE GEEZINSLAW BROTHERS columbia 42829—cool it in outer space/my old buddy m- xol-b 6 all or nearly all songs are NOVELTY capitol 5722—you wouldn’t put the shuck on me/Snook is the only town for me m- 5 5848 dj—my old buddy/big Harlan Taylor m- sol-b 4 5918—change of wife/Brooklyn Bridge m-/m- 5 capitol 2086 dj—I couldn’t spell yuuk/we split the blanket m- 5 2356 dj—my bluebird flew away/don’t blow your horn m- 5 lone star 709—if you think I’m crazy now/the diet song m- 5 step one 401—yabba dabba doo [ORIGINAL TITLE FIRST PRESS]/nobody doesn’t love Lucy m- 5 425—my pocket’s got a hole in it/((unchained melody)) m- 4 a-side about labor, not true novelty 442—help, I’m white and I can’t get down/((you belong to me)) m- 4 451—Copenhagen/((someone sweet to love)) m- 4 a-side novelty about Copenhagen Snuff ROBERT GENTILE vassar 327—the ballad of Mike Hammer//the alligile & the crock-a-gator vg+ wol-a 7 NOV: storyteller/NUTS! r&roll WILL GENTRY nashco 9547—((pack up baby))/the San Francisco hippie vg+ 5 c&w storyteller: hippie leaves to see the USA GERALDINE little david 173 dj—the perfect secretary/the bunny club m- 5 a-side is, I feel, his best cut! FLIP WILSON all of these [WITH THE GEORGE WYLE ORCHESTRA] little david 721 dj—killer/don’t fight the feeling m- 5 two well-known cuts little david 99858 dj—toot, toot, tootsie goodbye stereo/stereo m= 4 pcm 206—toot, toot, tootsie goodbye/how can I miss you when you won’t go away m- 5 THE GERBILS elm 125—buzzard meat/fishing with Uncle Ewell m-/PS m- 7 GINNY GIBSON [RED WAX jubilee 6027] ain’t it great to be crazy/((if the end of the world…)) vg- 4 RARE midt. novelty pop 1950s HARRY “THE HIPSTER” GIBSON totem 101—((that’s the spirit))/who’s going steady m- 8 ((bicentennial))/WEIRD jazztalker! mile 102—putzi-putzi/keep Venice nude m- 10 novelty: midtempo light/mf HENRY GIBSON epic 10399—flowers/bluebird m- 5 Laugh-In guy, can’t remember if flip is novelty a&m 1190 dj—population song/unborn children m- 5 flip more a “statement” than novelty HENRY GIBSON///KEITH CARRADINE abc 12117—200 years///I’m easy m- 4 DANNY GIEM forrest green studios 790453—don’t you take that dare/Jo Ellen m- autographed on vb-side 5 not sure if flip was novelty GIGGLES [UK emi 2212] Maria (the enchiladas song)/your mother wouldn’t like it m- 6 REIGH GIGLIO jnprgm 777—sword & shield/testimony of a rock & roll preacher m- 6 very STRANGE, talking blues type BOBBY GIL TRIO ion 109—99 clunk/((moving on)) m- 9 goofy novelty, centipede with a wooden leg GILBERT [UK cbs 3089 dj] disappear/you m- wol-a, b BID//MIN: 35 WEIRD – sounds like Ernie from Sesame Street HORRID! slow/ flip midfast light rock [Popsike: shows HUGE prices on historic sales. What am I missing about this?] WAYNE GILBREATH nugget 252—Uncle Ned from Maine/divorce court m- 5 HAROLD GILLEY nashville grooves 1330—you don’t know if it’s good until you try it!/neighbors loving one another vg+5 drunk-voice nov CARL GILLION show-lands 12978—((Alabama boogie man))/chicken bones m- 5 trash from carful of people eating and drinking HERMIONE GINGOLD cameo 462—does the chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?/I’ve got the Rudy Vallee blues m- 5 ALLEN GINSBERG///HULA HOOP [Delmore no #] kral majales///((midget love)) m-/Foldover PS m- 6 poetry reading/((midt. altern.)) GIRLS WITH CREDIT CARDS moolah 7001—Madonna-wanna-be-tonight Part I, II m- 5 GLANDS OF EXTERNAL SECRETION [starlight no #, ONE-SIDED, etched art flip] hide your love away/Congo Bob’s epic saliva torture totally fucked-up midtempo female of Beatles song, almost like SHAGGS/psychotic rock-rant m-/Foldover PS m- BID//MIN: 10 DICK GLASER columbia 41578 dj—throw another log on the fire Mabel/((lovelight)) m,- wol-a, b 5 41680 dj—Jeannie’s bikini/((leave me alone “and let me cry”)) m- wol-a, b 5 light novelty early 1960s THE GLASS FAMILY earhole 1776—smoke your troubles away [[5:04/4:10 versions m- 6]] [[4:14/2:16 m- 5]] midtempo female disco GLASS FAMILY & FRIENDS peaceful vibes/((all praise the Lord)) m- 7 POT! – first-person point of view GLENMARKS [SWEDEN philips 6015 051] big fat orangutan/((how do you do?)) m-/m- 6 HARRY GLENN mar-vel 100—men on Lonely Street/the nature in me m- 7 Skid Row ms storyteller song +gui./novelty conversation mar-vel 810—the iron man/Miss Cindy m- 7 very strange novelty – talking and singing THE GLITTERHOUSE dynovoice 927—love drags me down/Barbarella vg+ 11 midt musically bizarre, odd sound effects/HORRID mf LONNIE GLOSSON gloss 213—I want my mama/the fast train/Ozark cat chase +1 vg- 3 “TALKING HARMONICA” instrumentals nov. CLAY GLOVER day dream 101—the crazy gringo/((night train)) vg+ 6 a-side LAUGHING RECORD! THE G-MEN [turkey 1001, m- PS] the garbage shuffle/the teachers twist m- 3 midt rap novelty/midt THE GNOME BAND [UK polydor 2058 811] bionic gnome/((come on in)) vg+ 5 mf rock-disco novelty/ GEORGE GODDING arf arf 031—Charlie on the MTA/((streets of Boston)) m- +promo letter 5 K. Trio redo/((homeless in the city)) GODFREY whittier 505—down Whittier Blvd. vocal/instru. m- 8 talk-song novelty ARTHUR GODFREY columbia 1-176 (33RPM single)—all right, Louie, drop the gun/((could if I certainly could)) m- 7 1949 novelty! RARE signature 12050—I’m looking for a riff/dum-deedle-um-bo vg+ wol-a 6 Beatnik type novelties LES GOFF & THE RAVENS Victoria productions 13531—bare ass beach/muscle control m-/PS m-, decal 8 PS very rare JESSE GOLDBERG [ralph 1, m- PS] it’s Honeymooner time/happy birthday to me m- 2 80s great novelty tribute to classic TV show lincrest music 3—hair today and gone tomorrow/chocolate m-/PS vg+ 6 only copy I’ve ever seen THE GOLDCOAST SINGERS world pacific 373 dj—((hooka tooka))/Peace Corps rejects m- 7 ((mf folk))/slow to mf, Miss. integration THE GOLDEN ORCHESTRA AND CHORUS golden 720—the Jetsons/eep opp ork vg+ 5 (SOUNDS M-) GOLD FEVER [CANADA damon 113] Harvey’s travelin’ wholesale gypsy jewellers/((Sherry)) m- 6 c&w novelty rare JOHN GOLDSMITH buckhead 15113—you’re still not safe in a Japanese car/I’m into video m-, promo letter, photo m- 12 I have seen this only ONE TIME ever in the past 43 years! RARE FLIP JUMPIN’ JOHN GOLDSMITH atlantic 89686—you’re still not safe in a Japanese car/looking for the bedroom door m- 4 THE GOLLYWOGS [UK parlophone 4647] parade of the jelly babies/the teddy bears picnic m- 5 rare light novelties 1960 THE GO-NUTS estrus 753—flight of the Go-Nuts/transfusion m-/PS m- 6 midt oddball novelty rock/redo 50s very fast! wow BABS GONZALES expubidence 008—the GHETTOSBURG Address/the falling superstars m- 7 jazztalker novelties WALLY GONZALES falcon 2197—el tiquetito/((de tus recuerdos estoy viviendo)) m- 5 bilingual POLICE STOP novelty, what fun! 2260—el borrachito y su lowrider/((take these chains)) m- 6 ANOTHER TICKET!! bilingual GONZALEZ-GONZALEZ POTS and PANS apache 2468—Spanish flea/12th Street rag m- 13 Spike Jones type instrumentals! CHET GOOD nashville 5227—((I keep forgetting I forgot)) /high living m- 5 midtempo c&w novelty early 60s THE GOOD BROTHERS [CANADA savannah 844—((this could be serious))/don’t pet the dog m- 6 Pinkard & Bowden song THE GOODIES 20th century 2189—the funky gibbon/the inbetweenies vg+ 4 blues-soul novelties [GERMANY hansa 16 012] the funky gibbon/sick-man blues m- sol-a/VG+ PS large soc-a 5 blues-soul [UK decca F 13449] ((all things bright and beautiful))/winter sportsman vg+ 4 flip light novelty 13578 dj—stuff that gibbon/((goodies theme)) m- 5 so this PRE-DATES the below? Interesting. [UK bradleys 7504] the funky gibbon/sick man blues m- 6 flues-soul novelties 7517—black pudding Bertha/((panic)) m- 9 novelty ABOUT NORTHERN SOUL! 7524—nappy love/wild thing m- 7 doowop novelty! [UK emi 2784] m-i-c-k-e-y m-o-u-s-e/funky farm m- 7 [UK columbia 33385] a man’s best friend is his duck/taking my oyster for walks/Rastashanty m-/m- 7 offbeat stuff [UK island 6360] Elizabeth rules UK/blowing off m- 7 flip is FARTING nov. BOBBY GOODMAN nsd 165—poverty stricken T. V. Christian stereo (wol)/stereo?? m- 5 CHOOSE: [[stock]] or [[DJ copy]] GOOD PEOPLE [can’t decipher label/#] she taught me how to yodel/((you are my sunshine) m- 5 scarce California 80s PAULA GOODRIDGE area 15—civilization/peanut butter m- wol-a, b 13 HORRID! mf duet/stupid about attributes of peanut butter!!! GOODTIME WASHBOARD BAND fantasy 582—don’t blame P. G. & E., pal/((Oakland)) m- 10 mf novelty with banjo, mention NUCLEAR MYLES GOODWIN atlantic 89110—((caviar))/Frank Sinatra can’t sing m-/PS m- 6 GOOGY AND JOE’S WORKSHOP parkway 154 dj—to Fernanda with luv (Part I, II) m- 6 sheer MADNESS, great novelty “COLLAGE” THE GOONS [UK decca 10945] whistle your cares away/a Russian love song vg+ 7 rare! 1957 10780—the ying tong song/Bloodnok’s rock ‘n’ roll call m- large promo sol-a, b 11 10885—I love you/eeh! ah! oh! ooh! m- 8 THESE FIRST THREE HAVE INTACT OPTIONAL CENTRES 13609—Bloodnok’s rock ‘n’ roll call/I love you m- 6 13769—rhymes/the raspberry song vg+ 6 [UK decca EP #DFE 6396] bluebottle blues/the ying tong song/I’m walking backwards for Christmas +1 m-/Cover m- 11 JOE GORDON [UK his master’s voice 737] football crazy((by the bright shining light of the Moon)) vg+ 5 PHIL GORDON front page 101—humility/longing for you m- 6 bizarre spoken word, 1960 era? RAG GORDON marmette 1001—discombobulation blues/((sailor’s tale)) m- 7 goofy pop-type, 1982, lyrics on back of PS GORGEOUS GLADYS [CANADA periwinkle 01] Gorgeous, come ‘n take a letter/so madly in love with you vg+ Tiny Tim type x2 THE GORILLAS grand 5076—ha ha ha (laugh story) mono/stereo vg+ 5 midt. light novelty, strongly UK type MICHAEL GOTCHER red dog 1001—(well it looks like I’m) shitfaced again/((the bottle’s got the best of me)) m- 5 drinking novelty SID GOULD coral 61841 dj—Morris/Sid Gould’s initial game m- 7 slow novelty Jerry Lewis type voice/novelty sketch GLEN GOZA wand 1199 dj—the box/incredible shrinking man m- 10 midtempo sides, talk-song/novelty about shrinking CHARLIE GRACIE felsted 8629—“w-wow”/((makin’ whoopee)) vg+ wol-a 6 instrumental with stuttering novelty inserts BIG DADDY GRAHAM Bellevue 2084—Nunsi/((employees must wash hands)) vg+ 8 rare mf GOOFY novelty/((country rock)) BILLY C. GRAHAM capitol 3909 dj—have a good time mono/(date on label) stereo m- 6 fast c&w novelty, GOOFY instru. break CUZZIN TOM GRAHAM [#100] kissin’ toad/them danged old cows m- 5 102—never ask a computer about love/I’m in love with my mother-in-law m- #ol-a 6 has promo sheet with order blank 104—old mutt/I got lips (new version) m- with promo sheet 6 110—(I call my farm the) SEE I OWE/all that I’ve learned about women and more m- 5 with promo sheet DEBBIE DAE GRAHAM jarvis 303—doodleburger blues/T. V. football widow m-/PS m- 5 with press kit good country-rock novelties P. GRAHAM [CANADA omr 2525] Truedough’s middle finger/Sitting Bull’s lament m-/PS m- 8 THE GRAMPA BAND///THE MATYS BROS.[CANADA underground 1213]] the encore song///who stole the keeshaka? m- 4 a-side risque THE GRAND HIGH POTENTATES [unga bunga no #] baatman/psycho m-/Foldover PS m- 6 GRANNY Of The Beverly Hillbillies nashwood 100—Granny’s mini’skirt/bring on the show m-/PS m- 12 very cool PS! [nashwood EP no #, ONE-SIDED] radio intro’s for weather, records, news break m- 17 THESE ARE *EXTREMELY* RARE RUSSELL GRANT AND THE STARLETTES [UK bbc 131] no matter what sign you are/where is love? m-/PS m- 7 SELLER told me: “dreadful – sung badly by gay TV astrologer GRAVITY dge 1—doodle-umma-dee (Part I, II) m- 6 novelty NONSENSE, inspired by Oak Ridge Boys singing style LARRY GRAYSON [UK york 529] shut that door/slack alice m- 6 both novelties, a-side about quarantining THE GREAT PRETENDER reprise 0555 dj—a really big country go-go shew/((what’s the world comin’ to?)) m- 6 THE GREAT UNKNOWNS [UK major minor 560] mah-na-mah-na (VG)/doo-be-doo-be-doo (VG+) 5 fast redo novelty/mf novelty GREEK LIFE AQUARIUM don’t eat the cow! 2—don’t eat the cow!/((come down)) m-/PS m- 9 lyric sheet, merch catalog sacred cow spoof, midt. rock rather askew/((midt. guitar rock)) BILL GREEN nsd 39—((rainy dan song))/big fat mama m- 5 his girlfriend is obese JOHNNY GREEN & THE GREENMEN edmar 1195—ooga ooga boo/when you’re green you’re clean vg+ 5 keep your ugly body away!!! JOHNNY GREEN ranwood 838 dj—poor little fat girl/((stained glass lady)) m- 5 CONDEMNS our fixation on gorgeous women & hunks NICK GREEN * DON JACKSON spry 1007—tall quiet stranger/((San Antonio rock)) vg+ 5 GOOFY storysong novelty, Western THE GREEN DOGS [GERMANY philips 346 066—((macke-macke-macke/kikeriki)) m- tol-a 6 fast Group, novelty flip with clucking etc. CLAUDE “FATS” GREENE ORCH. Camille 114—shelter me Joe (Part 1, 2) vg+ sol-b 6 mf calypso novelty (his woman BEATS him, uh…) JANET GREENE [chantico, #?] hunter and the bear/((inch by inch)) m-/PS soc-a vg+ 10 hunting story, hunter is eaten by the bear! LORNE GREENE artists of america 1776—((spirit of America))/the national glass casket company m- 5 GREEN JELLY zoo entertainment 14093—three little pigs/((electric Harley house “of love”)) m- 5 GREEN WALL [GREEN WAX davies productions #TREE 1] Holiday Inn massacre/feta cheese +2 m-/Foldover PS m- 6 like Wally Pleasant, i.e. talking songs with folk feel, novelties DR. DOUGLAS GREER reprise 0524 dj—medical school talkin’ blues (Part 1, 2) m- 10 rare talking blues novelty BOBBY GREGORY GREGORIAN 103—Maggie ger the hammer, there’s a fly on baby’s head/((Music City waltz)) m- 7 DICK GREGORY vee jay 469 dj—they won’t hire me/benefit??? m- 6 1962 or 1963, early – his debut? poppy sps-45-212 dj—Black rioters/gun in Indian hands/Indians/Black progress/assassinations +1 m- 7 “serious” comedian JOYCE GRENFELL [UK Caedmon 147, optional centre missing] “cautionary verse of Hiliare Belloc, Vol.1” seven comedy bits m- 8 cuts include: about John, who lost a fortune by throwing stones/Jim, who ran away from his nurse and was eaten by a lion +3 RAY GRENFELL m.a.r.s. productions 1609—she taught me how to yodel/((chime bells)) m- 6 rare version from Helena, Montana BILL GRIER hart-van 0130—Hollywood in school (Part 1, 2) vg+ 9 IMPERSONATIONS: Louis Armstrong, Ed Sullivan (who rolls out the entire Eastern Hemisphere on stage), James Cagney (stolen belt), Lionel Barrymore, MANY MORE – cool! LYLE GRIFFIN & “LORD” RICHARD BUCKLEY hip 270—flight of the saucer (Part 1, 2) G+ 5 ultra-rare comedy talker MERV GRIFFIN columbia 40557 dj—(I couldn’t get the hang of) the merengue/((five cups of coffee)) m- wol-b 5 MERV GRIFFIN & RITA FARRELL columbia 40765 dj—prunes/we ain’t goin’ nowhere m- 6 both novelties ANDY GRIFFITH capitol F2855—Swan Lake (Part I, II) m- 5 FX3057—ko ko mo (I love you so)//make yourself comfortable m- 5 F3402 dj—Carmen (Part 1, 2) m- wol-b 5 F3498—No Time for Sergeants/standing on the corner m- 5 F3706 dj—just a closer walk with Thee/free man in the morning m- xol-a, b 5 F3872 dj—silhouettes/conversation with a mule m- wol-a, b 5 F3938 dj—Andy’s lament/thank heaven for little girls m- wol-a, b 4 mf Fifties jiver/midtempo F3990—LOVE POEMS: togetherness/to the lovely Juanita Beasley m- 5 AM INCLUDING HIS NON-NOVELTY, for COMPLETION F4052—midnight special/she’s bad, bad business m- 4 F4157 dj—Hamlet (Part 1, 2) m- 5 F4157 dj [EP]—Hamlet (Parts 1 and 2 together///Parts 1 & 2 separated) m- 6 F4204—once knew a fella/don’t look back m- 5 4684—a good man is hard to find/flop eared mule m- 5 4848—the pool table/the whistling ping pong game m- 6 5073—Andy and Cleopatra (Part I, II) m- 5 capitol 2571 dj—Romeo & Juliet (Part I, II) m-/PS m- 6 reissue but rare 4236 dj—my dog Underdog mono/stereo m- 5 capitol “33” compact 962—what it was, was football/Romeo and Juliet m-/Cover vg+ 6 capitol EP 498—what it was, was football/Romeo and Juliet vg+/Cover m- 4 630—make yourself comfortable/ko ko mo/Swan Lake vg+/Cover vg+ 3 (6-inch seam rip) here for completeness 1256—North Carolina, my home state/Hamlet m-/Cover m- 7 BENNY GRIFFITH home brew 1003 dj—middle age scare/jo-jo duck m- 5 BOBBY GRIFFITH [CANADA cbc radio-canada 189] ain’t no chicken ((+3 not novelty)) m- 6 in praise of eatin’ chicken: “if there ain’t no chicken in Heaven, I don’t wanna go there” DEACON ANDY GRIFFITH capitol F2693—what it was, was football (Part I, II) m- 5 the classic of all “hick” comedy F2698—Romeo and Juliet (Part I, II) m- 5 WILL GRIMMETT impel 003—smashed in Birdland/an old man’s dream m- 7 stand-up comedy about bird calls/ms spoken c&w nature LEWIS GRIZZARD EP southern tracks 001 dj—“Lewis Grizzard LIVE!” eight cuts m- 5 EP 009 dj—“let’s have a party with Lewis Grizzard” SAMPLER, cuts not listed m- 5 EP 0011 dj—“Addicted to Love” eight cuts, sampler m- 5 ALL THREE FOR $11 LARRY GROCE daybreak 1005 dj—the bumper sticker song/I love m- 5 has Daybreak company sleeve warner bros. 8165—junk food junkie/muddy boggy banjo man m- 4 8211 dj—the curse /the bumper sticker song m- 4 8221 dj—((old fashioned girl))/we’ve been malled m- f flip novelty talk-and-song 8442 dj—turn on your TV/the hog and dog faction m-/PS m- 5 SYL GROESCHL jolly dutchman 1623—laughing polka/((over the hills)) m- 4 cuca 1269—(I just took) one short wiff of the cork/((wer doch…)) vg+ 4 midtempo polka novelty VANCE GROSS Transworld 066—Japanese German junk/((it hurts so much)) vg 3 novelty c&w about cars, etc. HOSMER GRUNT ticfaw 107—sweet harmony/when he sings to me m- 9 off-kilter quartet SPOOF/slow singing, crashing & banging etc. GRUPO KALUA DeMas 751—E. T./((la carta)) vg+ 4 mf cumbia novelty in Spanish, inspired by movie GRUPO MUNDO Y …cantronics 8121 dj—merequetengie canino/declarame tu amor guau guau vg 5 BARKING in both, midt Ins./vocal DENNY GUDIM homely 1935—why am I so ugly/((you’ll come crawlin’ back)) m- 5 LALO GUERRERO [MEXICO peerless 596] las posadas con las ardilitas/Navidad Estilo Americano +2 m-/PS m-, AND CDR of 1st cut 7 “Twist and Shout” in Spanish, Christmas in Spanish, +2 ROGER GUITAR…DUSTERS evil 101—mother cut your toenails/((Lord, you gave me a mountain)) m- with Juke tag 7 mf c&w rocker nov/ JOHNNY GUNN warner bros. 5191—it only laughs when I hurt/Juan y Maria (John and Marsha) vg+ 5 MAXIE GUNTER SINGS maxie 1000—if you were the only girl/anniversary song m- 16 ABSURD utterly horrid +organ, chipmunks, and very strange dialogue skit ARLO GUTHRIE [LAMINATED PAPER RECORD, random house no #] Alice’s Restaurant cookbook: Italian-type meatballs, beet jam m- 11 reprise 1211 dj—presidential rag/nostalgia rag m- 6 we voted for you, but not for nepotism! (hmmm…) 1363 dj—patriots dream mono/stereo m- 4 1376—((guabi guabi))/grocery blues m- 7 novelty flip, flip is rare warner bros. 49027 dj—prologue mono/stereo m- 5 american pie 9001—Alice’s rock & roll restaurant/City of New Orleans m- 4 reissue label capitol SPRO 8216/8217—“ON GUTHRIE THOMAS” 2 parts Guthrie Thomas song sampler, Arlo phone interview…m-/PS m- 11 GYPSY BOOTS sidewalk 919—I feel so fine/we’re havin’ a love-in [[vg+ 8]] [[DJ vg+ 9]] midt (+voice affectations)/fast novelties BUDDY HACKETT laurel 1014—itsy bitsy teenie weenie…bikini/too many heads m- wol-a 7 BUZZ HACKMANN gramophone 272 001—the lion sleeps tonight #2/((Ann)) vg+ odd redo with ZOO NOISES – Winona, Mississippi DURWOOD HADDOCK monument 1112 dj—the newest thing in nightlife/Mac the merchant vg+ 5 adultery, murder, such a pleasant song! JOHNNY HAILSTONES Andrew Jackson 380 dj—cigareet smokin’ blues/((welcome to my world)) vg+ 4 midt. country lament HALE AND HAYDEN abc-paramount 10286—twist ala cacciatore/Margie (Italiano) vg+ 5 novelties: “Fats” and “Chubby” twist novelty/ HALE & PACE AND THE STONKERS///VICTORIA WOOD [UK london 296] the stonk///the smile song m-/PS m- 6 THE HALFBREEDS jubilee 5643 dj—the foot foot song/((simple melody)) vg+ 5 [not SHAGGS song] kids? anthropomorphize rabbits etc THE HAL HOPPERS kem 2734—baby I’ve had it/mother of pearl m- sol-a 8 both acappella, using MOUTH as musical instruments etc. JIM HALL dynamite 601—screechin’ “Syl”/mi kitchy-kootchy baby +2 vg+ 5 semi-serious c&w, but TRULY HORRID torture weapon ROBIN HALL [UK collector 2] “GLASGOW STREET SONGS, VOL. 1” the Dundee weaver/lodgin’ wit’ Big Aggie +3 vg+/Cover vg+ 4 SONNY HALL nsa 12977—one eyed snake (in a turtle neck sweater)/Homer’s board m- 6 rattlesnake/mf storysong, novelties TOM T. HALL mercury celebrity series 35031—salute to a switchblade/the year that Clayton Delaney died m- wol-b 4 [CANADA mercury 73394] Spokane motel blues/the man who hated freckles m- 7 NON-U.S. flip 73641 dj—((I care))/sneaky snake m- 4 73850—bluegrass festival in the sky/fox on the run m- 4 EP mercury MEPL 5—“IN SEARCH OF A SONG” LP cuts (2 of the 4 are novelty) m-/PS m- 5 24—“…THE STORY TELLER” LP cuts (3 of the 4 are novelty) m-/PS m- 6 DICK AND LIBBY HALLEMAN summit 1321—geococcyx Californianus/pizza sure is good vg- wol-b 3 Inst. +honks, racing, skidding etc, RON HAMAR TRIO fox 427—civilization/Winchester cathedral vg+ wol-a, b 6 midtempo, ODDBALL group/novelty redo, both strange NEIL HAMBURGER Amarillo 589—looking for laughs/(Neil talks about the making of “looking for laughs”) m-/PS m- 10 stand-up/ planet pimp 013—“Live in Modesto, Calif.” Part one, two vg+ (it’s pressed as vg+!!)/PS m- 6 GEORGE HAMILTON and… colonial 451—I’ve got a secret/Sam m- 8 mf/midtempo novelties JACK HAMILTON anvil 1040—well, it’s income tax time again/when nature calls m- 8 FLIP: he needs to poop, while singing at Opry! JACK HAMMER kapp 287 dj—((what every young lover should know))/little-bitty goose pimples m-9 weird soulish novelty, horror laughs PAUL HAMPTON dot 16084—two hour honeymoon/creams m- 10 death narration +slow jazz, rather “warped”/narrated novelty SHEILA HANCOCK london 9643 dj—my last cigarette/landlord and tenant m- 6 midtempo novelties TONY HANCOCK [UK pye 24146] the secret life of Anthony Hancock/threatening letters m-/Cover vg+ 7 24161—Jack’s return home/look back in hunger m-/Cover vg+ 7 24175—highlights from “THE BLOOD DONOR” LP vg+/Cover m- 5 TED HANDLEY howeasy 17191—save the bales/the game of life m- 7 POT FLOATING IN ATLANTIC off Florida HANK & DAVID m-g-m 12963—lop-sided, over-loaded (and it wiggled when we rode it)/((lovelight)) m- wol-a 6 JIMMY HANNA BAND seafair bolo 8759—year of the dove vocal/instru. m- xol-a 12 RARE Ken Nordine “Word Jazz” style HAPPY CLIVE heartbeat 50—oh! you beautiful doll/laff-a-long vg+ 6 midfast Instru. of way-oldie/LAUGHING and some piano, trumpet THE HAPPY GANG [CANADA rca victor 57 5032—stop your tickling, jock!/an Irishman’s idea of love vg 5 mf/midt nov’s, GREAT THE HAPPY HOBO ripcord 124—lookin’ for Smokey Bear/((I miss my baby “when I’m gone”)) n0 8 great TRUCKIN’/C. B. NOVELTY a-side (trucker thinks the people on the CB are talking about the wild animal, he gets confused, haha) THE HAPPY JESTERS abbott 3025—heart of my heart – that old gang of mine/just because [[m- 7]] [[ON DOT 15566 m- 5]] MIKE HARDING [UK rubber 3] Rochdale cowboy/Strangeways Hotel mf/midt. novelty songs, flip more like comedy 4—my brother Sylveste/Uncle Joe’s mint balls m- 5 “Rocky” (Stallone) novelty folksong/novelty flip [UK philips #CLOG 1] born bad/Jimmy Spoons/Manuel m-/PS m- 7 two novelties, flip is great HARDWICK panorama 8—the salmon fisherman/the old teenager m- 6 midt/fast novelty NARRATIONS with music, wild flip! LARRY SHANNON HARGROVE big bidness 218—leave Bill Clinton alone/((plain and simple girl)) m- 5 midslow soulish novelties BUDDY HARMON star trek 111—cancelled checks and a cup of coffee/put some oomph in you emphysemia (*sic*) m- 6 smoke & die! LUCKY HARMON rust 5026—ho hum/((date bait)) vg+ 7 midt NONSENSE novelty, what were then thinking??!!/midt jiver-r&roll JACK HARPER zb 24094 billion dollar bill/((a song called Arkansas)) m- #ol-a/PS woc-b m- 7 with business card 1989 BILL CLINTON novelty (fast)! funny how two of the two or three such novelties I’ve ever seen, are so close alphabetically! DOUG HARRELL colonial 501 dj—hospitality blues/exsanguination blues m- 6 cool fast talking-blues novelties about hospitals FRANK HARRELL yahoo 180—you’ve gone too far, you shot J. R./who’s buyin’, I’m broke m- wol-a 5 HACK L. HARRELL protea 1001—the ballad of Frasier the sensuous lion/Frasier explains (what…_) m-/PS vg+ 9 novelty ms/mf BILL HARRINGTON caprice 0055—the little old man with the green thumb/six little bunnies m- sol-b 6 cute novelties, flip GREAT!! PETER HARRIS soundwaves 4679 dj—fishin’ for square grouper/champagne, cocaine… vg+ 5 a-side POT! floating in the Florida seas PHIL HARRIS… rca victor 47 2770—ain’t nobody here but us chickens/woodman, spare that tree m- 6 rare late 1940s 47 3064—row row row/I ain’t gonna give nobody none of this jelly roll m- 7 47 3723—((muskrat ramble))/walk with a wiggle m- 5 midfasts, flip light novelty 47 3815—let’s choo choo choo to Idaho/you can’t go wrong doin’ right m- 5 47 4070 dj—oh, what a face/southern fried boogie m- sol-b 8 novelties: UGLY/yummy chicken 47 4584—hambone/mama’s on the warpath m- 6 fast/mf novelties [BELL SISTERS in a-side] 47 4750 dj—potato chips/((under the lamp post)) vg+ #ol-a, b 5 47 5615—take your girlie to the movies/I know an old lady m- 6 47 5945—I wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole/there’s a lot more layin’ down m- 5 [EP rca victor EPA 431] the preacher and the bear/smoke smoke smoke (that cigarette) +2 m-/Cover vg+ 6 [EP, TWO RECORDS rca victor EPB 3037] the Darktown poker club/Minnie the mermaid +6 vg+/Gatefold Cover vg+ 6 reprise 20117 dj—run red run/((old man time)) m- wol-a, b 5 redo Coasters novelty/ buena vista 477—what! No Mickey Mouse?/Minnie’s yoo hoo! m-/PS woc-a VG+ 5 PHIL HARRIS///MIKE SAMMES SINGERS disneyland 818—Thomas O’Malley cat///the Aristocats m-/PS m- 5 819—everybody wants to be a cat///scales and arpeggios m- 5 ROLF HARRIS I’m going to list everything! Despite his later-in-life crimes, that doesn’t change that his music is…FUNNY! 20th fox 230—the big black hat/lost little boy [[vg+ 4]] [[DJ vg+ 5]] NOTE: flip is NOT same version as on Epic! 20th century-fox 414 dj—the the black hat/lost little boy m- 6 epic 9567—someone’s pinched my winkles/run arise m- 5 YES, his first USA hit was a B-side 9596—tie me kangaroo down sport/the big black hat m-/PS m- 5 9615—I know a man/Nick teen and Al K. Hall m-/PS m- 6 9682—the court of King Caractacus/two buffalos m- 6 **THE BEST** lengthening-phrase memorizing song ever!! 9756—the thing/wild colonial boy m- wol-a 6 9780 dj—tie my hunting dog down, Jed/five your apprentices m- sol-a 6 ANSWER TO HIS OWN tie me kangaroo… 10037 dj—Jake the peg/big dog m- sol-a, b 9 late and *RARE* seen only once ever, I think mgm 14103—two little boys/I love my love m- 5 [AUSTRALIA columbia 4166] six white boomers, Part one, two vg 4 4185 with optional centre] tame eagle/the master from the bush vg+ 10 RARE! “Teen Angel” parody 4358—in the wet/Johnny Day m- 10 4523—click go the shears/Botany Bay m- 10 flip Australia only 5051—pukka chicken/here come the bees m- 12 [AUSTRALIA, EP columbia 70109] the court of King Caractacus/waltzing Matilda +both cuts of #5051 m-/Cover m- 9 EP 70125—Jake the peg/big dog/Iko Iko/Sydney town m-/Cover m- 11 EP 70149—if I were a rich man/hev yew gotta loight, boy?/Fijian girl/I’ve never seen anything like it m-/PS m- 10 [AUSTRALIA interfusion 7700—stuck to the ice/best foot forward m- 10 flip Danny Kaye type novelty [CANADA thunderbird 1002] God bless you all down there/groundhog vg+ 16 John Glenn’s orbit over Perth/goofy huntin’ story 1005—daisy twist/dislocation twist m- 22 r&roll novelty, no less – Canadian only??? [CANADA barry 3175] sun arise/the blue jacketman m- 10 flip RARE novelty about things that are blue 3188—tie me kangaroo down sport/Nick teen and Al K. Hall vg+ 5 [CANADA capitol 72114] I know a man/living it up m- sol-a, b 7 72319—jake the peg/big dog [[m- 10]] [[JOKE THE PIG/big dog m- #ol-b 10 original pressing, withdrawn?]] 72437—hev yew gotta loight boy/animal’s pop party m- wol-a 9 72472—Fijian girl/you got what it takes m- wol-a, b 7 72512—ain’t never seen anything like it/Willy, Willy m- 8 72645—Salvation Army girl/Vancouver town vg+ 5 72703—Vancouver town (Sydney town)/good ship Venus m- 7 [CANADA tembo 8702] Tommy (from 86 Pine)/Pavlova m-/PS m- 7 rare! 1987 (maybe later than ANYTHING you have…) [GERMANY columbia 006 91155—zwei ruben klein (two little boys, in German)/pukka chicken vg+ sol-a/PS v+ large soc-a 7 [SOUTH AFRICA surprise/music for pleasure 10008] waltzing Matilda/six white boomers m-/Cover m- 9 10014—football crazy/English country garden m-/Cover vg+ 9 10018—I’ve lost my mummy/Maximillian Mouse vg+/Cover vg+ 6 [UK columbia 4483—tie me kangaroo down, sport/Nick teen and Al K. Hall vg+ 8 this is ORIGINAL 1960 VERSION, before hit! 4888—sun arise/someone’s pinched my winkles m- 6 with optional centre [UK columbia 7064] I know a man/living it up m- 6 7166-six white boomers/I’ve lost my mummy m- 7 7166, and South African 10018, are the utterly insane tantrum-infused “I’ve lost my mama” – I think his best! The most fun is when I imagine him having been on the stage AS AN ADULT, doing this live! 7450—the five young apprentices/the court of King Caratacus m- 6 7554—iko iko/Sydney town m- 5 7803—big dog/Jake the peg vg+ 5 8014—hev yew gotta loight, boy?/animals pop party m- 6 8191—Fijian girl/it I were a rich man m- sol-a 5 8349 dj—hurry home/Paris with you vg+ play m-? 9 8475—have a beer/the bloke who invented beer m- 8 8553—bluer than blue/the monster m- 11 8630—I love my love/two little boys m- 5 8700-Tennessee birdwalk/Ned Kelly m- 3% label rip-a sol-b 7 8762—take back the things (that we said)/Salvation Army citadel m- 8 8905—Tutankhamun/a friend like me vg+ 5 8961—she’ll be right/Jindabyne m- 9 [UK, EP columbia 8481] leafy gully’s shade/MOW me kangaroo down/sheepman/bull dust +4 m-/Cover woc-b vg+ 11 8508—Shamus O’Sean, the leprechaun/a smuggler’s life/up the hill we go +3 m-/Cover m- 14 8516—Jake the peg/I know a man/I’ve lost my mummy/war canoe m-/Cover m- 10 [UK FLEXIDISC stylophone 075] Rolf Harris introduces the Stylopohone System/the revolutionary 3505 mini synthesizer…m- 15 [UK stylophone 721] Rolf Harris introduces the revolutionary Stylophone Side 1, 2 vg 6 sheet music enclosed [UK emi 2154] papillon/relax with Rolf m- 8 2238—little pal/ lazy day m- 7 [UK columbia 9069] stuck to the ice/the gendarmes’ duet m-/PS vg+ 6 [UK emi 5244] war canoe/Linda m- 7 [UK tembo 111] Tommy (from 88 Pine)/Pavlova m- 5 [UK? PICTURE DISC p&c music of life no #] Bohemian rhapsody/this is a didgeridoo RARE! m- 16 ROLF HARRIS///THE AUSTRALIAN DOORS SHOW [AUSTRALIA vertigo 73] STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN///stairway to heaven m- 12 rare ‘92 HARRIS ‘N’ DALY [CANADA quality 2447] low budget break dance vocal/instru. m- 7 **HORRID**-novelty midtempo disco FLIP IS BLANK, because it’s an “instrumental” version of an acapella song – get it? ELDER CLEDUS HARRISON [concord no #] the energy crisis song/((time to head for home)) m- 9 both **HORRID**, a-side novelty WES HARRISON…MR. SOUND EFFECTS with… lin 5002 dj—Uncle Winnie’s sound effects/there y’are m- with small promo note 11 HE WAS ALREADY doing all sound effects with his mouth! Unsure of date of above, either 1960 era or later 1950s. WES HARRISON irc 6913—speaking of sounds Side 1, 2 m-/PS m- 6 6923—fun with sounds parts 1, 2 vg+/PS m- 5 6930—fun with sound Side 1, 2 m-/PS autographed-a m- 6 irc 7000—fun with sounds side 1, 2 m-/PS autographed-a 6 (some damage at bottom of PS) 7001—fun with sounds 1, 2 m- 5 If you’re unfamiliar with this genre, look him up on YouTube HARRISON & TYLER dore 983—the swingers party with Madge & Marge/power of attorney m- 6 novelty-comedy dialogues 20th century XP-1 dj—commercials/running it/Bennie, the hard rock freak (“ANTI HARD DRUGS”) m- 6 HARRY AND THE CROC-O-DOLLS rca victor 8244—cheeta (teach me how to do the monkey)/jungle hootenanny m- 5 “a” Porky Pig type HARRY “THE HIPSTER” intro 6082—city mouse and country mouse/Snow White (Grimm Fairy Tales for hip kids) vg+ 7 “swish” at start RON HART columbia 42866 dj—Calhoun the elephant/the ghost of Gary m- 6 JOHN HARTFORD rca victor 47 8987 dj—Jack’s in the sack/((the tall tall grass)) m- 5 47 9175 dj—((gentle on my mind))/(good ole electric) washing machine m- 6 fun novelty “b” [EP rca victor SP-45-100 dj] ((whose that))/love song in “2/4” time/baking soda m- 5 BAKING…identified as ‘WORST SONG” 47 9451 dj—((big blue balloon/the six o-=clock train and a girl with blue eyes)) m-4 NOT nov but interesting 47 9611 dj—I didn’t know the world would last this long/the category stomp m- 5 mid/mf 47 9868 dj—mouth to mouth resuscitation/((California earthquake)) m- m- 5 a-side me novelty THE HARVARD MEN dore 1014—le burp vocal/instru. m- 6 midtempo, rap novelty a-side ALEX HARVEY – THE NEW BAND [UK rca 5199—((shakin’ all over))/wake up Davis (sings the oil man boogie m-/PS vg+ 9 great cartoon PS on front, some fraying at top flip “way-out-there” oddball novelty TOM HARVEY win 90—how to grow hair/((I lost my wedding ring)) m- 5 CRAZY-ABSURD 70s novelty, Indianapolis label RAGNAR HASSELGREN harmony music 13—Swedes in North Dakota/Jan Johnson’s wedding m- 9 novelty story songs, FLIP BEST! LUM HATCHER [Indianhead no#] white lightning ‘n excess/behind the fear m- 6 rare (a-side light novelty) HORRID AND INEPT! THE HATTON SISTERS///HARRY DORAN skyway 114—donkey rock elephant roll/((”did the mambo come from Ireland” Irish mambo midtempo pop from 50s, a-side novelty m- wol-a, b 5 RON HAUGER’S COUNTRY GOLD BAND [ jellybeans no #] jellybeans/((you call everybody darling)) m- 4 mf light novelty/ TERRY HAVEL & BILL SPRINGER camp 101—O C C blues/Betty Jean (the O C C queen) m- 14 INEPT INSANITY midt crude/mf wild voice JAY HAWKINS [GERMANY mercury 127 489—constipation blues/reprise m- sol-a 10 SCREAMIN’ JAY HAWKINS [UK polydor/eg 183] I put a spell on you/armpit #6 m-/PS vg+ 10 rare 1980 [REISSUE epic/collectables 15 2209] little demon/I put a spell on you m- 4 PROFESSOR DARRELL HAYDEN state fair 3338—all the latest news…from the courthouse/((coffee cream creek)) m- 5 fast c/w, “a” nov WILLIE HAYDEN dooto 410—((let me cry))/skinny woman story m- 5 (70s press) GROUP R&B, novelty flip PETER LIND HAYES decca 90002—genie, the magic record – Part 1, 2 m-/PS vg- 5 PETER LIND HAYES & MARY HEALY essex 353—crazy mixed up song/((“what shall we do with a” lonesome lover)) vg 5 mid pop nov SKIP HAYNES bigfoot 1107—beam me up Scottie/((2000 light years in a day)) vg+ 6 midt Star Trek tribute/launch sounds in flip song LARRY HEABERLIN hoedown 100—I’m going back to Nashville to get my Peterbilt/((I never really knew love before)) m- 5 TRUCKIN’ HEADTHROB stardust 6701—I’ll never drink again/(throbbing mix) m-/Title sl. m- 8 sleeve is silkscreened style! +barf bag drunk nov. LARRY HEAGLE and… housedog 35063—get off my highway/the vasectomy m- 7 light and TRUE novelty sides JIMMIE HEAP imperial 8325 dj—when they operated on Papa they opened Mama’s male/((wild side of life)) VG+ #ol-a 5 JERRY MACK HEARD unheard 780822—light up a smoke/((lovin’ light)) vg+ a-side autographed 6 POT SONG! HEASH [#1875] if we…/English class/lunch m- autographed a-side 7 stand-up comedy from STAR TREK (or was it Star Wars?) actor RAY HEATHERTON cadence no # (HUH?)—Alfred, the air-sick eagle/the pirate parrot [[m- sol-a, b 5]] [[#1269, vg+/PS vg 5]] HEAVENS GATE///STEVE WAHL…HYDRANTS prophet 1001—((daddy blue))///doggy doo m-/Cover vg 6 ((kid storysong))/midt. nov. “HECTOR RECORDS” 1747—the booglie wooglie piggy vocal/instru. vg 4 strange Three Little Pigs adaptation 2706—where is the chicken in the chicken chow mein vocal/instr. vg+ 6 midtempo novelty, these Hectors are always rare 2737—I can’t spell hippopotamus vocal/instr. m- 6 2774—dainty June & her farm boys/((shake)) m- 8 pop novelty rather strange and complex! 2821—king of the kitchen/((coffee pot)) m- 9 cooking “topical song” pop/HORRID FLIP!! 2888—little green men from Mars vocal/instru. m- 11 hector 7704—happy little ditty/when I grow up m- 10 great kid novelties! HEEBEEGEEBEES [UK original 2] meaningless songs/posing in the moonlight m-/soc-a PS m- 6 sung in fun novelty-voice HEIDI Heidi 5433/5434—little Susu vg 4 children’s skit – story and songs – talking jungle animals, etc. “HEMPILATION 2” [COMPACT DISC capricorn 314 538 246—(TWENTY POT SONGS by various artists) m- 8 THE HENCHMEN united artists 50180 dj—wanna walk in your sun/((never reached your heart)) m- wol-b 7 midt r&rollish Tiny Tim type BILL HENDERSON swingin’ 653—it’s a great life/the cigarette song m- sol-a 8 mf novelty/midtempo song-and-talk novelty HOMER HENDERSON and… lulie 101—((pickin’ up beer cans…))/I want a date with a Cowboy cheerleader m-/Foldover PS m- 6 midt. nov mule nose 01—Lee Harvey was a friend of mine/((Hawaiian ungawa)) m-/Foldover PS m- 6 ns light nov/fast Inst. +shouts HENRIETTA THE SINGING CHICKEN fowl 1278—Henrietta the singing chicken m- 7 WEIRD oddball comedy and mf r&rollish song DERMOT HENRY rego Isish 79—((the gypsy))/the six-foot seven woman m- 5 big-woman polka novelty flip LENNY HENRY [UK jet 7006—mole in the hole/the (Algernon wants you to say) okay song m-, promo insert 6 mf/fast novelties LENNY HENRY PRESENTS… [UK chrysalis 2819—crucial times///((big love)) m- 5 ms synth-dance novelty/((midslow)) 2 diff. artists CURLEY HENSON gulf reef 1006—Wichita Nell/((ten steps apart)) vg+ 5 Pecos Bill sings from Hell! (Big Bad John type)/((slow)) JIM HENSON signature 12,023 dj—the countryside/tick-tock sick m- BID//MIN: 30 Novelty: goofy talker both sides [P: sells well] ERNIE (JIM HENSON) columbia 45207—rubber duckie/Sesame Street m- wol-a promo sol-b 5 a novelty people LOVE to hate!!! SCOTTIE HENSON…TRAVELERS blue hill 7007—politicians dog/she was a t-bone talkin’ woman (…) m-5 fast nov: talking blues/bluegr. HERB and the Spices great northwest 501—swimming pool/cannibal cutie m- 6 NOV, midt light/great spoken HERBIE AND THE CLASS CUTTERS rca victor 47 7649—like those ivy walls, man/((just a summer kick)) m- 6 midt college novelty LENNY HERMAN QUINTET///JIMMY SAUNDERS jay-dee 890—Percy, the pale-faced polar bear///((daddy[‘s little girl)) m- 6 midt nov 50s PEE-WEE HERMAN///SURF PUNKS columbia 38 07301—surfin’ bird///my beach m- promo wol-a 5 PATRICK HERNANDEZ & JORGE BEN///PATRICK HERNANDEZ [FRANCE avalanche 505—someone’s stepping on my mushrooms/// swinging time midfast, novelty/disco sides m-/PS vg+ 6 JACK HERREN jack herren 490—Hollywood, here I am/laugh with Jack m- 6 both sides like Andy Griffith “What it was, was football” KEITH HERRICK kh 001/002—I’m not going to be a hippie any more/((polly polly)) vg 5 MF CRUDE country-folk NOVELTY/ HERSH and CHIPKIN flush 1980—disco toilet/((will you be there)) m- 6 mid discorock NOVELTY, great! implicitly anti-disco JOEL HERSKOWITZ vertebral disc 350—the DOUBLE talking HELIX blues/the battle of gross anatomy vg- 5 RARE! and crazy-cool JIMMY HERZON carolyn 102—I got the wheelchair blue from breaking my back for you/I’m a booger +1 rather wild novelties! m- 10 BENNIE HESS show land 211972—please don’t go topless mother/you oughta see pickles now m- 6 251973—novelty yodel #1 (little mama big mama blues)/((I love you yet)) m- 5 THE HEYETTES london 232 dj—the Fonz song (vocal) mono/stereo m- 5 THE HICK sims 275 dj—the hick from Hickory Crick/Metracal m- 7 great midt. hillbilly novelty/novelty JACK HICKOX Southwind 0101—the night we turned the bull loose at Bernie’s mono/mono? m- 4 PETE HICKS pointer 101—a boy named Sue/((the hurt’s on me)) m- 6 another version, novelty of course THE HI FI GUYS salem 1007—rock ‘n roll killed my mother/((pink champagne)) vg+ 5 ms country novelty, 1960 era? TED HIGGINS nouveau cliché 451—I like your tanline…baby/champagne rhapsody m-/PS m- 6 fast novelties, punk flip +press kit BOBBY HIGH kama sutra 216 dj—turn on the oven/two apartments m- 9 make POT brownies!/goofy instru. with dog noises, etc. HIGH BOYS BAND kim-pat 1751—gums (THE ANSWER TO JAWS)/((sunshine song)) m- 6 good novelty c&w song THE HIGHLANDER TWOS repeat 45008—daughter of Geronimo/Clementine +1 m- 7 INTENTIONALLY TERRIBLE c&w-punk hybrid! HIGH SOCIETY [UK eagle 002] I never go out in the rain/I could never live without you m-/PS vg+ 6 midt/mf, TINY TIM hints! HIGH WIRE RADIO CHOIR [10025] teenage mutant love/big bellied woman/K-Sell +1 m-13 insane novelties, include record offer spoof BENNY HILL [GERMANY columbia 88532] Ernie (the fastest…)/ting-a-ling-a-loo vg+/Title Sleeve vg+ 5 [UK pye 15327] Pepy’s diary/gather in the mushrooms m- 7 1961, did you know he goes that far back? 15359—transistor radio/gypsy rock m- Elvis type, and “chipmunks” 15520 (optional centre missing) the harvest of love/BAMba 3688 vg+ 5 15974—what a world/I’ll never know vg+ 5 NOTE: ON SOME ARTISTS I’m not trying to indicate non-novelty cuts 17026—my garden of love/and Andalucian gypsies m- 5 [UK EP pye 24144] gather in the mushrooms/Pepy’s diary/gypsy rock/transistor radio m-/Cover vg+ 6 24174—the piccolo song/lonely boy/BAMba 3688/the harvest of love m-/Cover m- 8 [UK emi 1] Ernie (the fastest milkman in the west)/ting-a-ling-a-loo m-/m- 6 BILLY HILL vita 154—horses, sunny-side up/back in mine hills m- 8 rare 1950s spoken novelties with banjo CHRIS HILL [UK philips 6006 508] yakety yak/ride on! m- 6 midtempo novelties, rock redo/has groans and ouches, etc. EDDIE HILL university 206/207—monkey business/((daddy, you know what?)) m- sol-a, b 11 monkeys watch from Moon, while the Cold War turns into a hot war – strange novelty HILLBILLY JEWELS decca 28672—I love my rooster/((I told my pillow)) m- 6 cool 50s farm novelty HILLBILLY JOHN nashville sound 6869—petin day((country rain)) m- 6 novelty: when you get older, your pettin’ days are gone JOHATHAN HILLER///PHYLLIS HILLER c & m 6607—jungle-ated elephantry problems/((love is a circle)) vg+/TS vg+ 6 mf kid novelty/ ED HILLERT [METAL ACETATE 1-sided no #] poor Rover m- with some pops 6 unaccompanied solo singer – don’t hurt the dog etc. RICHARD HIMBER rolls 1351—Tom and Huck/((love can be a stranger)) m- wol-a 6 rather corny literature novelty SONNY HINES seeburd 5021—((jelly, jelly))/has anybody seen my KITTY? vg+ 5 ((slow blues))/mf novelty – r&b DON HINSON pacific challenger 9501—the Reverend ging find Dingler and the Ten Commandments +3 m- 6 stand-up, folding insert BENNY HIPSLEY gateway 9023—LIVE at the Desert Hotel – “comedy monologue” Part 1, 2 m- 7 stand up, GREAT voice control crazy/ben hipsley… 101/102—Ivan (killer) Kolbassi/the jungle (constipated ape) m-9 “Russian” wrestler/problems crapping etc. HIS MAJESTY THE MIGHTY R. J. soulville 1021—fungus among us Part 1, 2 m- 9 strange spoken novelty, gospelish THE HITMAKERS///HOTLIPS & THE HITMAKERS dore 738 dj—how to make a hit record///buttermilk m- BID//MIN: 15 utter craziness///mf Instru. guitar-horn-drums but realty INDESCRIBABLE OUTSIDER novelty DON HO h-e-l 1246—who is the lolo who stole my pakalolo/((woman of the world)) vg+ 5 midt novelty/((slow)) HOAGY POGEY [UK deram 367] ((don’t ya know))/why don’t you go away m- 5 ((slow unisex vocal? – guy I think))/midt light novelty 380 (optional centre missing) wedding of the year/wham zam m- 8 midt novelty/mf nonsense syllables song THE HOBO RADIO COMPANY [UK red bus 63] oh oh oh oh oh oh oh what a drag/it’s always rubbish on the ‘B’ side m- 6 JAN HOBSON & HER BAD REVIEW raccoon 80—throw your cat away/the raccoon song m-/PS m- 7 great tongue-in-cheek CAT song! GENE HOFFORD hoff 0003—Tammy & Jimmy/R & J (flip instru. version) m-/PS m- 5 a somewhat rarer TV evangelism spoof CLETUS HOGG usa 003 dj—big black bug boogie stereo/(wol) stereo m- 5 JACK HOHNER rockwood 1392—(can’t grow a) mustache blues/((another wasted day)) m- 5 midt. light novelty//((mf)) HO HUM and HODOWNERS BAND fun time 003—sweet secretor vocal/instru. m- 6 midt. novelty somewhat risque DON HO-HUM///FLOYD VIVINO bioya 605—Hawaiian fantasy///Dixieland fantasy m- 6 midtempo///fast novelties FRANK HOLDER london 1747—caterpillar bush/((jump in the line)) m- 7 food calypso novelty/ from BRITISH GUIANA, 1950s TOM HOLDER mootrey’s studio 1259—she taste so good (I have to put her down)/can’t afford to take off work m- #ol-b 8 RARE Decatur IL midt country novelties I can’t afford to take off work, to hunt you down, so I can beat you up CLIFF HOLLAND tops 267—the thing/((to think you’ve chosen me)) m- sol-a 6 RARE cover Phil Harris DICK HOLLER laurie 3487—Amos/Ben-Haren-Hab-Seti-14/((Sylvia)) m- 7 novelty about an absurd orchestra/((me teener)) BILLY HOLLEY t.s.m. 9621—((lonely little world))/who flung that mater? (*sic*) vg+ 6 someone threw shit, probably; hit him in the eye REV. O. HOLLIDAY jewel 0003—how sweet it is Part one, two vg+ 6 COMEDY EVANGELIST! LINDA HOLLOWAY artists revue 8240—a song for E. T. stereo/stereo? m- 5 for the Extraterrestrial STANLEY HOLLOWAY Judson 006—the gobbledegook/the lion tamer vg 5 strange bird novelty song/comedy 007—the laughing giraffe polka/the frog, the duck, the fish m- 8 mite novelty polka/spoken novelty & animal sounds 1950s [IL nixa 1097, EP] “No music in the street” film cuts, light novelties vg+/Cover m- 5 STERLING HOLLOWAY decca 88150—Herkimer, the homely doll/Jack, the no-tailed donkey vg+ 4 THE HOLLY TWINS rendezvous 180—potato chips/((Okeefenokee)) vg+ 6 goofy novelty about noisy potato chips HOLLYWOOD ALL STARS skylark 104—that crazy record machine Side 1, 2 vg+/Cover vg- 6 strange speed-changing vocals and Instrs HOLLYWOOD ARGYLES chattahoochee 691—long hair, unsquared dude called Jack/ole’ m- 8 HOLLYWOOD HIPOS [CANADA able 820] jungle disco/jungle disco (on a bad night) m- 7 vocal/instr midt. disco, animal sounds etc. WILL HOLT coral 61789—m.t.a. (the Boston subway song)/((the two calypsos) vg+ 1% label rip-a side 5 61816 dj—((Delia gone))/ground hog vg+ #ol-a, b 5 flip fast novelty calypso HOLY MODAL ROUNDERS metromedia 223 dj—boobs a lot/love is the closest thing vg+ coh 5 ORIGINAL ISSUE with different flip metromedia bmbo 0201—boobs a lot/black bottom m- 6 this is the one distributed by RCA HOMER and JETHRO [GREEN WAX rca victor 48 0181] I said my nightshirt (and put on my prayers)/music! music! music! m- 7 rare ‘50 47 5280—(how much is) that hound dog in the window/pore ol’ koo-liger m- sol-a 5 47 6029—the nutty lady of Shady Lane/mister sandman m- 5 47 7030—Kentucky/my dog likes your dog m- 5 THE HONEYBEES///DICK MORGAN and… solid gold 100—((magic words))///buzzard’s lullabye vg 5 ((…))///insane group mid nov r&r RON HONEYCUTT gale 1010—who’s digging on my grave/willie the cockroach vg+ 6 fast/midt novelties RARE, 60s central Georgia empire 901—Willie the cockroach/who’s digging on my grave m- 8 mf/midt c&w novelties, a-side R&Rollish, and **INEPT** THE HONEY DREAMERS columbia 40668 dj—chick-chick-chickens/Mr. Easter Bunny m- 5 JAY HOOKER [no label/# info] watch John Jay/time for Hooker vg 6 Tenn. governor ’68, NOVELTY political song! ment. Buford Pusser BOB HOOKS CHUCK BENOIT sky 111—cinch bug blues/why should I lie m- #ol-b 9 mf novelty boogie/INEPT-HORRID midtempo wow DANNY HOOPER [CANADA royalty 1000] the gong song/((empty streets)) m- promo wol-b 6 THE GONG SHOW tribute! THE HOOSIER HOT SHOTS [RED WAX campus 105] Daniel Boone/the man from Laramie m- sol-a wol-b 7 50s midt. light novelties HOOT [CANADA quality 2249] my world ain’t what it used to be/metric system m- 7 two metric novelties! HOOTERS [UK? spark 1068 dj] ((tossing and turning))/tossing and turning (silly version) vg+ 7 ms reggae ’72 redo, /”normal”/novelty CLAUDE HOPPER capitol F2724—the specialist/the goose plucker’s picnic vg+ sol-a, b 5 rare novelty narrations 1954 HAL HOPPER with DONNA FULLER dot 15764—((that’s how the cookie crumbles))/don’t interrupt vg+ 4 ms pop, novelty flip HORATIO capitol 2489 dj—I can’t be a cowboy if I can’t carry a gun/((the golden rule)) m- 5 kid, “everybody has to register, it seems” “THE HOT FUDGE SHOW” s.h.y. 4183—“music from the Hot Fudge Show” Side 1, 2 vg 6 RARE Detroit (WXYZ-TV) many short theme songs (?) – funk, children, rock, etc. ALEX HOUSTON and ELMER willex 45 72 14—camp chuga chuga (chipa walla walla…)/burn your bra baby m- 5 mf novelties c/w LEAN DEAN HOVLAND lodestar 89 62—Lester, the toy tester/Cy, the weather guy m- sol-a 6 for kids? spoken, about occupations DAVE HOWARD choreo 143 dj—in room 202/((a hundred)) vg+ wol-b 5 fleabag hotel novelty (talker, and singing) TRUSTIN HOWARD acclaim 1012—battle of Las Vegas/Alladin’s lamp m- 11 fast novelty talksong (like Lorne Greene, later)/r&r nov. TRUSTIN HOWARD AND REGIS PHILBIN commander 1008—that’s show biz!!/the football hero m- 13 with nightclub performer “sex act”/comedy THE TRUSTIN HOWARD PLAYERS reprise 20,139 dj—the disc jockey meeting/Alladin’s lamp m- 10 hilarious DJ testing 45s session ERV HOWELL ky tenn 1134—Porky the Pig m- 6 “he was a hog about love”…basically a c&w novelty song for pigs BILL HOY groovey grooves 3222—girl in love/((a most desirable woman)) vg+ 8 midtempo Norman Temple type (HORRID!)/ms horrid HUEY HUBERT [CANADA starhall prod. 10] pigout/this sport’s for you m- 7 midt novelties ROY HUDD [AUSTRALIA astor 1442] artificial jumping spider seller/Sir Rhubarb Tansy m- wol-a sol-a, b 6 midt novelties, flip FOOD [UK? pye 45666] the hole in the elephants bottom/the end of my old cigar/Polly Perkins m- 6 very British novelties HUEY HUBERT [CANADA starhall prod. 10] pigout/this sport’s for you m- 7 midt novelties ROY HUDD [AUSTRALIA astor 1442] artificial jumping spider seller/Sir Rhubarb Tansy m- wol-a sol-a, b 6 midt novelties, flip FOOD [UK? pye 45666] the hole in the elephants bottom/the end of my old cigar/Polly Perkins m- 6 very British novelties BOB HUDSON [AUSTRALIA m7 #087] the Newcastle song/ventriloquist love m- 6 novelty talker-rap, a normie meets an Hell’s Angel G. L. HUDSON AND COMPANY gm 166—super rock/((state of mind)) m- 7 great! Mars, Venus space aliens compare music cultures HUDSON and LANDRY dore 852—Top Forty D. J.’s/hippie and the redneck vg+ both sides great 6 855—Ajax Liquor Store/the hippie & the redneck vg+ 4 881—Ajax Mortuary/Ajax Pet Store m- 5 898—the weird kingdom/Montague for governor vg+ sol-a 5 891—the fate of the mightiest nation/a little boys dream (adagio del concierto de Aranjuez) m- 5 895—the gas man/Sir Basil vg+ 4 955 dj—the S.O.B. (the shortage of booze)/Harlow’s kids m- 5 HUDSON & PICKETT dore 924-—sky high market – Part I, II midt novelty “FRERE JACQUES” parody partly in falsetto, food prices! m- 4 THE HULA-POPPERS shadow 3355—walleye/I like to eat m- 5 GREAT parody of “Rawhide” – fishing novelty HUMPHREY AND THE DUMP TRUCKS [CANADA united artists xw262] please don’t throw my record in the wastebin/((snowball…)) m- 7 HUM & STRUM copley 1248—nobody knows what happened to McCarthy/if I could knock the “L” out of Kelly vg+ 5 THE HUMAN JUNGLE double shot 112—gorilla milk/the world’s tallest pygmy m- 14 fast bubblegum-style/mf with dialogue, GRT novs B. J. HUNTER & THE ZANIES dore 941 dj—the panacea/my first 84 affairs m- 6 about illness, talk-song “Hello Mudduh…” parody/ms ROBERT HUNTER///PJIL LESH and NED LAGIN round 03—“Sampler for Dead Heads”: tiger rose///((sea stones)) m- 5 a-side has UNLISTED short track with is good talking blues novelty! ((LESH = avant garde instrumentals)) CORNELL HURD el rauncho 2008—Texas behemoth/platinum blondes m- 6 fast novelties THE HURRICANES collectables 3659—pistol packin’ mama/((poor little dancing girl)) m- 4 reissue of 50s doowops FERLIN HUSKEY capitol F2746—Eli, the camel/((somebody lied)) vg+ 6 novelty about the Camel Cigarettes logo! JOHN HUSS MODERATE COMBO [GREEN MARBLED WAX it won’t go flat no #] national anthem ((+3)) m-/PS m-, with insert 6 NOT The Star Spangled Banner, BUT funny and oddball anti-hatred song RIC HUSSMAN [brother studios 61278] ((let it ring “operator”))/lipstick (on my zipper) m- 6 novelty, not “filth” which title implies TOMMY HUTTON masterview 102—((when will I see her again))/rubber spiders in my coffee m- 5 slow novelty HYBRID KIDS [UK cherry red 12] D’ya think I’m, sexy/catch a falling star m-/PS m- 12 insane-warped novelties, techno-dance/fast ICE-T sire 27768 dj—I’m your pusher 4:06, 4:42 versions m- 5 THE IDIOTS riverside 4505—school for airplane pirates/the sportscaster m- 5 great comedy sketches by duo ILLICIT pink street 1001—I won’t sing in my underwear/((on the prowl)) m- 7 cool PS with inflatable love doll drawing I M F [underdog no #] big ol’truck/((stop))/cannibal/casual sex m- sol-a/Foldover PS m- 6 THE IMPACTS rca victor 47 7583—croc-o-doll/((bobby sox squaw)) m- 10 midfast doowopish novelty, very cool IMPACTS **REPRO** watts 5599—soup/((now is the time)) m- 5 strange Fifties doowop novelty fast IMPROMPTU buy american 12705—(I think I’m) turning Japanese/((Carolina Illl be back)) m- 6 novelty about importing cars & stuff IMUS IN THE MORNING rca sp-45-372 (74 0789) dj—(Billy Sol Hargis’) Holyland record package mono/stereo m- 6 rips TV preachers rca 48 1031 dj—1200 hamburgers to go/Reverend Billy Sol Hargis m- 8 he actually DID prank-call McDonald’s and ordered… THE INCREDIBLE BONGO BAND pride xw411—when the bed breaks down, I’ll meet you in the spring/ohkey dokey m- 6 WILLIAM INDELL b and f 1328 dj—((Dame fortune))/elementary, my dear Watson m- sol-b 11 great novelty talker-story and song, flip THE INDEPENDENT PARTY 3 R #1988—Suds McBrewsky for president/ stereo/stereo? m- 6 rap novelty, some light profanity RED INGLE AND THE NATIONAL SEVEN capitol F686—temptation (tim-tayshun)/cigareets, whiskey, and wild, wild woman m- 7 1949! RED INGLE capitol F1076—you can’t be fit as a fiddle (when you’re tight as a drum)/turn your head little darlin’ (I can still see…face) m- 8 F1431—chew tobacco rag/let me in m- 6 [a-side with STUYVESANT SKONCH] not sure if both are novelty, didn’t check F1599—people are funny/pool m- 6 RED INGLE AND THE NATURAL SEVEN [F1639] cigareets, whiskey, and wild, wild women/temptation (tim-tayshun) m- 5 RED INGLE mercury 70085—don’t let the stars get in your eyes/why don’t you believe me vg+ 6 novelty SPIKE JONES TYPE! BOB INGLIS [(private) 12366] ((sombrero light))/introduction to the saga of Tucson Bob m- 7 bizarre spoken word re: Old West JOHN INMAN [UK djm 602] are you being served sir?/we all love Captain Ginger m- 6 department store novelty WILLY INMAN [METAL ACETATE “electro-vox” no #, ONE SIDED] this planet is condemned m- 10 ecological doom, go to outer space? NEIL INNES [CANADA united artists XW408] how sweet to be an idiot/((L’amour perdu)) m- 7 [UK united artists 35772] what noise annoys a noisy oyster/oo-chuck-a-mao-mao m- 8 [UK warner bros. 17182] protest song/the hard-to-get m- sol-a 6 [UK arista 106] ((lady mine))/crystal balls vg+ 5 ((midt. disco))/midfast bluegrass novelty! [UK prt 298] humanoid boogie/libido m- 6 novelty, mid light rappish/mf INNOCENTAY and the AFRO-CARIBBEANS [BERMUDA monogram 866] the voodoo shango/gimme de rum vg+ 6 rare, Trinidad group INSANITY instant tea 02—((all alone))/wet camel m- 7 ((slow, spacy))/novelty mf rock-alternative talk song INSIDERS hard hat 6747—steel workin’ man/Columbia m- 7 labor protest song/illegal drugs-POT, S. America country misspelled INTERLEWD [CANADA intestinal fanfare 3171895] gerbils in a blender/one soggy saga m- 2 THE INTROS jsr 706—they let me out/((shakedown)) vg+ 7 being in an institution only made him CRAZIER! THE INVESTIGATORS andee 4002—Jaws is working for the C. I. A./((Pisces “sign of the fish”)) m- 6 midt,. disco, talker-novelty/instr. BARRY ION, PETER PLUS AND THE COACHMEN [AUSTRALIA rca 101859] bazza razza/have a giggle and go – ho! m- 7 fast novelties LONNIE IRVING starday 505—gooseball brown/((an old fashioned love)) m- 5 a-side 1960 era c&w novelty ISH and LENNY [CANADA orange bus 9169] I’ve got a hole in my umbrella/clean bedroom parade m-/PS m- 7 a-side SPIKE JONES hint BURL IVES decca 28953—((hound dog))/the crawdad song vg+ sol-a 4 flip light novelty 29423—goober peas/the ballad of Davy Crockett vg+ 4 EP’s WITHOUT COVERS: decca ED 511—goober peas/(+3 more, two are medleys)) m- 4 ED 611—old Uncle Ned/((on the Grand Canyon line))/blue tail fly (medley) ((+1)) m- 4 ED 817—the divil (*sic*) and the farmer – St. Johns River/big rock candy mountain (medley) m- 4 STEVE IVINGS [CANADA quality 2367] ha ha I won!/((leaders)) m- 5 lottery novelty, forgot it flip is novelty or not IVOR & AMELIA [UK beggars banquet 2] hello my baby/I’ve parted (misprint) m- 6 flip fart novelty COTTON IVY canaan 222—fastest coon dog in the world/bar-b-que m- 6 Texas hick secular COMEDY on religious label – HOW?? 251 dj—mule sense and politics/B. C. the hunting mule/B. C. goes to college/((apple blossoms)) vg+ 5 short comedy stories IZZY, DIZZY AND LIZZY [AUSTRALIA iskybibble 4919] zap the world/((Jeremy)) m- 7 mf novelty/((midslow song)) MR. FREDDY JACK gold standard 280—((learnin’ my lesson))/Tijuana grass m- 6 POT flip, from late 1960s JACK AND DANIEL decca 28467—((Tennessee tango))/don’t make love in a buggy (‘cause horses carry tails) m- 6 mf hillb.-bluegrass 28681—knothole/((I couldn’t keep from crying)) m- 5 fast hillbilly-rural novelty/((midtempo instr.)) TERRY JACKS bell 45,432—seasons…/put the bone in m- wol-b 4 Mr. butcher, please give me a bone for my dog london 181—((concrete sea))/she even took the CAT m- 4 flip quite good CHARLIE JACKSON telstar 114—C. B. blues/((one empty ring)) m- 7 EARLY!! (60s) talking blues about TRUCKIN’ radios/((mf c&w)) CUCUMBER JACKSON oomph 3030—Art, Bart and Fargo//my best to you vg+ 5 novelty: mf/midt with razzberries (he stole his gal) IRV JACKSON maridene 104—here come the rattlesnakes/((cool)) m- 8 about religious snake-handlers/((midt r&roll Instru.) JAMES WESLEY JACKSON plum 301—excerpts from…”SOULED OUT” LP side 1, 2 m- 7 black comedian stand-up, many topics JO-JO JACKSON woogie 2—tomato ketchup/(part 2) m- 6 Reaganomics – when he declared it as a VEGETABLE in school lunches RODDY JACKSON specialty 649—moose on the loose/hiccups 1970s or early 80s press m- 4 A-side COMPLETELY INSANE! I saw him LIVE, doing that song in his set, at the casino near Green Bay in 2007. How wild is that? SAMMY JACKSON commerce 5021—superbug/troublemaker m- 8 mf novelty with “chipmunk-voiced” bug/midt light nov. AL JACOBSON cave 444—moneymoon/open wide (the dentist song) m- 8 midtempo novelties, Jerry Lewis type voice both BILL JACOBY [EP rca EPA-4120] ballerina/young love +2 m-/Cover large woc-a VG+ 9 GREAT novelty redo of standards THE JA DA QUARTETTE warner bros. 5036—((good time Charlie))/my cutey’s due at two to two today m- 5 light novelty, 1920s style JADE general american 323—my honey/my Mary (more than ever) m- 10 midt novelty 1920s meets Hawaiian/FLIP was sung backwards, then it was played backwards to the master, to produce the “forwards” version here! JEF JAISUN cantbustem 401—friendly neighborhood narco agent/((it’s ragtime/Sierra Sunday)) m-/Cover m- 3-inch seam rip 13 early Dr. Demento Show staple ca. 1975! FRONT OF COVER AUTOGRAPHED. Rare absolute first release warner bros. 8142—friendly neighborhood narco agent/gunrack Billy [[m- 6]] [[DJ “friendly…” mono/stereo m- 5]] JAMAICA BOY [USA ritmo musica tropical 313] talking parrot/three dimensional Irene vg+ wol-a, b 5 midt Jamaican? calypso nov’s BOBBY JAMES country-politan 113—((let me))/dear Mabel m- 6 flip Dear Abby type novelty DANNY JAMES goldband 1224—soul and wine/((Mr. sandman)) m- 5 a-side novelty talker JIMMIE JAMES band box 377—too many mini skirts/((is it a crime, is it a sin)) m- 7 VERY early for this topic (before 1964!) JIMMY JAMES… film city 4110—Sandra Lee and her pretty little KITTY/((every little now and then)) vg- 5 EXTREMELY strange novelty SONG POEM on A-side: if the cat had feathers, would it sing instead of purr? SIDNEY JAMES [UK decca 11328] double bunk/the ‘ooter song m- 7 midt. novelties, calypso story-song/pop SONNY JAMES rca victor 47 7919—hey little ducky/((innocent angel)) vg+ wol-a, b 5 *HIM* doing Donald Duck-type novelty? What? WILLIAM JAMES dolly el 121543—the toilet song stereo/stereo m- 4 midtempo c&w novelty JAMES FAMILY THE FOUR COUSINS [#1008] the monkey song/down on our Indiana farm vg+ 4 KID novelties! 1970 era? JAMIE AND THE JURY united artists 50469 dj—highly dependable, well oiled, smoothly functioning machine/((fundamental notion)) m-5 a-side straight song, BUT with fun novelty sound effects JAN AND KELLY [UK philips 326567] ooh! ‘e didn’t/prepare to meet your fate mate m- 6 mf/midt novelties JANET AND JAY hanover 4549—have some popcorn/((I was wrong)) vg+ 6 a-side fun novelty teener INSTRU. with humorous dialog JAPANESE JUNIORS sometimes 001/002—((the trouble with Harry))/peachy, peachy vg wol-a, b sol-b 5 KID does awful “chipmunks” HARRY JARKEY chase 289—my girl just eats popcorn/put the coal on the fire m- 7 sort of Amos & Andy type dialogue FELTON JARVIS [abc paramount 10570] Be-I-bye, etc./ski king m- 8 mf r&rollish nonsense lyrics/fast novelty r&roll 10641 dj—too many tigers/knickle knuckle m- 6 mf c&w novelty (too many c&w songs mention tigers)/midt novelty JAVA records [#110] rhino reggae/say wah chow mean m-/Foldover PS 6 Reggae novelty from Madison WI! JAWBONE [UK rak 249] King Kong (funky monkey)/((Java jelly)) m- 5 mostly-instrumental rock novelty BOB JAXON 20th century fox 441 dj—do the people/((weep, Mary, weep)) m- 10 great novelty - monkey band in jungle/((midt. teener)) ALAN JAY zebra 1 dj—THE ELECTION: the convention/the candidate/the voting/the victory m-/TS G 7 novelty comic-talk &narrations TOMMY JAY m.o.c. 663 dj—springtime’s coming/I don’t care anyway m- 10 PSYCHOTIC sides! ms/midt THE JAYE BROS [BELGIUM frankie 131] ((rag mop))/ain’t nobody here but us chickens m- 6 THE JAZZ BUTCHER [UK glass 002] speedy Gonzales/may I ((+2 not novelty)) m- 8 slow OUTSIDER redo, LIVE!/weird solo +guitar/((… J. C. and the MUSICMAKERS jcb 3504—((cheap imitation))/John Hinckley blues m-, with reply card 6 mf country-rock novelty JEHOSOPHAT AND JONES [UK philips 6006 345]stuttering bum/((in the summertime)) m- 7 mf novelty about stuttering JELLO BIAFRA and MOJO NIXON altern. tentacles 136—will the fetus be aborted/the lost world m-/Foldover PS m- 6 BOB JENKINS 20th century 2211 dj—crazy Woody, Tom McGinnis and me mono/stereo m- 5 song about POT BOB JENKINS (& 3 year old daughter Mandy) liberty 1448 dj—the cube stereo/stereo m- 5 Rubik’s Cube (you can guess the ending!) KRIS JENSEN white whale 240—(who likes) good pop music/I love to call you sweetheart m- xol-b 7 TINY TIM TYPE!!! THE JET STREAMS decca 30743—Hey! Phoebe, get off the phone!/who, me? m- sol-a 8 JIM AND DON dot 15935—Henry and Emma Part I, II m- sol-b 9 dialog novelty: movies, dogs, odd sounds, INSANE JIM BOB and the LEISURE SUITS[polyester no #] Panama City bleach/((this world is killing me)) m- 5 Alabama 1981 mf novelty rock JIMMIE AND THE SUSPECTS bootleg 1001—hamburger/((out of my brain)) m-/m-, with letter to KMET GOOFY tribute to hamburger! J-K wish wish wish 001—I like black people/Cathy, Laura & Johnny m- 6 midt. light somewhat askew novelty rock/ BILLY JOE & THE CHECKMATES dore 756—the nutty dancing instructors/((a voyage to the bottom of the sea)) m- BID//MIN: 15 ms instru. with chaotic talk novelty bits/((mf surf instru, guitar-drums)) rare CALOMINE JOELSON bell 929 dj—sugar sugar/run around Sue m- 7 AL JOLSON IMPERSONATOR redoing 1960s hits JOEY AND DANNY swan 4147—rats in my room (Part I, II) m- #ol-a, b 13 hilarious Buffalo DJs do pun-infested novelty JOEY & THE LITTLE BIRDS [CANADA polydor 2199] dance little bird/((march of the little birds)) m- 5 BOBBY JOHN rca victor 47 6838—the hat/I could lose these blues m- 7 two novelties, flip yodeling included JIMMIE JOHN dot 15584—Rosie’s gone again/((the blues, the guitar and me)) m- 5 a-side novelty 15717—trouble on the party line/my feet ‘er dirty m- 6 mf novelties, telephone issue/bluegrass style todd 1026 dj—((just got kids))/what kind of “god” do you think you are vg+ wol-5 flip midtempo novelty 1961 era do-ra-me 1417—Frankfurter’s machine/((fire in the house)) m- 7 hot dog novelty early 60s JOHN, DAN and the CHICKEN WING BAND [#20287] the chicken wing song/udder nonsense (I’m a cow) m- 7 Don’t eat those!/farm nov JOHNNIE & JOE [CANADA quality 1930] ((you can…))/the devil said no, gone with your bad self m- sol-a, b 9 /mf novelty song-talker JOHNNY and THE INTERLUDES gre gar 7006 dj—I love Blossom Horowitz/some dollies do… m- 8 Tiny Tim type, laughter, audience… JOHNNY AND THE LEISURE SUITS [#1002] the moo-moo song/hey der Milwaukee polka m- 5 madness from Chicago radio DJ [1003] WE’RE ALL CRAZY IN Chicago 3:30/4:55 fast rock novelty! [[m- 4]] [[m-/PS m- 5]] JOHNNY and THE STEPCHILDREN///J. D. and SHA-LA-LA jeree 777—Payton Place (who’s kids are who’s kids)///I hate your guts m- 7 PHIL JOHNS river 2012—ballad of a juvenile delinquent [FLIP SIDE IS RUINED] vg+ 5 midt. novelty, Big Bopper influence ARTE JOHNSON & RUTH BUZZI reprise 0753 dj—very interesting/don’t futz around m- 8 DELBON JOHNSON [RED WAX, art AEP-9 2] pigeon & ding ding/Bimini gal & little Nassau m- 9 Pigeon: dog, chicken, etc. nov calypso! JAN JOHNSON wahoo 13—((still in love with you))/papa don’t allow no beatnicks hanging around m- 6 fast jazz vocal novelty flip MICHAEL CRAIG JOHNSON angelsong 22988—(he’s just a man) the ballad of Jimmy Swaggart mono/mono? m-, promo letter 6 MIKE JOHNSON majj 001—king of the fish/please don’t squeeze the Charmin m- 7 Charlie the Tuna rejected by Star-Kist/novelty THREE YEAR OLD LLOYD JOHNSON orbit 102—I’m mommy’s little helper now/I’m not the baby anymore vg+ 6 cute KID novelties JOHNSON & LEWIS [PLASTIC ACETATE John Wolfe & Co. no #, ONE SIDED] gunga din vg+ 13 cover LAST BLAST…BUGLER!! unknown? INEZ JOHNSTON brunswick 55169 (DJ?)—((a feeling “that I can’t explain”))/big bad Betsy vg wol-b 5 ((r&b ballad))/mf r&b novelty THE JOHNSTON BROTHERS london 1497—no heart at all/hubble bubble m- wol-a, b 6 FLIP – “tobacco”?? YEAH, RIGHT. surely POT JAMES JOINER stop 276 dj—((closing in))/the frog and the snake m- 5 novelty c&w storysong (snake wants to eat two marrying frogs) BOBBY JONES bear cat 704—squeegee weegee Madison (from Planet No. 3)/((come home, girl)) vg+ 6 midt R&R nov. +”chipmunks” BUFFALO T. JONES craze days 92784—I’m up to my eyeballs in imports/((made in the U.S.A.)) m- 5 so many cars, etc. from Japan “C. W. JONES FAVORITES” [EP special 1222] Lurch McBane/Bridge +6 m- 22 FREBERG-type ad com. sketches for Calso Booster Club DON JONES panorama 204—Bigfoot and Little Willie Whitecloud/Bigfoot m- 6 two midtempo novelties EUSTAS JONES [kos cot no #] Interplanetary, Inc. golden opportunity meeting (Side 1, 2) m- BID//MIN: 15 extremely strange, personal achievement “demo” with PURPOSELY-heavy southern accent GRANDPA JONES & His Grandchildren monument 422—the thing/the ladies man m- 6 RARE redo Phil Harris in 1960 HARRISON JONES audio fidelity 096 dj—((ride on my train))/send up some steam m- 11 ((midt. Group r&roll))/r&r bad radiator novty! HON. NICK JONES & IAN MACRAE [AUSTRALIA 7 records 492] the ballad of Lady Di/three minutes silence m- (with “7” Co. sleeve) 6 also LETTER TO DR. DEMENTO from ONE OF MY FRIENDS (R.I.P.) in 1981, tribute/brilliant comedy sketch about World War II [UK stiff Aussie #WED 1] the ballad of Lady Di/three minutes silence m-/PS m- 5 tribute/brilliant comedy sketch World War II REV. P. W. JONES norman 511—SERMON: tossin’ and turnin’ (Side 1, 2) m- 7 Johnny Standley type takeoff on Bobby Lewis hit!!! SPIKE JONES, JR. viva 618 dj—a song with a peel/((hooray for Hazel)) m- wol-a sol-b 7 midtempos, NOVELTY/((redo)) chinchilla 22—demolition disco (Part I, II) [[m- 5]] [[DJ m- 6]] [[TEST PRESSING with title-artist label only m- 6]] STEVE JONES mca 53191—((with you or without you))/drugs suck m- 5 THE JONES BOYS j & g 5007—((the song is ended))/you make me feel like a penny waitin’ for change m- 5 good pop 50s novelty flip THE JONES BOYS kapp 147 dj—Mary Smith/((no one home)) m- sol-a, b 5 slow novelty/((… LOUIS JORDAN decca 28444—friendship (VG)/you’re much too fat (and that’s that) (VG+) 5 mf r&b talker novelty (adultery) great!/ “X” 4X 0148 dj—bananas/((baby let’s do it up)) m- large wol-a, b 7 midtempo light calypso novelty/((mf fifties jiver)) 4X 0182 dj—chicken back/((where can I go?)) vg+ 5 novelty jiver about eating/ WILL JORDAN jubilee 45-SP 900—“roast of the town” (Shnook Magazine TV awards) Part 1, 2 m-/woc-a Cover vg+ 7 impersonations hanover 4529—bye bye love/fly carpet fly vg+ 10 GOOFY! redo Everlys (as “Ed Sullivan”)/novelty pop will jordan 8216—bye bye love/fly carpet fly vg+ (plays m-) 7 goofy novelty talksongs (see above) 119671—old time movies/Oreos/Barbie-cuties/Utica Club m- 7 midt novelty song/short COMEDY bits inspired by ads THE JOURNEYMEN amy 821—cup-e-co/((hush storm)) m- 8 fast nonsense song!/((slow acappella doowop group)) JIMMY JOYCE warner bros. 5005—when the crab grass blooms again/Myrtle m-, and promo insert 8 THE J. T.’s double trouble 421—proud to be a yuppie/((good luck avenue)) m- 5 JULIUS AND CAESAR wren 307 dj—ape on my fire escape/it’s over there m- 10 midt nov’s: r&roll light horror/talker backed by girl grp THE JUMPIN’ JACKS decca 29973—you’ll wonder where the yellow went/a frantic attic m-/PS vg+ 9 fast jiver-r&roll redo Pepsodent ad with absurd lyrics! JUMPIN’ J. C. featuring Mr. X radar 52x20—I married a cow/((the hand that holds)) m- xol-a 8 mf novelty/((midtempo)) LARRY JUNKINS brand x 11054—if it ain’t country/disco sucks m- 5 novelties, a-side light JUST WATER just 2072—King Kong/((play it loud)) m- 5 mf rock novelty/((midfast rock)) EDWARD KAAHEA mountain apple 4502—chicken skin to me/napper’s waha m- 7 spoken ODDBALL poetry/midt. rap novelty, Hawaii ISK KABIBB LE mc 1005—three little fishes/wringin’ the tears vg+ 7 rare 50s nov’s, redo kids’ standard/mf novelty A. L. KAMMEN and the BACHELOR PAD ya-hey 42168—the undergrad pick-up rag/go back to Chicago m- 7 U of Wisc. novelties LES KANGAS kangaroo 14—koo-koo the kangaroo/back to the salt mines m-/PS vg+ 8 NOV: midt. story-song/mf with “chipmunks” OSCAR KAPUT mercury 70690—sugar on the applesauce/when we sing together m- 8 nov’s: fast German-English/midt My question: WHY IN THE HELL IS THERE EVER ANY REASON to add sugar to applesauce? Yecch HARRY KARI capitol F2392—yes sir, that’s my baby/Yokohama mama m- sol-b 6 SAX KARI j.o.b. 1320 **REPRO**--Goldie the green-eyed octopus/chocolate fizz m- 6 novelties, mf-singing octopus/fast THE KARROLL SISTERS decca 29437—hillbilly Leprechaun/((square dance in the park)) m- 5 JUSTIN KASE [no #] stuck in the dung/disco sucks m-11 fast fiddlin’ farm novelty mostly Inst./mid rock nov You Talk Too Much spoof MICKEY KATZ capitol F3607—you’re a doity dog/the Litvak square dance vg+ 5 a-side great parody “Hound Dog” Elvis JAY KAY and KOMPANY [j.d. no #] C. B. on down (vocal/instru.) m- 5 goofy fast novelty talk-song TRUCKIN’ RICKY KAY dollo 1—I’ve been everywhere/((just out of reach)) m- 5 midt country redo Hank Snow’s novelty (same places) TONY KAY murecord 237—the billboard song polka/unemployment polka great novelties! m- 6 a-side travel song DANNY KAYE decca 27350—the thing/the little white duck m- 6 novelties, a-side Phil Harris song, this is 1951 27456—the little white duck/I taut I taw a puddy-tat m- 6 27748—how d’ ye do and shake hands/black strap molasses m- 5 27822—Riley’s daughter/tonguetwisters m- 6 29290—((the best things happen when you’re dancing))/choreography vg+ 4 flip light novelty, movie tune 29685 dj—(I love you) fair dinkum (dinky di I do)/yon-u-ary vg- wol-a, b 3 29726—life could not better be/they’ll never out-fox the fox m- 6 midt/mf light novelties 29806 dj—((little child))/laugh it off upsy daisy vg+ wol-a, b 4 [columbia EP B-1650] Anatole of Paris/let’s not talk about love +2 m-/Cover vg 5 highbrow novelties, semi-classical singing DICK KAYE and the KAYEDETTES cuca 12401—((hear my plea))/pistol packin’ mama m- 5 ((midtempo))/midt novelty song redo NORMA KAYE [CANADA decca 30289] snake charmer/blue jean Betty m- 7 YECCH, HORRID! how did she get on Decca? SAMMY KAYE decca 31204 dj—what’s new at the zoo/((welcome home)) vg_ wol-a, b 5 talking animals at zoo “Let us out!” etc. GARRISON KEILLOR a prairie home companion 707—the porch song/world theater, here we come m-/PS vg+ 7 GREG KEITH nwi 2749—((sinkin’ down))/somebody stole my stash/((changes)) vg 5 midt avant garde-folk stash = POT! jazz flip CHARLIE KELLOGG great 2002—big fat Stella/((when I get over drinking)) m- 5 MURRY KELLUM m.o.c. 653—long tall Texan/I gotta leave this town m- 5 a-side great mf novelty-r&roll BRUUUCE KELLY pink pig 101—wrestlemaaania 3:50 and 4:20 versions m,- 5 mf wrestling novelty ROGER PAUL KELLY tsp 2022—((on a Sunday afternoon))/smoking grass in the sand vg+ 6 POT, countryish rock ROY KELLY bonanza 4821—hog wash/threats vg 4 novelty, strong hints “All American Boy” style JOHN KELSO & THE BUBBATONES rude 13449—electric Bubbaland/rite your own rap m-/PS vg+ 6 south Austin redneck rap ’80 era KEN & FLIP aurum 100—it’s a job/the now confessional m- 9 “10 Little Bottles” type sketch/comedy church LOOSE BRUCE KERR broken 1001—walk like a Deukmejian m- 4 great fast parody of BANGLES, about California governor 80s JON KEVIN & The Rocking Doctors [go-roc-co-pop 16966] where’s the money Oral stereo/stereo m- 5 crooked- evangelist novelty 16986—holy war boogie stereo/stereo m-/PS vg+ 7 more evangelism crookedness novelty, this time it’s Jimmy Swaggart THE KEYSTONERS [**REPRO** riff 202] T. V. gal/((sleep & dream)) m- 6 mentions lots of TV Westerns, 1960 era THE KIDS///ERNIE (JIM HENSON) columbia hall of fame 33204—Sesame Street///rubber duckie m- 4 LIONEL KILBERG shoostryng 105—Brother Lionel’s T. V. touch/discombobulated cat ((+2)) m-6 rip on evangelists/novelty; GUY-not cat “KILLED BY ABSURDITY” [WHITE WAX, failed pilot no #] “Vol. 1” 6 cuts, “Africa” acappella becomes John Cage’ish; LAST CUT IS NUTS! KIN polydor 15033 dj—King Herod’s song mono/stereo m- 6 rather goofy Christian novelty! BERNARD KING [AUSTRALIA astor 7290] ((instant coffee, instant tea))/don’t put your daughter on the stage Mrs. Worthington m- 8 FLIP great comic song, 1970s – ugly and untalented daughter CURLY KING pilot master 553 30—birthday suit/((my pride and joy)) m- 5 my honey “wears” a birthday suit (i. e. nudity) FREEMAN KING non-stop 654—((working for the women “I love”))/the poor man lives longer m- 7 ((midslow))/midtempo rich people live dangerous lives, poor people live easy lives (WTF?? lol) LARRY KING [AUSTRALIA festival 4278] stuck there/((peace of mind)) m- wol-a 6 clever air pollution protest song/ MEL KING with the JUBILAIRES m-k 740—may the bird of paradise fly up your nose/((cold cold heart)) m- (autographed-a) 6 THE KING BEES rca victor 47 8979—lost in the shuffle/hardly – part III m- 9 ((midslow 60s, light garage hint))/midt 60s novelty THE KING OF CAYENNE [CANADA cayenne 1878] (( love song for Julie))/the cayenne pepper cocktail song m-/PS vg+ wrinkled 5 KING PENGUIN with GARY BURBANK fraternity 3465—the National Enquirer/three piece suit m- with promo insert 5 THE KING’S JESTERS and… Sullivan 509—((oh! this love))/ain’t no use to count my chickens m- sol-a, b 5 flip old-time chicken nov. GEORGE KIRBY [EP dooto DTE 257] “NIGHT IN HOLLYWOOD” SEVEN comedy cuts m-/Cover m- 6 cameo 317 dj—(I want some) meat on my tomatoes/((no communication)) m- 6 about big-breasted women KIRK & BLAKE [picture label, label/# not shown] emphysema blues/((Panama hotel)) m- 6 midt. jazzy novelty/((slow jazz)) KLACKER-KING rotten rat 1004—hi kids (instructions for Klacker-King Toy)/doin’ my thing m- 6 novelties, spoken/midtempo song AGGIE KLEPACAKA musicale 1002—turkey/Bermuda shorts m- 6 stand-up comedian without audience, heavy accent 1005—Iggie and Ziggie/dwie kumoszki i mucha m- 4 comedies in Polish musicale 120—sack dress/tipsy aggie m- 7 rare comedies LABEL is from Toledo, Ohio BERNIE KNEE kimbo 209—chicken fat vocal/instr. m-/Cover m-, and instructions booklet 6 midt exercise song NOVELTY TED KNIGHT ranwood 1045 dj—the man who used to be/may the bird of paradise fly… m-/PS m- 7 slow talker/midt goofy redo song THE KNIGHT RIDERS nifty novelty 10005—tattooed lady/today I am a man vg+ 5 midt light novelties rare 1950s THE KNIGHTSMEN [BLUE WAX **REPRO** bocaldun 1006] ((darlin’ why))/pistol packin’ mama m- 5 ((slow doowop))/mf novelty r&r DORIS KNOLL knoll 5561—the new frontier/Ladies Day at the ball game m- 13 JFK/baseball, BOTH SIDES hilariously AWFUL DON KNOTTS warner bros. 5431 dj—I wish I were a fish/the Mr. Limpet march m- 8 THE KNUCKLEHEADS [CANADA attic 302] the Curly shuffle/((positive attitude)) m-/PS vg+ 8 FUN cover of Jump In the Saddle US hit JOHN KOHUT black kettle 001—coffee/((someone you know) m- 6 strange spoken restaurant story ALEXIS KORNER columbia 10166 dj—get off of my cloud mono/stereo m= 6 strange TALKING-with-music novelty redo Stones THE KORN KOBBLERS m-g-m 12764 dj—don’t shoot the bartender (he’s half shot now)/the light turned green vg 4 mf/midt. novelties KORN KOBBLERS beacon 45—when the snow begins to fall next summer, I’ll spring back to you/the “pick” song m-7 fast oldtime nov’s DICK KOSSINS ORCHESTRA bel-air 1313—jump off the bridge waltz/((Minnesota polka)) vg+ 5 you left me, so go and KILL yourself DAVID KOSSOFF [UK oriole 15497] when Father papered the parlour/I’m shy, Mary Ellen, I’m shy m- 8 redo GREAT 1910s nov./sl nov 1626—don’t have any more Mr. Moore/the golden wedding m- 5 midt novelty/slow topical song [UK pye 15385] Alf’s blues/please sell no more drink to my father m- 7 midt novelties, great & very British CHUCK KOSTER goose island 3389—((careless hands))/don’t bury me m- 7 when I die, cut me into pieces, Venus di Milo gets my arms PAUL KOSTY ping pong 1—Chinese ping pong dove/((calypso feet)) m- 8 novelty about BIRTH of diplomacy with China under Nixon DANNY KRALL [freehand no #] honky bumper stickers/((can’t stay away)) m-/PAPER BAG title sleeve vg+ 5 mf novelty/((fast)) FRANKIE KRAMER delta international 1001—jump off the bridge/((Kramer’s polka)) vg 4 you left me, so kill yourself!/((mf instru.)) KRAZY DAVE century VII 101—cootie on my bootie/cotton pickin fricken chicken m- 7 mf novelties: rock/country KROSS KOUNTRY country roads 7716—the colorful dog/((what’s in a name?)) m- xol-b 5 dog novelty/((… KRUPPELSCHLAG [RED WAX s.f.t.r.i. 95] paralyzed/monkey man/que sera m- 6 fast heavy grunge-punk novelty/mf punk/midt nov. KUUMBA///OLYMPIA BRASS BAND maison de soul 1028—I’m fat, that’s that!///my toot toot vg+ 5 zydeco novelties THE JIM KWESKIN JUG BAND reprise 0624 dj—Minglewood/the Sheik of Araby m- 7 STRANGE: midt/fast novelty redo LACEYBUTTONPOPPERS [UK emi 2213] Jungle Ted and the Laceybuttonpoppers/it’s possible with Bert the bear m- #ol-a 6 light nov LACH [crystal egg 6669] THE HILLARY CLINTON SONG/drinking beers with Mom/I love America (but she don’t love me) +1 m- 7 BIG DADDY LACKOWSKI sound records inc. 329—dance little bird/((clover by the water)) m- 4 ISLAND LADD [GUAM, island ladd 8202] the Guam bomb song/those lovely chamorritas vg+ 9 NOVELTY: jalopy/prostitutes GERARD D. LAFLAQUE [CANADA kebec disc 9197] ka flaqua danse musique/(2ieme partie) m-/PS vg+4 squeaky voices, chirps etc nov AL LA GUIRE with AL’S PALS peninsula 2—igor bivor – “comrade video”/Hon. number one sportscaster m- 7 fun “foreign” comedy 3—space girls/Sen. Thistlethorn [[vg+ xol-a 6]] [[m- 9]] fantasy story novelty/political comedy FREDDY LAKE raccoon 4257—mama’s on the warpath/((you left so many times)) m- 7 he’s “in the doghouse” – with flea-infested dog! LAMB CHOP & CHARLEY HORSE columbia 41813 dj—three little butterflies/our little song vg 4 LAMBERT, HENDRICKS & ROSS columbia 41588—gimme that wine/((centerpiece)) m- 5 jazz vocals, mf novelty/((midt. r&roll)) BILLY LANCASTER with DAVE MISHKIN [j. j. no #] free the duck/(backwards) m- 6 story-song novelty, “imprisoned” duck in Maine J. W. LANCE p&p 103—((gal of my dreams))/my C. B. friends m- 5 PRISON: he & former Cell Block friends released; they later meet up TOM LANE cabin trail 12863—little green lady stereo/stereo m- 4 ARTIST JOEL LANGRAN rori 714 dj—I really wanted to be a “Singar”/((young and foolish)) m- 8 JFK imitation novelty/((teener)) BILLY LARGE columbia 44002—a new street to walk on))/my $3.98 plastic mail order guitar m- 4 DENISE LaSALLE malaco 2148—((don’t cry no more))/Eee Tee m- 5 flip The Extraterrestrial soul novelty LAUGHING MATTERS funtone USA #PTL 23—tickets to heaven stereo/stereo m-/PS m- 7 the BEST of the TV evangelism spoofs?? LAUREL & HARDY SING mark 56 #303—the trail of the lonesome pine/Honolulu baby m- 6 ANNIE LAURIE dove 646—grandma’s mini-skirt/((Norma)) m- 6 rare mf country novelty/((midt)) LINDA LAURIE glory 290—ambrose (part five)/ooh! what a lover m- 5 piano-accompanied silly male-female talking in subway tunnel rust 5061 dj—Chicken Little/RETURN OF AMBROSE vg #ol-b 4 talker – re: nursery rhymes/ANSWER to “Ambrose (part five)” EDDIE LAWRENCE coral 61940 dj—the visitor/fix your watch m- 7 novelty speech/comedy-novelty sketch L. B. K. TRIO easter 3517—((less of me))/the little Ford m- 7 fun version of the lightly-titillating car song from the early 20th Century LEE LEDOUX capitol EP 32083—Sparky’s magic echo (1, 2) vg+/PS vg+ “Bozo Approved” 5 THE LEGACY mercury 73300 dj—they call me gun/the song is mightier than the gun m- 6 sung from gun’s point of view/protest song THE LEGENDARY LONNIE [UK nervous 002] constipation shake/devil’s guitar m- 7 both novelty, different vocal/instru. THE LEGENDARY STARDUST COWBOY mercury 72862—paralyzed/who’s knocking at my door m- coh 7 brutally intentional OUTSIDER spider 002—standing in a trashcan (thinking of you)/my underwear froze to the clothesline m-/PS m- 8 +Spider catalog Norton 006—relaxation/I ride a tractor m-/PS m- 7 LEON [PURPLE WAX, stargem 2408] that big pink truck stereo/stereo m- 6 TRUCKIN’ – not gay; he’s in HER pink 18-wheeler JACK E. LEONARD columbia 41239 dj—hey! mister barber/that’s the way…sing today m- 7 NOV: mf, Italian influence/midtempo THE LEONARD FAMILY pip 8929—once you understand/((it won’t happen again)) [[m- 5]] [[DJ m- 5]] a-side brutal anti-drug LESLIE [TEST PRESSING no specific label info/#] letter to Michael m- wol-a, b 5 yes, about Michael Jackson ROY LESLIE united states 1935—man in the iron mask/((that’s how you treat a cheater)) vg+ 5 he can’t scratch itches with mask on ROBIE LESTER cascade 5901 dj—the chimney sweep/the tree and the sea m- 5 stories HOWARD LETOVSKY questionable taste 0001—dead frogs/Jehovah Witness lady m-/PS m- 6 NOV’s, flip “chauvinistic, sexual…” DORSE LEWIS cozy 510—scared coal miner/big rock in the coal miner’s way m- sol-a 8 a-side great talking blues, W. Va. label JERRY LEWIS capitol F1385—the Navy gets the gravy but the Army gets the beans/pa-pa-pa-pa polka m- 7 rare, from 1951! THE SECRET: MONTY PYTHON stole the refrain from this song!! liberty 55633 dj—kids mono/mono m- 6 strange! & rare LOUISE LEWIS skyway 123—black and white doggie/((if it’s love)) vg+ 5 LIL WALLY jay jay 385—meow, meow, meow, meow/((Krakow polka)) m- 5 BARRY LIPTON imperial 5599—the old sow song/with her head tucked underneath her arm m- 11 GOOFY NOVELTIES midt/mf LITTLE JIMMY val-ue 101 **REPRO**--snorin’/((two hearts together)) m- 6 fast r&b group novelty/((crude slow doowop)) CARLTON LIVINGSTON [JAMAICA grade one no #] 100LB collie weed/100lb dub vg+ 5 POT reggae STANLEY LIVINGSTON marilyn 03—hairspray/pen pal m- 9 midt. r&roll teener novelties DR. LLELLWYN-STERLING montclaire 9171—the average giraffe/((Muldoon the Magnificent)) m- wol-a 10 GOOFY narration/((sl Inst.)) GEORGE LLOYD [rca victor 47 9121 dj] does your mother know/somebody had to put you down m- wol-a 7 NUTS!!! Record studio nov BILL LONG unique 332—relax, relax, relax/blow the whistle m- promo wol-b 7 novelties, flip train song with silly-fun sound effects LONZO AND OSCAR columbia 44400 dj—did you have to bring that up (while I was eating)/give me a king-sized cola… m- #ol-a, b 5 BOBBY LOONEY prien 1393/1394—last Valium in the bottle blues/((love’s just as strong)) m-/PS m- 5 LORD DIDD mr. peacock 108—Gunga Didn’t/Morse Code m- xol-a 6 somewhat “tame” version of LAST BLAST…BLASTED BUGLER LORD FLEA capitol F3659—the naughty little flea/((shake shake Sonora)) m- 5 calypso novelty 1950s LEON LOWES [AUSTRALIA selection 163—((fast women and slow horses))/Henry the heavyweight kangaroo m- 10 FLIP good novelty midt, HE WINS by biting the kangaroo’s penis! LARRY LUJACK curtom 1998—the ballad of the mad streaker/((music to streak by)) [[m- 8]] novelty narration story/((midt soulish Instr)) OR: DJ COPY the ballad of the mad streaker mono/stereo [[m- 3]] COMPACT DISC LUKESKI [Gnome Prod. no #] Psycho potpourri! – shadows of the bunghole STILL SEALED 6 Great Cornholio +19 CD [no #] Fanboys ‘n da Hood! STILL SEALED 6 insane and the brain, Y. O. D. A. (GREAT!), what’s up Spock, KFC bitch +16 THE LUNARTICS sunlight 6006 dj—mountains of the moon mono/stereo m- 7 midtempo GOOFY!-ODDBALL novelty ROBERT LUND a & b 54X46—talking blues/((memories can’t kiss me goodnight)) m- 5 novelty about how to get to heaven HEIKKI LUNTA Heikki 326—Heikki Lunta’s snow dance song/Heikki Lunta go away m- 5 Upper Peninsula MICH. novelty, Finn legend FRANK LUTHER decca 88040—Brumas/Pudgy the whistling piggy m- 5 DIANA LYNN [BLUE WAX Dionysus 74515—circle/pothead son m-/Foldover PS m- 5 POT JEREMY LYON heather 71855—what’s a banker gonna do with a combine mono/mono? m- 6 part of decades-long farm crisis RONNIE MACK lonesome town 112—I love Traci Lords/((it won’t take much)) m-/”cheesecake” PS m- 5 MacLEAN & MacLEAN [CANADA el Mocambo 505] Dolly Parton’s tits/diary of jealous boyfriend [[m- 6]] [[m-/PS m- 10]] 523—locked up for laughs/I married the wrong Di m- 5 goofy! JERRY MADISON and THE SPACE MEN tops 5307—Von Hutch the mad Martian pinstriper vocal/instr. vg- 5 Beatnik-type NOV/r&r inst. CLEDUS MAGGARD mercury 73823—Virgil and the $300 vacation/the Banana Bowl m- 5 good c&w novelties MALEPARTUS II [GERMANY Telefunken 55949] Lisbeth/Ich glaab’, die hole mich ab, ha-haaa! vg+/PS m-15 Napoleon XIV in GERMAN! “MALICE” [studio center FLEXI inside Gatefold PS-and-mailer vg+] (DEMO for radio station SPOOF of “Dallas” at popularity peak m- 5 MAMA’S HOME COOKIN’ sweet jane ltd. 2104—smokin’ my dope/blackbeard pie m- 6 POT SMOKING GEORGE R. MAREK [rca victor SRA-7-19] an extraordinary idea (Side 1, 2) m- 12 OH THIS IS SUCH A WONDERFUL IDEA – NOT! Why don’t you just THROW AWAY all those old 78s? They’re so inferior and tinny! YIKES… GUY MARKS abc 11055—loving you has made me bananas/((forgive me my love)) m- 5 novelty talker and song – great! STEVE MARTIN warner bros. 49122—cruel shoes/drop thumb medley m- 6 GREAT narrated novelty with banjo! JACKIE MASON warner bros. EP pro-S 2980—“KING OF DELI RAP” sampler with 11 cuts m-/PS m- 5 TOM MASON Mr. Music 31681—the great soybean raid of 1981--/my momma picks the hits m- 15 NUTS!!! half-talking-blues novelty THE MASTER SINGERS [CANADA capitol 72387] the highway code/the rumbletum song m- 5 great novelty, rules in Gregorian Chant!!! THE MAT MATHEWS QUAR.///JOHNNY APRIL &… malvern 2—((Mat’s bosa nova))/she had a Pekinese, a goldfish, and two white mice ((mf instru.))/slow light novelty m- sol-a, b xol-a 5 about eccentric woman HARVEY MATUSOW’s JEWS HARP BAND head 501 dj—war between fats and thins/((Afghan red)) m- wol-a, b 11 INSANE a-side! C. W. McCALL polydor 14365—‘round the world with the Rubber Duck/((night rider)) m- 5 answer “CONVOY” hilarious TRUCKIN’ JOHN McCLURE and LINDA BYERS Goldust 5069—radio/((Buster)) vg+ wol-a 4 a-side sort of about RADIO “DX’ing”! TROY McCOURT aubury 102—shade tree/lottery fever m-, biogr. and picture insert 6 SHADE TREE = POT McDONALDLAND HAPPY MEAL PUPPETS [McDonald’s 130802] do the hokey pokey/eensy weensy spider +1 m-/PS vg- 5 GEORGE McKELVEY american gramophone 5—my radiation baby/((hard times I’ve seen)) m-/PS POOR (partial) 31 amazing novelty about radiation mutant! novelty-voiced singer, and this hilarious slab even imports hints of DOOWOP McKOOL [#001] the owl and the pussycat/cabbages and kings m- 2 fast crude rock novelty/midt, 1985 MIGHTY SPARROW straker’s 73—((love one another))/the pump m- 8 ((midt calypso))/goofy comedy talker and singing MR. MILLER & THE BLUE NOTES [CANADA reo 8932] Mrs. Brown you’ve got a lovely daughter/I’m Henry VIII, I am n- 6 “horrid” singer REX MILLER norman 537—the Hammy Awards/the weather lady m- wol-a 11 fantasy Awards TV show, spoken intro, fanfare etc. MINI PEOPLE [chicago radio syndicate EP, m- Cover} SALES PRESENTATION for syndicated radio show m- 8 syndicated show of Kid’s vignettes and shorts, DICK ORKIN (of Chickenman and The Tooth Fairy)! very cool “cartoon” gatefold cover BILL MINKIN AS SENATOR BOBBY//THE BOBBY SOCKERS rca victor 47 9522—sock it to me, baby///sock it to me, Bobby m- 5 MISSISSIPPI DAN AND THER RUMBAR BAND gizmo 105—toke, toke, toke/justifiable homicide m- 7 POT, but not snoke smoke…parody THE MODERNAIRES united artists 422 dj—Bill Bailey/((Mr. Lucky)) m- 7 oddball impersonations, etc. novelty, fast GEORGE MORGAN columbia 41957—the little green men/((only one minute more)) m- 5 UFO novelty “MOXIE” ep [1042] ‘THE FUNNIEST…” has WINDS OF NOTRE DAME radiation baby (unreleased?)/MIKE EVANS gruesome +4 m=/PS m-6 MOE & JOE columbia 38 04477—where’s the dress/wildlife sanctuary m- 4 MONDA buddah 347—orvie and willy (don’t you wanna get off) mono/stereo m- 5 VAUGHN MONROE rca victor 6619—in the middle of the house/((rollin’ heart)) vg+ 4 railroad tracks go through his house LOU MONTE rca victor 7467—pizza boy, u.s.a./the Italian cowboy song vg+ 4 47 8754 dj—Paul Revere’s horse/((oh lonesome me)) m- 5 47 8716—mama get the hammer (there’s a fly on papa’s head)/six o’clock supper (boom! boom! boom!) m- 5 47 8831—makin’ whoopee (Italian style)//Cheech the cat m- 5 reprise 20146—Pepino’s friend Pasqual (the Italian pussy-cat)/I like you, you like me, eh paisan m-/PS vg soc-a 5 241—down little doggie/((la luna si vuole sposare)) [[m- 4]] [[DJ m- 4]] laurie 3652—crabs walk sideways/((Nicolena)) m- 5 PEANUT MONTGOMERY III saber 1021/1022—((I said I wouldn’t but I did))/six daze on the road m- 8 hilarious parody Dave Dudley “MOUSEKEDANCES” Disneyland 754—Mousekedance/pussy pat polka m-, record label promo insert 5 MR. X///JAH WOBBLE [UK wob 337] Battle of Britain///betrayal m- 9 midt nov talker, drums, planes, war sounds/((midt alt-new wav)) MUD, SWEAT & JEERS rca pb 14088 dj—every dawg has its day stereo/stereo m- 5 bizarre rap novelty “anti-rock and roll” THE MULBERRY FRUIT BAND buddah 1—yes, we have no bananas/the audition m- 10 mf redo 1930s novelty/rec. studio MADNESS! MARTIN MULL capricorn 0015 dj—ventriloquist love/livin’ above my station m- 5 elektra 46057 dj—Bernie don’t disco/bun and run (#1 and #3, TWO FAKE COMMERCIALS) m- wol-b 5 ARTHUR MULLARD [UK rca victor 2610] I only have eyes for you/one fing “n” anuvver m- 8 goofy midt version!/ms novelty, comedian EDDIE MURPHY columbia 18 03047—enough is enough/buckwheat – talking cars m-/PS m- 4 COMPACT DISC “NAPOLEON COMPLEX” [vampire no #] NAPOLEON XIV foreign language covers, answers, etc. WOW! SEALED 5 many of these songs aren’t “findable” elsewhere without effort NAPOLEON XIV eric 195—they’re coming to take…/photogenic, schizophrenic you m- 5 ONLY HERE is flip available on a single! warner bros. 7726 dj—they’re coming to take me away, ha-haa!/(BACKWARDS) m- 5 rarer on this 70s release! NAPOLEON PUPPY discos columbia 9971 dj—ellos me quieren llevar (they are coming to take me away)/((trisagion…)) m- 11 WAZMO NARIZ fiction 94—I hate my life/I just want to have sex +2 m-/soc-a PS m- 6 NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF PROFESSIONAL BUREAUCRATS [aavp 22507] bureaucrats soliloquy/let’s fingertap together m- 12 Shakespeare parody!/flip light novelty NATIONAL LAMPOON banana 218—Deteriorata stereo/stereo m- wol-a, b 4 great RIP on The Desiderata, narration [label 21 #202, m- Title Sleeve] what were you expecting – rock ‘n’ roll?/perrier junkie m- 2 great ALAN NELSON emir 9853—hard to keep a good burger down/come back, Ethyl m- 5 NERVOUS NORVUS dot 15500—the fang/the bullfrog hop m- sol-a, b RARE third release on Dot! insane novelty ALSO SEE: Jimmie Drake in NONCHART section JIM NESBITT rush 1746—husband-in-law/new frontier m- 7 hillbilly-novelty dialogue/solo talk-song protest chart [[1043]]—clean the slate in ‘68/the husband is the last one to know m- wol-a 5 a-side politics novelty [[or 1039 DJ m-]] STAN NEWKIRK moon 106—Peter baby sits Part I, II m- 11 PETER LORRE-voiced mf r&roll Instru. sax-drums JIMMY C. NEWMAN decca 31440 dj—bayou talk/((I may fall again)) m- wol-2 novelty c&w about Louisiana culture NEW RIDERS OF THE PURPLE SAGE columbia 45976 dj—Panama red mono (#ol)/stereo m- 5 POT midfast novelty THE NEW SOCIETY BAND [YELLOW WAX lemon 2001] strangers in the night/laughing lady m- 2 SPIKE JONES TYPE insanity! NICHOLS & MAY///BOB & RAY [rca/Campbell soup] “comedy skits” by both m- 7 NIKITA THE K//THE FRIENDS OF AL LABUNSKI warner bros. 7005—Go Go Radio Moscow///the spoiler m- 6 GREAT top 40 radio spoof KEN NORDINE dot 16000—I used to think my right hand was uglier than my left/my baby m-9 insane, absurd narrations Word Jazz guy REX NORTH king’s international 5018—oh please Mr. Big Foot (put me down)/Big Foot m-/PS vg+ 5 THE NOVAS mean mountain 1427—the crusher/take 7 m-/Foldover PS m- 7 rare with PS, reissue of insane 1965 garage/r&r Instr. OBOE savoy 1619—tradin’ stamps/mother-in-law trouble m- 7 O. B. McCLINTON alter-ego, R&B midt novelty talker +Instr/ms r&b nov TIM O’CONNOR [GREEN WAX, dead plant 13] dead plant in a Baggie/((frantic romantic)) m-/PS m-, and in Zip-loc bag m- 8 POT HY OCTAIN & THE PUMPS 62-KGW 5106—Alice’s truck stop/how much is that gas can in the window? m- 7 THE ODDBALLS columbia 43024 dj—Jesse James/((Suzy)) m- sol-b 8 mf r&roll novelty/((midt. teener)) NADINE OFFENHEIM [CANADA berandol 9057—I sprained my neck chewing licorice/((starship)) m- 5 OMO THE LOBO/OMO THE HOBO: Not sure where these are yet [MACOMB?], but I have probably 70 to 90 singles by him. Homespun and “folksy” novelties by this insane troubadour! Titles like “I Squeezed her so hard, I felt her crack” – might sell in ONE LOT if I manage to find these. All of these had “zero” distribution. Let me know if interested. 101 STRINGS ORCHESTRA a/s 4508—-love at first sight/Nancy’s song m- 2 A-side slow Instr. with RISQUÉ voicing! “ORPHIC EGG” [69] “Crack it.” m- 5 very strange classical music promo, Side 1 and 2, with funny comments, etc. m- 5 PAUL ORTA [peewee no #] calling all ducks/((jump the boogie)) m-/Foldover PS 6 midt harmonica, etc. light NOV/((midt boogie rok)) SHAD O’SHEA private stock 45,071—Colorado call/bub-bub-bub-boo m- 6 mf novelties, TRUCKIN’/very goofy almost a Spike Jones plantation 210—McLove story 2:58/4:03 versions m- 5 great McDonald’s novelty OVERTIME PRODUCTIONS [no #] high tech redneck/headin’ for a takedown m-/PS m- 4 Florida novelties 1985 GARY OWENS warner bros. 5189 dj—what is a freem?/yes, that is so true vg+ 5 rare, well before Laugh-In, narration novelties lion 107—the presidents/Foonman Airlines m- 6 hilarious narrations!! HARRY OWENS…HAWAIIANS capitol 34 654—the laughing song/((my tane)) m- sol-b 6 1949-50 era novelty RAY PARKER rush street 1000—I’m changing lanes/truck drivers don’t eat duck m-, title stickers 5 TRUCKIN’ novelties JOHN PATE & DICK HARDWICK [patwick no #] One day when you swing that skillet, my face ain’t gonna be there/Indiana… m- 2 WES PAUL ventura 101—keep those cards and letters pouring in/((Sue’s Teddy bear)) m- 5 TV evangelism spoof TOM PAXTON vanguard 35206 dj—the death of Stephen Biko/Anita O. J. m- 6 DEAD-SERIOUS about apartheid/70s anti-gay crusade JOHNNY PAYCHECK little darlin’ 0035—don’t monkey with another monkey’s monkey/((you’ll recover in time)) m- 4 HAROLD PEARY capitol F30107—Rumpelstiltskin Part I, II m-/Cover m- m- 5 GAYLA PEEVEY columbia 40264—a dog named Joe/upsy down town m- 4 40425 dj—Daddy’s report card/the night I ran away m- #ol-a wol-b 5 KEN PENLAND badger 2004—smoking song stereo/stereo m- 4 you shouldn’t smoke cigarettes JERRY PERCIO & SPARE PARTS mercio 706801—wild thing/hip to be major nov redo/Clint Eastwood nov m-/autogr. white sleeve 6 JOE PERKINS sound 7 stage 2511—little eeefin annie/uncle eeef m- 4 fast novelty PERTER PAN & WENDY epic 10433 dj—we all love Tiny Tim/((march of the pirates)) m- 5 THE PHEROMONES ec 4520—feminine deodorant spray makes me sneeze/the big sneeze (external chemical messages m-/TS m- 6 4530—yuppie drone/((living in exile)) m- 4 4540—closet skeleton/come and untie me tonight m-/Title Sleeve m- 5 LARRY LEE PHILLIPSON Phillipson 2002—the interstate is coming through my outhouse/((the prisoner’s song)) m- 5 PHRANC [RED WAX phranc/kill rock stars no #] bulldagger swagger/Hillary’s eyebrows m-/Foldover PS m- 5 GEORGE PICKARD wingate 81085—today I sold my Japanese car stereo/stereo m-/PS m- 5 BOBBY “BORIS” PICKETT rca victor 47 8312—smoke! smoke! smoke! (that cigarette)/gotta leave this town m- 5 BOBBY (BORIS) PICKETT metromedia 0089—me and my mummy/it’s not the same without you m- xol-a 6 BOBBY PICKETT AND PETER FERRARA polydor 14361—King Kong (your song)/disco Kong m- 5 PIERRE & THE… kajun 1043—pierre et les canailles ecureils en concert with Camey/pierre & the squirrely squirrels in concert… m- 5 PIERYMPLEZAK gnp crescendo 458 dj—the gooey duck song stereo/stereo m- 6 PINKARD & BOWDEN warner bros. 29370—Three Mile Island/blue hairs driving in my lane +4 m- 4 29268—I lobster but never flounder/mail order dog m- 4 27909—Arab, Alabama/satellite dish m- 4 22987-Libyan on a jet plane/don’t pet the dog m- 5 THE PIPKINS capitol 2874 dj—yakety yak/are you cookin’, goose? m- 5 NESTOR PISTOR [CANADA sunshine 131—beer commercials make me sick/((say you’ll stay until tomorrow)) m- 5 Canadian brands PLEASURE GROUND [foreign? crepustule 320] ((life of jade))/insane m-/PS m- 5 novelty flip, midt light rock THE POINT BAND point 0001-—New Orleans’ AIRLINE HIGHWAY where Jimmys become Johns stereo/stereo m- 2 prostitution row KENNY PRICE rca 47 9869 dj—the shortest song in the world/((Biloxi)) m- date wol-a, b 4 LOUIS PRIMA kama sutra 213—((jug band music))/bald headed Lena m- coh 5 flip mf light novelty FRANK PROCTOR [CANADA ambassador 373] close encounters of the CLONE kind/Kansas City star m- 6 mf novelties THE PSEUDONYMPHS [PINK WAX pigseye 101—I punched a cop/premature ejaculation/Ronald Reagan’s penis m-/PS m- 6 LEROY PULLINS kapp 889—the interstate is coming through my outhouse/swimming at the bottom of the pool m- 5 THE PUNSTERS rosebud 003—Steven Spielberg, give me some of you money/National Punster Radio m-/PS m-, press kit 8 004—the do-it-yourself big hit record/jive in Jersey m- 7 midtempo novelty rock JIM QUINN & ROUGH RIDERS 13Q 293—undercover pothole mono/mono m- 5 “Undercover Angel” Pittsburgh parody LARRY RAND fiction 95—dust up his nose/Skokie blues m-/PS m- 6 Dust In the Wind parody/tongue-in-cheep rip on Skokie IL TODD RANDALL glory 298 dj—monkey chambo/((twenty-five feet)) m- 6 midt cha-lypso/((fast r&roll)) TONY RANDALL & JACK KLUGMAN phase 4 90016 when banana skins are falling (I’ll come sliding back to you)/you’re so vain m- xol 6 THE RA-NELLS///RAL PHENO with THE CHRISTIAN CADILLAC congressional 1040—just a piece of plastic in some department store///kiss up (Pt. 1 & 2) goofy record store novelty///midt. tock 70s novelty m- 11 BARBARA RANEY shine 9703—(soon as I lose) 10 LBS./barfly’s lament (forever & ever) m-/PS m- 6 THE REBELS meadowland 13—I hate thie place that I’m working at but…I need the pay/((just to be with you)) m- with promo insert 5 RED DOG red dog 1001—(well it looks like I’m) shitfaced again/((the bottle’s got the best of me)) m-/PS m- 5 GARY REVEL rebel 213—little did we know/((take my hand Precious Lord)) m- 4 STRINGBEAN Opry tribute THE RHYTHM BUTCHERS [rhino 100, hard cover M-, autographed on flip] but Butchers are back/running scared +6 m-/Cover m- 7 102—dark moon/pickle +4 m-/Cover m- (4-cm seam rip) 5 Jim Pons autograph on back (Mark Volman on back of 100) FRANKIE RICE oak 6933—Dr. Nack’s tom cat/my honey & my Honda m- 7 NOV: goofy, human meows, etc./”May-December” dating RICHARD THE COOKIE-HEARTED mem 100—I want a cookie/the bird who whistled backwards m- 5 RICHFIELD capitol 4810 dj—disco sucks mono/stereo m- 5 DON RICKLES warner-7 PRO 288 dj—“Hello Dummy” eight cuts from LP m- 5 BOBBY ROBERTS TRIO fable 666—Russian Bandstand/Mister Grilione vg+ 8 RARE comedy sketches LENNIE ROBERTS deck 926—open the door Richard/((Genevieve)) vg+ sol-b 7 celebrity impressions LYNN ROBERTS kimbo 179—squeaky, the mouse vocal/((instru.)) vg+ xol-b 5 ms novelty 209—chicken fat (the youth fitness song) vocal/((instru.)) m- 6 mf light novelty FLOYD ROBINSON groove 58 0040 dj—my little Martian/((suppose)) m- 8 great midt. r&roll novelty ROCKO [eight one nine no #] ((too hot in the house))/fat chicks that smoke m- 5 novelty flip THE RODEO St. Peter 101—Millie the pro/Felicia-Jo m- wol-a 53 fast/midt, oddball modified voice novelties (mostly due to voice) ROLLO AND BOLLIVER m-g-m 12684—Mildred, out choir director/the hoobaschnob machine m- 6 top “droll” British humour/fast NOV THE ROLY-POLYS [UK crash 508] lumpy lump lump/the plump song m-/PS m- (lyrics on back) 5 ROMPER ROOM, INC. [METAL ACETATE] the Romper Room posture backet song/Romper Room opening theme vg+ 7 unreleased RON AND THE D. C. CREW profile 5130—Ronnies rapp vocal/instru. m- 5 Reagan novelty we start bombing in five minutes MICKEY ROONEY & THE TALENT TOWNERS mmg 3—grandparents (ev’ry baby’s best friend)/companionship m- 6 novelty songs JACK ROSS dot 16333-Cinderella/((margarita)) m- 5 narration, humorous fairy tale WITH SPOONERISMS (jumbled syllables) ROWAN And MARTIN decca 30723 dj—once upon a horse/((ba-room)) m- #ol-a, b 4 midtempo, novelty/((pop)) epic 10354 dj—hang on the bell, Nellie/birds do it m- 5 SOUPY SALES [motown 1141] Muck-Arty Park/green grow the lilacs m- coh 5 RARE on Stock JUNIOR SAMPLES chart 1460—the world’s biggest whopper/((it happened to Junior)) m- 4 SAMPLING FOR TWO [NETHERLANDS Topkapi 871 410] shao-rut/put the level on the max m-/TS m- 5 dancebeat, some talk semi-nov SAM THE SHAM fretone 048—the wookie Part 1, II m- 6 midt soul-boogie novelty JERRY SAMUELS j.e.p. 1175—I owe a lot to Iowa pot/who are you to tell me not to smoke marijuana m- 10 CHRIS SANDFORD fontana 1534—I wish they wouldn’t always say I sound like the gui from the U.S.A. blues/((little…) m- 5 folk novelty THE SATIRES satire 0001—the pick up Part One, Two m- 8 Detroit novelty sketch, 1960 era RARE ED “MOOSE” SAVAGE AND… Rangoon 001—divebombing pigeons/chicken pox/gut/just a nickel m- 7 some INSANE OVER THE TOP FRED SAVAGE///MARY LOUISE wordan 80183—I want you to love me (two versions) m- wol-a 7 great midt novelty! odd sound effects THE SCAFFOLD [UK parlophone 5643] thank U very much/Ide B the first m- 5 novelties, flip insane and incomprehensible [UK warner bros. 16521] ((leaving of Liverpool))/pack of cards m- 5 great novelty “deck of cards” redo KERMIT SCHAEFER (PROD.) [2 RECORDS jubilee EP 5043] “The best of Allen Funt’s CANDID MIKE” m-/gatefold Cover vg+ 8 SCHOLASTIC RECORDS [1607] Clifford the big red dog/the witch’s Christmas m-/Title Sleeve vg+ 5 1624—I know an old lady Side 1, 2 m- 5 THE JIM SCHWALL BAND dynamic voice 71169—don’t drive when you’ve been drinking/Mr. monster m-5 flip: kid avoided due to looks TERRY SCOGGINS fox 62706—the ballad of Jed Clampett/hot rod Lincoln m- 4 KEN SCOTT h.c.a. 101—the ballad of Hub Cap Annie/((take me back to Dixie)) m- 4 RAY SCOTT checker 1234—the prayer/lily white mama, jet black dad m- 5 racial novelty, a-side absurd scenarios befall Gov. Wallace JIM SEAGRAVE AND FRIEND seagrave 3—the gossipin’ monkey Pt. 1, 2 m- 7 great midt. novelty TALKER, San Francisco PETER SELLERS presents… [UK parlophone 4337—boiled bananas and carrots/any old iron vg+ 7 very goofy, both: calypso/talk-song PETER SELLERS capitol 5580—a hard day’s night/help! m- 8 great recitation versions THE SENIORS e s v 1016—((ah sweet mystery of life))/rock and rolly m- 7 flip air flight novelty THE SERENDIPITY SINGERS philips 40331—plastic/when peaches grow on lilac trees m- 5 great mf novelty about…plastics (even 45s) SERINO pioneer 71838 dj—((blanket on the beach))/Rita’s a riot m- 6 novelty dieting flip HAPPY SHAHAN london 110 dj—Poocho, the bow-wow-less Fido/secret lovin’ undercover man m- 6 midt light novelties WEE WILLIE SHANTZ mark twain 1001—the chicken thief/coo coo bird m- 10 absurd, INEPT OUTSIDER, hilarious SHARP COUNTY BAND gator 109/110—who stole my underwear/((next train to Dallas)) m- sol-a 4 JOAN SHAWLEE marsh 205 dj—Martha Washington/Frederic Chopin m- 7 historical comedienne 7 THE SHENANDOAH THREE goal 501—the ballad of Marilyn Monroe/((sundown)) m- 5 ALLAN SHERMAN warner bros. 5435—(heart) SKIN/the drop-outs march m- 5 5672—the drinking man’s diet/the large dark aardvark song m- 5 later and somewhat uncommon BROTHER SAMMY SHORE liberty 56128 dj—cigaret smoking/men’s fashions m- 5 stand-up comedian THE SICKNICKS amy 824—the presidential press conference Part 1, 2 [[m- 4]] [[m-/Cover vg+ but damage at oversized top 6]] SILLY maypole 501—Suzie/M-I-N-E m- 8 midt r&r novelties both with Chipmunks, etc. RARE LONG JOHN SILVER and the Silver Elves star brite 101—Harvey the Hippo/((snow mist)) m- 6 rare (late 50s?) kid-song novelty/((Inst.)) THE SIDNEY SIMM FUNNY ORCHESTRA [AUSTRALIA festival 5438] William Tell rides again/Zoopops theme m- 7 Spike Jones type I. THE SIMPSONS geffen 19007—deep, deep trouble/sibling rivalry m- 3 fun modern novelty! SLIGO STUDIO BAND g-b-s 708—she offered her honor and he honored her offer, then all through the night it was honor and offer/ ((you’re the reason)) m- 6 one of the best song titles ever! c&w novelty KENT SMITH/BRENDA CLARK /// KENT SMITH fountain 103—I wonder what it takes to make a record good!/((Wednesday’s…)) m- 3 SNUFFY SMITH &… HOOTEN HOLLER TWISTERS tempwood 1035—the Snuffy twister/Buffalo twister m-/PS vg+ BID//MIN:15 early 60s rocker-r&roll, PS IS GREAT cartoon drawing from Snuffy Smith comic SMOKEY cameo 254 dj—there’s a hole in my cigarette Part 1, 2 m- 5 novelty 1962 MIKE SNIDER soundwaves 4774—satellite “T. V.” blues/((song for Susan)) m- 5 great mf novelty about backyard satellite dishes SNOWBUD [GREEN WAX sub pop 219] killer bud/((third shelf)) m-/PS m-, and two-sided short POT comic cartoon 6 FRANK SODA AND THE IMPS [CANADA quality 2374] oversexed and underfed/((crazy girls)) m- 6 PG-rated rock 70s about sex BABY WALTER SOL AND… conn 887—it’s gotta get better (it can’t get worse)/(Number 2) (instr.) m- 8 midt novelty 60s inflation etc. MAL SONDOCK [GERMANY 52 685] Juanita banana/ich seh’… vg/PS m- 4 novelty redo in German! 60s SON OF PETE beserkley 5739—mankind/Ms. Nell tied to the railroad tracks and saved [[m-/PS m- 6]] mf “chipmunks” vocal & twisted Instru./very cool instrumental “soundtrack” to a theoretical cartoon with this plot OR: [[UK beserkley 9 m-/PS m- 6]] SOUR TONES terri-ann 100 dj—sour Georgia Brown/completely out of tune (desafinado) m- 6 GREAT FUN instr’s hitting bad notes JERRY SPIER “w” 102—Benny White/((richest man in town)) m- 5 midslow rather-unlikely prison reform song (but I like it) c&w/ CYNTHIA SPINSTER antiques 147—I want that man on 602/((Henry’s flying overseas again)) m- 5 Seare catalog stealth penis picture BRUCE SPRINGSTONE cold cuts 902—bedrock rap – meet The Flintstones/((take me out to the ball game)) m—PS 5 JONATHAN SPROUT sprout 033—the shower song/((tonight!)) m- 4 1980-era novelty JOHNNY STANDLEY capitol F3544 dj—get out and vote! Part 1, 2 m- wol-a, b 6 1956 election novelty [EP capitol Album 697] it’s in the book/proud new father/clap your hands m-/woc-a Cover m- 7 GREAT comedian! TOM “T-BONE” STANKUS ransom 197—existential blues/Betty’s home cooking +1 m-/PS m- 10 wonderful Wizard of Oz spoken com. instant 7002—existential blues Pt. Too?/K-Mart blues m- 5 STANKY AND…POLKA BAND///WALT GROELLER &… stella 500—((apples, peaches, pumpkin pie))///shut up and drink your beer vg+ 4 THE STAR DRIVE PLAYERS rag baby 101—-voyage of the good ship undersized (Part I, II) m- 4 comedy sketch great Star Trek parody LUCKY STARR [AUSTRALIA festival 10,485] I’ve been everywhere (Great Britain)/(U.S.A.)/(New Zealand)/(Australia) m-/Cover m- 14 THE REAL DON STEELE patches 102—Cecil, the unwanted French fry vocal/instru. m- 6 ms novelty talker STEVE STEPHENS united southern artists 103—pizza Pete/((how it used to be)) m- 7 1960-era novelty RAY STEVENS [mercury EP-85 dj, no Cover] Saturday night at the movies/Julius played the trumpet/Olive Oil/ further more m- 4 Barnaby 2024—Bridget the midget (the queen of the blues)/night people m-/PS m- 4 rca pb 13207—where the sun don’t shine/why don’t we go somewhere and love m- 4 mca 52492—Mississippi squirrel revival/Ned Nostril (and his south seas paradise) m- 4 43101—would Jesus wear a Rolex/cool down Willard m- 4 his rip on TV evangelists STEW AND THE COUNTRY CREW [CANADA coral discs 8502] rolled ‘er up and smoked ‘er Side 1, 2 m- 4 POT NOVELTY CHARLIE STEWART nabor 126—haunted house No. 2/Santa Claus won’t come this year m- 5 Indianapolis 1960s novelty fiddle & bow 1993—dirty underwear/Jimmy O’Sex m- #ol-a 6 two novelties xol-a KIRBY STONE & THE ETHNIC FAMILY gm 133—God Bless Archie Bunker/((Grady’s beat)) m- 7 ST. RAPHAEL’S CHURCH [no number[ A TITHING LESSON FROM DESERT PETE/thoughts on Desert Pete flip is SERMON m- 8 I had this filed as an ANSWER to Kingston Trip – but NO??? Desert Pete seems to be pastor from Naperville IL! JOHN STUCKEY & THE MAGIC COWBOY BAND good ole uncle bob 2020—seeds & stems/((scares the hell out of me)) m- 5 POT 1970s THE STUDS [UK gm 9047] ((funky feet))/disco death m- 6 anti-disco flip STUFF & CO. Kirkwood 8001—ode to Mt St. Helens/guess who’s comin’ to town m- 6 sung “to” Harry Truman/midt. nov. talksong STUMPY JOE’s ART HEADS [PopLLama no #] I want some bud/love plumbin’ m- sol-b/TWO Foldover PS m- (soc-a on one) 9 POT THE SURFTONES///THE EARTHMEN tropical 159—I’m one of the bad guys ((+1))///((happiness))/you’ve got to be kidding vg+ 11 GUYS: psychotic and homicidal KIDDING: protest song, of some kind MITCHEL TALENTO [ARGENTINA polydor 25157] y asiento que vienen por mi (NAPOLEON XIV in Spanish!)/backwards version m- 15 DAVE TALLEY antique 500—every time I see a pig I think of you (same both sides) m- 5 CHARLIE TAYLOR leprechaun 407—seven old ladies/((chandler shop)) m- 5 novelty – ladies locked in the lavatory TEE SET colossus 139 dj—she likes weeds mono/stereo m- 5 POT NORMAN TEMPLE wreckerd 1316—I hate bugs m- 7 INTENTIONALLY AWFUL, HORRIBLE SINGER 1318—Norman Temple gives Mother Goose/on S-e-x and M-o-t-h-e-r m- 10 1319—don’t get married 2:45, 2:47 m- 6 1320—who will wash my long underwear? m- 9 TEMPLE CITY KAZOO ORCHESTRA rhino 016—kazooed on klassics/in the mood m- 6 kazoos are ALWAYS “funny” THE THORNDIKE PICKLEDISH CHOIR mta 126 dj—lonely bull(frog)/what now my love m- 7 VERY WARPED REDO’s of Herb Alpert [8-INCH METAL ACETATE Annex Studios no #, one-sided] flower people m- 25 walrus m- 25 THE THREE STOOGES PS = “cartoon” half-PS Cover = yellow Title Cover NONE = NO PS OR COVER “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” 45s: (generic) m-/PS m- 9 Bea m-/Cover m- 12 Betsy m-/PS m- 9 Carl m-/PS m- 9 Charles m-/Cover vg+ 12 Clair SEALED, Cover 14 Claire SEALED, Cover 14 Delores SEALED, Cover 14 Dorothy SEALED, Cover 14 Frank m-/Cover vg 7 Gail SEALED, Cover 14 Gale SEALED, Cover 14 Gloria SEALED, Cover 14 Herbert SEALED, Cover 14 Irene vg+/NONE 5 June SEALED, Cover 14 NOTE: I may consider a BULK OFFER on all above – try me. Some may have prior full-price sales; will pro-rate remains if so. MEL TILLIS columbia 41632 dj—loco weed/((it’s so easy)) m- wol-a, b 5 about POT, I think TINY TIM reprise back to back hits 0740—tip-toe thru’ the tulips with me/((great balls of fire)) m- 4 flip fast “solid” rock & roll 0760—bring back those rockabye baby days/this is all I ask m- 5 0769 dj—hello, hello/the other side m- 6 0837—on the Good Ship Lollipop/America I love you m- 5 0855 dj—Mickey the monkey/neighborhood children m- 4 08657 dj—I’m a lonesome little teardrop/what the world needs now is love m- sol-a 8 0985 […& MISS VICKI] why/the spaceship song m- 6 [UK reprise 23258] tip-toe thru’…/I got you baby m- wol-a 5 [UK reprise 20855] Mickey the monkey/neighborhood children m- 5 broken 001—Mr. Ed/memory m-/PS m- 15 RARE true 109 dj—I’m gonna be a country queen/I ain’t no cowboy (I just found this hat) m- 5 clouds 17—-tip toe to the gas pumps/the hicky (on your neck) m- 2 copies of this are just…disappeared… nlt 1993—leave me satisfied/I wanna’ get crazy with you m- 5 20th century 01—I saw Mr. Presley tiptoeing thru the tulips stereo/stereo m- 5 TOMPALL mgm 14800—put another log on the fire/((Mendocino)) m- 5 novelty (chauvinism; his wife does all the work at home) TONY & BO [hummingbird no #] Hey Ronnie, where’s the beef?/((good times gotta come)) another Wendy’s spoof, meets Reaganomics THE TOPPERS decca 30297 dj—it was twice as big as I thought it was/((pots and pans)) m- wol-a, b 6 novelty – mysterious item windy-city 552—((here, on life/s lonely road))/the tiger king fickle hop m- 6 ((mf instr.))/ms vocal SONG POEM TYPE PETER TOSH columbia AE7 1109 dj—LEGALIZE IT/((why must I cry))/((till your well runs dry)) m- wol-a/PS m- 8 about POT TRADEWINDS [CANADA penny 533—civilization/((no way)) vg+ 5 reggae-calypso: ARE we civilized? Monkey thinks otherwise… BOB TREBUS with THE FENDER BENDERS soma 1450—Sadie/((out of sight out of mind)) m- 11 WILD, FAST laughing record with song DAVID TROUT turtleheads 1001—the fast food song/((pieces of life)) m- 5 song, great use of fast food as puns 1003—the television evangelism song/dirty songs in bars m- 4 GREGG TURKINGTON stomach ache 16—I got shot/SF Hot line +5; FLIP “CALLS featuring…comedian Neil Hamburger m-/Foldover m-5 THE TWO DOLLAR QUESTION intrepid 75001—Aunt Matilda’s double yummy blow your mind out brownies/Cincinnati…m- coh 7 POT TVT/TeeVee Toons [5055] the Jetsons main title/Jane, get me off this crazy thing! m- 5 THE UNCHARTABLES [dilletante 4501, with vg+ PS and PRESS KIT] yuppie love/the lumber inn [[m- 11]] flip GRT. fake ad! [[m- 5 no PS]] UNCLE VIC prelude 8015—space invaders/ode to slim m- 5 the best of all arcade-game novelties? avion 101—E. T. phone home/it won’t beat me m- 5 BROTHER GEORGE UNDERBRUSH lode 2002—green garden hose Part #1, #2 m- 8 utterly absurd narration about its origins, etc. [UNKNOWN ARTIST] [Hasbro, no #, one-sided] UN-NARRATED, 3 minutes from bell to bell, sounds of boxing ONLY vg+ 4 [UK METAL ACETATE, ONE-SIDED, title labeling only] HAPPINESS IS…Kent commercial m- 11 SPIKE JONES type Instru. THE UTENSILS beat bros. 1001—bop/Willie and the hand jive m-/Cover m- 7 NOV, incomprehensible oddness/mf redo 50s hit DAVID VAL big tuna 4640—three little fishies/do’in the fishy thang m- RAP version of novelty standard/(dub version) m- 6 LARRY VERNE era 3034—Mister Livingston/roller coaster vg+ 5 novelties; flip is first-person point of view about ride (novelty) ERSTE ALLGEMEINE VERUNSICHERUNG [GERMANY emi 1333107] Alpenrap/I hab… m- 5 novelty with chicken sounds, etc. THE VIDIOTS slice-o-melon 001—it’s your birthday so be happy!/es tu cumpleanos m- 6 fast new wave girls novelty, Engl./Spanish THE VILLA SINGERS era 1037 dj—Tony at the carnival/((la bella carosella)) m- 6 Instru. with novelty talking, 1950s PAUL VINCENT [CANADA duck 11701—disco duck vocal/instru. m- 6 in French! PAUL “TI POLO” VINCENT///THE TRASHMEN [CANADA apex 98011] surfin’ bird m- 6 later cover version///ORIGINAL version VIRONS [6257] levitation walk/imitation dog doo souvenir m- 8 novelties, fast/mf BILLY VITS [RED WAX pandemic 17547] pop up (street mix/club mix) m-/Title Sleeve vg m- 6 mf rock-reggae novelty VLASTA AND HER ALTAR BOYS chicago polka 506—where’s the beef polka/((happy peppy polka)) vg+ sol-a 4 MIA VLINDERS [NETHERLANDS cnr 144.663] als ik je foto zie/de slanke lijn m-/PS m- 5 midt (nov’s?) – by “the world’s ugliest woman” THE VOICES OF WALTER SCHUMANN rca victor 47 6758—the ballad of Roger Boom/((when you’re away)) m- 5 death of mad scientist THE VOLUNTEERS sun 1185—throw the bums out/when Ross Perot is president m- 4 COUNT VON BLITZSTEIN dot 15789 dj--…practices the piano/Perfidia m- 5 novelty instru’s JIM VOYTEK dominion 7551—the ballad of thirteen wives/((where did all the loneliness come from)) m- 9 sick NOV, 12 wives died… SKIP WAGNER///P. F. C. SKIP WAGNER page 2908—Rindercella///too much salt peter m-/PS m-, both autographed 8 spoonerisms/// CHUCK WAGON & the WHEELS disco sucks (Part 1, 2) m- 5 BOOTS WALKER rust 5115—they’re here/((a bum can’t cry)) m- 5 midt spacy talk-song novelty about UFOs 5117 dj—white collar worker/((magic carpet)) m- 6 strange novelty about working/((midslow)) laurie 3696—they’re here (space video games)/((magic carpet)) m- 5 JOE WALKER secton 209—homemade cigarettes/((the past is coming back to me)) m- 6 c&w novelty – moonshine, tobacco JOHNNY WALKER new detroit 111—for the sensuous only/live vibrator m- 7 risque talker/mid Psychish Instr. synth-piano-drum TROY WALKER emi golden wing 4625937—((it’s not the end of my world))/marijuana munchies m- 7 +fan club order blank POT WAYNE WALKER coral 62328 dj—battle of the bulge/((reaching for the impossible)) m- sol-a 5 1960 era c&w about dieting WALK GRF [CANADA, #4501] Does it end? two versions 3:16/4:35 m-/Title Sleeve – lyrics m- 6 self-referential dance rap novelty BILL WALLACE [gulfstream no #] San dog/big old black dog vg+ 11 midfast x2, “Hot Rod Race” and “All American Boy” flavor! IAN WALLACE [UK parlophone 8581] the hippopotamus song/the rhinoceros song +2 m-/Cover m- 7 HARRY WALLER roach-hound 8101—I hate cats/the airport rag m- 7 with “crudest” COMPANY SLEEVE possible ROBBIE WALSH sheep dip 00001—the relevance rag/((we build ourselves boxes)) m-7 Christian folk nov Thomas Jefferson Airplane etc CHARLIE WALTERS trans radio 957—tantie tillie/chi-hua-hua m- autograph-b 8 HORRID x2!! what’s named first, the dog of the city? CURT WALKERS [CANADA severn 102] bang bang lulu (Part one, two) m- 5 mf dance-beat novelty semi-risque THE WANDERERS THREE corvair 901—((the river of no return))/Clyde m- 7 ((slow))/novelty midtempo, folk THE WANNA BLUES BAND wanna 45809 01—test tube baby blues/boob tube m- soc-a 12 lyric-pic insert great novelties! M. A. WARD and…///(UNCREDITED) singing duck 1979—gas hog’s lament///Happy Kirschner’s Happy Face Motors m- 10 novelty song, energy crisis///”WRESTLER TYPE” spoof vocal of hardsell dealer ads WARNER BROS. [PRO 428 dj] Warner Bros. FM RADIO SPOTS Looney Tunes Series m-/TS m- 11 goofy ads by Fleetwood Mac etc. OSCAR RAY WARREN pro sound 7203—the Burton Ridge Rock Festival/Dear Mr. President m- 8 hillbilly stories: rock throwing!/Nixon ROBERT WARREN Rodney 101—hail, all hail the U.S. mail!/(we’ve for those) back-to-the-drawing-board blues m- wol-a, b 6 THE WASHBOARD KING [UK rayrik 1001] five feet two/if you knew Susie m- wol-a 7 novelty similar to Tiny-Tim-voiced etc. THE WASHINGTON HILLBILLIES casablanca 883 dj—four comedy cuts/((Washington peachtree reel)) m-/PS m- 5 CRESA WATSON charay 91—dead/((Alpine winter)) m- 6 ms weird-voiced novelty (guy dumps him, she wants to be dead?)/((Inst.)) TONNETTA WATSON vokes 120—ole hound dog/I love you wherever you are m- autographed-a 5 midtempos, SONG POEMS type REGGIE WATTS [SEALED, label/# info hidden] pot cookies/lumberjack trousers 6 “500 copies” POT ROGER WAYNE musicor 1014 dj—yes, we have no bananas/((one, two, three, waltz)) vg+ wol-a, b 5 nov. vocal with “laughing” horn THE WEATHER BOYS [CANADA 11/CHCH-TV 9337] the weather shuffle/(dance mix) m- 6 midt novelty rap, Hamilton, Ont. DENNIE WEAVER eva 103—the chicken mash/the apes [[vg 6]] [[m- 17]] good mf r&roll novelties, 60s! THE WEAVERS decca 27726—the frozen logger/((darling Corey)) m- wol, sol-b 5 JIM “SPIDER” WEBB select-o-hits 100—biggest coward of the west/when you snooze you lose m-/PS vg+ 6 slow/midt. c&w nov’s, 60s THE WEBS lite 9004 – lost (cricket in my ear)/((blue skies)) vg+ 6 midf r&r Instr. with NOVELTY dialogue – Bobby Goldsboro DEBUT! WEEZER [UK, LIME WAX, label/# unreadable – terrible contrast!] hash pipe/((teenage victory song)) m-/Cover m-, bent corner 5 WEIRD WILBUR and ZOOT JR. antique 71—Spudz McKinsie for president/everybody talks like this in Texas m- 5 WINKY WEISS jolly 101—cockeyed waiter/harem dancer, oy! oy! oy! vg+ 5 goofy midfast “Jewish Comedy” songs THE LAWRENCE WELK SINGERS ranwood 845—chee chee kookaroo/((land of dreams)) m- 5 midtempo light novelty PAUL “PARSON” WELLS [juvic no #] grass is grass/any old bone vg 30% label damage-b 8 POT! “sermon”/Johnny Standley type doing Old Mother Hubbard follow-up crazy finding a pot novelty from 1954-55 and from The Ozarks no less DICK WESSON & B. J. HUNTER dore 964—schmo gun (Part 1, 2) m- 6 comedy sketch, SHOGUN spoof WEST COAST CREW kma 009—put the pipe down vocal/instr. m- 6 rap about POT THE WHALES cpo 45002—I want to be the only whale (to graduate from Yale)/do the whale vg+ 4 midtempo novelties BIG DADDY WHEELER diamond jim 1004—dopehead’s confession/((here I am, you lucky girl)) m- 8 POT as gateway drug propaganda song – and, whoa, is this singer ever FLAT!! DANNY WHEELER [**REPRO** fable 611] teenie weenie man/knee deep in alligators m- 5 great novelties, wild guitarist WHEN PEOPLE WERE SHORTER AND LIVED NEAR THE WATER trace 1017—((dandy +2))/Gettysburg Address m-/PS m- 6 punk version! MICHEK WHIGHAM tod-ant 500—nothing can go wrong vocal/instr. m- 8 THE AIRPLANE RIDE FROM HELL! WHISPERING WILL vista 104—double W/((bookworm Marylou)) m- 6 extreme “W” alliteration spoken novelty/((midtempo)) WHISPERING PIGG east west 111 dj—pennies from heaven/Darlene m- 6 strange talking-song novelties RAY WHITAKER ray note 3 dj—black duck (with…)/see the little birdies m- wol!-a/Title Sleeve vg+ front (stained back) 9 midt novelty with Spike Jones type instru’s/mf Chipmunks type, etc. WILMA WHITAKER rcm 37587/37588—((my love for you)//C-B junky m- 6 about her TRUCKIN’ husband DOUG WHITE shadow 36985—I’m a guitar man/spotlight sparrow vg+ 8 KID mf light NOV./fast – drunk bird flies strangely JACK WHITE///FRED YORK hit 208—10 little bottles///((lonely girl)) vg+ 4 JIM WHITE (arrowhead-eye logo) 38776—God was drunk when He made me/((handcuffed to a fence…)) m- 5 “that’s why I’m so crazy)” L. E. WHITE & LOLA JEAN DILLON epic 50474 dj—you’re the reason our kids are ugly mono/stereo m- wol-a, b 5 TONY JOE WHITE monument 1193—high sheriff/groupy girl m- 5 JILL WHITNEY coral 61291 dj—big potato Idaho/((oh! you little darlin’)) vg+ sol-a 5 novelty about huge veggies BILL WHYTE nova 7010—Mo Mo the Missouri monster/((Miss America)) m- autographed-b 10 Louisiana, Mo. Bigfoot type legend! THE WICKED GOOD BAND wicked good 525—wicked good/”Ayuh” (the potato picking song) m-/PS vg+ 11 midt nov’s, “Day-O” flip wicked good 1026—tacky trinkets/she’s so massive m-/PS vg+ 10 midt/mf novelties 1027—((baked bean boogie))/road kill m-/PS m- 7 ((mf boogie))/midt novelty MAINE BAND BOBBY WIENO power pak 1001—the streak/((delta dawn)) m- 4 cover Ray Stevens hit WIGGLES AND WAGGLES coral 61943 dj—rock and roll session/((hey! Mister Hoolihan)) m- 8 recording studio madness!!/((… THE WILDER BROTHERS personality 1003—the tale of the hip chick and the square rooster/((dream world)) m- 8 Instr, clucking, etc. WILDERNESS ROAD reprise PRO 556 dj—“((rock garden/reno))/The Gospel flip great Christian novelty m-/Cov. m- 7 WILDFLOWER///DEREK EVANS huevo 0000—nobody is perfect///nobodys unite m-/PS m- 6 light song/spoken, novelties WILD HORSES (horse?) 100—funky poodle/((neighborhood angel)) vg+ 9 a poodle could end up at Burger King…she’s lost a dog and she offered me cocaine to find it, etc. WILD MAN STEVE raw 92—Gov. Maddox’s famous remarks/a negro president?/live skunk +3 m- 10 rare black comedy late 60s? “WHOOPEE” JOHN WILFAHRT ORCH. decca 25615 dj—the laughing song/((lili Marlene – schottische)) m- 5 sort-of laughing record BURL WILKERSON derrick 7591 dj—the ballad of Cowboy Jack mono/stereo m- 8 hitchhiker breaks leg; vagrancy; avoid Kingman AZ! WESLEY WILLARD and the 709’s overture 709—hubba hubba, zoot zoot/toka-loda ti-di (caveman constipation) m- 7 nonsense NOV’s SLIM WILLET 4 star 1698—it ain’t gonna rain/the politician m- 9 comedy Andy Griffith type, more comedy than song BILL WILLIAMS wcm 1014—robot people/((things will be better tomorrow)) m- 5 goofy-voiced novelty disco BILLY WILLIAMS & INVADERS invader 25280—space invaders vocal/instr. m- sol-b 6 midt arcade novelty rock CHIP WILLIAMS fun 2 84—where’s the beef?/((boots and hats and jeans)) m- 4 midt c&w novelty with CRUDE title sleeve DAL WILLIAMS warner bros. 5136—what is an Indian?/the telephone operator vg+ 7 novelty narrations (a-side polit. incorrect now) DOC WILLIAMS wheeling 1025—the cat came back/((two little orphans)) m- wol-a 6 redo 1940s novelty song HERB WILLIAMS m-g-m 12431 dj—((because you’ve been hurt))/alimony blues vg+ wol-a, b 6 midt novelty like “Framed” JOHNNY WILLIAMS tin pan alley 247—big seegar/daddy’s got those deep south blues m- 7 a-side oddball novelty; SONG POEMS OTIS WILLIAMS AND HIS CHARMS DeLuxe 6174—don’t wake up the kids/((you’ll remain forever)) m- 7 mf novelty r&r/((doowop)) SMITTY WILLIAMS m-g-m 13083—the cure/oh, Seymour m- 6 midtempo teeners, girl light novelties WILLIE AND THE RED RUBBER BAND rca 47 9735 dj—chicky-chicky boom boom/Mary Jane m- xol-a 6 POT novelty flip WILLIO & PHILLIO & DONALD DUCK disneyland 505—goin’ quackers!/vacuum cleaner hoses m- 6 mf novelties, boogie flip A. FRANK WILLIS [CANADA hare 7901] I’m my own grandpa/((she broke my heart)) m- 6 NEWFOUNDLAND novelty redo! a-side CARSON WILLS dixie 121—Sals house #1/#2 m- 7 COUNTRY COMEDY: hunting dogs, farm, etc. – with human-made animal sounds WILLIS BROTHERS coral 64184—lonesome polecat/who pptt tobacky (on Tessie’s wedding gown) m- 6 WILLOW penguin 2093—cheechako song/my dog boots m- sol-a, biographical notes 6 Alaska: newcomers/Iditarod WILL POWER private stock 45,018 dj—Spider Man mono/(wol) stereo m- 5 FRANKIE WILMOTH [JAMAICA b-crisas no #] give me sensi/(version) m- 7 “give me sinsemilla, NO cocaine” POT BOB WILSON target 00136—the nervous auctioneer mono/mono m- 5 BOB WILSON AND THE EASY DEALERS trey 3008 dj—ain’t no freckles on my fish/((she’s something…)) m- #ol-a, b 6 COLEMAN WILSON king 5512—flat footed mama/passing zone blues m- 5 TRUCKIN’ novelty flip DANNY WILSON [CANADA gamma 1717—Speedy Gonzales French/instr. m- 6 disco redo! “squeaky Mex.” voice answers via Synth DON LEE WILSON liberty 55862 dj—no matter what shape/((angel)) vg+ xol-a 5 goofy novelty vocal version DOOLEY WILSON decca 25728 dj—as time goes by/knock on wood m- sol-b 5 novelty Vaudeville’ish versions FRANK WILSON fenway 2000—((I let a friend dance with my darling))/Kinsey’s book vg+ sol-b 5 fast novelty, human sexuality book ROBIN WILSON monument 426—the nervous auctioneer/((close to me)) m- 6 same as BOB Wilson, this is original STAN WILSON verve 2022—the old lady who swallowed a fly/tol’ my cap’n m- 6 TONY WILSON peter pan artists series 115—((only what you steal))/hanging out in space m- 6 STRANGE midt space song WILSON-LORNE and the Ramblers [CANADA paragon 1003] the pill/((I thought I saw a teardrop)) m- 5 birth control novelty PAUL WINCHELL and JERRY MAHONEY mercury 70229—a woman is strange/the friendly polka m- 3 light novelties 1953 JESSE WINCHESTER Bearsville 0320—((rhumba man))/twigs and seeds m- 5 GREAT novelty, POT fact-of-life in the 1970s THE WINDOWPAYNES dig! 706—((off the deep end))/((in the wind))/legalize marijuana m-/PS m- 6 POT PAUL WING [YELLOW WAX rca victor WY 453] Little Nipper riddles/the Little Nipper march m-/PS vg+ 6 midt kid novelties WALLY WINGERT & THE CAPED CLUB [label/# not shown] Adam West [BLANK FLIP] m-/Foldover PS m- BID//MIN: 10 RARE novelty JONATHON WINGS and…BAND brand x 3—Triple B/the painter m- 5 alliteration story-song novelty/love-and-hate song surprise ending! GREG WINKFIELD [CANADA kapp 2002] the man who waters the workers beer/three ravens m- 6 novelty, both “fat” and piss/ THE WINOS rhino 002—all the wrong girls love me/((savage surf)) m-, handwritten letter 9 FAR OUT-OF-TUNE novelty/((midt. surf rock Instru. guitar-voices-drums-organ etc.)) MIKE AND BERNIE WINTERS [UK cbs 3129 dj] Timothy Tots of Toyland/there’s an elephant in my bedroom m- 8 ms/midt novelties MARC WIRTZ bomp! 135—maniac Vs. Brainiac/love is eggshaped m- 8 mf/ms rock novelties WITHERSPOON & FRUMP and…BATHTUB RING laurie 3596 it’s gotta get better (it can’t ger worse) vocal/ins. m- 6 talk, laughs, etc. THE WOLFGANG BROS. [CANADA k-9 1220] baby won’t you cook me breakfast/((long into the night)) m- 7 mf pop Nov. +horns cool JIMMY WOLFORD [**REPRO** 4 star 1714] my name is Jimmy/teeny weeny man m- 5 RAB’s, mention Elvis and others/UFO’s labels are on the reverse sides of what they should be STAN WOLOWIC and THE POLKA CHIPS capitol 4821—vas iss das here?/little hat… m- wol-b 6 fun polka of Schnitzelbank BASIL WOLVERTON [WHITE WAX s.f.t.r.i. 150] --TITLES NOT SHOWN ANYWHERE-- m-/Foldover PS m-, biogr. info inside 7 PS is 3-D imagery; package includes 3-D glasses CRUDE ACOUSTIC GUITAR, vocals – “torture music” WAYNE WONDER/DON YURE [JAMAICA john john no #] sensi ride/(version) vg+ 5 POT, from 1994 WONDERLAND RECORDS [GREEN WAX small “78”, no #] convertible Myrtle Part 1, 2 vg+ 4 talk and song about a turtle, early 1950s 2050—on top of spaghetti/1000 legged worm +many more m-/Cover vg+ soc-b 5 WONDER WOMAN power 2303—the return of Brumhilde Side 1, 2 vg+ 4 about futuristic air transport HOP-A-LONG WONG DeWitt 1060—I kissed a girl and made her cry/elephant tork vg+ 8 midt goofy novelties, 1950s HOP A LONG WONG decca 30462 dj—I’m gonna sit right down and write myself a letter/goody goody m- 6 CHUCK WOOD era 3145 dj—chocolate covered ants (candy coated bees)/blind date m- xol-a 8 NOV’s, midt r&roll/ms talker DOUGLAS WOOD tetrasonics 37323—the mosquito song/((little blue ball)) m- 6 mf novelty/((midtempo, about Earth)) JERRY WOODARD rca victor 47 7616—she’s a housewife, that’s all/((who’s gonna rock my baby?) m- sol-a, b novelty crying record! BILL WOODS FROM BAKERSFIELD keep-sake 204—((white cliffs of Dover))//story of Susie m- 5 the one-drug-leads-to-another song WOODSONG mkm 1478—Gunsmoke/don’t leave me here m- 8 “haulin’ MARIJUANA was to be your last sin” (ship sunk) uh, which side? WOOD U. BELIEVE epic 9895 dj—get serious/((mouth)) m- 5 mentions celebrities, etc. WOODY & DAVE bullseye 1011—shut-ups/((sweet potato)) m- 10 Instr. with joke talk-and-response (inspired by Cracked Magazine) SHEB WOOLEY gallery II 007—the day that Leroy drowned/((handyman)) m-/PS m- 5 DAVID WORKMAN [rooster prod. no #] Johnny the snow man [ONE-SIDED] m- 10 COCAINE DEALER not Christmas, midt rappish THE WORLD (WE WISH) cobblestone 744 dj—laughter Pt. I, II m- 7 laughing record with rock instru. OLLIE WOTNOT cinema 105—ollie wotnot/number one m-/PS vg (one side ripped, both sides identical) 8 midt “Chinese” novelty r&r +spoken/ms novelty talksong with girl group backing RAY WRAY COMBO alki 760—off to the moon you go/((it could be you)) vg 7 midt pop SPACE NOVELTY sounds like D-movie music HERMAN WURLITZER [hog power no #] “Hog Power” 4 OFF-THE-WALL spoken cuts m-/PS m- 11 zebra pinch Wurlitzer 1111—buy me a 6 pack of coondogs at Billy Carter’s service station Part I-II-III m-/PS m- 18 utterly goofy as heck!! “The Lone Wurlitzer…Hi-Yo Studebaker!” THE WURZELS [UK emi 2568] rock around the A.38/morning glory m- 7 both novelties, not the usual parodies 2677—give me England!/Speedy Gonzales m- 6 [UK columbia 9076 dj] YOU DON’T GET DRUNK ON A Saturday night/Don Juan of the West m- 8 [UK J.M./pye 1001] I hate J. R./I love J. R. m- 5 WINSTON WUTTUNEE [CANADA sunshine 47] song of the Arctic/the bucksaw jig m- 6 NOV, great midt/fast with nonsense syllables ROBERT WYATT [UK rough trade 081] grass/trade union m-/PS m- 7 topical (not necessarily novelty) about POT, labor RILEY WYLDFLOWER [BLUE WAX, beacon 1]the smog song/((electric California)) m- sol-a 13 great late 60s boogie rock novelty/((… THE X-CAR DEALER AND THE CLEAN-UP BOYS mit 0756 dj—Mr. has been stereo/stereo m-= 5 W. Brennan type spoken, hitch-hiker X CERTIFICATE [UK spark 1096 dj—don’t stick stickers on my paper knickers/((come home baby)) m- 7 talksong novelty/((midt regg.)) YAMASUKI [BLUE WAX sss international 854 dj] yamasuki mono/mono m- 7 UNITED NATIONS? Swiss grp do Japanese in Nashville! FRANKIE YANKOVIC columbia 12447—when banana skins are falling (I’ll come sliding back to you/((tic-tock polka)) vg+ 5 columbia 45555—who stole the keeshka?/too fat polka m- 4 with promo insert FRANK YANKOVIC smash 884 855—who stole the keeshka/((I’ll always love you)) m- 4 “WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC rock ‘n roll 05578—I want a new duck/cable TV m-/PS m- 5 06400—living with a hernia/don’t wear those shoes m-/PS m- 5 07769—fat/you make me m-/PS m- 5 ZS4 68992—UHF/attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars m- 6 BOBBY YATES rave 1002—the ugly song/((hey good lookin’)) m-/Title Sleeve m- 5 RAY YEAGER playback 41082—I’m ditchin’ you for Dolly (if you’ll Par-ton me)/((s.o.s.)) m- 9 THE YEAWORTHS malvern 3—Amos, the famous mosquito/((nothing)) m- 6 mosquito novelty sung by Phila. kid-show guy YELLOWMAN [JAMAICA volcano 47] Old McDonald/(version) m- 5 how strange that he’d cover…THIS!! DAN YESSIAN stardisc 303007—Wee Fu Yu stereo/stereo m- 16 includes personal letter RARE and great THE YODELING NUN custom recording 4723—echo from the Alps/happy shepherds m- 8 very STRANGE, though a serious record YOGI YORGESSON capitol F816—the bees and the birds/real gone galoot m- 8 scarce 1949 F1013—Mrs. Yohnson, turn me loose!/nincompoops have all the fun m- 8 F1216—someone spiked the punch/mi little old shack in Minneapolis, Minnesota m- 6 F1410—cookies, pie and cake/vot skall we do? m- 6 F1531—all pooped out/a letter from Harry m- optional center 7 F1734—the picnic song/that’s how your mom became mine m- optional center 6 F1972—ya sure, please excuse me/don’t put off chasing women (until you’re too old to catch ‘em) m- 5 F2135—I’m gonna vote Republican/I’m gonna vote Democrat m- 6 JUST VOTE! F2335—who put the halibut on the poop deck/the object of my affection m- 6 F2552—come straight home tonight/interested in love m- 5 F2643—ya, ya, ya/mother-in-law m- 5 F2805—the egg laying contest/the snoring song m- 7 GEORGE YOUNCE canaan 727 dj—laughing song/((it’s alright)) m- sol-a wol-b 5 laughter breaks in song KENNY YOUNG & THE EGGPLANTS [PURPLE WAX quixotic 012] Eddie’s apartment/Randolph got a haircut m-/PS m- 5 strange nov’s NEIL YOUNG AND CRAZY HORSE reprise 1390—homegrown/((hey babe)) m- 5 yes, POT! STEVE YOUNG blue canyon 135—((my Oklahoma))/the white trash song m- wol-b/TS m- +newspaper article 5 ((pride))/fast c&w nov TOMMY ZANG mark 128—Miranda/((Tommy’s gonna get you)) vg 6 mf nov, somewhat suggestive/((midt teener)) Utica NY label THE ZANIES dore 509—do you dig me Mister pigmy/((Johannesburg)) m- 11 great fast novelty/midt. sax-horns-drum R&R Instru. 811 dj—the name’s the game Part I, II vg wol-b 8 GOOFY, classic Lew Bedell stuff, mf novelty talker-and-songs 889 dj—let out a scream! Part 1, 2 m- 9 WILD midt. novelty, spoken and singing 920—Los Angeles, Los Angeles/old man river m- 10 tongue-in-cheek “praise” of city/OFF-THE-RAILS redo 949—news, weather & sports/I don’t wanna get involved m- 8 mf “mumble-rock”/fast novelty talker & guitar, drum 959—what is a one?/Louie’s market m- 8 goofy narration/midslow parody “Frere Jacques” 963—I love life; men; candy; & Paree/”X-rated adult version (not recommended for airplay)” m- 7 978—is there an echo in the joint?/turnin’ conservative m- 10 midt novelty, absurd and record studio insanity/midt rock nov. 979—gezundheit/darlin’ come back m- 10 talk novelty with no instru./midt rock novelty 1017—’87 politics, religion, & sin Part 1, 2 m- 5 FRANK ZAPPA [ITALY cbs 8625] I don’t wanna get drafted/((ancient armaments)) m-/PS m- 7 “ZOOT SUIT” SOUNDTRACK mca 51192—marijuana boogie [performed by Edward James Olmos]/handball m- 5 POT ANSWER RECORDS AND PARODIES! LARGEST SALE ANYWHERE! Some former leftover titles have migrated, with a discount, to Nonchart. Some didn’t look at this section, despite my description of it being almost like a second Nonchart section. Those who want most of the R&Roll and soul, originally in this section, can find them in Nonchart and c/w. 78RPM SINGLES 10-INCH: BURL IVES [decca 28708 dj] close the door Richard (I just saw The Thing)/ CLEANS TO M- wol-a, b 5 DOUBLE-ANSWER, COOL! BEGIN 45RPM: MURRAY BAKER BAND q-105 #105—P-E-O-R-I-A/(backwards) m-/Title Sleeve m- 5 “GLORIA” (Them, Shadows of Knight) THE BALLADEERS del-fi 4123—Tom gets the last laugh [TOM DOOLEY]/((morning star)) m- 4 WILL BRANDES [GERMANY polydor 24 922] baby-twist [BABY-SITTER BOOGIE and US version Buzz Clifford]/Traum m- sol-a 7 great mf r&roll answer/mf light cover of “Things” (Darin) THE BIZET BOYS [UK parlophone #RIDE 1] ride ‘em Carmen (Side one, two) m-/PS vg+ 6 RAWHIDE meets LIBERTY BELL MARCH STEVE BLEDSOE stop 223 dj—Sharpe and Wally’s CPA [HARPER VALLEY P.T.A.]/((KBC coal mine)) vg+ wol-a, b 6 good midt. parody OSCAR BRAND old town 301 dj—((I’ll never forget you))/the captain’s daughter [DRUNKEN SAILOR parody] m-xol-b 6 mid/mf folk-nov. JONATHAN BRANDMEIER loon 1002—lookin’ for a livin’ (the unemployment song) [WORKIN’ FOR A LIVIN’]/((party animals)) m- 12 LEE BRENNAN [UK rox 016] shut yer gob [SHADDAP YOU FACE]/((miss you forever)) m- xol-a 6 STONEY BURT bull chip 21944—the T. V. preachers [“BEVERLY HILLBILLIES” THEME]/((buddy boy howdy)) m- 6 Swaggart, Bakker, etc CAGLE & KLENDER klenco 8509—((jump in the fire))/Ocean City girls [CALIFORNIA GIRLS] m- 5 CECIL CAMPBELL Winston 1001—a game of golf Part one, two [WHAT IT WAS, WAS FOOTBALL] m- 7 FREDDY (BOOM, BOOM) CANNON [kdka radio-tv no #] Kennywood Park [PALISADES PARK]/((with a little love)) m-/PS m- 8 CAPT. REDFEATHER conte 825—the elephant boy [elephant version of FRANKIE & JOHNNY]/mumbo jumbo vg+ wol-b 8 GOOFY nov’s PATTI CARLSON united artists 507 dj—I’m not cookin’ anymore [MY WIFE CAN’T COOK]/((I’m not wearin’ your ring)) m- wol-a 7 mf nov/ CATHY CARR laurie 3161 dj—I waded in the water [tune BATTLE HYMN…REPUBLIC]/((in place of you)) m- wol-b 8 a-side novelty too THE JIMMY CASTOR BUNCH drive 6271—Bertha Butt encounters Vadar (Part I, II) [TROGLODYTE, BERTHA BUTT BOOGIE] m- 7 THE COACHMEN hifi 588 dj—subways of Boston [TOM DOOLEY *and* M.T.A.]/((this little light)) m- 9 fast folk STEVE COCHRAN &…SINGERS CANADA K106 #3 14 81] rock me, I’m a dentist [ROCK ME, AMADEUS] stereo/stereo m- 9 THE CORNBALL EXPRESS capitol 4047—almost degraded [ALMOST PERSUADED]/((rassel royal jamboree)) m- wol-1 5 COUSIN ALMER dot 15135—the basketball game Part I, II [WHAT IT WAS, WAS FOOTBALL] m- 8 JOHNNY CREDIT plantation 78—hello, I’m Johnny Credit [JOHNNY CASH’S “Hello I’m Johnny Cash” from song]/((box 1000…)) m- 4 JONI CREDIT happy tiger era 102—a girl named Harry [A BOY NAMED SUE]/((Harry’s theme)) m- 5 SIMON CRUM capitol 4499—enormity in motion [POETRY IN MOTION]/((cuzz your so sweet)) m- 6 both good novelties WADE CURTIS…ROCKETS [RED WAX Norton 051] puddy cat [PAPA OOM MOW MOW – SURFIN’ BIRD]/((real cool)) m-/PS m- 6 STEVE DAHL TEENAGE RADIATION coho 007—Ayatollah [MY SHARONA]/((unhappy New Year)) m- 4 PHIL DARGO tad 028—souped up Chevy van [HOT ROD LINCOLN, sort-of answer]/((California road)) m- 6 DAVID and JONATHAN congressional 116—siren of the spaceways [M. T. A.]/((Aunt Rhody)) m- 12 JIM DAVIDSON [UK scratch 4070 the devil went down to BRIXTON […GEORGIA]/((rock and roll “the night away”)) m-/PS #oc-a m- 6 THE DETERGENTS kapp 735—I can never EAT home anymore [I CAN NEVER GO HOME ANYMORE]/(9Igor’s cellar)) m- coh sol-a 6 DICK AND DEEDEE warner bros. 5652 dj—VINI VINI/the world is waiting m- 6 FAST answer Bill Justis “T’amoure”/midt JIMMY DURANTE m-g-m 30331—I’m the guy who found the lost chord [IN SEARCH OF…LOST CHORD]/((the day I read a book)) vg+ 4 EDELWEISS [AUSTRIA wea YZ 353 247 544] bring me Edelweiss [S. O. S. – Abba]/((kitz-stein-horn)) m- 5 THE EGGHEADS decca 31079—what did unda wear [DELAWARE – Perry Como]/((the cellars of Paris)) vg+ wol-b 5 but world geogr. MAD MAX EMILLION…BOMBS missile 11—the Momar mash [MONSTER MASH] 2:40 and 3:10 m- 16 ROY ENGLISH earthtone 1035—I hate [I LOVE – Tom T. Hall]/((double up and catch up)) m- wol-a, b 8 GREAT parody! JIMMIE A. FARR…QUINTETTE romar 154—get fat or keep smoking/O. K. to smoke if your taxes are paid m- 12 stopped smoking and got fat/PARODY of 1924 hit “It Ain’t Gonna Rain No More” DIANE FLOYD rich 511 dj—Herman [answer to AMBROSE!]/((over you)) m- 9 FLYIN’ SAUCERS [YELLOW-BLACK “SPLASH” WAX super rare 001] ((don’t crowd me))/my Ken-L Ration [MY GENERATION] m-/PS m- 10 FRANK GALLOP musicor 1191—the son of Irving [THE BALLAD OF IRVING]/((the one love I’ll never forget)) m- 6 WILD CHILD GIPSON astra 1008—Uncle John [LONG TALL SALLY]/((sittin’ here cryin’)) vg+ 4 Pittsburgh reissue 60s HEROE’S AND ANGEL’S coconut 45002—HEY DIANA (wedding song)/together today [[m- 6]] [[DJ m- 6]] the Royals, ANS. “Hey Paula”/ BILL HICKOK…FINAL FOUR star burst 21685-—buh-buh-basketball/WRVR – all morning long m- 2 BOBBIE SUE/ALL NIGHT LONG BOBBY HODGE stop 1550—bus drivin’ son of a one [TRUCK DRIVIN’ SON-OF-A-GUN]/(9I can’t fight the world “single-handed”)) vg+ 5 T. C. JONES coral 61732—champagne cocktails [DELICIOUS! – Jim Backus and Friend]/((sunless Sunday)) m- 6 dialog style/((slow)) MICKEY KATZ capitol F3342—sixteen tons/Frailach jamboree [ALABAMA JAMBOREE] m- #ol-a, b 5 LINDA LAURIE glory 294—FOREVER AMBROSE/wherever he goes, I go m- 10 midt dialogue: she MARRIES Ambrose! ANSWER RECORDS “GRAB BAG” TWENTY ITEMS not listed here, nor on recent lists, as far as I’m able to tell! Grading averages higher than VG+. Yes, will include country and such, but all bona fide ANSWER records, PARODY records, of “THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF…” records. Twenty items/$7 50 for $15 CALVIN LEAVY downtown 297—free from CUMMINS PRISON FARM/enjoy being hurt by you m- 8 slow blues/midt funk-soul PIERRE LE BON amy 838—Cesarina/SH-BOOM m- 9 mf French-style r&roll/some CHANGED LYRICS midfast DAVIE LEE sultan 1992—they call it baseball Part I, II m- 12 *RARE* counterpart to What It Was, Was Football HAPPY LEWIS jubilee 3525—DREGNET (Dragnet) P{art 1, 2 m- 11 super-rare, Jewish adaptation of TV show ROBERT Q. LEWIS m-g-m 11056—there he goes/WHERE’S-A YOUR HOUSE? m- 7 midfast flip “come on-a my house” m-g-m 12740 dj—(I love her) LITTLE GREEN GIRL/Santa Claus Jr. m- wol-a, b 9 mf (Little Blue Man)/Christmas midt KATHY LINDEN rpc 504—Billy IS MY BOY FRIEND/put this ring on my finger m- 9 mf ANSWER to her own hit/teener ballad capitol 4700—beautiful brown eyes/REMEMBER ME (TO JIMMY) m- 7 midslows; another Goodbye Jimmy, Goodbye JOHNNY LONG With… stardust 6203—TWIST, ROBIN, TWIST/it’s my way m- 14 Rockin’ Robin mf r&roll-c&w +Group and break/ DICK LORD atco 6331—LIKE RINGO/the name on the wall m- 12 Lorne Greene adapted to Beatles/mid novelty narration DICK LORY liberty 55293 dj—MY LAST DATE (WITH YOU)/broken hearted m- 9 vocal ANSWER Floyd Cramer/ms Teener BOBBY LOVE spiral 1516—A TEAR FOR A TEAR/stick close to him (…) m- 8 “on top of Old Smoky” TUNE/midt r&roll GABRIEL LUNEAU joli 070 dj—SALLY (THE SISTER OF ALLEY-OOP)/burning bridges m- 17 fast novelty ANS GLORIA LYNNE everest 19418—impossible/THIS LITTLE BOY OF MINE m- 8 slow and Deep/mf GENDER to Ray Charles MEREDITH Mac RAE canjo 103—IMAGE OF A BOY/time stands still m- promo wol-a 20 slow female (to Safaris hit)/mf WALT MADDOX [alanna no #, & m- PS] those lazy, crazy…of summer, …HOT DOGS, BUCS BASEBALL, AND BEER/nature boy m- 7 MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALL TEAM [UK emi 5390, and m- PS] GLORY, GLORY, MAN UNITED/THE Wembley trail m- 5 EDDY MANSON 20th Fox 244 dj—cha paloma/I FOUND MY MAMA m- 8 midt Instr. cha cha/talking harmonica to “I Want My Mama” MARY MARTIN [UK? label not shown, #85 516] HELLO LONDON (English/Japanese) m- 8 RARE, to Hello, Dolly JACKIE MASON verve 10289 dj—DON’T BLAME THE BOSSA NOVA/I gave my love m- 7 midt answer/slow JIM MATTHEWS M. D. [music emporium no #] Rastus the bionic possum/TALL MUTHAS m- sol-a, b 8 Short People ALISON McCALLUM [AUSTRALIA flexidisc no number] Delta Dawn [ONE-SIDED] m- 7 ANSWER for brand of summer sports wear FAY McKAY graceful 3122—12 daze of Christmas [12 DAYS OF…]/((jingle bells)) m- 7 different lyrics PHIL McLEAN versatile 108 dj—come with us/BIG MOUTH BILL m- 8 midfast with girl Group/mf answer-novelty M. C. MIKER “G” & DEEJAY SVEN roulette 7310 dj—CELEBRATION RAP stereo/stereo? m- 7 mf rap based on Kool & the Gang hit MARILYN MICHAELS rca victor 7771—TELL TOMMY I MISS HIM/everyone was there but you m- sol-a 9 Tall Laura I Love Her/slow MICKEY AND SYLVIA rca victor 8517 dj—LET’S SHAKE SOME MORE/gypsy m- 8 slow R&B answer Let The Good Time Roll”/midt MITCH & THE PACEMAKERS acca 106—hello…Bear who/Mitch’s boogie m- 9 “Hello Josephine” mf r&r-c&w, football in Alabama LOU MONTE rca victor 47 6072—THE ITALIAN WALLFLOWER (I’LL DANCE WITH HER, HENRY)/dreamboat m- 8 mf answer/mf VINNIE MONTE harmon 1009—JOANIE DON’T BE ANGRY/take good care of her m- 7 midt ballad “IN-TITLE-ONLY” answer/midt redo JONATHAN MOORE columbia 43658 dj—LONDON BRIDGE/I didn’t ever know m- 8 midt r&roll, guitar break, CHANGED words/ms WILLIAM L. MOORE [METAL ACETATE personality productions, 1-SIDED] ballad of the hiking postman vg+ 8 “Yankee Doodle” PROTEST-answer parody, racial mentions COULD THIS BE THE ONLY COPY IN THE WORLD? LEON MORRIS [jelly 002, and vg+ PS, personal note a-side] walkin’ home to Pittsburg/FEUDIN’ GRASS m- 7 Bluegrass/Dueling Banjos THE MOVERS [1-2-3 #1705] HELLO L. A. (GOODBYE BIRMINGHAM)/hey you, hey me m- 7 mf garage (to “Birmingham” earlier)/mf ROD MYERS & the RAMPS///CORVETTES [subterranean 47, and m- foldover PS] WHEELCHAIR/Maybellene m- 9 midslow rock with heavy guitar ANSWER “Wild Thing”///fast punk RON NEAT with… alcor 1501—RONNIE (VG+)/say I’m the one (VG) 11 A-side ANSWER to “I’m gonna get married” Lloyd Price THE NEIGHBORS abc paramount 9715 dj—PAY ME MY MONEY NOW/I won’t go until I get some m- sol-a, b 9 Cindy Oh Cindy parody!/ LINDLE NICHOLS tic-toc 112—CAJUN BOLL WEEVIL/”If” there’s cows in big Texas m- 8 goofy Cajun, Brook Benton parody/mf “911” [911 records #911] WALK LIKE A TARKANIAN [ONE-SIDED] m- 9 fast Las Vegas basketball parody THE NUTTY SQUIRRELS [EP hanover 301 with vg+ PS] uh-huh/ding dong/salt peanuts/zowee m- 7 IN-CONCEPT-ONLY answers SPIKE O’BRIEN’S CIRCUS [UK mooncrest 19] poor little Fred [BIG BAD JOHN]/((soggy moggy bogged down blues)) m- large sol-a 8 flip novelty insanity midtempo, cool rock guitar a-side “little” may also refer to penis size… OGDEN EDSL ala 107 dj—DADDY’S MONEY/Jamaican holiday m- 7 midt rock (R. Stones “Emotional Rescue” loose answer) KARL OLDBERG///D. GREEN delmarti 1020—who laid Casey away? [CASEY AT THE BAT poem]/((the umpire’s lament))vg+ 8 midt x2 RICKY PAGE rendezvous 139 dj—YES I’M LONESOME TONIGHT/standing on a mountain top m- wol-a 8 sl answer Presley/ms ballad RIM. D. PAUL [AUSTRALIA philips PE-76, and m- PS] THE BALLAD OF LIONEL ROSE +3 m- 11 BOXING, USES “Sukiyaki” tune!! GARY PAXTON & THE ?’S garpax 44180 dj—two hump – dual bump camel named Robert E. Lee/your past…m- xol-a 7 Ahab The Arab JO ANN PERRY glad 1006—YES, I’M LONESOME TONIGHT/when you’re in doubt do without m- 1% label rip-b 8 Presley POPE XI CONCERT CHOIR… bucky 406021—BADGER BOWL SONG vocal/instr. m- 8 midt polka DO WAH DIDDY parody! (huh??) JIMMY RANDOLPH harmon 1005 dj—MR. GROUNDHOG/walk the chalk line m- promo sol-a 7 midt Boll Weevil Song semi/answer/ REDD DOGG del-fi 4152 dj—WHO’S LONESOME TONIGHT ACT III mono/mono vg+ 10 narrative, after Elvis his and #1 songs KAY REED after five 713-you’re the fake stereo/stereo m- 6 RAP ANSWER to big rap hit “Fake” (forgot who that was sung by) PRESCOTT REED brunswick 55104 dj—RUSSIA RUSSIA (LAY THAT MISSILE DOWN)/baby where you…m- 11 mf Pistol Packin’ Mana TOMMY REGAN world artists 1049 dj—I ADORE YOU/nine to five m- 15 midt ANSWER Angels/ms THE RHYTHM MASTERS moss 0069—the mule song Part One, Two m- 11 mf novelty ANSWER Long Tall Texan RICHARD & WILLIE laff 4247—AN END TO BEN/money m- 7 slow and malevolent ANSWER to Michael Jackson song RICKY and ROBIE verve 10148—((the brat “Guaglione”))/rockin’ river [SWANEE RIVER] m- 13 mf insane Instru. +talk/Instr. +sax break ALLAN RILEY prospect 701—THE BALLAD OF MA DOOLEY/THE TRUE STORY OF TOM DOOLEY m- Autograph-a 9 rare narrations TEX RITTER capitol F1388—MY BUCKET’S BEEN FIXED/you’re always brand new m- 8 midt answer/slow CHRISTINE ROBERTS [AUSTRALIA cbs 221458] I CAN’T RELEASE YOU/my country vg+ 7 ms to “Release Me”/Aussie patriotic RARE LYNN ROBERTS roulette 4320 dj—JOHNNY, WAIT FOR ME/that’s the way it is m- 7 gender, on Playmates “Wait For Me” CHUCK ROBINS summit 347—we could/BALLAD OF JOHN CLARK m- 11 slow/midt FLIP to Ballad of Davy Crockett, police novelty! SKIPPY ROPE calvert 206—LITTLE HERBIE (vocal/instr.) vg+ 5 midt Big Bad John, rarer parody 1962 STAN ROSS reprise 20,119 dj—drowning in the surf/AHAB THE ARAB (TEN YEARS LATER ON) m- 17 RARE great mf novelties RUBY & KATHY king 5771—(LET ME WEAR) YOUR LITTLE BAND OF GOLD/heartaches, heartaches m- 11 mf to Jimmy Gilreath/slow THE SALESMEN skyline 507—SOUPY’S MOUSE/don’t go steady with Freddy vg+ 10 fast r&r to Soupy Sales THE MOUSE/mf r&roll SAMSON & THE GOLIATHS finesse 1711 dj—heart and soul/STOCKCHIPS vg+ wol-b 7 r&r Instr’s, piano-guitar etc.; flip Chopsticks C. C. SANFORD [UK power exchange 223] NO CHARGE (CHUCK)/Tekley Moor kid m- 8 novelty answer, Girls gospelish backing/Nov. THE SANGRALADS whap 318—MARY’S KIDD/think of what you’re sayin’ m- 9 midt 60s, a-side to Mary Had a Little Lamb SANTA SCHWARTZ [rotten rat 1009, with vg+ title display strip] tis the season to make money/jingle bones m- 6 to Deck the Halls/J B CY SEYMOUR [golden crest 509 dj, and m- Title Sleeve] YANKEE CLIPPER/Louella m- 11 mf Instr’s A-side: REBEL ‘ROUSER “Answer-ness” not apparent from listening! But SLEEVE PROCLAIMS it to be the northern ANSWER – I’ll take it, lol PAT SHANNON decca 30905 dj—the snake and the bookworm/SUMMERTIME’S COMIN’ m- 9 midfasts, flip “Summertime Blues ans. CHARLIE SHEARER puzzle 110586—reindeer don’t run over grandmas/(granny’s ten feet tall) m- 7 ALLAN SHERMAN [UK Warner Bros. 115] WON’T YOU COME HOME DISRAELI?/Mexican hat dance m- 10 to …BILL BAILEY warner bros. 5896 dj—WESTCHESTER HADASSAH/STRANGE THINGS IN MY SOUP m- 10 to Winch. Cathedral/Strangers in… [EP A-1487 dj, and m- Cover] includes WON’T YOU COME HOME, DISRAELI m- 9 Jukebox EP, or promo?? SHORT PEOPLE gusto 179—tall people [SHORT PEOPLE]/why’d you put it to me baby vg+ 4 FRANK SIDEBOTTOM [UK in tape 045, and m- PS] I AM THE CHAMPION +5 m- 10 this, and others, GOOFY QUEEN songs 048 and m- PS] WILD THING IN TIMPERLEY +3 m- 7 answer to Troggs MACK SIMMONS [P M 101375] Forty Third Street bus stop/(HIS ANSWER TO) I’ll make you feel like a woman when we make love m- 9 SKIP & JOE [CANADA kin-gar 415] THE DAM SONG/mourning dove song m- 8 to Wabash Cannonball: dam near Castlegar B.C. THE SLIGHTLY TWISTED DISAPPOINTER SISTERS [CANADA boulevard 005, and vg+ PS] NO MORE MADONNA/slightly disappointed theme song m- 9 flip INSTR. version rox 423-—I’m a beaver believer (leave it to beaver) vocal/I. m- 2 MONKEES parody FRED SMALL [aquifer no #, and vg+ Title-lyrics sleeve] WALK ON THE SUPPLY SIDE/dig a hole in the ground (how to prepare during the coming nuclear war) m- 11 a-side Walk On the Wild Side (Lou Reed) – but don’t prepare DURING the war! Prepare earlier WEE WILLIE SMALL and THE LITTLE BAND [migget 101, and Lyrics sheet] TALL PEOPLE/the shortest love song m- wol-a, b 7 ELISON SMITH fraternity 876 dj—COMIN’ ROUND THE MOUNTAIN/whistler’s twist m- 8 fast r&r, PAST TENSE to “She’ll Be…”/mf r&r TONEY SNOW snow 789—TRUCK DRIVER STORY mono/mono m- 8 mentions “it was Red Sovine, talking to Teddy Bear” answer BOB STAMMERFIELD/PIERRE CRUDEAU [CANADA condor 97150] MARGARET/Curly m- 8 to Lucille (K, Rogers)/teddy bear novelty DODIE STEVENS dot 16166—MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY/jingle bells m- 10 to Happy Happy Birthday Baby (Tuneweavers) DANNY K. STEWART [TERRITORY OF HAWAII, criterion 103] (THERE’S A) YELLOW ROSE IN HILO/one more aloha vg+ 8 cool mf Ans. K. STOVER lost wax 852—Say it ain’t so Joe/ROCKET ROGER (REPRISE) m- 7 Joe DiMaggio tribute; flip to “ROCKIN’ ROBIN” baseball THE STRING SHIFTERS [avc 5576] from right to wrong/MY BIG “BAD” JOHN m- 5 hidt hillbilly/Jimmy Dean parody – OUTHOUSE! GAIL SUNDAY///GENE JIMAE genie 1301—I’ll dust the stars/song of India a-side to STARDUST m- 5 ALAN SYMS & COMPANY [chatham 0001 and promo letter] WHO WEARS HOT PANTS/I don’t wanna hear it m- 8 to SHORT SHORTS also band picture and info enclosed; midtempo r&roll answer with break/midt rock THE TANGERINES wildcat 603 dj—THIS IS THE WAY (WE CATCH OUR GUYS)/the answer is always you vg+ 7 Girl Group, ms r&r/ballad a-side: parody of “This is the way we [wash our clothes, etc.], so early in the morning” MARY TAYLOR capitol 5107—HE’S COMIN/ HOME/LITTLE BOBBY BEAR m- 8 to 500 Miles Away From Home/Little Liza Jane GORDON TERRY capitol 2792—THE BALLAD OF J. C./untanglin’ my mind m- #ol-a 7 Battle of New Orleans tune J. Cash tribute TEXAS TUXEDO [C A 100]—I’m proud to be an ASSHOLE FROM EL PASO +3 m- 12 mf answer Merle Haggard, wow +more novelties! THE TILTON SISTERS dot 15939—(IF YOU DON’T WANT) BILLY/why! why! why! m- sol, #ol-a 9 ms ANSWER Kathy Linden/mf DICK TODD with… decca 32168 dj—BIG WHEEL CANNON BALL/return of the double eagle m- 7 Wabash Cannonball/Under the double… RENE TOUZET gnp 135—ta-pum ta-pum/CUBAN PURPLE PEOPLE EATER vg+ tol-b 9 flip answer Sheb Wooley FRANK TRAYNOR and THE JAZZ PREACHERS [AUSTRALIA 3DB AND The Herald no #, and m- PS] ST. KILDA CLUB SONG +3 m- 10 all four cuts ARE TO THE TUNE OF When The Saints Go Marchin’ In RARE! Melbourne (3DB was a popular radio station) TOMMY TUCKER [rca victor 47-7838] RETURN OF THE TEENAGE QUEEN/since you have gone m- 9 LEE TULLY m-g-m 12692—PURPLE HERRING FRESSER/TRIKINA BAINER vg+ 8 to Purple People Eater (but, mother-in-law)/Dry Bones JANE TURZY decca 28374—IT WASN’T GOD WHO MADE HONKY TONK ANGELS/Tennessee warbler m- 7 midt to Wild Side of Life THE TWINS rca victor 47 7235—who knows the secret/JO-ANN’S SISTER m- 8 midt r&roll/ms ANSWER “Jo-Ann” by The Playmates WAT TYLER [UK bamboo 14 with 7-inch BOOK, homoerotic image pages!/lyrics] JUSTIFY MY BOOK +3 m- 13 to Justify My Love! UNCLE SCOTTY & THE VOCAL CHORDS joker 001—VIRGIN MADONNA (uncensored version flip) m- 6 fast, to “Lady Madonna” JOHN VINCENT [AUSTRALIA nationwide 053] THE BALLAD OF JOHN GREY GORTON/those prowling pets m- 18 “Big Bad John” talksong-parody about a former Prime Minister; flip midt r&r VINCENT was DJ on 5AD Radio in Adelaide BOBBY VON…PLAYBOYS gateway 717 dj—IF YOU ONLY KNEW/the whole world in His hands vg+ 7 to PLEDGING MY LOVE (uses the tune, or direct answer)/ODDBALL midt version of Laurie London hit with guitar-sax-organ-clapping break THE JOHN WAGNER FOUNDATION look 5018 dj—ANIMAL CRACKERS/tick-a-lock vg+ 7 mf 60s to I Want Candy/midt Instr. guitar etc. THE WAGONERS edsel 779 dj—lay down your head (and cry)/lil’ ol’ bug m- 8 to Tom Dooley/Boll Weevil Song JIMMY WAKELY coral 61112—RED DECK OF CARDS/I’ve had my share of sorrow m- 7 narration to “Deck of Cards”/ms, country THE WATERGATE GUZZLERS heartbeat 10—HERR COLONEL BOGIE/Lillie Marlene m- 7 crude midt to Bridge Of the River Kwai, includes HITLER references, etc. HORRID and surprising THE WEAVERS vanguard 35005—I WANTA TRAVEL ON/Aunt Rhodie m- sol-a 7 midtempos, a-side to Gotta Travel On CHARLIE WEINER//DENNIS DuPRIEST – FATHER LOU WHITE [jaybird 010 and m- PS] second to THE LAST KISS/save Bert Parks m- 9 WINKY WEISS jolly 101—cockeyed waiter/harem dancer oy, oy, oy! m- 7 fast/midt, Yiddish to: Too Fat Polka/All The Girls in France BILLY EDD WHEELER radio cinema 001 dj—DUEL UNDER THE SNOW/ode to the little brown shack,,, m- 8 to Devil Went Down to GA COLLY WILLIAMS ry-an 501—YOU KNOW I’LL LOVE YOU TOMORROW/oh what a love m- #ol-a, b 7 mf Girl Grp. backed (Shirelles)/fast COOTIE WILLIAMS rca victor 47 6899—RINKY DINK/please give your love to me m- sol-a, b 9 to Honky tonk (guitar-drum-sax-horn Instru. midtempo)/slow r&b (white artist?) BOB WILLIAMSON [UK emi 2503] KIPPERS FOR TEA (SAVE YOUR KISSES FOR ME)/no charge m,- 7 both ANSWERS, flip too CHICK WILLIS la val 874—STOOP DOWN BABY NO. 2/stoopdown shuffle m- 8 fast r&roll, vocal/instr. markeda 133 9747—THE WAY YOU’RE STOOPIN’ DOWN BABY…/my bowlegged woman (both titles same as above) vg+ 5 JERRY “WILDNESS” WILSON [wildness 0001 and m- PS] THE BATTLE OF TRIP-O-LI mono/stereo m- 7 Battle of New Orleans RICHARD WOLFE…SINGERS admiral 762—thanks Mr. florist/daydreams m- coh xol-b 7 midt +Girl Group, to Red Roses…Blue Lady WYNKEN, BLYNKEN & NOD [golden EP 120 and vg PS] hickory dickory rock +3 m- 10 kid-song PARODIES, a nugget! “WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC tk 1043-—ANOTHER ONE rides the bus/gotta boogie m- 2 …BITES THE DUST (Queen)/great booger novelty BEATLES AND RELATED: DORA BRYAN [UK fontana 427] all I want for Christmas is a Beatle/((if I were a fairy)) m- 9 RICHARD MESSER vetco 534—((the kind of rock and roll [ELVIS]))/the Silver Beatles m- 6 THOMPSON & LATHAM crescent 33035—((live without love))/tomorrow never knows m-/PS m- 6 John Lennon death tribute BREAK-INS/DICKIE GOODMAN TYPE: LPs and 12-INCH SINGLES: DICKIE GOODMAN cash 6000—Mr. Jaws m-/vg+ 6 rhino 800—Dickie Goodman’s greatest hits m-/m- 8 first releases: return of the Jedi returns/washington in-side out THERE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MANY MORE! I must have left them behind in Macomb when I thought I had brought them here. BEGIN 45RPM: ALBEE AND FRIENDS nik nik 74—Hexorcist world premiere m- 5 about “The Exorcist” 9 movies NOT A COMMON BREAK-IN TOPIC! FLIP IS GOOFY, CHIPMUNKS-TYPE VOICE MF NOVELTY “shall we walk or take a dog” by FREDDY THE FLEA ALBIA ENTERTAINMENT CO. [farm out! 001 & m- Title-Pic card] the last great debate m- 2 Iowa 80s, poor distribution BLOWFISH [varulven no #] rock and roll cook/Pew England Music City ((+6 novelty but not break-ins)) m-/PS vg+ small rip 8 BEN BLUR///AARON PLANE mark-X 8007—the chariot race///the flight vg+ 5 time machine visits: Colosseum/Wright Bros. 1903 BUCHANAN and GOODMAN luniverse 103—the banana boat story /((the mystery “in slow motion”)) m- wol-a, b 5 uses commercials comic 500—flying saucer the 3RD/((the cha cha lesson)) vg+ 5 good novelty flip, too novelty 301—Frankenstein of ‘59/Frankenstein returns m- wol-a 11 “it” visits American Bandstand! BARNEY BUNGLE & KLARENCE KLEEN partee 1302 dj—the U.F.O. landing/((Martian walk)) m- 6 scarce ’73 STAX subsid., nov. flip too BOB CONNERS AND SAMMY///BOB CONNERS wtvn/610, #102657—1977 Buckeye Review/((1976 Buckeye highlights)) m- 13 rare, OHIO STATE FOOTBALL, “music break-in” a-side; flip has true highlights from 1976 season COSMIC DEBRIS [sister ugly’s METAL ACETATE no #] Orbital Mess Part 3/((fairy dust)) m- 38 BREAK-IN/”SHAGGS TYPE” midslow! With flip description, I don’t think the fact that flip label has “footprints” on it, is any “accident” at all CREEP niXXXon 1976—convention ‘76/revolution ’76 m- 5 scarce 70s Republican politics (oddly, AFTER Nixon left office) DAN THE MAN dan the man 123836—reagon-omics/((collect)) m- 3 SALE, have several copies 1982 Cleveland OH 18467-—high priced gasoline ‘90 m- 2 I think I'm the only one who has any of these JACQUES DESROSIERS [CANADA success du jour 2504] l’Etat du Quebec/((je prends l’oeuf)) m- 17 uses French-Canadian music/ fast r&roll and talking flip ALFRED D’HERGER gema 1631—hombre en la luna 1st/2nd part m-/PS m- 24 SPANISH break-in done by NYC Puerto Ricans! cool PS DOO RON RON [BLUE WAX eureka 102] Bill Clinton – face the music/Bill Clinton – sweatin’ to the oldies m- 5 DICKIE GOODMAN diamond 119—Ben Crazy/((flip side)) vg+ 4 one of his best! better than Mr. Jaws, etc. Novelty instr. flip [20th Century-Fox 443] Senate hearing/lock up m- 2 and FLIP is very bizarre, INSTRUMENTAL tells a full story! red bird 10 058 dj—batman & his grandmother/((suspense)) m- 5 and Instr. flip is novelty, too cotique 173—Luna trip/((my Victrola)) m- 5 admittedly, I don’t think I ever played the flip to see what it is… rainy Wednesday 206—energy crisis ‘74/((Ruthie’s theme)) m- 4 hot line 1017—energy crisis ‘79/((pain)) m-5 novelty Inst. flip wacko 1002—super-duper man/((Robert’s tune)) [[m- 4]] [[DJ m- 5]] extran 601—hey, E. T./((get a job)) m- 5 flip genuine fast r&roll redo and not novelty z-100 100—attack of the Z-Monster/((mystery)) m- 10 RARE! issued regionally only (New York City) shell 711 dj—election ‘84/((Herb’s theme)) m- 4 goodname 7100—safe sex report/((safety first)) m- 8 his final, in 1987 DAVE HARRIS [fun-e-bone 816] Elvis and the unmentionables/Bicentennial blitz m- 4 a-side is reissue of 1950s, FLIP IS 1976 B/in JIMMY JENKINS///EDDIE POLLINA seat belts fastened? 102675—farewell to The King/((only myself)) m- 8 uses Elvis songs 1977 JIMMY and THE GEORGIA DONKIES primero 1011—Jimmy talks to Ronnie part one, two m- 32 Carter-Reagan, country songs 1980-81, I don’t think that I EVER had this in the past??!! JOHN & ERNEST rainy Wednesday 201—Super Fly meets Shaft/((problems)) m- 4 uses SOUL as the break-in music JIM LAGO [private pressing no #] the year of the Lobo’s (mono/mono) m- 2 good late 70s, Longview, TX high school football RARE JOHN RECORDS LANDECKER wls musicradio 7566—press my conference/((make a date with Watergate)) m- wol-a, b 41 NEVER HAD ON VINYL BEFORE, just on flexidisc! FLIP is parody of Lou Reed “Walk On the Wild Side” also great (LIEBER-STOLLER PRODUCTION) [red bird 10-0123] the election year 1964 Part I, II m- 4 certainly one of the best of the genre LOKO fun-e-bone 3829—the water-gate report/((loko music)) m- 5 DICK LORD [kapp 491 dj] to spend my life with you/hold… vg+ wol-a, b 4 A-side has ONE SONG break-in near end, genuine LUCKY///LIZZY & LUCKY [BELGIUM limbo 5105] het nieuwste Kabinet/((Kleine meisjes…)) m-/PS m- 11 break-in/((midt song)) MARK D. MAXEY outside recording 1 23 87—Oral’s last words stereo/stereo m- 7 send me $9 million or God will take me away JOHN McCARTY [the record shop no #] Lobos #1 m- 1 another good Longview high school football late 70s! store was in Tyler. BYRON McNAUGHTON…ALL NEWS… [jamie 1427] right from the shark’s jaws (the JAWS interview)/jaws jam (instr.) m- 3 Incredible Jaws (shark) Break-in, in my Top Five break-ins ever, blows Dickie Goodman’s out of the WATER (see what I did?) I’m not 100% certain, but I think this is actually Byron McGregor, from the “infamous” CKLW 20/20 News casts (Detroit area) THE MISSILES novel 200—space ship/we belong together m- 12 DOOWOP GROUP fast Coasters type with Break-ins!/ballad, wow MOLE falcon 1865—el reportero astronauta/((vamos a la luna)) m- 18 break-in in Spanish, with Mexican music!/fast ranchero Inst. “BANANA” JOE MONTIONE [WFIL 1001] cakewalk to the cup (3:30/4:32 versions) m- sol-a 2 Scarce PHILADELPHIA hockey 1975 BILL NEALE for 444—-“strike” long ball/same m- 2 the baseball strike in 1984 RICHARD M. NIXON [label not stated, 1973] “THE ALTERED NIXON SPEECH”/(flip is the original material) m- 2 excerpts of his speeches are woven together in unique ways that takes him out of context, etc. - FUN!!! LARRY NORMAN///”THE BRITISH INVASION” ((the tune “almost”))/”the new solid rock artists” m- 26 ULTRA-WEIRD psychedelic? pop spoken word with music (Pandora’s Box “hatred & wars & death” or what?)/unnarrated break-in 70s-early 80s UK stuff PARLIAMENT casablanca 892—the landing of the holy mothership/((fantasy is reality)) m- 12 uses Parliament songs, unlikely item! GEOFFREY SCOTT scottown 1001-—sooner football ‘75/same m- 2 1003—-super sooners/cowboy-mania m- 2 football middle 70s, by Oklahoma/KS radio DJ SANTACILAR SESLENIYOR [TURKIYE balet 161] Kibris ’74 kisim I, II m- 24 YES, break-in using Turkish music, now unlikely!!!?? LEE SHERWOOD & PAT CASSIDY… WMAQ 7737 dj—blizzard of ’79 mono/mono? m-, with promotional letter 8 DE SMALSMOELKIKKERS//DE MARLETS [BELGIUM limbo 5062] het nieuwste Kabinet/((ik ben ‘t zat)) vg+/PS m- 9 SUSAN SMITH [CANADA congress 502] will you love me when I’m old/A LETTER FROM SUSAN vg 1% label rip-a 5 early 1960s SUPER STU/ALLEN DENNIS…DISCO TURKEYS brown dog 0--16—the great debate/lonely lady m- 2 flip not break-in LEE TULLY flair-X 3007-—around the wood with Elwood Pretzel (Side 1, 2) m- 4 uses Elvis Presley songs! WILLIE WACKER feather 6712—big Texas bird/((the legend of big bird)) m- 7 Rio Grande Valley legend, a-side Break-In CLARK WEBER [METAL ACETATE, 1-SIDED, Sheldon] the ups and downs of Clark Weber vg+ 30 UNRELEASED late 60s break-in WHITE CLOUD tammy jo 0002—-paper caper/the paper caper shaper, fly-by-knight m- 2 Watergate DIRT, FILTH, AND CRUD!! THE ONE-TIME-ONLY RETURN of a long-defunct section! Indiana collection!! TWELVE-INCH LPs: CHESTER CALHOUN laff A153 stereo—Dr. Dickem STILL SEALED 9 “COPULATIN’ BLUES” (COMPILATION) stash ST 101—Volume One m-/m- 13 risque blues rarities 1929 to 1940 stash 122—Volume two [1929 to 1937 and one from 1945] m-/m- 12 PORK DUKES [PINK WAX, UK wood 001] (self-titled) m-/m- 21 r-rated to x-rated songs 70s “THEM DIRTY BLUES” (COMPILATION) [BOXED SET, 5 LP’s, jass Box One] insane collection of risque PRE-WAR blues, jazz, etc. (would probably cost as least $40,000 to gather this collection on 78s!) records and Box m- 35 GENE TRACY’S TRUCK STOP dingo 2004—first thing in the mornin’ (risque songs, etc.) m-/vg+ 6 UNCREDITED ARTISTS: laff 152—the crepitation contest m-/m- 12 THIS AND GREAT… ARE *FARTING* CONTEST tandem 1902—the great contest m-/m- 8 RUTH WALLIS king 991—oil man from Texas m-/vg+ 6 RUSTY WARREN jubilee JGM 2034—sin-sational Rusty Warren m-/woc-a m- 7 BEGIN 45RPM: FLEXI-DISCS AND LAMINATED PAPER RECORDS: these are HARD-CORE pornography! Often explicit pictures on the labels, TALKERS, with or without minimal music, 100% women – these are really sexy/sexually-arousing talkers! Individual listings I have 2 of each. “HEAD” NURSE SANDY – “just what the doctor ordered!” m- 5 HIGH SOCIETY’S GLORIA LEONARD – “opens her holiday gift box and talks to you!” m- 5 VELVET TALKS! – “disco sex action – the pounding beat of live-action sex!” m- 5 “a wild three-way: the succulent disco sounds of sex!” m- 5 these last two, no explicit photos on label GRAB BAG: THIRTY different releases, MOSTLY with pornographic picture labels! ALL OF THESE for only $65 ALL OF ABOVE: SOME ITEMS have some “curling” and backing cardboard may be suggested. NOT GRADED, though these are generally presumed to have not ever been played BILLY ADAMS gmc 7 11—if you see Kay (tell her I love her)/((drinkin’ again)) m- wol-b 6 TIM ADAMS twi-lite 1002—two old maids/the birthday cake m- 8 midt/mf double-entendre’s 1010—dunn letter (VG+)/boobie (M-) 8 talkers 2017—Satan’s hotline Part one, two m- 11 FILTH phone-talker twi-lite 9653—el puso/big bad Mary m- 8 raucously racy and risque versions of El Paso, Big Bad John AD-CRAFT BLUE GATE NOVELTY RECORDS [no #] spritzing the grass/in the chicken yard vg 6 RARE 1940s 7-inch 78 RPM! ALBERTO Y LOST TRIOS PARANOIAS [2 RECORDS, UK logo 323] FUCK YOU/((3 non-risque, but NOVELTY, cuts)) m-/gatefold PS m- 6 ALISA [ear movie no #] I want to be a prostitute/((I love an ape/animals get used for meat)) m-/Foldover PS m- 7 MRS. CHARLES ALLEN cha rosa 1—my T & A man/((pledging my love)) m-/Title Sleeve m- 6 titties and ass “THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES OF DON QUIXOTE & SANCHO PANZA” luv 1003—(VARIOUS artists) “original cast type” BAWDY m-/m- 9 BROOK AMY///JIMMY LEE cam-roc 1030—sex, sex, eases the body/((will I ever be a star)) m- wol-a (writer autograph) 5 MEL ANDERSON m-a 101—wood pecker/((fraulein)) m- 5 mf/slow, “straight” flip FIRST RELEASE of this woodpecker 301—woodpecker/accidents will happen m- 4 302—hot nuts/((beautiful morning glory)) m- 4 APRIL WINE capitol 5153 dj—if you see Kay stereo/stereo m- 4 AUGUST and THE Spur of the Moment Band Pantera 001—((lost horizons))/the I-95 asshole song m- 4 LYNN BAILEY fraternity 3415—Tupelo travelin’ show/((this world “was meant for…”)) m- 5 about SEX – whoa, I had it filed in ELVIS THE BALLBUSTERS [UK deep distraxion 0090677] Sir Peter’s cat/tricky tracy/bang/lipshits +3 m- 6 x-rated comedy sketches LOS BANDITOS bandi 162—eat beans America needs the gas/bcelly button bounce m- 6 released during 1973 energy crisis MACK BANKS party 102—yo yo/Sally m- 5 x-rated, Shreveport LA label SHUGO BANTON [JAMAICA wild apache 2028] punany stop light/(version) m- 5 “punany = PUSSY THE BARTON BROS. allo $ 5 7—the story of Little Red Riding Hood Part 1, 2 m- 5 BILLY BEDAMMED lusty 564—do they hang too low/Cindy m- 5 BENNY BELL vanguard 35185—everybody likes my fanny/((wading in the water)) m- 4 IVOR BIGGUN [UK beggars banquet 1—the winker’s song (misprint)/readers wives m- 5 BIG KELLY and CONRAD///BIG SAM and GARNEY trash 425—ain’t hit a shame/beep-beep song m- 6 BIG ROCK AND TADPOLE out-house 711—ain’t hit a shame/beep beep song m- 5 great fun, especially flip! first lewd 45 I ever found! BIG ROCK & TADPOLE outhouse 713—she’s got the biggest box in town/get your finger out of it m- 4 BIMBO SHRINEHEADS tulpa 012—a rape poem/(((implosion))/how to get fucked up the ass by a flag and smile… m-/Foldover PS m- 6 BIRD & MACDONALD hdm 102—the rodeo song/the candy rapper m- 5 flip CLEVER pregnancy-to-term story using candy bar puns! BOB & SYLVIA durty 006—bye bye blackbird/quips & Auntie Mable m- 7 midt pop NOVELTY/narrated (no instr.) m- 7 only flip risque DON BOWMAN lard-bucket 0000—dirty don (clean, dirty versions) m- 6 obscene phone calls – screwing, etc. OSCAR BRAND audio fidelity 090 dj—Cindy (OK for broadcast/DO NOT BROADCAST THIS SIDE!! versions) m- 7 BROTHER LOVE…HORSES [NEW ZEALAND new world of sound 4] ((Christine/King Acid))/penis developer m- 6 1993 punk CLARENCE CARTER ichiban 108—strokin’/((love me with feeling)) m- 5 131—Grandpa can’t fly his kite/((what’d I say)) m- 5 164—why do I stay here and take this shit from you/((it’s a man down there)) m- 5 CECILE CHAUVEAU gogo 7458—the sensous (*sic*) dog mono/mono m- 4 CHINGA CHAVIN’S COUNTRY PORN [#101] asshole from El Paso/head boogie m- 5 BOOZOO CHAVIS kom-a-day 304—LA. women love Uncle Bud/Deacon Jones m- 4 DOUG CLARK & THE HOTNUTS ripete 252—baby…bang…box/hot nuts theme/roly poly (2 old maids)/bang bang lou lou m- 4 DOUG CLARK And The Nuts jubilee 5546 dj—milk the cow/go, Doug, go m- wol-a, b 6 1967 risque “THE CLEVELAND BEAT” [#25038] mail man/meat man m- 4 THE CLOVERS *REPRO* broadcast 1010—cocksuckers ball/((Darbytown)) m- 4 hairline crack, some clicks possible HEAVY COCHRAN [UK psycho 2611] I’ve got big balls/well, fairly big m- 7 GARY B. B. COLEMAN ichiban 132—watch where you stroke/((let me love you baby)) m- 4 COUSIN CLARENCE outhouse 722—Uncle’s prize bull/Uncle’s sexy cow m- 6 DICK CURLESS audem 1—the iceman/((hogtown)) m- 4 x-rated T. W. CURRY [hazy-A no #] low down herpes blues/((more than you’ll ever know)) m- 5 JIM DAWSON apple-ridge 1001—stop-stop (the red lights blinkin’)/((one more shot)) m-/PS vg+ 5 live at Hooker’s Resort in Wisc. SUNNY DAYS and her FIVE KNIGHTS playline 517—what do you do for a living/in my hand vg 6 RARE! a prostitute/panis-in-hand AL DiFANTE…RECIPIENTS Kayden 517—saga of a sperm bank baby mono/mono m- 5 DILDOS [ jet stream no #] f… off/f… everybody m- 5 DIRTY GUYS xx rated xx 317—the rodeo song/((the rodeo shuffle)) m- 4 THE DIRTY OLD MEN trash 21209—sow your oats/the burlesque show m- 5 THE DIRTY POLKA BAND brown wrapper 001—the dirty polka vocal’/instru. m- 4 DINA DOUGLAS [arcola no #] having a party with… Side 1, 2 m- 6 we have blood banks, so why not tit banks, peter banks…? ALAN DREW [giggles no #] the squirrel/traveling m- sol-a 6 R-rated comedies IAN DURY [YELLOW WAX, BELGIUM stiff 640 133] sex & drugs & rock & roll/((razzle in my pocket)) m-/PS m- 6 JUNIOR ENGLISH [UK cactus 43] big boy & teacher/paul and paula m- 7 midt reggaes, a-side and MAYBE flip are risque, 1974 THE EROTICA STRING ENSEMBLE aching loins 81628—“ADULTS ONLY” why me God Side 1, 2 m-/PS m- 17 everybody’s fuckin… THE EXPERIMENTERS back room 006301—I’ve got a gal Part 1, 2 m- 8 FLIP “Beat”-type nov. narration nursery rhymes etc. FILTHY “FAR OUT” RECORDS #100—old man Tucker/young man of Calcutta/the bastard king of England/his only limitation m- 4 FAST BUCK teardrop 3486—when the moon goes down on Medina Lake, I’ll be going down on you/((best game in town)) m- 5 THE FOUR COINS epic 9129—((memories of you))/tear down the fence m- tol-a sol-b 10 “spend my life FUCKING you” – obvious! FOUR DEUCES///JOHNNY ATTILA [U. S. VIRGIN ISLANDS virgin islands calypsos 151] lemme go, Emelda///touch it vg 5 calypso filth FOUR-FLUSHERS out-house 712—good night Irene #2/no (hips) at all m- 5 FRAGILE AND THE EGGS [#8010] F. you C. Kay 3:10/”long” versions m-/Title Sleeve woc-a, b vg 7 “FUN” RECORDS 905—the woodpecker/puss on you m- 5 THE GANG b happy 5486—happy birthday song/the garbage man m- 7 rare Florida, FILTH GENE and FREDDIE dooto 281—party record party Part 1, 2 m-/Cover m- 8 LUM GILFRIGENS [tattoo no #] making it big at the nudist colony Part 1, 2 m- 7 R-rated stand-up comedian BOBBY GILLESPIE g r s 5011—Herpy/((when you walked out that door big boy)) m- 5 a-side HERPES LES GOFF & THE RAVENS victoria prod. 13531—bare ass beach/muscle control m- 4 FLESH GORDON AND THE NUDE HOLLYWOOD ARGYLES paramount 0289—superstreaker/naked m- 5 THE GRAMPA BAND [CANADA doughnut 1001] the encore song stereo/stereo m-/PS m- 8 great lyrics, back of sleeve! BUTCH GREASER & THE HOODS toilet 7315—((redneck song))/teenager with V. D. m- 12 ((mf novelty))/Teenager in Love mf ANSWER LANNY GREY’s COUNTRY SLICKERS orange 100—she lived down by the stable (and all the horsemen knew her)/the scissors… m- 7 JUDITH HANSON alvin star 131—fishin’ hole/((good feeling hands of a man)) m- 6 handwritten letter back of 8x11 pic, Dbl. Entendre HAPO-E-NOTES ampol 532—Derbytown polka/ding a ling m- 6 mf suggestive word substitution/redo Chuck Berry penis song HAP HAPPY LIVE [#4867] Hap at the race track/Hap bop – a – re – bop m- autographed label-a 7 FILTH comedy and songs MARY AND PETER HARD varmint 108—the pool game/emag loop eht (backwards) m- 6 Quad Cities IL rare cover version BOB & MARGIE HART twi-lite 1006—conversation/the eater m- 7 PG to R-rated man-woman sketches JASON HAZE entertainment capital 1081—the best little whorehouse in Texas/((sittin’ on a razorblade)) m- 4 light midslow country/ HOMER HENDERSON rocking buckaroo 1015—((Lord help me tonight))/HILLBILLY PECKER m- 7 fast risque Texas, scarce HILLY BILLY quartercash 69—the ode to John FDuther Mucker/they all ask for you m- 6 HOMER HINKLEDINK outhouse 714—his’n and her’n/music to go to the john Henry with m- 5 THE HISTRIONICS [AUSTRALIA emi 2053] ((Ozrap))/the boring Yobbo song m- 6 flip with bleeped “Bang Bang Lulu” type STAYLEN JERRY HOFFMAN [brave new world no #] the frozen bard Side 1, 2 m- 10 stand-up comic story about sperm banks, etc. in Shakespeare days (what if his sperm was preserved?) and other risque stuff; HANDWRITTEN letter by him to Dr. Demento HO HUM and HODOWNERS BAND fun time 003—sweet secretor (vocal/instru) m- 5 BUDDY HOLLYWOOD dancing sandwich 45101—it’s hard to say I love you (when you’re sitting on my face)/((low down feeling)) m- 4 THE JOHN HOLM TROUP [audio media no #] ((lightnin’ bar blues))/the garden hose song m- 7 “FILTH” from North Dakota!! HOT DAMN! hell yeah 28—bitch with an attitude/I just wanna be naked m-/PS m- 5 RANDY HOWARD viva/WB 29781 dj—all-American redneck (bleeped, not bleeped versions) m- wol!! 4 the wol is actually a lot of fun! THE IDIOTS phantom 91953—I love you so *$&+ing much I could s+i*/((the idiot rap)) m- 9 I love you so fucking much I could shit BULL MOOSE JACKSON…FLASHCATS bogus 42684—get off the table Mable (the two dollars is for the beer)/I’ve got a gal who… m- 4 MOE JACKSON j and L 0077—((leavin’ Nashville))/waitress, please waitress vg+ 5 waitress, come sit on my face BIG AL JANO & SECRET LOVER hottrax 15009—the condom man broadcast version/”WARNING!” m- 5 JOHNNY JANOT swallow 10287—my dog, sex/((couche couche & ky-yay)) m- 6 risque comedy story +guitar/ JOHNNY JAPES and his JESTICLES [UK fulchester #VIZ 1] bags of fun with Buster/scrotal scratch mix m- 5 humorous exaggerated PS JEB AND COUSIN EASY par T 1000—the golf game/emag… (backwards) m- 4 1001—the bull fighter/rethgif…(backwards) m- 5 1002—the pool game same both sides m- 4 1003—a job in the oilfield/little red riding hood m- 5 1004—the bridge game/laugh along m- 5 1005—the bowling game/Oklahoma Indian m- 5 1006—Cousin Easy’s fishing hole/(backwards) m- 6 this is the best one! ALL: double-entendre comedy sketches 1007—Dear John/Spanish Opera m- 4 JED & COUSIN SNEEZY par-ty 1003—let’s go bowling mono/mono vg+ 4 JILTED JOHN [UK emi 567—jilted John/((going steady)) [[m- 4]] [[m-/PS m- 11]] mf punkish novelty rock, a-side risque J. J. & PEARL jay 100—Mrs. Wong’s lament/Wong’s dong vg+ wol “lament” side 6 labels reversed great risque “Chinese” narration CLAP JOHNSON nasty 5—hold on to your ass/hunch hunch vg 5 risque, rare stand-up/talksong JUDGE DREAD [UK bigshot 608] big six/one armed bandit vg 4 suggestive reggae ‘72 613—big seven/dread m- 6 risque adapted nursery rhymes/((Inst.)) 619—big eight/((mind the doors)) m- 6 risque/((Inst)) 626—big nine/nine and a bit skank m- 6 midt. reggae/(version) [UK trojan 7989] ((oh! she is a big girl now))/big one m- 6 ((midt. obesity novelty))/mf COCK-er spaniel & other suggestive [UK cactus 77] big 10/((rasta chat)) m- 6 reggae, midt. suggestive/((ms)) 90—the winkle man/rudeness train m- 5 98—Jamaica jerk (off)/bring back the skins/((end of the world))/big everything m-/PS vg+ 9 110—up with the cock!/((big punk)) vg+ 5 reggae, mf risque/((midt good novelty)) [UK korova sire 4028—lover’s rock/((ska fever)) m-/PS m- 7 midt reggaes, vocal a-side [CANADA redwood 1006, with Paper Bag title sleeve vg+] come outside/big ten m- 8 [CANADA underground 3016] up with the cock!/come outside m- 4 [UK old gold 9804] big seven/big eight m- 4 FRANK KALIL & JAY TAYLOR town & country hotel 100—the nudist convention Side 1, 2 m- 7 comedy sketches filth SANDY KANE bare with me #FU 69—I don’t wanna go back to the bar/he comes and goes home (to me) m- 5 light risque KAREN & COFFEE quartercash 71—the bare butts/the drunk and the earthquake m- 6 76—the rawhide bra/the smart dog m- 5 fun 10002—the rawhide bra/gona stay right here m- 4 KATINA [UK? cactus 3] don’t stroke my pussy/(version) vg+ 12 midt risque reggae female song & talker (1972) 4—don’t stick stickers on my paper knickers/(version) m- 8 midt. reggae 1972 JIMMY KERSHAW par T 1010—double talk same both sides m- 5 with promotional letter – risque “substitution song” mf KEVIN and The Blacktears kevin kat 117—((Angie Lada))/just for lust m- 5 novelties, midt. risque/((midt. light)) THE KNIGHT RIDERS nifty novelty 108—Covington/have a good time in your prime vg+ 8 mf novelty, implied vulgarity/sow your oats “LAFF RECORDS” 1002—Joe’s Joint/Uncle Harry’s little peacock m- 4 1003—a cocky cowboy/Fifi’s got the biggest one in France m- 4 1004—Hawaiian tale/ain’t it a beauty m- 4 1005—the pirate’s poop/that no good m- 4 1006—the greatest broad jumper/house with the little red light m- 4 1007—my pussy belongs to daddy/Tony got hot nuts m- 4 TOM LANE [16793] kindergarten song/doughnut song m- 5 17140—doughnut song (same both sides) m- 4 cabin trail 001—booger time blues/dirty old man m- 5 LAST CRACK [PINK WAX red decibel 89193] P. C. T. (pointy cone titty)/salty swabby m-/Foldover PS m- 5 GARRY LEE and SHOWDOWN damon 133—rodeo cowboy/Ethel pump m- 4 HYAPATIA LEE sro 220—telephone man/Peter the meter reader m- 5 filth covers Meri Wilson songs JUDY LINDSEY & JOHNNY CARROLL merit 2516—the telephone man/when I have a good time m- 4 CLARENCE LOOS outhouse 521—the contest Part 1, 2 m-/PS vg+ (PS is humorous!) 6 farting contest LORD SUNDANCE triode 113—pretty Lord Sundance Part 1, 2 m- 26 Clarence Frogman Henry voice, “Alley Oop” tune, narcissist R&B- sleaze-soul praising the size and utility of his appendage, wow BARBARA MACKAY [disco by BV. markay no #] it’s all rite to fuck all nite/I’d rather be with cowboys than queens m- 6 MARTY and the MUFFTONES muff-tome 069—it’s so hard to say I love you (when you’re sitting on my face) m- 7 regular/party versions regular is sung straight (as MIDSLOW DOOWOP GROUP), flip is sung “muffled” (someone’s sitting on his face) FREDDIE MAY rca 74 0448 dj—let’s all get naked and jump in a pile/((color all the world)) m- xol-b 6 JERRY McCAIN merit 2508—hot nuts (get ‘em from yo’ peanut man)/the wood pecker song m- 5 FILTHY McNASTY x rated 4000—the garden song (same both sides) m- 4 MISS DEE beacon 789—it’s what’s up front that counts/Oh! what a jock m- 6 R-rated 50s pop (REPRO? don’t know how to tell) MISS KITTY AND THE TEXAS BS BAND merit 2517—the pussy cat song/((runaway fiddle “instrumental”)) m- 4 THE EVER-LOVIN’ MISS LEE recotape 100—pretty baby/stout-hearted men vg+ wol-a, b 4 passionate and sensuous female talker MUCUS and the BLOODY PHLEGM [s-l-o-p no #] the ballad of Randy/rock on my face/((my momma told me)) m- 6 [Christabelle no #] Christmas by myself (was not in his eyes)/I’m gonna sit on Santa’s lap m- 6 101 STRINGS ORCHESTRA a/s 4508—-love at first sight/Nancy’s song m- 2 A-side slow Instr. with RISQUÉ voicing! THE ORIGINAL DIRTY OLD MAN twi-lite 1944—hang your purple panties on the diesel pump/((the pastrami song)) m- 13 JUAN ORTEGA gil’s funny records 45—I’ve got a heart on for you/the saga of Juan Ortega m- 4 JIMMY PELHAM pel-nor 14—‘twas the night I got married/Santa, watch your claws m- 7 Black, suggestive comedy vocals RED PETERS [#1000] blow me (you hardly even know me)/((instrumental)) m- 5 first pressing with uncensored spelling PINKARD & BOWDEN warner bros. 29000 dj—((music industry))/the ballad of Dick and Jane m- 5 ((novelty))/risque! THE POINT BAND point 1001—New Orleans’ Airline Highway (where Jimmys become Johns) stereo/stereo? m- 5 prostitution Row THE PORK DUKES [UK wood 9] bend and flush/throbbing gristle m-/PS m- 8 56—telephone masturbator/((melody makers)) m-/PS m- 9 porno rock a-side, flip tribute to UK music! WILL POWERS merit 2513—get a new Peterbilt/((silly little girl)) m- 5 JOHN PRINE [GREEN WAX oh boy no #] let’s talk dirty in Hawaiian/Kokomo m-/PS m- 6 RED, WILDER, BLUE pentrgram 211 dj—Kay mono/stereo m- 5 “If you see Kay…” NOAH REIGN reignstorm 11—cow milking machine/((I’ll never get tired)) m- 8 uses farm machinery to masturbate! hilarious ROCKY brand x 1—“s__t happens”/it happens m- 5 MENARD ROGERS margaret 995—ain’t nothing but a titty/((o’ my love)) m- 4 RUBE RUBEN s.f.t.r.i. 117—schmendrick/the ballad of the terlit/ADULT COMEDY MONOLOGUE m-/Foldover PS m- 5 BULAVAR SHAGNASTY trash 424—the preachers jackass/the bottom m- 6 THE SHONDELLES la louisianne 8042—San Antone Part 1, 2 vg+ 5 mf r&rollish “substitution song” SHOWDOWN [CANADA damen 122] the rodeo song/((banjo symphony)) m- 4 FIRST RELEASE of 80s bar- jukebox mega-hit SLICK AND STICKY THE DICK HEADS party 100—slick and sticky the dick heads (same both sides) m- 6 rare filthy comedy 1980 era? DRINK SMALL ichiban 215—tittie man/rub my belly m- 5 SAM SNEEK and the DIRTY OLD MEN fun-ny 1001—two old maids Part I, II vg+ wol-b 5 midfast risque song SON OF SAM behemoth 18459—jack-off love/violent eruption ((+2 novelty not filth)) m-/PS m- 6 +lyric sheet with collage artwork DAVID D. STANTON thundermen 331—((winin’ boy))/guess who farted m- 6 THE STONE COUNTRY BAND blue orchid 306013—X!?& on your flowers/”bleep” on your flowers m- 6 STRANGULATED BEATOFFS [firefighter no #] shake your dick/((strangle me)) m-/Foldover PS m- 7 late 80s punk TEXAS BS BAND merit 2509—she ran off with a nigger/((lone star polka)) m- 6 (ONLY THIS in this group not implying sexual etc.) 2511—I heard you’ve been laying my old lady/((put your little foot)) m- 5 2512—why don’t we get drunk and screw/((west Texas schottische)) m- 5 THEE HEADCOATEES [PINK WAX s.f.t.r.i. 151] fish pie/come into my mouth m-/Foldover PS m- 6 THEE STASH [CLEAR WAX get hip 155] should I suck or should I blow/((selling jeans for the USA)) m- 6 Clash parody, too JERRY TILLETT [safe no #] condom boogie 2:46 (wol)/4:18 versions m-/PS m- 7 scarce York, Maine record TINSEL AND SHAM PLAYERS [CANADA mustard 506 dj] food and sex/((5 short fake “radio drop-ins” hilarious)) m- 6 sketch comedy TOM CAT AND THE FISHCAKES outhouse 80727—bang bang Lulu/HIS DING A LING m- 8 fast risque/ANSWER Chuck Berry 717—she’s got freckles on her but - -/I got it in the wrong keyhole m- 6 718—covered all over with sh-now/eight old ladies Part 1 m- 6 PRECURSOR, in a way, to Shaving Cream/lavatory song 719—Freddy’s rod/eight old ladies Part 2 m- 5 JOHN TRUBEE the only label in the world 453—blind man’s penis/motel reservation m-/Foldover PS m- 10 [UNCREDITED ARTIST] [original press, no label info, abstract mouth? label] Stickball vg/vg+ 6 ruthlessly-obscene narration! see P.VERT CONNIE VANNETT gil’s funny records 69—the pussy cat song stereo/stereo m- 5 the most-delightful risque song…EVER? P. VERT [stickball/haphazard no #] stickball (same both sides) m-/PS vg+ 10 hardcore X-rated narration ABOVE is first press ever P. VERT///CONNIE LINGUS magic carpet 507—stickball///**** me forever m- 5 EDDIE VESPA vic 1328—letter to my ex wife/I used to work in Chicago m- 4 TONY VISCO wringworm 4221—how can I tell you that I love you when you’re SITTIN’ ON MY FACE/((take it easy)) m- 6 mf c&w filth THE WANKERS [CANADA anthem 072] wankers away/(video version) m-/PS vg+ 6 LARRY (THE WHOOPEE MAN) WARNER willowwind 0510—whoopee man/((kick out the james)) m- 5 RUSTY WARREN jubilee 45 2039—bounce your boobies/knockers up ((_2 novelties not as risque)) m- 5 gnp crescendo 480—bounce your boobies/knockers up! m- 4 DINAH WASHINGTON mercury celebrity series 30033—salty papa blues/Long John blues m- wol-a, b 4 WEIRD WILBUR antique 1000—the chicken-=hit song (not for radio/radio play versions) m-/PS m- 6 ms country, CHICKEN SHIT GERONIMO WHITEWING white wing 54x15—the ballad of Linda Lovelace/((fade away)) m- 7 DICKY WILLIAMS cmc 514—come back pussy/the same motel m- 4 RAY WILLIAMS space 1011—hen and rooster/((no quitting)) vg+ 6 double-entendre, rooster doing the “quack quack” WILLIAMS and REE w & r 0075—the ding dong song stereo/stereo m- 5 midt light risque novelty CHICK WILLIS ichiban 204—jack you up/((what’s to become of the world)) m- 5 MERI WILSON bna 8248 dj—Peter the meter reader stereo/stereo m- 5 bna 004 dj—rub-a-dub-dub stereo/stereo m- 7 midt risque THE FRED WOLF COMBO [BLUE WAX Norton 164] somebody else was suckin’ my dick last night/((scratchin’ and whammin’)) m- 8 WOODPUSSY hell yeah 26—fuck song #6/put a jelly in the box m-/PS m- 6 “WORDCORE VOLUME 1” [kill rock stars no #] KATHLEEN HANNA/SLIM MOON?? m-/Foldover PS m- 7 TERRIBLE packaging, no titles shown and artists are questionable (why are so many 90s records to graphically horrible?) SPOKEN DIRT, FILTH AND CRUD “VOLUME FOUR” [RED WAX kill rock stars no #] ANDREA WHIPS a cunt is a useful thing///CHARLENE the government doesn’t want people to fuck m-/PS m- 8 PAUL WYNN///((THE WILDCATS)) novelty 223 9—take a ship for yourself///baseball jamboree)) 1940s recording suggestive/// 1930s style mf jazz instru. with baseball game sounds vg+ 7 X MEETS Y [xmeetsy no #] the devil is John/((too good to die)) m- 7 Avant-Garde talker “John, that hurts my vagina…” D. YOUNG [JAMAICA top ranking 003] school tonight///screw tonight m- 7 midt. reggae: SCREW/(version) JULIE YOUNG show land 221972—villa of the nude/((greatest show on Earth)) m 6 risque country novelty/((slow)) +promo letter ZERO TOLERANCE TASK FORCE [#45996] the anal medley/scrotum/analingus American style/anal penetration (etc.) m-/PS m- 19 filth, fun, and avant-garde vocals GAY, HOMOSEXUAL, GENDER-BENDER/LGBTQ… 12 INCH 45: JOSIE COTTON elektra 11538—Johnny, are you queer?/(let’s do) the black out m-/m- 8 12-INCH LP: “LESBIAN CONCENTRATE”(COMPILATION) olivia 915—“a lesbianthology” TERESA TRULL, MARY WATKINS, etc. m-/m- 17 BEGIN 45RPM: (My largest section in a few years – the Indiana guy had a lot of these, too) ANGEL AND THE RERUNS [record label, #?] Beaver Cleaver Fever/((come back Buffy)) m-/PS m- 8 DELIGHTFUL lesbian fantasy nov BIRD AND McDONALD h d m 201—father of a boy named Sue/((burger rap)) m- 10 GAY VERSION; flip delightful risque fast food puns BLOODY MESS & THE SKABS black & blue 837—gay party favorite ((+4 novelty cuts)) m-/Title Sleeve m- 8 lyrics, large picture drawing BOCEPHUS verve 10540—meter reader maid/((just a dream)) m- 6 novelty about a “butch” meter reader BEEJAYS club 86 #1—my boyfriend’s back same both sides m-/PS m- 8 GAY VERSION BOYS TOWN GANG moby dick 1—((ain’t no mountain high enough – remember me))/cruisin’ the streets m-/Title Sleeve vg 6 BROTHER LEES [UK d j m 10729] along came John/((other people’s music, other people’s songs)) m-/PS vg+ 8 midt gay of Coasters! COFFEE AND CREAM double doc 2003—the chiller of the century (80’s AIDS Blues) stereo/stereo? vg 4 late 80s RAP BEN COLDER mgm 14111—big sweet John/((games people play)) vg+ 4 JOAN COLLINS’ FAN CLUB [UK 10 #227] ((leader of the pack))/Jacques m- 9 TOP NOVELTY narrations and song, truly amazing THE COUNTRY GENTLEMEN rebel 263 dj—Big Bruce/blue bell m- 5 a-side GAY NOVELTY BILLY CRAIN florida 288—hopalong Ben Gay/((I ain’t never)) m- 6 GEORGE CUMMINGS double doc 2001—80’s AIDS blues/80’s AIDS (public service announcements) m- 8 THE DEACON [CLEAR WAX, award 584003] by George, I’m glad I ain’t Boy George/((dancin’ John)) m-/PS m- 9 WADE EDWARDS shandala 1001—Big Bruce/((Maridis nightmare)) m- 7 rare cover version, gay hair stylist novelty J. “CURLEY” FARRELL “with Brucey” wenco 7809 dj—fruity Brucey/((let me love you for a little while)) m- wol-a, b 5 LEN GALLOWAY rello 5—my way/((deacon’s walk)) m- 10 OUTRAGEOUS gay version of Sinatra song PAT GARRETT m s k 2924—by George (I’m glad I ain’t Boy George)/((hows your love life)) m- 5 BEN GAY elm 103—the ballad of Ben Gay/silly savage serenade m- 6 great effeminate gay novelty, kind of “Folsom Prison” tune “THE GAY DECEIVERS” [fanfare film production cbc-100] PROMOTIONAL SPOTS 50, 25 seconds vg+ 13 movie commercials GOTHAM aurum 0003—(I’m your) AC/DC man Part 1, 2 m- 5 STEVE GREENBERG trip 3000—Big Bruce/((run to you)) vg+ 4 gay hairdresser, the “definitive version” (TWO writers version) THE HEAVY DUTY bandit 11—sure cure (vocal/instru.) m- 7 dance novelty “sit on your butt & keep your mouth shut” AIDS novelty BILLY JOEL columbia 10412 dj—James mono/stereo m- 5 who knew he did a gay song?? “LET MY PEOPLE COME” libra 10102—give it to me [LORRAINE DAVIDSON]/I’m gay [MARTY DUFFY & JOE JONES] m- 6 LOBSTERS GORILLA [no #] I’m not gay, I’m Polish ((+3 mostly not novelty)) m-/PS vg+ BID//MIN: 20 Detroit 1979 punk MARTI MAE laurie 3269 dj—Bernard bikini/((ready, aim, kiss)) m- 7 60s gay beach novelty ELTON MOTELLO [UK lightning 508] jet boy jet girl/((pogo pogo)) m-/black Title Sleeve m- 9 “he gives me HEAD” lyrics MARTIN MULL elektra 46056—((pig in a blanket))/the fruit song m- 7 disparaging song – never knew about this before! PANSY DIVISION outpunch 006—Bill & Ted’s homosexual adventure/((big bottom)) m-/Foldover m- (lyrics, pic inside) 7 lookout 69—fem in a black leather jacket/homo Christmas/smells like QUEER spirit [NIRVANA] m-/Foldover-lyrics m- 8 74—homosapien/trash/touch my Joe Camel m-/Foldover PS lyrics and drawing inside m- 7 85—fuck buddy/((the biggest lie))/((cry for a shadow)) m-/PS m- 6 109—flower/Denny (naked)/James Bondage/real men m-/PS m- 7 [147, CLEAR WAX] headbanger/sweet pain/breaking the law m-/Gatefold m- (lyrics inside) 8 not as overtly gay empty 286—jack U off/strip U down m-/Foldover PS m- 12 overt fast punk/midt. rock PURVIS PICKETT & THE PUNK-A-BILLIES s r o 0008—macho machacho/((Bodine Brown “she’s fun to be around”)) m- 6 QUEERS [2 RECORDS, selfless 21 a, b, c, d] fagtown +12 ((most others not gay; some are novelty)) m-/Foldover PS m- (pic, lkyrics) 10 BILL STITH jamie 1417—Big Bruce/((leap ‘n lunge)) [[m- 5]] [[DJ m- 5]] song about the effeminate hair stylist SIMON STOKES casablanca 0007—((Captain Howdy))/I fell for her, she fell for him & he fell for me m- 5 THE TEDDY BOYS [CANADA wea #BOY 1] he only goes out with boys/((Valentino)) m- 5 SONGS ABOUT ELVIS PRESLEY (NOVELTIES AND NOT) OTTO BASH rca victor 47 6585—THE ELVIS BLUES/later m- 11 r&roll, is this the first Elvis tribute? CROW CARROLL amnipex 00188—I saw Elvis/((what can you do to me now)) m- 5 Peoria IL tribute MICHELE CODY safari 601—Merry Christmas Elvis/((all I want for Christmas is my daddy)) m- 5 RICK DEES And His Cast Of Idiots rso 870—he ate too many jelly donuts/((Barely White “that…”)) m- 10 WITHDRAWN at Elvis death! This came out within two or three weeks before the death. Elvis overeats donuts and explodes! WALLY FOWLER dove 100—a new star in Heaven/a wonderful time up there m- 5 flip somewhat modified for his death MOJO NIXON enigma 75036—(619) 239-K.I.N.G./((Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two-headed love child)) m- 6 MOJO NIXON AND SKID ROPER enigma 75011—Elvis is everywhere/((gin guzzlin’ frenzy)) m- 7 insane exaggerated overhype novelty PAUL PORTER lift 1007—the King ain’t dead/((crumble and die)) m- 6 tribute from ALASKA DAVID PRICE rice 5075—love him tender, sweet Jesus/((I need a friend)) m- 4 slow Presley death tribute 1977 LEON RUSSELL paradise 8667 dj—Elvis and Marilyn mono/stereo m-/PS m- 5 his friendship with Marilyn Monroe KEN SCOTT k.e.y. 8666—Elvis’ greatest show/((I had to call you darlin’)) m- 4 THE SERIOUS BROTHERS tunetown 101—it’s another joyful Elvis Presley Christmas stereo/stereo m- 2 BARRY TIFFIN tiffin international 1300—candy bars for Elvis stereo/stereo m- 4 [UNCREDITED ARTIST] LS 53—spelling on the stone mono/mono m- 7 rare local label curb 10522—spelling on the stone stereo/stereo? m- faint wol-a 4 NATIONAL RELEASE BILL (RUFUS) WHITEHOUSE independent sound 101—Elvis “from us to you”/((two more days till Christmas)) m- 5 SPACE, ASTRONAUTS, ASTRONOMY 12-INCH LP: BOBBY AND BETTY happy house C 20—Bobby and Betty go to the Moon m-/soc-a vg+ 6 BEGIN 45RPM: ROY E. ANDERSON [general electric co. no #] “sounds from Outer Space” – voice relayed via Moon R. W. Garrett m-/PS m- 6 1-SIDED THE ASTRONUTS concorde 066—Skylab is falling (same both sides) m- 5 “AURAVISION” [LAMINATED paper record] “sounds from outer space” m- 4 DIRK BLANCHART [UK statik 3] I don’t mind (if the Sputnik lands)/((deadpan)) m-/soc-a PS m- 6 midt/ms new wave THE CABAL [CANADA warped 1111] Halley’s coming/((sparks)) m- #ol-a/PS vg+ 5 CHEEK & TONG PLAYERS gesundheit 0000—theme from Star Crazy/the light before Christmas m- 2 combination of Star Trek and Star Wars influence, zaniness, goofy conversations, puns, etc. JOE DOLCE mca 51157—ain’t no U.F.O. gonna catch my diesel/((if you wanna be happy)) m- 4 THE DROIDS starrwarzz 777—disco robot/cosmic Space Shuttle m- 8 disco space novelties, a-side GREAT THE FERRANTE BROTHERS macola 45001—((sorry baby))/20th Day m-, promo insert 6 ((midtempo UTAH! soul))/oddball space nov. ELLA FITZGERALD decca 27578—two little men in a flying saucer/((the hot canary)) m- 6 RON GOODWIN capitol F4201 dj—Martians on parade/((the Venus waltz)) m- sol-a 5 a-side “chipmunks voices” in march instru. THE HOUGHTON WEAVERS [UK columbia 9082 dj—the Martians have landed in Wigan/((the ballad of Wigan Pier)) m- 7 nov. flip, too RICK HARRINGTON big B 501—pore ole Ruben/((partners in crime)) m- wol-a, b 9 country, midt UFO story/((not novelty)) “HECTOR RECORDS” #2879—blast-off vocal/instru. m- 5 early 1960s STUART JAYE nasa prods. 6711—space trucker (3:45)/((ain’t no use))/space trucker (4:00) m- 7 INSERTS: lyrics, letter, pic-biogr. DEVON JONES popularity 708—ballad of the U.F.O.’s/((true love)) m- 6 ROCKY JONES, SPACE RANGER [columbia MJV 4-155/90179 “shipwrecked on Planet X” m-/PS vg 9 rare children’s series story JU-DI-LIN - RA-FA with… martin 102—we’ll put a man on the moon/who’ll be the first to the moon m- #ol-b 7 JON KENNY astro 711—the looner fluter/((angel of love)) vg 4 RARE 50s Chicago, midt pop space novelty SLEEPY LaBEEF sun 1145—flying saucers rock and roll/((boogie woogie country girl)) m- 5 redo Billy Lee Riley AL MORGAN [AUSTRALIA w & g 945] the willow tree//M-2-9 m- 7 flip mid “space Pop” about 1975 (which was the FUTURE then) THE PEOPLE OF EARTH vs. LUNA [orbit 1035] project Moon Side 1, 2 m- sol-a 2% label tear-a/PS vg- 12 RARE! sci-fi 50s narration EBBERT SCHLERSH [CANADA ufo 044 001] I saw a UFO last night m- 7 pure novelty! c&w-ish 1970s with CRUDEST Title Sleeve RAY STEVENS mca 53661—I saw Elvis in a U.F.O./((I used to be crazy)) m- 5 SPORTS, ATHLETES, AND TEAM PRIDE 12-INCH LP: MACK HAYES ram 3209—Oiler hits album 1980-81 m-/m- 7 Houston football BEGIN 45RPM: THE ABERDEEN SQUAD [WHITE WAX, UK afc no #] European song/the northern light of Old Aberdeen m-/Title Sleeve vg 5 A. FRIEND thunder tummy 1002—the ballad of Sonny Sixkilleer/((after the game)) m- 6 U. Wash. Huskies football narration/((Inst.)) D. D. ALBRITTON bear mania 86—Bear mania/((friends)) m- 5 Chicago Bears JERRY ALLISON stargem 2438—King Richard #43/pride of the USA m- with promo insert 6 Richard Petty as NASCAR icon ALL OF US [NEW ZEALAND BNZC challenge club 12] sailing away/((pick it up)) m- 6 winners of the World Cup, 1986 release UREL ALBERT all pro 106—the mighty Crimson Tide mono/stereo m- 6 fast Alabama football tribute 110—Ohio State Buckeyes #1 mono/stereo m-/Pic-Title sleeve m- 7 all pro EP 3312—“RAZORBACK COUNTRY” Razorbacks, best in the U.S.A./whoo pig sooie!! +2 m-/PS m- 7 AND “Coke It It” SCOTT ANDERSON GROUP Chisholm 1020—here come the Bears mono (wol)/mono m- 5 midfast, BAYLOR UNIV. football LOU ANTONUCCI titletown 001017—Titletown, U.S.A./for E. W. m- 5 Pittsburgh Steelers, mentions some players NATE ARCHIBALD [play it pro no #] “an exciting 12-minute record and 20-page book” with Nate Arcjhibald narrating m-/Gatefold m- 6 THE ARSENAL FOOTBALL TEAM ‘UK united artists 36518] super Arsenal F. C./sing with the Gunners (…Liam Brady) m-/PS m- 5 ARSENAL 1978 SQUAD [UK lightning 544] roll out the red carpet/kings of London m-/PS m- 5 midt/ms sport vocals AUBURN ALUMNI ASSOCIATION [#314] War Eagle: give ‘em hell/ride ‘em high m- 6 Auburn football THE AUBURN UNIVERSITY BAND [no #] war eagle/the alma mater vg+ 5 “AUDIO NEWS FEATURES” [#99] interview with Paul “Bear” Bryant/((take a minute for beauty…) m- 10 with promotional letter [101] interview with Coach Gerry Faust (& action picture taking, preventing heat damaged hair +2)) m- light wol 9, promo letter BACKWOODS BAND//1984 TCU… [western sky no #] the ballad of the fighting frogs/alma mater/fight song THE BOMB syndrome 7889—bet on the Bears vocal/instru. m- 6 midt synth rock Chicago football JACK BONASSO…HOT ICE hot ice 14100—ballad of the Mountaineers/((jambalaya)) m- 5 football West Virginia vs. Oklahoma game TERRY CASHMAN lifesong 45099—talkin’ baseball (baseball and the Tribe) Cleveland Indians version/((baby,…)) m-/green TS vg+ 5 45111—talkin’ baseball (baseball in K. C.) Kansas City Royals version/((baby, baby I love you)) m-/green Title Sleeve m- 5 THE COLLEAGUES fraternity 3388—football widow wife/((Emily)) m- 4 THE FANS gold 1001—ballad of Dr. J./Dr. Dunk m- 6 Philadelphia basketball 70s FORTUNE songuild 937—((your song))/race horses have funny names m- 5 light female novelty, 60s or 70s THE FOWLS rotten rat 1016—the bird is the word/chirp me out to the ballgame m- 5 {{Baltimore version]] or [[Detroit version]] rotten rat 1018—the Yanks are the champs/the Yanks are back m- 7 STEVE GOODMAN with CHICAGO CUBS CHORUS [WGN radio 720 #784] go Cubs go (same both sides) m-5 extremely well-known here DANNY KAYE [reprise 20105, m- PS] D-O-D-G-E-R-S song/myti kaysi at the bat m- 11 POPSIKE MANY sales 20-30+ ROGER MARTIN perri prod. 12F01—Super Bowl bound vocal/instru. m- 7 Cleveland Browns, 1986 release, lyrics sheet THE PROGRESSIVE BLUES BAND [Big H 711, m- PS] Tiger’s Blues/at the… m- 6 rare mid Blues-Boogie 70s Detroit, Kaline, etc. STEPHEN PULDY (ETC.)—editors [blue and gray no #] this is Robert E. Lee 1955 Side 1, 2 m- 6 Florida high school, incl. sports etc. KEN SCOTT universal 16023—the ballad of Bobby Knight/((two part harmony)) m- 6 JAMES STEWART – CURT GOWDY fleetwood 6—“BASEBALL the first 100 years” Side one, two m-/PS m- 5 THE TAXI SQUAD title town 104—PACKER POLKA Super Bowl stomp/the college football queen vg+ 4 GOOFY! mf song +narration IMELDA WHITTEN lam 10533—Larry (The Great) Bird/((Danny Boy)) m- 6